2020 Olympics and advice

PaytonJerryM · 07-19-2021, 07:07 PM

The athletes has already arrived in Tokyo. Damn they are lucky. Apparently I am old enough to compete at the Olympics (90% of the countries require you to be at least 13 years and up) BUT I am not good at sports. The only sports I am good at is Sumo Wrestling, Fat Race and Egg Race but unfortunately they don't have that event in the Olympics. I mean if I was an athlete for the 2020 Olympics in my next life. I would be asking random Japanese girls for their instagram I know some of you are gonna say "Oh there is 2024 Olympics" but well I am not interested of entering the Olympics because isn't fun for me. I am just disappointed that spectators aren't allowed to watch the Games which means that spectators will not experience Japanese. Looks like there is no technologies, animes, mangas, hot Japanese girls and sushi for us.

Let me give you a piece of advice. If you go to Japan, don't stalk those Japanese girls on the streets because they might accuse you for being a pervert. All you had to do is casually walk to them, just do a little compliment on them and ask them for their instagram. Once you get their recent post, smash a like on their recent posts. Do NOT give a like on their old post and if you do, don't try to unlike it because the like notification will still be in her phone which means you are fucked. Doing that will suspect you as a pedophile but to prove that you are not one, you have quickly DM the girl that you accidentally liked one of her old posts then she will trust. And boom, that's how you pick up Japanese girlsBUT ONE LAST RULE! Do not. I mean DO NOT take that relationship to level and do not go beyond that relationship unless you two will have to agree to be couples. If you have any questions feel free to ask.

French Fry · 07-19-2021, 08:10 PM

payton this is easily your best post ever

Bown · 07-19-2021, 08:14 PM

Thanks a lot for this advice, Payton!

Old Rivers · 07-19-2021, 09:16 PM

This is quite the hot take on the 2020 Olympics!

Dašarath · 07-19-2021, 09:30 PM

thank you so much payton. i will now buy 3 1st class tickets to japan. i will not escelate any relationship further ever

Plopilpy · 07-20-2021, 02:04 AM

I commend you for the excellent advice you have given us. Thank you, Payton.

Gabeolo · 07-20-2021, 10:01 AM

Payton Jerry M is a very sane and reasonable human being.

Dungeon Snake · 07-20-2021, 02:20 PM

Thank you for the advice paytonjerrym. One day I hope I can put them to use.

Bobby Swisha · 07-20-2021, 02:56 PM

You wouldn't have been able to talk to any Japanese girls there this year anyway. There's strict Covid rules, and Japanese people view it as abhorent to violate them, especially since they seem to be one of the few societies on Earth who appears to have mostly stopped the spread of Covid through social distancing.

Gorosaurus · 07-20-2021, 04:26 PM

This guidebook should be required reading for all.

Gabeolo · 07-20-2021, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobby Swisha

especially since they seem to be one of the few societies on Earth who-

Societies on Earth, y'know, as opposed to the moon, or Idaho.

Old Rivers · 07-20-2021, 10:11 PM

Or Udaho.

Wookieman · 07-21-2021, 06:30 AM

thank you payton good luck in Egg Race!

Bown · 07-21-2021, 06:41 AM

Payton, is there any other advice you can give us, on any other subject?

Old Rivers · 07-21-2021, 07:45 AM

What exactly is a fat race?

Also I totally agree that egg racing should be in the olympics.

Dungeon Snake · 07-21-2021, 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Rivers

What exactly is a fat race?

i think it's probably pretty much just what it sounds like, right?

PaytonJerryM · 07-21-2021, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Rivers

What exactly is a fat race?

A race where fat people run.

07-19-2021, 07:07 PM	#1
PaytonJerryM Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2021 Posts: 311	2020 Olympics and advice The athletes has already arrived in Tokyo. Damn they are lucky. Apparently I am old enough to compete at the Olympics (90% of the countries require you to be at least 13 years and up) BUT I am not good at sports. The only sports I am good at is Sumo Wrestling, Fat Race and Egg Race but unfortunately they don't have that event in the Olympics. I mean if I was an athlete for the 2020 Olympics in my next life. I would be asking random Japanese girls for their instagram I know some of you are gonna say "Oh there is 2024 Olympics" but well I am not interested of entering the Olympics because isn't fun for me. I am just disappointed that spectators aren't allowed to watch the Games which means that spectators will not experience Japanese. Looks like there is no technologies, animes, mangas, hot Japanese girls and sushi for us. Let me give you a piece of advice. If you go to Japan, don't stalk those Japanese girls on the streets because they might accuse you for being a pervert. All you had to do is casually walk to them, just do a little compliment on them and ask them for their instagram. Once you get their recent post, smash a like on their recent posts. Do NOT give a like on their old post and if you do, don't try to unlike it because the like notification will still be in her phone which means you are fucked. Doing that will suspect you as a pedophile but to prove that you are not one, you have quickly DM the girl that you accidentally liked one of her old posts then she will trust. And boom, that's how you pick up Japanese girlsBUT ONE LAST RULE! Do not. I mean DO NOT take that relationship to level and do not go beyond that relationship unless you two will have to agree to be couples. If you have any questions feel free to ask.

07-19-2021, 08:14 PM	#3
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,740	Thanks a lot for this advice, Payton!
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,740

07-19-2021, 09:30 PM	#5
Dašarath Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2019 Posts: 428	thank you so much payton. i will now buy 3 1st class tickets to japan. i will not escelate any relationship further ever
Dašarath Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2019 Posts: 428

07-20-2021, 02:04 AM	#6
Plopilpy Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 3,105	I commend you for the excellent advice you have given us. Thank you, Payton.
Plopilpy Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 3,105

07-20-2021, 10:01 AM	#7
Gabeolo Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2021 Posts: 14	Payton Jerry M is a very sane and reasonable human being.
Gabeolo Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2021 Posts: 14

07-19-2021, 08:10 PM	#2
French Fry Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 1,962	payton this is easily your best post ever

07-19-2021, 09:16 PM	#4
Old Rivers Super Moderator Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 6,985	This is quite the hot take on the 2020 Olympics!

07-20-2021, 02:20 PM	#8
Dungeon Snake Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 17,519	Thank you for the advice paytonjerrym. One day I hope I can put them to use.

07-20-2021, 02:56 PM	#9
Bobby Swisha Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 46,012	You wouldn't have been able to talk to any Japanese girls there this year anyway. There's strict Covid rules, and Japanese people view it as abhorent to violate them, especially since they seem to be one of the few societies on Earth who appears to have mostly stopped the spread of Covid through social distancing.

07-20-2021, 04:26 PM	#10
Gorosaurus Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 16,146	This guidebook should be required reading for all.

07-20-2021, 10:11 PM	#12
Old Rivers Super Moderator Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 6,985	Or Udaho.

07-21-2021, 06:30 AM	#13
Wookieman Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,494	thank you payton good luck in Egg Race!
Wookieman Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,494

07-21-2021, 06:41 AM	#14
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,740	Payton, is there any other advice you can give us, on any other subject?
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,740

07-21-2021, 07:45 AM	#15
Old Rivers Super Moderator Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 6,985	What exactly is a fat race? Also I totally agree that egg racing should be in the olympics.