Let's fill this thread with inventions!

Doog Lord · 02-10-2022, 01:23 AM

New Mac OS update that removes the kernel.

Doog Lord · 02-10-2022, 01:23 AM

Creepy large baby dolls mounted to the sides of your bed to stop side-sleepers.

Plopilpy · 02-10-2022, 01:24 AM

HUGE PENIS STATUE

Doog Lord · 02-10-2022, 01:24 AM

Tom Bown Moai.

Plopilpy · 02-10-2022, 01:26 AM

GIANT SENATOR HEAD WITH WIDE STANCE 500 PIECES ALIBABA FREE SHIPPING FROM 奇怪的參議員 CORP. 2023

pokerman · 02-10-2022, 01:26 AM

Glasses that have bendable lenses.

Plopilpy · 02-10-2022, 01:27 AM

SERIOUS INVENTION:

FILING CABINET WITH SPRING LOADED PIE SO ANY THIEVES GET A GIANT SPLOT OF PIE TO THE FACE

Bown · 02-10-2022, 01:27 AM

A bot that stops Plopilpy from being able to access 3dmm.com

Doog Lord · 02-10-2022, 01:28 AM

Thin donut shaped houses with massive storage rooms in the center sort of like an attic or a basement.

Plopilpy · 02-10-2022, 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bown

A bot that stops Plopilpy from being able to access 3dmm.com

hahahaha

Plopilpy · 02-10-2022, 01:32 AM

An AI that combines faces with bown's face

"Bowny Craig"

Doog Lord · 02-10-2022, 01:32 AM

Button that turns all the handicapped ramps into a staircase.

Plopilpy · 02-10-2022, 01:34 AM

3DMM but for Hollywood

"3D Graphical Film Creator"

Doog Lord · 02-10-2022, 01:35 AM

A law that stops left handed people from mating.

Doog Lord · 02-10-2022, 01:36 AM

Forced evolution on dogs so they have to pay taxes too.

Doog Lord · 04:34 AM

Foam shaped like old racist presidents used for target practice.

pokerman · 02-10-2022, 01:39 AM

A water bottle made out of sponge

Plopilpy · 02-10-2022, 01:39 AM

A water bottle made of sponge so your drink goes everywhere.

Plopilpy · 02-10-2022, 01:40 AM

You know steel wool?

Steel wool clothing.

Doog Lord · 02-10-2022, 01:41 AM

A sponge made out of non-soaking steel.

Plopilpy · 02-10-2022, 01:41 AM

Not a water gun, a gun water.

It's an ice pistol that shoots out smaller guns.

Plopilpy · 02-10-2022, 01:42 AM

A pillow made of concrete

Doog Lord · 02-10-2022, 01:43 AM

Monitors with filters that change the display into goatse.

Plopilpy · 02-10-2022, 01:45 AM

An alarm clock hooked up to a lighter that lights you on fire. For heavy sleepers!

pokerman · 02-10-2022, 01:45 AM

air freshener that squirts out pure sulfuric acid

02-10-2022, 01:23 AM	#1
Doog Lord Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 629	Let's fill this thread with inventions! New Mac OS update that removes the kernel.
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02-10-2022, 01:23 AM	#2
Doog Lord Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 629	Creepy large baby dolls mounted to the sides of your bed to stop side-sleepers.
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02-10-2022, 01:24 AM	#3
Plopilpy Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 3,105	HUGE PENIS STATUE
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02-10-2022, 01:24 AM	#4
Doog Lord Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 629	Tom Bown Moai.
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02-10-2022, 01:26 AM	#5
Plopilpy Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 3,105	GIANT SENATOR HEAD WITH WIDE STANCE 500 PIECES ALIBABA FREE SHIPPING FROM 奇怪的參議員 CORP. 2023
Plopilpy Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 3,105

02-10-2022, 01:26 AM	#6
pokerman Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2019 Posts: 151	Glasses that have bendable lenses.
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02-10-2022, 01:27 AM	#7
Plopilpy Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 3,105	SERIOUS INVENTION: FILING CABINET WITH SPRING LOADED PIE SO ANY THIEVES GET A GIANT SPLOT OF PIE TO THE FACE
Plopilpy Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 3,105

02-10-2022, 01:27 AM	#8
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,740	A bot that stops Plopilpy from being able to access 3dmm.com
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02-10-2022, 01:28 AM	#9
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02-10-2022, 01:32 AM	#11
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02-10-2022, 01:34 AM	#13
Plopilpy Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 3,105	3DMM but for Hollywood "3D Graphical Film Creator"
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02-10-2022, 01:35 AM	#14
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02-10-2022, 01:36 AM	#15
Doog Lord Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 629	Forced evolution on dogs so they have to pay taxes too.
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02-10-2022, 01:39 AM	#16
Doog Lord Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 629	Foam shaped like old racist presidents used for target practice.
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02-10-2022, 01:40 AM	#19
Plopilpy Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 3,105	You know steel wool? Steel wool clothing.
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02-10-2022, 01:41 AM	#20
Doog Lord Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 629	A sponge made out of non-soaking steel.
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Plopilpy Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 3,105	A pillow made of concrete
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Doog Lord Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 629	Monitors with filters that change the display into goatse.
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02-10-2022, 01:45 AM	#24
Plopilpy Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 3,105	An alarm clock hooked up to a lighter that lights you on fire. For heavy sleepers!
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