What's one job you would never do?

[Dungeon Snake]

Personally I think I could work most jobs. Most of them would be manageable, even just working in a factory or a coal mine or something, I think I could find a way to make it rewarding. But are there any jobs you could never, ever do? Like even if it was the only job available, you'd rather just be homeless?

Personally I could never work in food service. I think I would quit within 2 days. I really don't enjoy interacting with people most of the time, and having to pretend to care about a bunch of entitled Karens whining about their food would be impossible for me.

[PizzaLuigi]

I would never work in the sewers

[Nixon]

i could never be a carer. i could never wipe an old or mentally disabled ass for them, i’m sorry.

[Dungeon Snake]

Agh, fuck yeah, that would be a tough one. Man, those people are heroes, they deserbe a million dollars a year

[Winavilenium]

In fact, I work but only repairing appliances, but every so often they screw me over and I don't earn enough.

[Doog Lord]

I'd never be a teacher. I probably can't deal with trying to get a bunch of little shits to behave.

[Kane]

I couldn't work in a cinema. I just couldn't risk becoming a libtard with a squint eye and lil penis

[Plopilpy]

I'd never work with nuclear equipment. That Oushi guy is a good example why, being forcefully kept in pain and eventually kicking the bucket after suffering for 2 months is a terrible, terrible thought.

[Old Rivers]

Just don't cut corners!

Also the fact that his name was Ouchi is hilarious.

[ArtiColl]

I will never be a cashier, at: markets, gas stations, and stores.
You will have these annoying people coming such as Karens. They would make me wanna wclose the stores FOREVER!

[I Am Your God]

Telemarketer

[Dungeon Snake]

I think I could be a telemarketer.

[PizzaLuigi]

Same

[Toonsville]

From what I will never get a job at is things I find complicated like Animal Care, Support Worker (since I wouldn’t tolerate some people who are severely disabled with their disruptive behaviours including someone who lives next door to me always shout a lot due to anxiety.), anything to do with recycling, and Woodwork.

Besides, When I was the assessment student at college, I had a a taste at Partical Skills department where I find it too complicated to work at.

[French Fry]

Originally Posted by ArtiColl

I will never be a cashier, at: markets, gas stations, and stores.
You will have these annoying people coming such as Karens. They would make me wanna wclose the stores FOREVER!

Once you learn how to deal with them, it's like surfing the shittiest wave you've ever seen

[Jokyfoot]

Gay sex worker
I was living with my mom when I started doing adult work, and she found out somehow and went through my emails to see what I was up to. I had a cheap dental appointment the next day with an dentist in training from USC, and he confirmed the appointment for the "teeth cleaning".

My mom sat down with me letting me know that I don't have to go through with it:

https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...eth%20cleaning

[French Fry]

[Hans Grosse]

Cleaning up dogshit.

[I Am Your God]

Originally Posted by Jokyfoot

I started doing adult work, and she found out somehow

Tell us how she found out

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Dungeon Snake

Personally I could never work in food service. I think I would quit within 2 days. I really don't enjoy interacting with people most of the time, and having to pretend to care about a bunch of entitled Karens whining about their food would be impossible for me.

Nah dude I think you'd like it. They're not Karens. They're more like Principal Skinner's mom. "Put all the groceries in one bag!.. but don't make the bag too heavy"


"My eggs are cold!"
They're visibly steaming

"I ordered a large; I expected more food than this."
You bring a second helping and they don't eat half of the first

"Why doesn't my food look like the picture??"
People somehow believe this normally moronic question is valid once they're paying more than $12 to eat

"Will you hurry, please? We're going to be late!"
Sounds like a personal problem doesn't it? They chose to eat at a sit-down restaurant when there's a McDonald's and Subway down the street

"Sorry we can't afford a bigger tip."
Their bill is for $110

"It's OK! I've worked in restaurants before; I know how it is"
You think this means they're going to be good customers. What it actually means is "fuck you"

[Dungeon Snake]

sounds like a living hell

[Shaun]

I can't believe I forgot my favorite:

"This isn't what I ordered!"
Because they didn't open the menu. They are mad you didn't bring what they imagined they ordered.

And it's quite apparent there's a segment of the population covertly disappointed slavery is illegal. They like to complain because it gives them a pathetic sense of power/importance.



Anyway, I thought about it, and I don't think I could ever sell cars for a living. First of all, I think being a salesman is unethical, unless you truly believe in the product you are selling, which I fkn don't

Secondly I consider myself too honest for sales pitches. "Do you want the stupid car or not, asshole?" I'd say. "Do you really need me to decide for you whether or not you should spend $40k on this clunker, you big stupid idiot?"

From what I've heard, you typically have to make one sale per shift to keep your job, so I wouldn't last very long.

[Nixon]

I am a used car salesman, and it ain’t as hard as you think. Most people who are on a car lot are already intent on purchasing a vehicle, in fact they are almost in a rush to quickly find their next motor baby so their normal lives can once again have the convenience of a motor vehicle to assist them in reaching where they need to be. The only thing you’re really convincing them of is that a little rust on the edge of the door is fine, or that the miles already on the vehicle shouldn’t put them off.

[Lord Blazer]

Sniper @ Will Maltby HQ

[Plopilpy]

Originally Posted by Lord Blazer

Sniper @ Will Maltby HQ