Patryk’s Script for a film…

Autistic British Jackass · 11-15-2021, 10:29 PM

Ok, i saw Pizza’s Movie of Spongebob & Luigi arguing with life recently.

i liked it… but what if i took this more a darker turn… when Doraemon is revealed
to be abusive to Dorami (kind of something that happend last year)

alright, this is going to be very hard to read but here it goes…

MOVIE TITLE: DoraeAbuse

[STARTS WITH A SHOT OF THE HOUSE FROM THE DORAEMON EXPANSION]

[THEN THE CAMERA SEES DORAMI ONE THE FLOOR COVERED IN BLOOD]

[DORAMI CRYS]

DORAMI: Someone help me.

[DORAMI CRYS MORE]

[DORAEMON COMES HOME FROM THE PUB WITH A BEER BOTTLE]

DORAEMON: YOU….. BITCH!

[DORAEMON SMASHES THE BOTTLE ON DORAMI’S BACK]

DORAMI: AHHHHH, STOOOOOP!!

[DORAMI CRYS AGAIN]

DORAEMON: NO, BECAUSE YOUR A TOTAL RETARD THAT LIKES
TO SOUND LIKE A FUCKING BABY IN JAPANESE!

DORAMI: Doraemon, Please control your anger, get a cup of coffee & calm down.

DORAEMON: NO!!!

DORAMI: WHY?

DORAEMON: BECAUSE I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT, NOW TELL ME… DOES YOUR LIFE NEEDS TO BE SAFE FROM ME VIA A ICE CREAM TRUCK]

[ICE CREAM TRUCK MUSIC PLAYS]

ICE CREAM MAN: ICE CREAM, COME AND GET YOUR ICE CREAM.

STEWIE GRIFFIN: Oh me me… me.

[DORAEMON GROWLS]

DORAEMON: NOOOOOOOO!!

[DORAEMON TAKES A MODEL 29 & MURDERS THE ICE CREAM MAN AND STEWIE WHILE LEAVE YOU FAR BEHIND PLAYS]

DORAEMON: my god, Thats over.. now… COME HERE YOU SON OF A BITCH!

[DORAMI SCREAMS]

[THE FILM ENDS AS A NSPCC ADVERT]

…so, what ya think mates?

PizzaLuigi · 11-21-2021, 06:04 PM

Makes sense yeah.

PaytonJerryM · 11-21-2021, 06:10 PM

I remember those good old days when we did that chain movie on thread

PaytonJerryM · 11-21-2021, 06:11 PM

That was kinda random lol.

Hans Grosse · 11-21-2021, 06:37 PM

It was a bad story, maybe we can write a better chain movie script someday.

11-15-2021, 10:29 PM	#1
Autistic British Jackass Member Join Date: Dec 2020 Posts: 659	Patryk’s Script for a film… Ok, i saw Pizza’s Movie of Spongebob & Luigi arguing with life recently. i liked it… but what if i took this more a darker turn… when Doraemon is revealed to be abusive to Dorami (kind of something that happend last year) alright, this is going to be very hard to read but here it goes… MOVIE TITLE: DoraeAbuse [STARTS WITH A SHOT OF THE HOUSE FROM THE DORAEMON EXPANSION] [THEN THE CAMERA SEES DORAMI ONE THE FLOOR COVERED IN BLOOD] [DORAMI CRYS] DORAMI: Someone help me. [DORAMI CRYS MORE] [DORAEMON COMES HOME FROM THE PUB WITH A BEER BOTTLE] DORAEMON: YOU….. BITCH! [DORAEMON SMASHES THE BOTTLE ON DORAMI’S BACK] DORAMI: AHHHHH, STOOOOOP!! [DORAMI CRYS AGAIN] DORAEMON: NO, BECAUSE YOUR A TOTAL RETARD THAT LIKES TO SOUND LIKE A FUCKING BABY IN JAPANESE! DORAMI: Doraemon, Please control your anger, get a cup of coffee & calm down. DORAEMON: NO!!! DORAMI: WHY? DORAEMON: BECAUSE I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT, NOW TELL ME… DOES YOUR LIFE NEEDS TO BE SAFE FROM ME VIA A ICE CREAM TRUCK] [ICE CREAM TRUCK MUSIC PLAYS] ICE CREAM MAN: ICE CREAM, COME AND GET YOUR ICE CREAM. STEWIE GRIFFIN: Oh me me… me. [DORAEMON GROWLS] DORAEMON: NOOOOOOOO!! [DORAEMON TAKES A MODEL 29 & MURDERS THE ICE CREAM MAN AND STEWIE WHILE LEAVE YOU FAR BEHIND PLAYS] DORAEMON: my god, Thats over.. now… COME HERE YOU SON OF A BITCH! [DORAMI SCREAMS] [THE FILM ENDS AS A NSPCC ADVERT] …so, what ya think mates?

11-21-2021, 06:37 PM	#5
Hans Grosse Member Join Date: Apr 2021 Posts: 723	It was a bad story, maybe we can write a better chain movie script someday.
Hans Grosse Member Join Date: Apr 2021 Posts: 723

11-21-2021, 06:04 PM	#2
PizzaLuigi Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Posts: 1,144	Makes sense yeah.

11-21-2021, 06:10 PM	#3
PaytonJerryM Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2021 Posts: 311	I remember those good old days when we did that chain movie on thread

11-21-2021, 06:11 PM	#4
PaytonJerryM Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2021 Posts: 311	That was kinda random lol.