Which 3DMM Noob would you want to adopt?

Doog Lord · 09-24-2021, 03:31 AM

Short explanation:
Welp, who would you adopt? If you saw them in an orphanage who would you get? If you are a noob, who would you want as your adopted brother? It’s also good to think about who you want to raise, because you could choose Patryk since you’d be able to set him on the right, whereas you’re not making better people by choosing your favorite noob. It’s your choice for the taking. Reply why you chose that member!

Long story explanation:
June 14, 2022. An anonymous hacker by the name “Spu$9XX” tracks the locations of the noobs on 3dmm.com and sends hitmen into their houses to kill their parents. A new program has been put into place for autistic orphans to be in the same orphanage as their friends to help them get through having to live without their parents. Due to Plopilpy being friends with EVERYONE on discord, everyone in the 3dmm community, even the non-autsitic join the program. Payton is the first one to get included into the program, and thus, everyone in the 3dmm community follows. The 3DMM noobs get sent to an orphanage in Santiago, Chile. When everyone arrives on June 16 2022, people find their rooms. Me and Plopilpy have beds that are near each other, Pizza Luigi sits at the far end of the room playing his Nintendo Switch, Pokerman and Onattien have beds next to each other, both on their phones. Topz and tag have beds next to each other, both spending time on their laptops and Dasarath is under a blanket lying there next to moo turtle who is on his phone. The rest of the 3DMM noobs and random orphans are in the room too. The other room is for the autistic people, members of the community such as payton, patryk, etc. I get into the room and everyone is minding their own business, I sit on my bed next to plop, who has a blanket over him and he’s watching youtube videos. I pull out my laptop, (I don’t have one but in this universe I do) and start playing a game off of my steam library. I do that for the rest of the day and at 9:47 it is almost time to go to bed. Crossing through the dark room, staying as quiet as I can, I go to the bathroom for a quick bathroom break and knock on the door. Pizza Luigi responds “I’m using it.”, to which I whisper “Oh, I’m sorry.” “It’s fine, uh.. Who are you again?” “I go by the username DoogLord, but my name is (real life name)” “Alright.” After that we wake up at 7:15 AM on a Friday and get ready. Then, we have breakfast at 7:45 AM, serving cereal and cartons of milk. I head in line to get it, and after a while I get breakfast. I sit at a table with Plop on the opposite of it and we sit there. After eating my scrumptious bowl of cinnamon toast crunch, I sit in the chair waiting for Plop to be finished. Suddenly, everyone in the crowded cafeteria hears a loud screeching sound from the autistic part of the cafeteria, it sounds like a donkey getting it’s toenails ripped off. WAAAUUURGHHH!!! Everyone looks over to see Patyrk Kornyatowski standing up fighting with the lunch lady, “You can’t make me eat this shite!! My mummy wouldn’t make me eat this!!” Patryk is of course on a restricted diet. “It’s okay, please calm down, everything will be alright. Breathe, I understand you’ve been through a lot but you have to eat this.” Patryk puts his hand on his head and starts sobbing with his rolls of fat jiggling up and down with him. BUHUHUHUHUH. He then removes his hand from his head revealing his red eyes. “Come on now, it’s only some broccoli. You’ve surely eaten this before, and hey, If you do what you’re supposed to, I’m sure we can arrange a call with a very special member of a community that some of the kids here are a part of. I heard he goes by the name, Dominator Dan. Now can you please stay calm so you can get your incentive?” Patryk stands there, thinking about it. He came to the conclusion that Dominator Dan is either super old and boring by now, or does not wanna see his face. Patryk then starts bolting past the teacher to the empty crusty painted lunch lady room, banging loudly on the metal grated wall between the cafeteria and the kitchen, slowly bending it in the process. “MAKE ME SOMETHIN’ FUCKKEN GOOD TO EAT TWATS!!!!” Security guards come and pull patryk from the wall while he’s sobbing. Me and Plop look at each other like ‘wtf just happened’. Later that day we go to Sky Costanera and have a nice time there. People talked more and me and Plop have a conversation on top of the tower, “Hey, (my real name) did you know that Jayrod has an official date release for Open3dmm?” “No, when is it?” “Uhh.. I think like April 22, 2024. Sometime in April I’m sure.” “Oh… that’s cool”. A few weeks pass by and everyone is getting to be more social. Topz and Tag talk about weird stuff on the internet, Onattien and Pokerman talk about memes on the internet, Pizza Luigi helps around the orphanage and Dasarath and Mooturtle talk to each other about the current political climate and how they wish to be out of this hell hole. At 11:09 PM on a saturday, “Hey, (whatever das’s name is) do you think we’ll stay here for the rest of our childhood?” Moot says in his high pitched voice. “Honestly, yeah probably. But it’s fine, we’ll be adults in a few years. Now go to sleep dude.” Das responds. Everything was at peace until one fateful day. What started off as Onattien, Payton and Patryk having a debate on who the best Dorameon character was, quickly turned sour. A massive fist fight happened between the 3 of them with Onattien getting knocked out first, then Payton and Patryk remaining an undefeated, untouched heavyweight champion the whole fight. That was the day the people behind the autistic orphans program decided it was a bad idea. They got the kids to be adopted by parents, and it just so happened to be the senior members on the board. Now, I must ask you guys/noobs, who do you choose to take home as your very own 3dmm child/brother?

