What happened when Old Rivers misplaced his coat on a cold winters night?

Nixon · 11-14-2021, 07:10 AM

he got cold shivers

Old Rivers · 11-14-2021, 07:43 AM

The word "cold" can't really be in the setup if it's also in the punch line. You may as well have said "What happened when Old Rivers misplaced his coat on a cold shivery night?"

Also the pun is made less original by the fact that Mr. Mong constantly calls me that.

Hans Grosse · 11-14-2021, 02:23 PM

I got cold shivers.

Nixon · 11-14-2021, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Rivers

The word "cold" can't really be in the setup if it's also in the punch line. You may as well have said "What happened when Old Rivers misplaced his coat on a cold shivery night?"

Also the pun is made less original by the fact that Mr. Mong constantly calls me that.

god forbid i make a thread in your honour, ass hole

Plopilpy · 11-14-2021, 03:44 PM

Old rivers
his movies make the noobs quiver
gives the scrawny little kids a bunch of cold shivers
his animations? yep, they deliver
he's a movie maker, a real life liver

Plopilpy · 11-14-2021, 03:47 PM

nicky nixon
his brain needs some fixin
his movie style is always mixin
please don't stab me with that dixon
he's got the bug, a 3d movie addiction

Doog Lord · 11-14-2021, 04:38 PM

3DMM bargin bin actor, insufficent rapper
Tellin' him to research more bathroom toe tappers
Nixon stackin' dollars, gonna call it potty's luck
Contracting crack, prolly stay fuckin' anonymous
Full name, Bill N-O, Corona's got me illed and dull
Actin' like a rapper, rhyme with simple syllables

I Am Your God · 11-14-2021, 07:20 PM

Make sure to express gratitude for the blowjobs, Rivers

Old Rivers · 12:05 AM

I am grateful for the blowjobs.

Plopilpy · 11-16-2021, 02:19 PM

Bowny Bown
Got the 3D Movie Crown
Owner of this quaint little 3D maker movie town
His insults gonna bring you a mean frown
His face look shitter than the shit that's brown

Kane · 11-16-2021, 02:43 PM

This is why you have no friends

11-14-2021, 07:10 AM	#1
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,293	What happened when Old Rivers misplaced his coat on a cold winters night? he got cold shivers
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11-14-2021, 02:23 PM	#3
Hans Grosse Member Join Date: Apr 2021 Posts: 723	I got cold shivers.
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11-14-2021, 03:44 PM	#5
Plopilpy Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 3,105	Old rivers his movies make the noobs quiver gives the scrawny little kids a bunch of cold shivers his animations? yep, they deliver he's a movie maker, a real life liver
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11-14-2021, 03:47 PM	#6
Plopilpy Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 3,105	nicky nixon his brain needs some fixin his movie style is always mixin please don't stab me with that dixon he's got the bug, a 3d movie addiction
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11-14-2021, 04:38 PM	#7
Doog Lord Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 629	3DMM bargin bin actor, insufficent rapper Tellin' him to research more bathroom toe tappers Nixon stackin' dollars, gonna call it potty's luck Contracting crack, prolly stay fuckin' anonymous Full name, Bill N-O, Corona's got me illed and dull Actin' like a rapper, rhyme with simple syllables
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11-14-2021, 07:43 AM	#2
Old Rivers Super Moderator Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 6,985	The word "cold" can't really be in the setup if it's also in the punch line. You may as well have said "What happened when Old Rivers misplaced his coat on a cold shivery night?" Also the pun is made less original by the fact that Mr. Mong constantly calls me that.

11-14-2021, 07:20 PM	#8
I Am Your God Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2018 Posts: 374	Make sure to express gratitude for the blowjobs, Rivers

11-14-2021, 11:48 PM	#9
Old Rivers Super Moderator Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 6,985	I am grateful for the blowjobs.
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11-16-2021, 02:19 PM	#10
Plopilpy Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 3,105	Bowny Bown Got the 3D Movie Crown Owner of this quaint little 3D maker movie town His insults gonna bring you a mean frown His face look shitter than the shit that's brown
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11-16-2021, 02:43 PM	#11
Kane Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 1,096	This is why you have no friends
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