If 3DMM.com turned into a prison, what would that look like?

Anthropophagus · 03-24-2021, 02:32 AM

Spacegoat would be the warden, obviously. I guess the current mods would be the guards.

There would be some sell-outs/snitches among the prisoner population as well - whoever is self-interested, weak, and without honor here, so a lot of people.

The non-weaklings would be regular prisoners divided by racial or ideological lines (less focus on race since it's almost entirely white here), with leaders to each group.

The strongest among us would be granted special privileges and expected by guards to maintain order among the other prisoners. I forget the term for this position. This would certainly include me, probably Dungeon Snake, and someone else - who? I'd be fair but take no shit and put an end to any disruptions quickly in order to maintain my perks.

Then, there would be bitches who offer up that sweet boypussy. This would be the Gen Z autists, as they're frail/effeminate and therefore predisposed to taking on the female role. Guards turn a blind eye to prison sex in exchange for kick-backs and as a perk to the leaders.

I wonder what the gangs would look like. Unlike real prisons, we have a small black population here, so that gang would be Jesterfoot, Danny Swazz, and BR. Jesterfoot would be the leader, as he's the most physically imposing. As to be expected, this gang would be brutal and ruthless. Ruiz would have to lead the Hispanics. He would take on a more manipulative, slick-talking persona, as he's small and not taken to fighting. The whites would be in a state of upheaval due to in-fighting. Not sure who wears the crown there, but it's short lived. We always come together to fight the other races, however. Jimmy Pozin's untimely passing has left the Asian gang to fade into obscurity. We all liked his drawings so we devoted a weight bench to him in the yard.

I'll add more later as I get bored. Feel free to chime in with your own thoughts.

Doog Lord · 03-24-2021, 04:32 AM

Nickson would be the worst cellmate ever, all he would do is talk about cat bones.

Dungeon Snake · 03-24-2021, 03:27 PM

I would be in charge. My rulership would be hard but fair

Ben Rice · 03-24-2021, 03:46 PM

I'd be put in solitary confinement for biting everyone, only allowed to roam free if christo wants someone killed

good morning!

Gorosaurus · 03-24-2021, 05:50 PM

I wonder if I would accept any bribes. I mean, I don't really need much that a prisoner can give me.

but maybe you can.. change my mind 3dmm-chan.

Old Rivers · 03-24-2021, 07:02 PM

Alright. I'll give you a pack of cigarettes if you promise not to look behind the Rita Hayworth poster in my cell.

Gorosaurus · 03-24-2021, 07:24 PM

I actually created a pointillist gigantic poster of Raquel Welch in my first dorm room on the cinderblock wall. I was pretty proud of that one.

Anthropophagus · 03-24-2021, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dungeon Snake

I would be in charge. My rulership would be hard but fair

My long game is manipulating you into having sex with an HIV positive prison bitch so that you get sick and slowly decay. Then, at your weakest, I will beat you into mush.

Anthropophagus · 03-24-2021, 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gorosaurus

I wonder if I would accept any bribes. I mean, I don't really need much that a prisoner can give me.

but maybe you can.. change my mind 3dmm-chan.

You can get head from Thierry Lacombe.

Mr Mong · 03-25-2021, 05:56 AM

I'll just keep my head down while producing questionably poisonous prison hooch

French Fry · 03-27-2021, 12:23 AM

With my multi-ethnic powers, I can switch between gangs and get brutally murdered by three different factions at the same time.

Nixon · 03-27-2021, 01:03 AM

i would learn to dislocate my jaw so no prison cock is too big to be pleasured. i would be the cell’s honey boy and help anthropohagus’s plot with my aids infested hole

Mr Mong · 03-27-2021, 02:22 AM

I'm pretty sure i could beat up sapone if ultra violet scorpion has my back. Christos reign isnt over until i say it is.

Brossy · 03-27-2021, 03:27 PM

I think I'd kinda just be there, and mainly be left alone.

Would have had some scraps and earned my respect. Fucked up a few times, but people have learned to leave me alone.

Everyone thinks I'm fucked in the head for all the stupid shit I come up with Justin Wawrzonik and Tuna all the time.

Brossy · 03-27-2021, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gorosaurus

I wonder if I would accept any bribes. I mean, I don't really need much that a prisoner can give me.

but maybe you can.. change my mind 3dmm-chan.

