MY NEW MOVIE! The Adventures of Tom Hanks!

Jason Ruiz · 07-19-2002, 10:30 PM

!!!

http://festerfreelance.homestead.com..._Tom_Hanks.zip

James Burgon · 07-19-2002, 10:32 PM

link?

EDIT: Watching now.

Digital Taco · 07-19-2002, 10:32 PM

James Burgon · 07-19-2002, 10:36 PM

........
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA!

?

Digital Taco · 07-19-2002, 10:36 PM

HAHHAHA, the magic laugh!

Bob Toasted · 07-19-2002, 10:54 PM

I totally agree with the message...

Allergic 2 Life · 07-20-2002, 12:36 AM

OMG THGAT SUCSK!

VIVALAVOVA · 07-20-2002, 12:50 AM

that was good.

Shaun · 07-20-2002, 02:45 AM

Humorous.

Qaz · 07-21-2002, 01:45 AM

Sammy Sagitarius · 07-21-2002, 03:42 AM

You make me hate you, Fester. Yet, for some unknown reason, I keep downloading them, even when I know it's just gonna disappoint.

JeremyM · 07-21-2002, 02:42 PM

i actaully thought this was funny in a way. its very stupid, but funny.... I like when he said "u havent lived untill youve seen the corcodile hunter movie" and that music started up, it made me laugh, for some odd reason, well oaky movie i guess, if u call it a movie. but all of ur other movies take a shit on this!

Dick Harris · 07-21-2002, 06:32 PM

Drama Of The Year:

Fester Freelance's latest movie was an offering hot on the heels of SGT. STEVE the movie. I somehow had the feeling that it wouldn't top SGT.STEVE and EMOTIONS - WITH CAL FLAVELL because of how jaw-droppingly great they were, but how wrogn i was. The musical selection was awesome, and i can't wait for the soundtrack, as the jungle-type tribal music was excellenty placed.
It made me think of how much effort the sound recording must have taken, and you rarely see that kind of work outside Hollywood. I will be sure to buy THE ADVENTURES OF TOM HANKS's original movie score and just melt away as the single track plays on repeat and i imagine myself dancing around a fire with leaves covering my pelvic area, and then i have sex with the cheif's daughtwer, and he scalps me and i'm exiled from the village forever and eaten by a passing mongoose. it really set the scene and made me feel great.
The movies logo itself was also somewhat awesome. Debbie going down on jesus was really unexpected considering the name has nothing to do with it... DEBBIE DOES JESUS made me believe that she was covering the life of jesus, and since i believe in jesus, i thought his movies would be the kind that are on at easter every year. genious.
Then the powerful part... the way that the baby is voiced, and how he is outcast for being over-excitable and able to talk, by people his age. it brings a tear to my eye everytime i watch it. I had a huge lump in my throat and the desire to cry out loud, and then hang myself. Luckily i didn't, but had to be counselled. you feel for the poor baby as he laughs. If only he knew that later on in life, he'd play more sad parts like big.....and the guy in Philladelphia who has AIDs.
What really made me happy was that the file was a tiny 48k while zipped.... some drivel that size is almost always dire, not worth downloading and never a masterpiece. How wrong i was.
The film had it's action moments. expecially YOU HAVEN'T LIVED UNTIL YOU'VE SEEN THE CROCODILE HUNTER MOVIE... here, fester shows us he isn't a racist, and doesn't classify all australians as Steve Irwin.... Fester's all like STEVE IRWIN IS A PERSON TOO. AND HE DESERVES HIS MOVIE! SO SHUT UP BEFORE I BASH YOU IN WITH MY COCK. FUCK YOU! YOU FUCKIN' DICK! YA PIECE OF FUCKIN' SHIT! I apologize for my language, but it rattles you.... all these dingo fucking racist aussies, taking it out on Steve Irwin for being a stereotype? YEAH WELL YOU AUSSIES ARE IRWIN HATING RACISTS....the line is delivered with power like it should be.
In conclusion Fester Freelance is still the undisputed master of movie making, especially animation (this movie is very slick), and I can't wait for his next movie, about barabara bush. HE EATS ASIAN CHILDREN.

Dick Harris · 07-21-2002, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JeremyM
i actaully thought this was funny in a way. its very stupid, but funny.... I like when he said "u havent lived untill youve seen the corcodile hunter movie" and that music started up, it made me laugh, for some odd reason, well oaky movie i guess, if u call it a movie. but all of ur other movies take a shit on this!

btw, PWNED.

Robert Domke · 07-22-2002, 09:33 PM

Well, at least it isn't a big download...........

Xclexski · 07-22-2002, 10:10 PM

I didn't find it funny. The best stupid short movie ever is still 'THE FESTER FREELANCE SHOW!!!!!!'. That never gets old. I watch it 53252 times every day.

Sergon · 07-23-2002, 07:07 PM

I'm hypothetically astonished.

