The Christmas Movie Showcase

SCORES:
Branch: 40
Patryk Kornatowski: 35.5
Toonsville: 35.5
Lt Films: 23.5
Old Rivers: 37
Cabineet The Keet: 35
kevinorsomething: 46





The download is all the movies as separate files NOT the compilation.

[Cabineet The Keet]

good contest : )

I think kevinorsomething definitely deserved the win. It's a nice movie that I think this contest will really be remembered for. It's the only one that feels like a traditional christmas movie. Kevin worked his ass off over the course of 3 days to finish the majority of this which is really respectable. Should've been called Christmas With The Cracks though. 0/20.
The Nosettes is my second favorite since music videos in 3dmm are always a treat. Has some good visual gags too.

[kevinorsomething]

This is a very nice contest. Some very solid entries and reviews from EVERYBODY!

And thank you for the very sweet message at the end. Love y’all.

[Onattien]

STICKY!!

[Old Rivers]

Good group of movies! I'm kind of amazed we were able to wrangle this many people.

Congrats to Kevin!

[Cabineet The Keet]

Originally Posted by AutisticBritishJackass

"My Thoughts on the Christmas Contest Entries"
by Patryk Kornatowski (Autistic British Jackass)

Daddy would you like some sausage... Daddy would you like some sausages... Daddy would like so- OH SHIT I'M ON!
Hello, It's been kind of a while since I've lasted interacted with you 3dmmers out there (That is unless you count the 3dmm.us guestbook or the Discord/Steam
interactions I had with a few 3dmmers or whatever), You may (or may NOT) remember back in September of 2025 I reviewed the Entries for the P.A.M. Contest by the
infamous production hell bank robbery film 2 year haulter and a former Ramza Brave/Jeff Ching influence, LT Films... which I only reviewed 2 of, since the third
entry was made by me and MouthStitch never finished his entry thanks to him being a lazy italian who's mouth is so stitched he can't even eat Spaghetti or Pizza
for crying out loud (despite the fact that on his banner(s) on his Newgrounds and YouTube, he has stock images of men eating spaghetti on them... then how the
fuck does he eat if his mouth is stitched??? or better.... why did he creepily posted a picture of a goat licking his lips like some kind of fucking horny ritual?
MouthStitch, I know you're a cool artist and all but you have a few issues.... you fucking goyim..... or SIGH maybe he it was Evil Miles!! *insert clip of Buddy the
Elf screams "NOOOOOOO!" here*)
Ok I'm just messing, anyway what else to add here... Oh yeah! I recently watched "The Lawnmower Man" (Yes, The movie where it spawned a certain internet meme that a
certain danbooru imageboard will go crazy on if I dare mention his name but if you know you know) and CG was so amazing and scary that it inspired me to recreate this
monstrosity from one of those scenes IN 3dmm (which can be viewed here: https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/...otomy-monster), It's a really good horror flick
that I do recommend... so my expectations are kind of high but I'll have to see about that (the premiere starts within 2 hours as I'm typing this right now)
Anyways, without further a do, Let's begin!!!!! Merry (belated) Christmas, Everybody @ The 3dmm Community!!!!!!! ^_^

===================="Christmas At Ground Zero" by Branch/Nosette====================

Oh boy, we're starting with something with one of my favourite music artists... "Weird Al" Yankovic, It's about christmas in a apocalypse setting, which is pretty dark
but still funny just like Al's other songs, It is made in the style of one of those music videos made in Flash similar to "Albuquerque: THE MOVIE" by RWappin, so THIS must
be in the similar style of Branch's other music video movie they released last year "Cool City" made by Danny Elfman (yes ladies and genetlemen, the guy behind movie scores
and composer behind the simpsons theme made his own music... while also in a band that made a song about pedophilia, you know what im talking about, Oingo Boingo), I'm not
going to say much here over than just to say that it's a fun music video, a dark one at that

7/10

==========="The Little Old Jack Saves Christmas" by Toonsville/Jack Deakin==========

Another contest entry by the good ol' Jack Deakin (The only 3dmmer that has a Kiwi Farms thread on him.. well unless you count me of course), seems to be almost a yule tide
tradition for the guy, At first, I was little concerned about this one since it starts off with a snowman coming to life, a plot point that already had took it's gospel in an
episode of Police Heroes Season 2, but no, instead of Tom and Karen arresting the fucking cunt snowman from kidnapping children, it was the exact opposite, the snowman was
INSTEAD going to take over christmas, not fucking abducting kids so he could rape them like a pedophile, some of the animation is nice, the camera panning slowly but smoothly
is a bit unusual for a film made by an autistic man in his 30s who still animates in the MSPaint style like take a look at his a recent animation from 2024 where it was an remake
of B-Break, HE STILL ANIMATES IN THIS FUCKING STYLE!! *facepalms*

Well whatever they say, let people enjoy things and don't blame the artists. He has been doing this for years now, since around... 2004? I don't fuckin' know *shrugs*

but at the end of the day, It's another nice movie in the Jack Deakin filmography book, fair enough ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
also the voice acting of "Little Old Jack" is also nice, the voice changer is a good touch as well, Jack should do that more often in some of his non-3dmm animations

6/10

============================="Snowfight" by Lt Films================================

Umm... When this came on, I almost realized "I've seen this somewhere before" and when it reached the end it was actually from the 7th day of the 3dmm.us Advent Calender, same music
and everything... Loki, you lazy jewish cunt! also he released it early... THAT FUCKER IS BLIND!!!! He didn't read the rules, "Don't release your movie until AFTER the contest is over"...
and he released it anyway as part of his constantly delayed mostly shite advent calender, Loki, never do that again, bitch... kill yourself you goddamn transgender looking bastard!

