The most recent crop of newbs are too difficult to tell apart.

Old Rivers · 07-16-2021, 08:33 AM

Like seriously, can anyone tell the difference between Pokerman, Doog Lord, and Hans Grosse? Or any of the other new users? Their personalities are so dull and inconspicuous that I have a hard time telling them apart. So to make it easier for all of us, I've decided to assign them all distinct personalities in the hope that we'll be able to tell them apart better. So here we go:

Pokerman: From now on, you have to constantly speak using poker terms. For example, if you're commenting on a movie that you liked, instead of posting "Cool movie, I liked it a lot!" you'll now post "Daaaaayum, that flick was a FLUSH!" Or if a movie is really bad, you can say "Ugh. A real 2 and 7 here..." Or if you're telling some one to "hold up!" you have to say "Texas hold up!" You get the picture.

Doog Lord: Your new personality is "that guy who has a hashtag for every occasion." You don't have to exclusively post in hashtags, but there has to be at least one in every post from you. A good example would be if Patryk or someone makes an awkward post, you could comment "#umawkward." Or if you're making a longer post about a time you were scared of something, you can type out the whole story and then at the end tag on a little "#runningscared." This way, you'll stand out more and it should also give a boost to your popularity.

Hans Grosse: You've been here for like a year and I still know absolutely nothing about you. I'm assigning you the role of community "woke activist." Your job is to post articles that call out injustices, as well as making sure to call out any problematic content on 3dmm.com. But don't play it up too hard. Like, don't be a screaming SJW or anything. Just be a cool woke watchdog, who isn't afraid to call out institutional maladies.

Dašarath: I know that you're Estonian, so you have a little more going on than the three guys above you. However, you're going to need to do a little more if you want to climb the social ladder. I think a rivalry between you and Hans Grosse would really spice things up here, so whenever he posts one of his woke watchdog articles, I want you to issue an angry rebuttal to it. Like if he posts an article about helping minorities, you could respond "HELL no!!!" and follow it up with several paragraphs about how they deserve it. You seem slightly racist, so this will probably not be too difficult for you. Hopefully this dynamic between the two of you will spark a lot of spirited debate threads.

Pizza Luigi: You don't have much of a personality, but you do a decent enough job running the discord, so I'll give you a bit of choice in yours. You get to pick any character from The Simpsons and post in the style of that character from now on. For example if you pick Bart, you have to post stuff like "Eat my shorts!" or "Cowabunga!" That's a pretty basic choice though. I recommend a slightly more obscure character, like Lionel Hutz or Old Gil. Just remember, once you've committed to a character, you have to stick with it for all future posts.

If I've left out anyone who needs a personality, post and I'll assign you one. If you're an older member and you just want a new personality, feel free to post in this thread as well. Hopefully this project injects some new life into this place.

PizzaLuigi · 07-16-2021, 09:01 AM

I know nothing about the Simpsons but I’ll figure it out

Kane · 07-16-2021, 09:06 AM

If Pokerman sticks to this, he'll easily become my favourite member.

Gabeolo · 07-16-2021, 09:06 AM

The Dasarath I know already has the personality you assigned to them LMFAO

PizzaLuigi · 07-16-2021, 10:02 AM

Does Ploopy have a personality? I guess he’s really vindictive and he sucks up to a lot of people less recently tho and that’s all I can really say about him

Bown · 07-16-2021, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PizzaLuigi

I know nothing about the Simpsons but I’ll figure it out

Go watch the first 8-10 seasons on Disney+ at once!!!

Plopilpy · 07-16-2021, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PizzaLuigi

Does Ploopy have a personality? I guess he’s really vindictive and he sucks up to a lot of people less recently tho and that’s all I can really say about him

I hate people (except for the people I don't hate. <3 )

Doog Lord · 07-16-2021, 04:24 PM

Well this was surely an unexpected post. #randem!!!

Hans Grosse · 07-16-2021, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PizzaLuigi

I know nothing about the Simpsons but I’ll figure it out

D'oh!