Corey Schwoebel · 07-25-2002, 04:34 AM

* Walks out of the room and never stops walking *

Sammy Sagitarius · 07-25-2002, 06:00 AM

* thanks god for making a dream come true *

07-19-2002, 10:30 PM	#1
Jason Ruiz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 12,975	MY NEW MOVIE! The Adventures of Tom Hanks! !!! http://festerfreelance.homestead.com..._Tom_Hanks.zip

07-19-2002, 10:32 PM	#3
Digital Taco Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 12,216	yes

07-20-2002, 02:45 AM	#9
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	Humorous.
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07-21-2002, 01:45 AM	#10
Qaz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,355	ug
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07-21-2002, 02:42 PM	#12
JeremyM Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 606	i actaully thought this was funny in a way. its very stupid, but funny.... I like when he said "u havent lived untill youve seen the corcodile hunter movie" and that music started up, it made me laugh, for some odd reason, well oaky movie i guess, if u call it a movie. but all of ur other movies take a shit on this!
JeremyM Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 606

07-19-2002, 10:32 PM	#2
James Burgon Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 8,689	link? EDIT: Watching now.

07-19-2002, 10:36 PM	#4
James Burgon Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 8,689	........ HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA! ?

07-19-2002, 10:54 PM	#6
Bob Toasted Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 4,909	I totally agree with the message...

07-20-2002, 12:36 AM	#7
Allergic 2 Life Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,459	OMG THGAT SUCSK!

07-20-2002, 12:50 AM	#8
VIVALAVOVA Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 8,519	that was good.

07-21-2002, 03:42 AM	#11
Sammy Sagitarius Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,777	You make me hate you, Fester. Yet, for some unknown reason, I keep downloading them, even when I know it's just gonna disappoint.

07-21-2002, 06:32 PM	#13
Dick Harris Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,503	Drama Of The Year: Fester Freelance's latest movie was an offering hot on the heels of SGT. STEVE the movie. I somehow had the feeling that it wouldn't top SGT.STEVE and EMOTIONS - WITH CAL FLAVELL because of how jaw-droppingly great they were, but how wrogn i was. The musical selection was awesome, and i can't wait for the soundtrack, as the jungle-type tribal music was excellenty placed. It made me think of how much effort the sound recording must have taken, and you rarely see that kind of work outside Hollywood. I will be sure to buy THE ADVENTURES OF TOM HANKS's original movie score and just melt away as the single track plays on repeat and i imagine myself dancing around a fire with leaves covering my pelvic area, and then i have sex with the cheif's daughtwer, and he scalps me and i'm exiled from the village forever and eaten by a passing mongoose. it really set the scene and made me feel great. The movies logo itself was also somewhat awesome. Debbie going down on jesus was really unexpected considering the name has nothing to do with it... DEBBIE DOES JESUS made me believe that she was covering the life of jesus, and since i believe in jesus, i thought his movies would be the kind that are on at easter every year. genious. Then the powerful part... the way that the baby is voiced, and how he is outcast for being over-excitable and able to talk, by people his age. it brings a tear to my eye everytime i watch it. I had a huge lump in my throat and the desire to cry out loud, and then hang myself. Luckily i didn't, but had to be counselled. you feel for the poor baby as he laughs. If only he knew that later on in life, he'd play more sad parts like big.....and the guy in Philladelphia who has AIDs. What really made me happy was that the file was a tiny 48k while zipped.... some drivel that size is almost always dire, not worth downloading and never a masterpiece. How wrong i was. The film had it's action moments. expecially YOU HAVEN'T LIVED UNTIL YOU'VE SEEN THE CROCODILE HUNTER MOVIE... here, fester shows us he isn't a racist, and doesn't classify all australians as Steve Irwin.... Fester's all like STEVE IRWIN IS A PERSON TOO. AND HE DESERVES HIS MOVIE! SO SHUT UP BEFORE I BASH YOU IN WITH MY COCK. FUCK YOU! YOU FUCKIN' DICK! YA PIECE OF FUCKIN' SHIT! I apologize for my language, but it rattles you.... all these dingo fucking racist aussies, taking it out on Steve Irwin for being a stereotype? YEAH WELL YOU AUSSIES ARE IRWIN HATING RACISTS....the line is delivered with power like it should be. In conclusion Fester Freelance is still the undisputed master of movie making, especially animation (this movie is very slick), and I can't wait for his next movie, about barabara bush. HE EATS ASIAN CHILDREN.

07-22-2002, 09:33 PM	#15
Robert Domke Banned Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 3,779	Well, at least it isn't a big download...........
Robert Domke Banned Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 3,779

07-22-2002, 10:10 PM	#16
Xclexski Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,961	I didn't find it funny. The best stupid short movie ever is still 'THE FESTER FREELANCE SHOW!!!!!!'. That never gets old. I watch it 53252 times every day.
Xclexski Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,961

07-23-2002, 07:07 PM	#17
Sergon Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 350	I'm hypothetically astonished.
Sergon Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 350

07-25-2002, 04:34 AM	#18
Corey Schwoebel Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 406	* Walks out of the room and never stops walking *

07-25-2002, 06:00 AM	#19
Sammy Sagitarius Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,777	* thanks god for making a dream come true *