French Fry · 09-24-2021, 03:37 AM

Cool fan fiction!

Doog Lord · 09-24-2021, 03:42 AM

Ugh, Looking back it doesn't look very good. I was just trying to come up with some short explanation story and it kinda just turned into this. If you guys think it's cringe I can just make this thread the short explanation and that's it.

I Am Your God · 09-24-2021, 03:59 AM

Make it longer

Nixon · 09-24-2021, 03:59 AM

i would pick pizzaluigi and you didnt even put him on the poll

I Am Your God · 09-24-2021, 04:02 AM

I choose Pvt Sherman as my starter Pokemon

Keep 'im away from the clutches of 4chan and teach him the dangers of people like Bown and Finger Lickin Nixon

Doog Lord · 09-24-2021, 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nixon

i would pick pizzaluigi and you didnt even put him on the poll

Whoops, welp looks like it's too late now. Sorry Pizza. I think I should start studying the 3dmm members.

I Am Your God · 09-24-2021, 04:09 AM

PizzaLuigi when he hears he's not considered a noob:

PizzaLuigi · 09-24-2021, 04:51 AM

Now I’m in the promised land

Old Rivers · 09-24-2021, 11:19 AM

I think I could steer Plop in the right direction.

Plopilpy · 09-24-2021, 01:41 PM

I'd adopt Mooturtle and then send him to an all-LGBT school.

I Am Your God · 09-24-2021, 03:15 PM

I really was right about your repressed gayness

Dungeon Snake · 09-25-2021, 01:40 PM

I think I would do a good job raising plopilpy, possibly even better than his real dad. I hope if his real parents die, they would consider sending him to live with me, a 33 year old stranger from the internet. My second choice would be pizzaluigi

I Am Your God · 09-25-2021, 02:46 PM

ITT: lazy vets choosing Poopy

Doog Lord · 09-25-2021, 02:47 PM

Why nobody choose me?

I Am Your God · 09-25-2021, 03:10 PM

Because compared to Pooper you're a sage

Bown · 09-25-2021, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doog Lord

Why nobody choose me?

Judging by the OP of this thread you’d never shut up

I Am Your God · 09-25-2021, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bown

pathetic

Less shitting on noobies, and more adopting please

Doog Lord · 09-25-2021, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bown

Judging by the OP of this thread you’d never shut up

Haha not really like that IRL. But in crazy fanfiction world I am.

PizzaLuigi · 09-26-2021, 01:14 AM

Patryk voted to adopt himself lol

Dungeon Snake · 09-26-2021, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doog Lord

Why nobody choose me?

tbh i dont really know you too well

Dungeon Snake · 09-26-2021, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PizzaLuigi

Patryk voted to adopt himself lol

Kane · 09-26-2021, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dungeon Snake

tbh i dont really know you too well

He was boasting about his anonymity a few days ago..

Not so full of it now, eh Doog?

Dungeon Snake · 09-26-2021, 02:42 PM

well, im sure he's a sweet enough kid. Hell, i'd adopt him, why not?

Old Rivers · 09-26-2021, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plopilpy

I'd adopt Mooturtle and then send him to an all-LGBT school.