I think I'd eventually corrupt you.... and feel bad about it.

But you'd have got me some cool shit in the meantime!

Nixon · 03-27-2021, 03:38 PM

you’re like one of them normal people who claim to be very weird and out there but have no radar when someones been doing a bit for months

Bravoie · 03-27-2021, 06:18 PM

With so much uncertainty in gen pop, I would prefer the simplicity of solitary or better yet a comfy transfer to a state mental institution. But convincing them you're "crazy" and unfit for normal prison would be the tricky part. Regular old 3dmm-style autism in and of itself won't cut it, would need to get on that next level teulan shit

Mr Mong · 03-27-2021, 06:23 PM

A mental asylum makes a lot more sense than a prison to be honest.

Anthropophagus · 03-27-2021, 07:46 PM

No mental illness bail tactic. This is like one of those South American prisons where they don't care and you're just stuck there amongst everyone else with no treatment. I'll allow solitary. 23 hours locked up, and an hour a day in a yard, alone. Only catch is that Yamles comes by and farts through the hatch for serving meals 2-3 times a day, unexpectedly. It will scare you at some point.

Anthropophagus · 03-27-2021, 07:48 PM

After years of solitary, the sound and warm smell of those farts would be your only friend. You'd hope that she ate something rich or exotic so that the smell is pungent and lingers. On the days when the fart doesn't stink, you'd be really disappointed and waiting impatiently until the next one.

Kane · 03-27-2021, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Mong

I'm pretty sure i could beat up sapone if ultra violet scorpion has my back. Christos reign isnt over until i say it is.

I'm torn. Sometimes Sapone is alright, others he's a massive cuck. I'll have your back if he's having one of his massive cuck days.

Anthropophagus · 03-27-2021, 11:31 PM

Calling someone a cuck and then needing another guy to beat the so called "cuck" up, like common city blacks. Hilarious.

Kane · 03-27-2021, 11:36 PM

Nonono, he needs me to have his back. Learn to read, cuck

Anthropophagus · 03-27-2021, 11:44 PM

It's immaterial to the point, that you're both weak cucks who require one another to beat up the stronger, superior man. This plot would be sniffed out by me days earlier. When you enter my cell to do the deed, you're actually walking into a trap that ends with ass fucking consequences.

Kane · 03-27-2021, 11:47 PM

If 3dmm.com turned into a prison you'd be my bitch, Sapone. I'd spank your little ass in the canteen at chow and steal your pudding.

03-24-2021, 02:32 AM	#1
Anthropophagus Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,997	If 3DMM.com turned into a prison, what would that look like? Spacegoat would be the warden, obviously. I guess the current mods would be the guards. There would be some sell-outs/snitches among the prisoner population as well - whoever is self-interested, weak, and without honor here, so a lot of people. The non-weaklings would be regular prisoners divided by racial or ideological lines (less focus on race since it's almost entirely white here), with leaders to each group. The strongest among us would be granted special privileges and expected by guards to maintain order among the other prisoners. I forget the term for this position. This would certainly include me, probably Dungeon Snake, and someone else - who? I'd be fair but take no shit and put an end to any disruptions quickly in order to maintain my perks. Then, there would be bitches who offer up that sweet boypussy. This would be the Gen Z autists, as they're frail/effeminate and therefore predisposed to taking on the female role. Guards turn a blind eye to prison sex in exchange for kick-backs and as a perk to the leaders. I wonder what the gangs would look like. Unlike real prisons, we have a small black population here, so that gang would be Jesterfoot, Danny Swazz, and BR. Jesterfoot would be the leader, as he's the most physically imposing. As to be expected, this gang would be brutal and ruthless. Ruiz would have to lead the Hispanics. He would take on a more manipulative, slick-talking persona, as he's small and not taken to fighting. The whites would be in a state of upheaval due to in-fighting. Not sure who wears the crown there, but it's short lived. We always come together to fight the other races, however. Jimmy Pozin's untimely passing has left the Asian gang to fade into obscurity. We all liked his drawings so we devoted a weight bench to him in the yard. I'll add more later as I get bored. Feel free to chime in with your own thoughts.

