The Greatest American President

Old Rivers · 07-01-2021, 04:35 AM

My fixation on U.S. Presidents has RESURFACED!!!

With that in mind, who do you feel was the greatest American ever to rise to the highest office in the land?

Lord Blazer · 07-01-2021, 05:05 AM

Old Rivers · 07-01-2021, 05:26 AM

Haha I forgot about that song. I remember hearing it on Bob Dylan's weird radio show that he hosted on SiriusXM a while ago. The theme of the hour was Presidential songs, which also introduced me to this gem, which was originally going to play at the end of my 3dmm film The Renegades:

Ben Rice · 07-01-2021, 11:30 AM

Dašarath · 07-01-2021, 10:34 PM

LYNDON B JOHNSON THE MASTER OF THE SHIT CONFERENCE

Old Rivers · 07-02-2021, 12:42 AM

I have heard LBJ called "master of the senate" but never "master of the shit conference." What exactly does that refer to?

French Fry · 07-02-2021, 01:09 AM

Donald Trump's Placeboing remix ratio is incomparable.
I think we know who the winner is.

Doog Lord · 07-02-2021, 01:15 AM

Gonna be honest, I literally just looked up a president ranking and voted for the one on #1. I know dog shit about presidents unlike rivers.

Plopilpy · 07-02-2021, 01:35 AM

I actually watched and studied Rivers' presidents day Discord stream. I trusted my choice.

Old Rivers · 07-02-2021, 01:43 AM

I was very hungover and miserable during that. I promise next President's Day stream will be better.

Bobby Swisha · 07-02-2021, 02:41 AM

They all sort of sucked.

Nixon · 07-02-2021, 03:37 AM

why isn’t Nixon on the list?

Old Rivers · 07-02-2021, 03:42 AM

I couldn't put all of them in the poll, since there's a 30 option limit, so I only included the ones who might reasonably be some one's pick. I did not include Nixon because I have a hard time believing he's anyone's favorite. But let's hear your case!

Nixon · 07-02-2021, 04:41 AM

a very influential man. and he was featured in the simpsons and futurama a lot

Dašarath · 07-02-2021, 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Rivers

I have heard LBJ called "master of the senate" but never "master of the shit conference." What exactly does that refer to?

he had conferences on the toilet

Hans Grosse · 07-02-2021, 09:26 PM

What if Bo Burnham was president?

PaytonJerryM · 07-02-2021, 09:27 PM

I would pick Kanye West. Ngl, the 2020 election has boring candidates and I was disappointed that Kanye West wasn't among the candidate

PizzaLuigi · 07-02-2021, 10:20 PM

They’re all pretty bad

Shaun · 07-02-2021, 10:34 PM

Washington -- corrupt like any respected US president
Jackson -- lol hated paper money lol
Lincoln -- smart
Grant -- cool
Garfield -- might've been great, tragically was cucked by bullet in back
Teddy Roosevelt -- lol, he pointlessly limited himself to two terms just by opening his mouth. Back then you couldn't pretend you didn't say some shit, I guess. dumbass
Wilson -- cucked by religion
FDR -- class-traitor, cucked by polio... god bless him
Truman -- the first in a long succession of war criminals (not to say there were none before him)
Nixon -- last New Deal prez, so not all bad.
Reagan -- god I hate Reagan
Bush 1 -- I miss making fun of a president without getting all political
Clinton -- rapist
Bush 2 -- makes me laugh sometimes, still war criminal tho
Obama -- yawn
Trump -- tore this country apart!!
Biden -- finger-blasted that intern without permission, let us never forget

Plopilpy · 07-03-2021, 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun

Clinton -- rapist

OH YEAH!!!! CLINTON WILL RAPE LARRY CRAIG IN HIS LGBT PRIDE MANSION!!!!!