Haha I hope those exist.

View Poll Results: Which 3DMM Noob would you want to adopt as a child/brother?
Doog Lord	0	0%
Plopilpy	5	55.56%
Onattien	0	0%
Schizo	0	0%
Mooturtle	0	0%
Pizza Boy Anthony	0	0%
Payton	1	11.11%
Patryk	1	11.11%
Pokerman	0	0%
Topz	0	0%
Tag	0	0%
Amason	0	0%
Sherman	1	11.11%
Gabeolo	0	0%
other	1	11.11%
Voters: 9. You may not vote on this poll

09-24-2021, 03:31 AM	#1
Doog Lord Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 629	Which 3DMM Noob would you want to adopt? Short explanation: Welp, who would you adopt? If you saw them in an orphanage who would you get? If you are a noob, who would you want as your adopted brother? It’s also good to think about who you want to raise, because you could choose Patryk since you’d be able to set him on the right, whereas you’re not making better people by choosing your favorite noob. It’s your choice for the taking. Reply why you chose that member! Long story explanation: June 14, 2022. An anonymous hacker by the name “Spu$9XX” tracks the locations of the noobs on 3dmm.com and sends hitmen into their houses to kill their parents. A new program has been put into place for autistic orphans to be in the same orphanage as their friends to help them get through having to live without their parents. Due to Plopilpy being friends with EVERYONE on discord, everyone in the 3dmm community, even the non-autsitic join the program. Payton is the first one to get included into the program, and thus, everyone in the 3dmm community follows. The 3DMM noobs get sent to an orphanage in Santiago, Chile. When everyone arrives on June 16 2022, people find their rooms. Me and Plopilpy have beds that are near each other, Pizza Luigi sits at the far end of the room playing his Nintendo Switch, Pokerman and Onattien have beds next to each other, both on their phones. Topz and tag have beds next to each other, both spending time on their laptops and Dasarath is under a blanket lying there next to moo turtle who is on his phone. The rest of the 3DMM noobs and random orphans are in the room too. The other room is for the autistic people, members of the community such as payton, patryk, etc. I get into the room and everyone is minding their own business, I sit on my bed next to plop, who has a blanket over him and he’s watching youtube videos. I pull out my laptop, (I don’t have one but in this universe I do) and start playing a game off of my steam library. I do that for the rest of the day and at 9:47 it is almost time to go to bed. Crossing through the dark room, staying as quiet as I can, I go to the bathroom for a quick bathroom break and knock on the door. Pizza Luigi responds “I’m using it.”, to which I whisper “Oh, I’m sorry.” “It’s fine, uh.. Who are you again?” “I go by the username DoogLord, but my name is (real life name)” “Alright.” After that we wake up at 7:15 AM on a Friday and get ready. Then, we have breakfast at 7:45 AM, serving cereal and cartons of milk. I head in line to get it, and after a while I get breakfast. I sit at a table with Plop on the opposite of it and we sit there. After eating my scrumptious bowl of cinnamon toast crunch, I sit in the chair waiting for Plop to be finished. Suddenly, everyone in the crowded cafeteria hears a loud screeching sound from the autistic part of the cafeteria, it sounds like a donkey getting it’s toenails ripped off. WAAAUUURGHHH!!! Everyone looks over to see Patyrk Kornyatowski standing up fighting with the lunch lady, “You can’t make me eat this shite!! My mummy wouldn’t make me eat this!!” Patryk is of course on a restricted diet. “It’s okay, please calm down, everything will be alright. Breathe, I understand you’ve been through a lot but you have to eat this.” Patryk puts his hand on his head and starts sobbing with his rolls of fat jiggling up and down with him. BUHUHUHUHUH. He then removes his hand from his head revealing his red eyes. “Come on now, it’s only some broccoli. You’ve surely eaten this before, and hey, If you do what you’re supposed to, I’m sure we can arrange a call with a very special member of a community that some of the kids here are a part of. I heard he goes by the name, Dominator Dan. Now can you please stay calm so you can get your incentive?” Patryk stands there, thinking about it. He came to the conclusion that Dominator Dan is either super old and boring by now, or does not wanna see his face. Patryk then starts bolting past the teacher to the empty crusty painted lunch lady room, banging loudly on the metal grated wall between the cafeteria and the kitchen, slowly bending it in the process. “MAKE ME SOMETHIN’ FUCKKEN GOOD TO EAT TWATS!!!!” Security guards come and pull patryk from the wall while he’s sobbing. Me and Plop look at each other like ‘wtf just happened’. Later that day we go to Sky Costanera and have a nice time there. People talked more and me and Plop have a conversation on top of the tower, “Hey, (my real name) did you know that Jayrod has an official date release for Open3dmm?” “No, when is it?” “Uhh.. I think like April 22, 2024. Sometime in April I’m sure.” “Oh… that’s cool”. A few weeks pass by and everyone is getting to be more social. Topz and Tag talk about weird stuff on the internet, Onattien and Pokerman talk about memes on the internet, Pizza Luigi helps around the orphanage and Dasarath and Mooturtle talk to each other about the current political climate and how they wish to be out of this hell hole. At 11:09 PM on a saturday, “Hey, (whatever das’s name is) do you think we’ll stay here for the rest of our childhood?” Moot says in his high pitched voice. “Honestly, yeah probably. But it’s fine, we’ll be adults in a few years. Now go to sleep dude.” Das responds. Everything was at peace until one fateful day. What started off as Onattien, Payton and Patryk having a debate on who the best Dorameon character was, quickly turned sour. A massive fist fight happened between the 3 of them with Onattien getting knocked out first, then Payton and Patryk remaining an undefeated, untouched heavyweight champion the whole fight. That was the day the people behind the autistic orphans program decided it was a bad idea. They got the kids to be adopted by parents, and it just so happened to be the senior members on the board. Now, I must ask you guys/noobs, who do you choose to take home as your very own 3dmm child/brother?
Doog Lord Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 629