Old Rivers · 07-16-2021, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doog Lord

Well this was surely an unexpected post. #randem!!!

That's the spirit!

Bobby Swisha · 07-16-2021, 06:25 PM

I have a hard time differentiating between users who have posted here for 10+ years. Maybe you, Nickson and a few other people here can explain what the differences between you guys are and which one of you is which again.

Kane · 07-16-2021, 06:30 PM

Nixon's the guy who talks about Cat Bones in every post, duh

Old Rivers · 07-16-2021, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobby Swisha

I have a hard time differentiating between users who have posted here for 10+ years. Maybe you, Nickson and a few other people here can explain what the differences between you guys are and which one of you is which again.

Nickson is the one who likes weed, Daniel Johnston, and snapping.

PaytonJerryM · 07-16-2021, 06:52 PM

So you are saying that noobs think you guys are the same person?

Old Rivers · 07-16-2021, 09:08 PM

No, the opposite. I'm saying that I can't tell the noobs apart (you, Patryk, and Plop are the exceptions).

Plopilpy · 07-16-2021, 10:34 PM

Nixon · 07-17-2021, 03:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane

Nixon's the guy who talks about Cat Bones in every post, duh

thats a bit of a stretch.

Dungeon Snake · 07-17-2021, 05:04 AM

Wow, nixon likes daniel jonston? Did not know that

Bobby Swisha · 07-18-2021, 07:50 PM

which one of the n00bs keeps making new profiles?

Nixon · 07-19-2021, 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gabeolo

The Dasarath I know already has the personality you assigned to them LMFAO

what did this post mean and who was this person?

Plopilpy · 07-20-2021, 02:07 AM

Rivers gave a personality to "Dasarath", the guy you were asking to see movies from just..yesterday. Gabeolo knew Dasarath before he joined the 3DMM community and he's saying that Rivers' personality is accurate.

Nixon · 07-20-2021, 02:09 AM

seems sketchy. someone should investigate this “friend” of dasithlord

Plopilpy · 07-20-2021, 02:10 AM

Oh come on. I knew him too.

Nixon · 07-20-2021, 02:31 AM

interesting.. somebody should investigate this “friend” of dasarah, and “plopilpy” too

Plopilpy · 07-20-2021, 02:35 AM

True!

07-16-2021, 08:33 AM	#1
Old Rivers Super Moderator Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 6,985	The most recent crop of newbs are too difficult to tell apart. Like seriously, can anyone tell the difference between Pokerman, Doog Lord, and Hans Grosse? Or any of the other new users? Their personalities are so dull and inconspicuous that I have a hard time telling them apart. So to make it easier for all of us, I've decided to assign them all distinct personalities in the hope that we'll be able to tell them apart better. So here we go: Pokerman: From now on, you have to constantly speak using poker terms. For example, if you're commenting on a movie that you liked, instead of posting "Cool movie, I liked it a lot!" you'll now post "Daaaaayum, that flick was a FLUSH!" Or if a movie is really bad, you can say "Ugh. A real 2 and 7 here..." Or if you're telling some one to "hold up!" you have to say "Texas hold up!" You get the picture. Doog Lord: Your new personality is "that guy who has a hashtag for every occasion." You don't have to exclusively post in hashtags, but there has to be at least one in every post from you. A good example would be if Patryk or someone makes an awkward post, you could comment "#umawkward." Or if you're making a longer post about a time you were scared of something, you can type out the whole story and then at the end tag on a little "#runningscared." This way, you'll stand out more and it should also give a boost to your popularity. Hans Grosse: You've been here for like a year and I still know absolutely nothing about you. I'm assigning you the role of community "woke activist." Your job is to post articles that call out injustices, as well as making sure to call out any problematic content on 3dmm.com. But don't play it up too hard. Like, don't be a screaming SJW or anything. Just be a cool woke watchdog, who isn't afraid to call out institutional maladies. Dašarath: I know that you're Estonian, so you have a little more going on than the three guys above you. However, you're going to need to do a little more if you want to climb the social ladder. I think a rivalry between you and Hans Grosse would really spice things up here, so whenever he posts one of his woke watchdog articles, I want you to issue an angry rebuttal to it. Like if he posts an article about helping minorities, you could respond "HELL no!!!" and follow it up with several paragraphs about how they deserve it. You seem slightly racist, so this will probably not be too difficult for you. Hopefully this dynamic between the two of you will spark a lot of spirited debate threads. Pizza Luigi: You don't have much of a personality, but you do a decent enough job running the discord, so I'll give you a bit of choice in yours. You get to pick any character from The Simpsons and post in the style of that character from now on. For example if you pick Bart, you have to post stuff like "Eat my shorts!" or "Cowabunga!" That's a pretty basic choice though. I recommend a slightly more obscure character, like Lionel Hutz or Old Gil. Just remember, once you've committed to a character, you have to stick with it for all future posts. If I've left out anyone who needs a personality, post and I'll assign you one. If you're an older member and you just want a new personality, feel free to post in this thread as well. Hopefully this project injects some new life into this place.

