freestyle rap battle thread

[Nixon]

come over and join da commotion

[Nixon]

aight looks like i gotta start this shit off

my names nixon and i’m a kiddie slayer
90s microsoft software player
animating films in my cadillac
rhyme effortless like i might be black
caught ploppys mom at the store one day
thought to myself “that kids gotta pay!”
so i kidnapped the bitch and held her for ransom
made the whole discord call me handsome
now i’m on the run but i’m back on the board
got the whole crowd goin oh my lord!
so come rap along if ya wanna fight
gonna keep this thread on refresh all night

[Mr Mong]

Nicksons a kiddy slayer he admitted it

[Nixon]

rap or GTFO

*mr mong gets his head tossed around and shoulders shoved by a bunch of much taller gangstas while the crowd gets rowdy*

[Mr Mong]

These eight foot gangsters are all worse rapers than bown

[Plopilpy]

postin on here is the guy named bill
his lungs'll hurt and he'll be ill
making so many flicks about a cat
doesn't realize that his attitude is shat
shoutin' at the new sup-er mod
he'll get banned and go meet god

[Nixon]

yo
this kid here must be trippin
if he thinks that suddenly imma be slippin
over some french fry that got made a moderator
and the respect that i give -nah boy see ya later
cuz i dont give a fuck about his title mayne
i been here longer so imma pick his brain
as much as i
mothafuckin can
cuz i am da
mothafuckin man
and no typa power can step up to me
on this Vbulletin board i am the top MC
so dont ever question my authority
or who i choose to be my next body
peace

[PizzaLuigi]

RAP BATTLE

[Nixon]

so are u gonna spit somethin or just say what we all already know is happening here?

[Nixon]

i got goat doin the dishes
gorosaurus slowly snipping my bish
i mean bush
ploppy tried to rush me
but he got pushed
the lyrical assassin made his mind mush
like cartoonsaredead from the kush
that he smokes
the little boy shouldn't be toking
errytime he’s caught he pretends that he’s joking
but he’s not
that child really does love pot
dont he know his brain will rot?

[Mr Mong]

[VGCharacters]

i take it up the rear
like a fuckin' queer
don't be fooled by my lack of cock
i'm still the biggest queer on the block

[Doog Lord]

Is this your way of coming out, VG?

[Doog Lord]

Originally Posted by Nixon

i got goat doin the dishes
gorosaurus slowly snipping my bish
i mean bush
ploppy tried to rush me
but he got pushed
the lyrical assassin made his mind mush
like cartoonsaredead from the kush
that he smokes
the little boy shouldn't be toking
errytime he’s caught he pretends that he’s joking
but he’s not
that child really does love pot
dont he know his brain will rot?

haha but seriously I have never done it before

[VGCharacters]

Originally Posted by CartoonsAreDead

Is this your way of coming out, VG?

no lol, that's the only rhyme i could come up with
by the way nickson i don't care if you haggle me over it like you did with cartoonsaredead being a pothead

[Doog Lord]

Imma shoot Nixon until he's dead
I shot that fucker in the head
Bitch is crying cuz Imma bury him
Face so ugly it be causing hysteria
His suffering is straight up sadistic
cuz all you bitches in here act autistic
Why the fuck do I keep rapping explicit
Security cameras watching something horrific
I blast that bitch in the eye, bitch is waiting to die
goodbye, you tried, collect his organs up and serve it as pie
That bitch should've known that I lie
At his funeral I laugh instead of cry
Fading away, you know the fucking end is nigh
Cuz I'm an original
criminal
You lucky this is digital
Cuz you know you would die
so come on bitch, just send a reply

[Hans Grosse]

Your dick is smaller than a lima bean

[Kane]

Plopilpy is a fool
He should focus more on school
Kid's got the IQ of a sandwich
and a microscopic tool

* Drops mic *

[Doog Lord]

Originally Posted by Hans Grosse

Your dick is smaller than a lima bean

Is that referring to me?

[Kane]

Cartoons is bitch, he's hella insecure
What Hans said is true, we all know that's for sure
You've gotta dick like a lima bean
and no, there is no cure
So shut up bitch
Accept your tiny penis
and stop being immature

[Autistic British Jackass]

Heres my freestyle rap:

with my pussy nigga, everything i'm smart with
i'm just a autistic boy with 90's Program, don't you see
i'm gay, with a Japanese Blue Cat from the Future
don't you see, i'm not dumb, Pozin is dead
Mike Belfance, oh my god, he's a good director
like what the fuck (man?), Homer Simpson, has a,
Condom up his dick, Yeah, Newgrounds is a best,
Flash site in the world, cuz of Eddsworld, don't be gay,
be autistic (folks), Dominator Dan is also, a good director,
what the fuck, happend to, JDR Requiem, yeah, i'd had enough,
don't be a bitch, never ever call my, Mama again (TUNA HEMATOMA IS DEAD!)


Hopefully this turns into a real song...

[Doog Lord]

Originally Posted by Kane

Cartoons is bitch, he's hella insecure
What Hans said is true, we all know that's for sure
You've gotta dick like a lima bean
and no, there is no cure
So shut up bitch
Accept your tiny penis
and stop being immature

Oh, I wasn't actually trying to insult anyone, I just thought it sounded good.

[Doog Lord]

I probably should've noted that nothing I said meant anything, and could be replaced with anyone. The insults don't actually mean anything.

[Kane]

Patryk wins. Cartoons ruined thread by being melodramatic

Close thread

[Doog Lord]

Originally Posted by Kane

Patryk wins. Cartoons ruined thread by being melodramatic

Close thread

Aw I wanted a whole rap from nixon against me debunking all my bars and insulting me.