She's a Dime, he's a dog.

Evan · 11-15-2019, 11:30 PM

Hey guys, I'm offering my book of poetry free (the digital version) on amazon this week.

She's a dime, he's a dog.

A paper back copy is available, i make only about 2.50 off of that. Also, just downloading a copy of the digital one, will help my book rise in rank, and will help it get a bit more visibility.
please, someone post this to reddit for me? you can claim the karma.

topztehboi · 11-04-2020, 02:16 PM

topztehboi · 11-13-2020, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evan

Hey guys, I'm offering my book of poetry free (the digital version) on amazon this week.

She's a dime, he's a dog.

A paper back copy is available, i make only about 2.50 off of that. Also, just downloading a copy of the digital one, will help my book rise in rank, and will help it get a bit more visibility.
please, someone post this to reddit for me? you can claim the karma.

ive had the title in my head for days plz help

Dungeon Snake · 11-13-2020, 10:46 PM

Damn.... Evan is jokerpilling the youth

Bown · 11-14-2020, 12:57 AM

No wonder Evan snapped when nobody replied to his poetry book thread for a fucking year

Old Rivers · 11-14-2020, 05:27 AM

Why does this thread have the orange/yellow 3dmm logo? I thought that was only for threads that had at least five pages.

topztehboi · 11-14-2020, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Old Rivers

Why does this thread have the orange/yellow 3dmm logo? I thought that was only for threads that had at least five pages.

it becomes orange and yellow once it has more than 100 replies or 2500 views

Bobby Swisha · 11-14-2020, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Old Rivers

Why does this thread have the orange/yellow 3dmm logo? I thought that was only for threads that had at least five pages.

cus the poems are FYAHHH

Evan · 11-15-2020, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Bown

No wonder Evan snapped when nobody replied to his poetry book thread for a fucking year

ahhahhaha I don't care. I wrote a lot of poetry and I just took all that I had and put it in a book , more for personal posterity, I suppose. I didn't really market it at all. so. I probably sold 50 copies. I was going to open mic's before covid.

Kane · 11-14-2020, 06:29 AM

A lot of serial killers write poems

Hermes · 11-14-2020, 04:56 PM

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

I'm going to kill you, nothing personal.

Mr Mong · 11-15-2020, 03:01 PM

Has anyone actually read them?

Evan · 11-15-2020, 04:59 PM

here is my favorite one.

this life
so strange...
so few words..
explain the exchange..
when i think of you...
i wonder why i cant break the chain...
shackled to the wall inside of my brain...
shadows on the wall, explain their pain...
it's a dimly lit picture show...
dimly lit world, ill never know..
like an outsider..
in another dimension...
where i'm right beside her.
but i can't get her attention
a world of cartoon images.
where the frame rates been limited
im outside of time
but times not unlimited

Plopilpy · 11-15-2020, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Evan

but times not unlimited

Evan foretold the legend of FunnyTimesRoblox

Dungeon Snake · 11-15-2020, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evan

here is my favorite one.

this life
so strange...
so few words..
explain the exchange..
when i think of you...
i wonder why i cant break the chain...
shackled to the wall inside of my brain...
shadows on the wall, explain their pain...
it's a dimly lit picture show...
dimly lit world, ill never know..
like an outsider..
in another dimension...
where i'm right beside her.
but i can't get her attention
a world of cartoon images.
where the frame rates been limited
im outside of time
but times not unlimited

damn Rest in Power chester bennington

Mr Mong · 11-15-2020, 05:00 PM

I might buy one just so i have a 3dmmer book.
I've spent too much on frivolities this week tho already. Maybe when i next get payed.

Mr Mong · 11-15-2020, 05:00 PM

Edit. Sorry glitched double post

Evan · 11-15-2020, 05:03 PM

it was very much an experiment to see if I could publish something on amazon and actually sell more than one copy, which I did. It makes me want to try and write a novella or something short. try and get my feet wet into writing fiction. i dunno. it's just hard to focus/write. im more of "idea" guy

Plopilpy · 11-15-2020, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Evan

a world of cartoon images.
where the frame rates been limited

OH SWEET FLIPPING FUCKS YOU GENIUS

Evan · 11-15-2020, 05:04 PM

hehehe 3dmm references even in the poems. gotta love that.

topztehboi · 11-15-2020, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Evan

hehehe 3dmm references even in the poems. gotta love that.

11-15-2019, 11:30 PM	#1
Evan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,819	She's a Dime, he's a dog. Hey guys, I'm offering my book of poetry free (the digital version) on amazon this week. She's a dime, he's a dog. A paper back copy is available, i make only about 2.50 off of that. Also, just downloading a copy of the digital one, will help my book rise in rank, and will help it get a bit more visibility. please, someone post this to reddit for me? you can claim the karma.
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Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,740	No wonder Evan snapped when nobody replied to his poetry book thread for a fucking year
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Mr Mong Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 4,293	Has anyone actually read them?
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11-15-2020, 04:59 PM	#13
Evan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,819	here is my favorite one. this life so strange... so few words.. explain the exchange.. when i think of you... i wonder why i cant break the chain... shackled to the wall inside of my brain... shadows on the wall, explain their pain... it's a dimly lit picture show... dimly lit world, ill never know.. like an outsider.. in another dimension... where i'm right beside her. but i can't get her attention a world of cartoon images. where the frame rates been limited im outside of time but times not unlimited
Evan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,819

11-15-2020, 05:00 PM	#16
Mr Mong Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 4,293	I might buy one just so i have a 3dmmer book. I've spent too much on frivolities this week tho already. Maybe when i next get payed.
Mr Mong Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 4,293

11-15-2020, 05:03 PM	#18
Evan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,819	it was very much an experiment to see if I could publish something on amazon and actually sell more than one copy, which I did. It makes me want to try and write a novella or something short. try and get my feet wet into writing fiction. i dunno. it's just hard to focus/write. im more of "idea" guy
Evan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,819

11-15-2020, 05:04 PM	#20
Evan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,819	hehehe 3dmm references even in the poems. gotta love that.
Evan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,819