09-24-2021, 03:42 AM	#3
Doog Lord Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 629	Ugh, Looking back it doesn't look very good. I was just trying to come up with some short explanation story and it kinda just turned into this. If you guys think it's cringe I can just make this thread the short explanation and that's it.
Doog Lord Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 629

09-24-2021, 03:59 AM	#5
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,293	i would pick pizzaluigi and you didnt even put him on the poll
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,293

09-24-2021, 01:41 PM	#11
Plopilpy Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 3,105	I'd adopt Mooturtle and then send him to an all-LGBT school.
Plopilpy Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 3,105

09-24-2021, 03:37 AM	#2
French Fry Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 1,962	Cool fan fiction!

09-24-2021, 03:59 AM	#4
I Am Your God Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2018 Posts: 374	Make it longer

09-24-2021, 04:02 AM	#6
I Am Your God Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2018 Posts: 374	I choose Pvt Sherman as my starter Pokemon Keep 'im away from the clutches of 4chan and teach him the dangers of people like Bown and Finger Lickin Nixon

09-24-2021, 04:09 AM	#8
I Am Your God Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2018 Posts: 374	PizzaLuigi when he hears he's not considered a noob:

09-24-2021, 04:51 AM	#9
PizzaLuigi Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Posts: 1,144	Now I’m in the promised land

09-24-2021, 11:19 AM	#10
Old Rivers Super Moderator Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 6,985	I think I could steer Plop in the right direction.

09-24-2021, 03:15 PM	#12
I Am Your God Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2018 Posts: 374	I really was right about your repressed gayness

09-25-2021, 01:40 PM	#13
Dungeon Snake Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 17,519	I think I would do a good job raising plopilpy, possibly even better than his real dad. I hope if his real parents die, they would consider sending him to live with me, a 33 year old stranger from the internet. My second choice would be pizzaluigi

09-25-2021, 02:46 PM	#14
I Am Your God Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2018 Posts: 374	ITT: lazy vets choosing Poopy

09-25-2021, 02:47 PM	#15
Doog Lord Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 629	Why nobody choose me?
Doog Lord Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 629

09-25-2021, 03:10 PM	#16
I Am Your God Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2018 Posts: 374	Because compared to Pooper you're a sage

09-26-2021, 01:14 AM	#20
PizzaLuigi Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Posts: 1,144	Patryk voted to adopt himself lol

09-26-2021, 02:42 PM	#24
Dungeon Snake Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 17,519	well, im sure he's a sweet enough kid. Hell, i'd adopt him, why not?