3dmmers whackest moments

Nixon · 11-21-2021, 07:00 AM

here we share our whackest moments, da shit that gets your toes curling underthe covers when it comes back into ya head top mon.

mine:

my first and only girlfriend breakup. the last time i ever seen her, as she broke my heart and i was crying, i felt all the muscles in my body expand and it compressed a massive fart out my ass. i’ve never seen her since and i’m sure she will tell her future lovers about the boy that cried fart.

Nixon · 02-10-2022, 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Nixon

the boy that cried fart.

underrated thread.

Doog Lord · 02-10-2022, 02:22 AM

Downloading 3D Movie Maker.

Plopilpy · 02-10-2022, 02:23 AM

Drinking soap water when I was 10

Onattienz · 02-10-2022, 03:46 AM

Eating klay

OmniromX · 02-10-2022, 07:33 AM

Hhahahahahah! That's hilarious, Nixon!

Jokyfoot · 02-13-2022, 04:17 PM

I was dating a girl for about two months and was more infactuated than had ever been. I took her too a Christmas party with coworkers and friends, but left for about 15 minutes to pick up the molly. Later on Christmas day she told me she loved me for the first time.

I found out that while I was gone getting the molly at the Christmas party she had gotten the number of one of my coworkers, and the day after Christmas she prostituted herself to him.

"Ugh it was so annoying! he was obsessed with his big dick, he came three times, and the whole hour he kept asking me to tell him how much bigger and deeper his dick was than 'the dude I was with at the party'"

Old Rivers · 02-13-2022, 06:46 PM

Ahahaha good lord.

Winavilenium · 02-13-2022, 07:25 PM

eat a peeled lemon at 2 years

I Am Your God · 02-15-2022, 11:02 PM

When I was seventeen I got grounded by my parents

This meant I couldn't drive their car and they basically fucked me really hard

I deserved it

Anyway, in lieu of any true excitement (I remember my plans to go see The Bourne Supremacy were dashed) I rode around on my bicycle and this Chevy Suburban was rolling by and the driver's behavior offended my moral high ground so I flipped em the bird

They took my gesture with negative appreciation and proceeded to chase me around until I drove my bicycle and moral high ground into some dense woods and thereby escaped their threatening intent

Additionally, this incident in no way was an indication of my future or personal challenges

11-21-2021, 07:00 AM	#1
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,293	3dmmers whackest moments here we share our whackest moments, da shit that gets your toes curling underthe covers when it comes back into ya head top mon. mine: my first and only girlfriend breakup. the last time i ever seen her, as she broke my heart and i was crying, i felt all the muscles in my body expand and it compressed a massive fart out my ass. i’ve never seen her since and i’m sure she will tell her future lovers about the boy that cried fart.
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,293

02-10-2022, 02:22 AM	#3
Doog Lord Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 629	Downloading 3D Movie Maker.
Doog Lord Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 629

02-10-2022, 02:23 AM	#4
Plopilpy Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 3,105	Drinking soap water when I was 10
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02-10-2022, 03:46 AM	#5
Onattienz Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2021 Posts: 277	Eating klay
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02-10-2022, 07:33 AM	#6
OmniromX Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 824	Hhahahahahah! That's hilarious, Nixon!
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02-13-2022, 04:17 PM	#7
Jokyfoot Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2019 Posts: 87	I was dating a girl for about two months and was more infactuated than had ever been. I took her too a Christmas party with coworkers and friends, but left for about 15 minutes to pick up the molly. Later on Christmas day she told me she loved me for the first time. I found out that while I was gone getting the molly at the Christmas party she had gotten the number of one of my coworkers, and the day after Christmas she prostituted herself to him. "Ugh it was so annoying! he was obsessed with his big dick, he came three times, and the whole hour he kept asking me to tell him how much bigger and deeper his dick was than 'the dude I was with at the party'"
Jokyfoot Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2019 Posts: 87

02-13-2022, 06:46 PM	#8
Old Rivers Super Moderator Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 6,985	Ahahaha good lord.

02-13-2022, 07:25 PM	#9
Winavilenium Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2021 Posts: 80	eat a peeled lemon at 2 years
Winavilenium Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2021 Posts: 80	The cute meta knight plush

02-15-2022, 11:02 PM	#10
I Am Your God Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2018 Posts: 374	When I was seventeen I got grounded by my parents This meant I couldn't drive their car and they basically fucked me really hard I deserved it Anyway, in lieu of any true excitement (I remember my plans to go see The Bourne Supremacy were dashed) I rode around on my bicycle and this Chevy Suburban was rolling by and the driver's behavior offended my moral high ground so I flipped em the bird They took my gesture with negative appreciation and proceeded to chase me around until I drove my bicycle and moral high ground into some dense woods and thereby escaped their threatening intent Additionally, this incident in no way was an indication of my future or personal challenges