3DMM.COM Chess

[Doog Lord]

Hello, 3dmm.com! This thread will be a text game instead of a usual discussion thread, and this time, it's a game of war, classic old chess! This thread will be similar to the 2001: A Space Odyssey scene of Hal and David playing chess, but instead everyone will be sorted in two teams and have the chance to make moves, playing one at a time. Along with a board-ified Hal working as a referee.

RULES:
1. Rules of chess apply here, nothing is changed from the basic rules. Basic rules can be found: http://www.fraserheightschess.com/Do...ChessRules.pdf
A reference for moves you may make is by starting up an online chess game, and replicating the moves thus far in this thread, then seeing if your next move can be made.

2. To move a piece, one must say the first two letters of one, with the possible pieces being, “KI QU BI KN RO PA”. Each smiley sized image, except kings and queens, has a number on it and will be said after the piece name, such as “BI1 ”. The person must then state where the chess piece will move using the column as a reference. A full message should look like, “PA8, H6”. Alternatively, one can use only coordinates to indicate where pieces move. Example: “G7 to G6”.

3. Chess moves must be color coordinated [black] [white] and the color that someone chooses as their first move will be the only color they can play until the game is finished. This is done to avoid sabotages and unfair play.

4. People must wait for the chess board to update before they can play a move. People cannot play twice and each team goes at a time.

5. Other people updating the board is allowed, and even encouraged, however it must comply with the rules above, be accurate to moves picked and be done by someone who knows the rules of chess.

6. If you have any questions, feel free to ask in this thread.

Score:
Whites: 0
Blacks: 0

[Doog Lord]

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Ha. Hey. The chess board is now yours.

[Doog Lord]

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[Doog Lord]

KN1, C6

[Doog Lord]

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[Doog Lord]

I think that'll be the only move I'll make as demonstration, but I have high hopes for the white people!

[Doog Lord]

Also I'm really just using this as reference since I'm not remembering all the rules for chess:
https://www.mathsisfun.com/games/chess.html

[Old Rivers]

I think this is a great idea, but you should probably fix the spacing on the board. It totally looks like the knight is in front of the D column pawn, not C.

[Doog Lord]

Looks fine for me. Maybe it has to do with screen resolution?

[Plopilpy]

Move left

[Plopilpy]

Rotate 45 degrees and launch piece at the king, killing him

[Plopilpy]

Check mate

[Doog Lord]

C’mon guys.

[Doog Lord]

This is the problem with the board, nobody’s got the confidence to help black people.

[Doog Lord]

Until someone makes a move, I deem you all racists.

[Kane]

Guess we'll all just have to accept the fact we're racists then

[Old Rivers]

Originally Posted by Doog Lord

Looks fine for me. Maybe it has to do with screen resolution?

Oh, I think it was cause I was on my phone. Looks way better now.

[Old Rivers]

Alright, as my first move as commander of blacks:

PA5, E3

[Shaun]

O my god you guys are such noobs. The board is backwards, firstly. White belongs on the first and second ranks while Black is on 7th and 8th.

And what the hell kind of annotation is PA5 E3? I'm not even sure what that means. (I'm going to guess it means e3.) You don't have to specify which piece you are moving unless you're in a situation where two knights or two rooks can reach the same square.

so here you'd just write (with the board oriented the right way)
1. Nc3 e6

Also wouldn't it be easier to just take a screenshot of a board so we aren't playing with this terrible-looking ASCII mess? And what's with the numbers over each piece??

[Kane]

https://www.chess.com/play/online/friend

problem solved

[Doog Lord]

[Doog Lord]

Can I still use McZee 9000?

[French Fry]

i move my RT-2PM2 Topol-M cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile into position on B1 and prepare for negotiations

[Doog Lord]

[Old Rivers]

He's moving the rook.