03-24-2021, 04:32 AM	#2
Doog Lord Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 629	Nickson would be the worst cellmate ever, all he would do is talk about cat bones.
Doog Lord Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 629

03-24-2021, 03:46 PM	#4
Ben Rice Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,220	I'd be put in solitary confinement for biting everyone, only allowed to roam free if christo wants someone killed good morning!
Ben Rice Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,220

03-25-2021, 05:56 AM	#10
Mr Mong Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 4,293	I'll just keep my head down while producing questionably poisonous prison hooch
Mr Mong Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 4,293

03-27-2021, 01:03 AM	#12
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,293	i would learn to dislocate my jaw so no prison cock is too big to be pleasured. i would be the cell’s honey boy and help anthropohagus’s plot with my aids infested hole
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,293

03-24-2021, 03:27 PM	#3
Dungeon Snake Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 17,519	I would be in charge. My rulership would be hard but fair

03-24-2021, 05:50 PM	#5
Gorosaurus Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 16,146	I wonder if I would accept any bribes. I mean, I don't really need much that a prisoner can give me. but maybe you can.. change my mind 3dmm-chan.

03-24-2021, 07:02 PM	#6
Old Rivers Super Moderator Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 6,985	Alright. I'll give you a pack of cigarettes if you promise not to look behind the Rita Hayworth poster in my cell.

03-24-2021, 07:24 PM	#7
Gorosaurus Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 16,146	I actually created a pointillist gigantic poster of Raquel Welch in my first dorm room on the cinderblock wall. I was pretty proud of that one.

03-27-2021, 12:23 AM	#11
French Fry Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 1,962	With my multi-ethnic powers, I can switch between gangs and get brutally murdered by three different factions at the same time.

03-27-2021, 02:22 AM	#13
Mr Mong Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 4,293	I'm pretty sure i could beat up sapone if ultra violet scorpion has my back. Christos reign isnt over until i say it is.
Mr Mong Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 4,293

03-27-2021, 03:27 PM	#14
Brossy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,376	I think I'd kinda just be there, and mainly be left alone. Would have had some scraps and earned my respect. Fucked up a few times, but people have learned to leave me alone. Everyone thinks I'm fucked in the head for all the stupid shit I come up with Justin Wawrzonik and Tuna all the time.
Brossy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,376

03-27-2021, 03:38 PM	#16
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,293	you’re like one of them normal people who claim to be very weird and out there but have no radar when someones been doing a bit for months
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,293

03-27-2021, 06:18 PM	#17
Bravoie Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 4,713	With so much uncertainty in gen pop, I would prefer the simplicity of solitary or better yet a comfy transfer to a state mental institution. But convincing them you're "crazy" and unfit for normal prison would be the tricky part. Regular old 3dmm-style autism in and of itself won't cut it, would need to get on that next level teulan shit
Bravoie Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 4,713

03-27-2021, 06:23 PM	#18
Mr Mong Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 4,293	A mental asylum makes a lot more sense than a prison to be honest.
Mr Mong Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 4,293

03-27-2021, 07:46 PM	#19
Anthropophagus Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,997	No mental illness bail tactic. This is like one of those South American prisons where they don't care and you're just stuck there amongst everyone else with no treatment. I'll allow solitary. 23 hours locked up, and an hour a day in a yard, alone. Only catch is that Yamles comes by and farts through the hatch for serving meals 2-3 times a day, unexpectedly. It will scare you at some point.

03-27-2021, 07:48 PM	#20
Anthropophagus Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,997	After years of solitary, the sound and warm smell of those farts would be your only friend. You'd hope that she ate something rich or exotic so that the smell is pungent and lingers. On the days when the fart doesn't stink, you'd be really disappointed and waiting impatiently until the next one.

03-27-2021, 11:31 PM	#22
Anthropophagus Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,997	Calling someone a cuck and then needing another guy to beat the so called "cuck" up, like common city blacks. Hilarious.

03-27-2021, 11:36 PM	#23
Kane Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 1,096	Nonono, he needs me to have his back. Learn to read, cuck
Kane Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 1,096

03-27-2021, 11:44 PM	#24
Anthropophagus Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,997	It's immaterial to the point, that you're both weak cucks who require one another to beat up the stronger, superior man. This plot would be sniffed out by me days earlier. When you enter my cell to do the deed, you're actually walking into a trap that ends with ass fucking consequences.

03-27-2021, 11:47 PM	#25
Kane Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 1,096	If 3dmm.com turned into a prison you'd be my bitch, Sapone. I'd spank your little ass in the canteen at chow and steal your pudding.
Kane Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 1,096