How does Bown represent wood?

Doog Lord · 12-27-2021, 08:14 AM

Wood deteriorates when water is poured on it and "Bown is all washed up". A theory of mine is that wood may break if someone fat enough stands stands on it, representing how Patryk may some day break Bown's post count as he may prove to be more popular and active in the 3dmm community than him in the not-to-distant future. Another theory of mine is that Bown represents the UK faction of 3dmm.com and they are all connected and know each other due to the frequent 3dmmer meet-ups. Wood can be found as wood planks which are bunched up and local, similar to the UK side of 3dmm.com.

Old Rivers · 12-27-2021, 08:20 AM

Bown represents wood because ships were built with wood during the era in which the British navy was known as the best in the world.

PizzaLuigi · 12-27-2021, 08:26 AM

Bown rhymes with brown and this wood texture here is brown so it makes sense
he represents wood

PizzaLuigi · 12-27-2021, 08:28 AM

I’m taking notes on all of these theories so do please let me know how Bown represents wood.

Bobby Swisha · 12-29-2021, 01:22 PM

diligently

French Fry · 12-30-2021, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Rivers

Bown represents wood because ships were built with wood during the era in which the British navy was known as the best in the world.

Bown represents wood because it sounds like bone which means dick lol

Bown · 12-30-2021, 10:42 AM

it rhymes with brown

I’m quite enjoying all these theories. If anyone else wants to pitch in on how I represent wood please do

Kane · 12-30-2021, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by French Fry

Bown represents wood because it sounds like bone which means dick lol

wot

Bown represents wood which means bone which also means dick lol

PizzaLuigi · 12-30-2021, 10:46 AM

French Fries really lost it.

Kane · 12-30-2021, 10:46 AM

Yeah he's been doing drugs for sure

Plopilpy · 12-30-2021, 05:05 PM

Isn't "wood" a slang term for dick anyways

Kane · 12-30-2021, 05:16 PM

I thought my spoiler cleared that up, but yes

Bobby Swisha · 12-30-2021, 07:54 PM

morning bown

Kane · 12-30-2021, 08:25 PM

Bown's a bown

Hans Grosse · 12-30-2021, 08:51 PM

I got a bowner.

French Fry · 12-31-2021, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bown

it rhymes with brown

I've heard Bone and Bown

Plopilpy · 12-31-2021, 04:24 PM

I always thought it was Bone until Old Rivers corrected me.

But nope, it rhymes with town, crown, frown, brown, etc.

PaytonJerryM · 01-01-2022, 05:17 AM

They should make a children's book about Bown

Jokyfoot · 01-02-2022, 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plopilpy

I always thought it was Bone until Old Rivers corrected me.

But nope, it rhymes with town, crown, frown, brown, etc.

"like the syndrome"

12-27-2021, 08:12 AM	#1
PizzaLuigi Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Posts: 1,144	How does Bown represent wood? how?

12-27-2021, 08:14 AM	#2
Doog Lord Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 629	Wood deteriorates when water is poured on it and "Bown is all washed up". A theory of mine is that wood may break if someone fat enough stands stands on it, representing how Patryk may some day break Bown's post count as he may prove to be more popular and active in the 3dmm community than him in the not-to-distant future. Another theory of mine is that Bown represents the UK faction of 3dmm.com and they are all connected and know each other due to the frequent 3dmmer meet-ups. Wood can be found as wood planks which are bunched up and local, similar to the UK side of 3dmm.com.
Doog Lord Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 629

12-29-2021, 01:22 PM	#6
Bobby Swisha Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 46,012	Re: How does Bown represent wood? diligently

12-30-2021, 10:42 AM	#8
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,740	it rhymes with brown I’m quite enjoying all these theories. If anyone else wants to pitch in on how I represent wood please do
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,740

12-30-2021, 10:46 AM	#11
Kane Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 1,096	Yeah he's been doing drugs for sure
Kane Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 1,096

12-27-2021, 08:20 AM	#3
Old Rivers Super Moderator Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 6,985	Bown represents wood because ships were built with wood during the era in which the British navy was known as the best in the world.

12-27-2021, 08:26 AM	#4
PizzaLuigi Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Posts: 1,144	Bown rhymes with brown and this wood texture here is brown so it makes sense he represents wood

12-27-2021, 08:28 AM	#5
PizzaLuigi Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Posts: 1,144	I’m taking notes on all of these theories so do please let me know how Bown represents wood.

12-30-2021, 05:05 PM	#12
Plopilpy Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 3,105	Isn't "wood" a slang term for dick anyways
Plopilpy Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 3,105

12-30-2021, 05:16 PM	#13
Kane Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 1,096	I thought my spoiler cleared that up, but yes
Kane Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 1,096

12-30-2021, 07:54 PM	#14
Bobby Swisha Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 46,012	morning bown

12-30-2021, 08:25 PM	#15
Kane Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 1,096	Bown's a bown
Kane Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 1,096

12-30-2021, 08:51 PM	#16
Hans Grosse Member Join Date: Apr 2021 Posts: 723	I got a bowner.
Hans Grosse Member Join Date: Apr 2021 Posts: 723

12-31-2021, 04:24 PM	#18
Plopilpy Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 3,105	I always thought it was Bone until Old Rivers corrected me. But nope, it rhymes with town, crown, frown, brown, etc.
Plopilpy Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 3,105

01-01-2022, 05:17 AM	#19
PaytonJerryM Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2021 Posts: 311	They should make a children's book about Bown