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Old 03-24-2021, 02:32 AM   #1
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If 3DMM.com turned into a prison, what would that look like?

Spacegoat would be the warden, obviously. I guess the current mods would be the guards.

There would be some sell-outs/snitches among the prisoner population as well - whoever is self-interested, weak, and without honor here, so a lot of people.

The non-weaklings would be regular prisoners divided by racial or ideological lines (less focus on race since it's almost entirely white here), with leaders to each group.

The strongest among us would be granted special privileges and expected by guards to maintain order among the other prisoners. I forget the term for this position. This would certainly include me, probably Dungeon Snake, and someone else - who? I'd be fair but take no shit and put an end to any disruptions quickly in order to maintain my perks.

Then, there would be bitches who offer up that sweet boypussy. This would be the Gen Z autists, as they're frail/effeminate and therefore predisposed to taking on the female role. Guards turn a blind eye to prison sex in exchange for kick-backs and as a perk to the leaders.

I wonder what the gangs would look like. Unlike real prisons, we have a small black population here, so that gang would be Jesterfoot, Danny Swazz, and BR. Jesterfoot would be the leader, as he's the most physically imposing. As to be expected, this gang would be brutal and ruthless. Ruiz would have to lead the Hispanics. He would take on a more manipulative, slick-talking persona, as he's small and not taken to fighting. The whites would be in a state of upheaval due to in-fighting. Not sure who wears the crown there, but it's short lived. We always come together to fight the other races, however. Jimmy Pozin's untimely passing has left the Asian gang to fade into obscurity. We all liked his drawings so we devoted a weight bench to him in the yard.

I'll add more later as I get bored. Feel free to chime in with your own thoughts.


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Old 03-24-2021, 04:32 AM   #2
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Nickson would be the worst cellmate ever, all he would do is talk about cat bones.
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Old 03-24-2021, 03:27 PM   #3
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I would be in charge. My rulership would be hard but fair


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Old 03-24-2021, 03:46 PM   #4
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I'd be put in solitary confinement for biting everyone, only allowed to roam free if christo wants someone killed



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Old 03-24-2021, 05:50 PM   #5
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I wonder if I would accept any bribes. I mean, I don't really need much that a prisoner can give me.

but maybe you can.. change my mind 3dmm-chan.
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Old 03-24-2021, 07:02 PM   #6
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Alright. I'll give you a pack of cigarettes if you promise not to look behind the Rita Hayworth poster in my cell.


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Old 03-24-2021, 07:24 PM   #7
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I actually created a pointillist gigantic poster of Raquel Welch in my first dorm room on the cinderblock wall. I was pretty proud of that one.
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Old 03-24-2021, 09:43 PM   #8
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I would be in charge. My rulership would be hard but fair

My long game is manipulating you into having sex with an HIV positive prison bitch so that you get sick and slowly decay. Then, at your weakest, I will beat you into mush.


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Old 03-24-2021, 09:44 PM   #9
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I wonder if I would accept any bribes. I mean, I don't really need much that a prisoner can give me.

but maybe you can.. change my mind 3dmm-chan.

You can get head from Thierry Lacombe.


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Old 03-25-2021, 05:56 AM   #10
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I'll just keep my head down while producing questionably poisonous prison hooch


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Old 03-27-2021, 12:23 AM   #11
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With my multi-ethnic powers, I can switch between gangs and get brutally murdered by three different factions at the same time.


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Old 03-27-2021, 01:03 AM   #12
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i would learn to dislocate my jaw so no prison cock is too big to be pleasured. i would be the cell’s honey boy and help anthropohagus’s plot with my aids infested hole


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Old 03-27-2021, 02:22 AM   #13
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I'm pretty sure i could beat up sapone if ultra violet scorpion has my back. Christos reign isnt over until i say it is.


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Old 03-27-2021, 03:27 PM   #14
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I think I'd kinda just be there, and mainly be left alone.

Would have had some scraps and earned my respect. Fucked up a few times, but people have learned to leave me alone.

Everyone thinks I'm fucked in the head for all the stupid shit I come up with Justin Wawrzonik and Tuna all the time.
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Old 03-27-2021, 03:28 PM   #15
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I wonder if I would accept any bribes. I mean, I don't really need much that a prisoner can give me.

but maybe you can.. change my mind 3dmm-chan.

I think I'd eventually corrupt you.... and feel bad about it.

But you'd have got me some cool shit in the meantime!
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Old 03-27-2021, 03:38 PM   #16
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you’re like one of them normal people who claim to be very weird and out there but have no radar when someones been doing a bit for months


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Old 03-27-2021, 06:18 PM   #17
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With so much uncertainty in gen pop, I would prefer the simplicity of solitary or better yet a comfy transfer to a state mental institution. But convincing them you're "crazy" and unfit for normal prison would be the tricky part. Regular old 3dmm-style autism in and of itself won't cut it, would need to get on that next level teulan shit
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Old 03-27-2021, 06:23 PM   #18
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A mental asylum makes a lot more sense than a prison to be honest.


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Old 03-27-2021, 07:46 PM   #19
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No mental illness bail tactic. This is like one of those South American prisons where they don't care and you're just stuck there amongst everyone else with no treatment. I'll allow solitary. 23 hours locked up, and an hour a day in a yard, alone. Only catch is that Yamles comes by and farts through the hatch for serving meals 2-3 times a day, unexpectedly. It will scare you at some point.


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Old 03-27-2021, 07:48 PM   #20
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After years of solitary, the sound and warm smell of those farts would be your only friend. You'd hope that she ate something rich or exotic so that the smell is pungent and lingers. On the days when the fart doesn't stink, you'd be really disappointed and waiting impatiently until the next one.


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Old 03-27-2021, 11:26 PM   #21
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I'm pretty sure i could beat up sapone if ultra violet scorpion has my back. Christos reign isnt over until i say it is.

I'm torn. Sometimes Sapone is alright, others he's a massive cuck. I'll have your back if he's having one of his massive cuck days.


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Old 03-27-2021, 11:31 PM   #22
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Calling someone a cuck and then needing another guy to beat the so called "cuck" up, like common city blacks. Hilarious.


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Old 03-27-2021, 11:36 PM   #23
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Nonono, he needs me to have his back. Learn to read, cuck


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Old 03-27-2021, 11:44 PM   #24
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It's immaterial to the point, that you're both weak cucks who require one another to beat up the stronger, superior man. This plot would be sniffed out by me days earlier. When you enter my cell to do the deed, you're actually walking into a trap that ends with ass fucking consequences.


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Old 03-27-2021, 11:47 PM   #25
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If 3dmm.com turned into a prison you'd be my bitch, Sapone. I'd spank your little ass in the canteen at chow and steal your pudding.


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