Also, https://3dmm.com/showthread.php?t=47390

View Poll Results: Who was the greatest U.S. President?
George Washington	3	23.08%
John Adams	0	0%
Thomas Jefferson	0	0%
Andrew Jackson	1	7.69%
James Polk	0	0%
Abraham Lincoln	3	23.08%
Ulysses S. Grant	0	0%
William McKinley	0	0%
Theodore Roosevelt	0	0%
Woodrow Wilson	0	0%
Calvin Coolidge	0	0%
Franklin Roosevelt	2	15.38%
Harry Truman	0	0%
Dwight Eisenhower	0	0%
John F. Kennedy	0	0%
Lyndon Johnson	0	0%
Ronald Reagan	1	7.69%
Bill Clinton	0	0%
Barack Obama	1	7.69%
Donald Trump	1	7.69%
Other (please specify)	1	7.69%
Voters: 13. You may not vote on this poll

07-01-2021, 11:30 AM	#4
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07-01-2021, 10:34 PM	#5
Dašarath Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2019 Posts: 428	LYNDON B JOHNSON THE MASTER OF THE SHIT CONFERENCE
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07-02-2021, 01:15 AM	#8
Doog Lord Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 629	Gonna be honest, I literally just looked up a president ranking and voted for the one on #1. I know dog shit about presidents unlike rivers.
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07-02-2021, 01:35 AM	#9
Plopilpy Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 3,105	I actually watched and studied Rivers' presidents day Discord stream. I trusted my choice.
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07-01-2021, 04:35 AM	#1
Old Rivers Super Moderator Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 6,985	The Greatest American President My fixation on U.S. Presidents has RESURFACED!!! With that in mind, who do you feel was the greatest American ever to rise to the highest office in the land?

07-01-2021, 05:05 AM	#2
Lord Blazer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 16,879

07-01-2021, 05:26 AM	#3
Old Rivers Super Moderator Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 6,985	Haha I forgot about that song. I remember hearing it on Bob Dylan's weird radio show that he hosted on SiriusXM a while ago. The theme of the hour was Presidential songs, which also introduced me to this gem, which was originally going to play at the end of my 3dmm film The Renegades:

07-02-2021, 12:42 AM	#6
Old Rivers Super Moderator Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 6,985	I have heard LBJ called "master of the senate" but never "master of the shit conference." What exactly does that refer to?

07-02-2021, 01:09 AM	#7
French Fry Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 1,962	Donald Trump's Placeboing remix ratio is incomparable. I think we know who the winner is.

07-02-2021, 01:43 AM	#10
Old Rivers Super Moderator Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 6,985	I was very hungover and miserable during that. I promise next President's Day stream will be better.

07-02-2021, 02:41 AM	#11
Bobby Swisha Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 46,012	They all sort of sucked.

07-02-2021, 03:37 AM	#12
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,293	why isn’t Nixon on the list?
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,293

07-02-2021, 03:42 AM	#13
Old Rivers Super Moderator Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 6,985	I couldn't put all of them in the poll, since there's a 30 option limit, so I only included the ones who might reasonably be some one's pick. I did not include Nixon because I have a hard time believing he's anyone's favorite. But let's hear your case!

07-02-2021, 04:41 AM	#14
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,293	a very influential man. and he was featured in the simpsons and futurama a lot
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,293

07-02-2021, 09:26 PM	#16
Hans Grosse Member Join Date: Apr 2021 Posts: 723	What if Bo Burnham was president?
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07-02-2021, 09:27 PM	#17
PaytonJerryM Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2021 Posts: 311	I would pick Kanye West. Ngl, the 2020 election has boring candidates and I was disappointed that Kanye West wasn't among the candidate

07-02-2021, 10:20 PM	#18
PizzaLuigi Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Posts: 1,144	They’re all pretty bad

07-02-2021, 10:34 PM	#19
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	Washington -- corrupt like any respected US president Jackson -- lol hated paper money lol Lincoln -- smart Grant -- cool Garfield -- might've been great, tragically was cucked by bullet in back Teddy Roosevelt -- lol, he pointlessly limited himself to two terms just by opening his mouth. Back then you couldn't pretend you didn't say some shit, I guess. dumbass Wilson -- cucked by religion FDR -- class-traitor, cucked by polio... god bless him Truman -- the first in a long succession of war criminals (not to say there were none before him) Nixon -- last New Deal prez, so not all bad. Reagan -- god I hate Reagan Bush 1 -- I miss making fun of a president without getting all political Clinton -- rapist Bush 2 -- makes me laugh sometimes, still war criminal tho Obama -- yawn Trump -- tore this country apart!! Biden -- finger-blasted that intern without permission, let us never forget
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881