07-16-2021, 09:06 AM	#3
Kane Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 1,096	If Pokerman sticks to this, he'll easily become my favourite member.
Kane Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 1,096

07-16-2021, 09:06 AM	#4
Gabeolo Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2021 Posts: 14	The Dasarath I know already has the personality you assigned to them LMFAO
Gabeolo Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2021 Posts: 14

07-16-2021, 04:24 PM	#8
Doog Lord Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 629	Well this was surely an unexpected post. #randem!!!
Doog Lord Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 629

07-16-2021, 06:30 PM	#12
Kane Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 1,096	Nixon's the guy who talks about Cat Bones in every post, duh
Kane Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 1,096

07-16-2021, 09:01 AM	#2
PizzaLuigi Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Posts: 1,144	I know nothing about the Simpsons but I’ll figure it out

07-16-2021, 10:02 AM	#5
PizzaLuigi Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Posts: 1,144	Does Ploopy have a personality? I guess he’s really vindictive and he sucks up to a lot of people less recently tho and that’s all I can really say about him

07-16-2021, 06:25 PM	#11
Bobby Swisha Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 46,012	I have a hard time differentiating between users who have posted here for 10+ years. Maybe you, Nickson and a few other people here can explain what the differences between you guys are and which one of you is which again.

07-16-2021, 06:52 PM	#14
PaytonJerryM Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2021 Posts: 311	So you are saying that noobs think you guys are the same person?

07-16-2021, 09:08 PM	#15
Old Rivers Super Moderator Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 6,985	No, the opposite. I'm saying that I can't tell the noobs apart (you, Patryk, and Plop are the exceptions).

07-16-2021, 10:34 PM	#16
Plopilpy Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 3,105
Plopilpy Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 3,105

07-17-2021, 05:04 AM	#18
Dungeon Snake Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 17,519	Wow, nixon likes daniel jonston? Did not know that

07-18-2021, 07:50 PM	#19
Bobby Swisha Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 46,012	which one of the n00bs keeps making new profiles?

07-20-2021, 02:07 AM	#21
Plopilpy Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 3,105	Rivers gave a personality to "Dasarath", the guy you were asking to see movies from just..yesterday. Gabeolo knew Dasarath before he joined the 3DMM community and he's saying that Rivers' personality is accurate.
Plopilpy Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 3,105

07-20-2021, 02:09 AM	#22
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,293	seems sketchy. someone should investigate this “friend” of dasithlord
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,293

07-20-2021, 02:10 AM	#23
Plopilpy Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 3,105	Oh come on. I knew him too.
Plopilpy Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 3,105

07-20-2021, 02:31 AM	#24
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,293	interesting.. somebody should investigate this “friend” of dasarah, and “plopilpy” too
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,293

07-20-2021, 02:35 AM	#25
Plopilpy Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 3,105	True!
Plopilpy Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 3,105