Animation is kinda ok but that doesn't fix my rating, oh fuck no

4/10 + a chair and a rope, fuck you LT!

====================="Santa and The Fat Nigger" by Old Rivers=======================

This one doesn't really have a title, but judging by the occourances of the film (oops spoiler), I'm going to call this one "Santa and The Fat Nigger", anyway the use of the GSM 6.10/PyQ for
the narration and music is something quite unusual for Mr. "Old Hag" here, and the effect on Santa and Ramu around the fire was pretty kind of spot on (almost), the scenery is cool, and the
angry facial expression on Santa... cartoonish-ly priceless, just priceless lol, I thought the Jiffy's sign said "Jeffy's" for a second hahaha, but that could my dark childhood speaking to me,
Santa really hates Niggers tho, that's for damn sure, does also hate Sand Niggers, Fags, Kikes and Trannies?

They're should be more films from "Ride of Your LIFE Entertainment" because this one is definately a ride, for sure

9/10

======================"The Last House" by Cabineet The Keet=========================

LMAO WHAT THE FUCK? Despite hating him for stealing my name in the 3dmm.us guestbook, this one's really good, the animation's nice but I beileve the best thing about this entry is the humor twist
at the end with Santa being revealed as none other than Jesus Christ himself, I don't need to say anthing further, just wow, just... WOW! fucking hell man that made me laugh out loud oh my god

10/10

=============="Trey and Elijah Save Christmas" by kevinorsomething==================

Ok, this one doesn't also have a title, but that's ok because I have my own ideas on what I should call movies, just like what I did to Mr. Young Oceans, I call this one "Trey and Elijah Save Christmas",
so it's about two crack dealers who go to a party, sniff some heroin, and try to save christmas by going to the toy store's but however they're closed for christmas, so HOW did the tree get filled with all
of those presents you may ask? well, Elijah broke into a toy store, 'nuff said, but hey at least it ends pretty happily, the facial expressions on Trey and Elijah at around the scene with the Timothy drug
dealer character kind of reminded me of those Worm characters from the game Worms, and oh on a side note, half way, my headset went on a low battery, so I had to turn on my speakers so I could watch it all
the way to the end because with no sound, the movie would've made no sense whatsoever, but still, It's a heartwarming tale on how not to take drugs on the day before Christmas, because trust me kids, you
could end up in a prediciment like Trey and Elijah here, so DON'T FUCK UP OR THE TOY STORES WILL CLOSE! also nice Outcast poster in Terry's Office, the beedy eyes on them are kinda creepy lol, also love that
singing fish HMC

9/10

...And that's that, The 3dmm Christmas Contest of 2025 (or 2026), now I did forget about one entry here, that is "Santa vs. The Grinch"... Directed by Patryk Kornatowski (Ahem that's me!), I didn't review it
since like I said in the reviews of the entries for the P.A.M. Contest, I consider that cheating and I don't want be a fucking jew to fucking review my own damn movies, also in the last minute evaluation, some
of the entries are pretty good (with the exception of LT Films' entry), also to Onattien... lol! at least she didn't see it, you should be lucky you're not dead, but still I'm sorry to say this but fuck you for
unblocking me on Xitter as bait... I have you blocked on almost every social media account I could find of yours, im ONLY going to be unblocking you if you FINALLY finish and release Blob War 2... and Ok Tom, I'll
stop talking to you.... BONER B0WN!!!!!!

Anyway

God Bless and Goodnight! and oh yeah
Merry Christmas, 3dmm

[Old Rivers]

Despite getting a nine out of ten rating, for some strange reason I still don't like Patryk's review of my part.

[MouthStitch]

i do also wonder why you don't like it for said strange reason

[Bown]

Felt to me like Patryk really picked up what you were putting down

[Old Rivers]

Be quiet, BONER B0WN!

[PizzaLuigi]

Originally Posted by Old Rivers

Despite getting a nine out of ten rating, for some strange reason I still don't like Patryk's review of my part.

Hate the game, not the player

[Toonsville]

It’s best not to get out of Patryk at this time since he’s already been permanently banned. Hence the next time whene the announcement of the next contest shows up, I might not be sharing it onto my YouTube page.

[Lt Films]

The next contest I'll be putting in some effort, that's for sure. I already reused my animation from day 7 of the advent calendar and just submitted it. I didn't actually feel like participating but I did in the end anyway.

[Lt Films]

I also find it really funny that for whatever reason he just keeps throwing strays at me like it's so stupid. I think he just does that with anyone he doesn't like in general but holy parasocial it's not that serious.

"infamous production hell bank robbery film 2 year haulter and a former Ramza Brave/Jeff Ching influence, LT Films... "

[Cabineet The Keet]

I am very satisfied with my review. eat it, losers.

I'd also like to mention that plop watched the premiere for this during his first day of college in a library with people behind him. I hope he remembers this for the rest of his life!

[kevinorsomething]

I hope the people who were walking behind him also remember that for the rest of their lives. Even the terrorists!

[Mr Mong]

Im glad we managed to pull this one together, looked a little worrying at one point !

Now i need to post more mczee pins to america again