Donald Trump cracks me up. - Page 12

Old Rivers · 09-17-2015, 11:04 PM

he smoked pot in high school though, which is cool.

Izak MD · 07:02 PM

yeah ok, news flash. everyone did. he admits it because he's a tryhard who wants to get cool points. and when fucken rand paul was like "well, someone here smoked pot in high school, but i don't want to say....." in order to make a point about drug war hypocrisy or whatever, he was eagerly like "it was me, rand! i did it!"

honestly i thought rand was making some sort of halfhearted insult to that ben carson guy, but you know, whatever. awesome, jeb bush. way cool, bro.

edit: additional note -- http://www.nationalreview.com/corner...g-david-french

she sure sucks as a public speaker, but i think i might actually be OK with ann coulter on twitter

Rabid Dinosaur · 09-18-2015, 07:50 PM

lmao at that high-five

Bobby Swisha · 09-18-2015, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Izak MD

she sure sucks as a public speaker, but i think i might actually be OK with ann coulter on twitter

you're ok with her on twitter? ann coulter has long been probably the most racist and homophobic person in our mainstream. she was a staunch Bush defender. you're essentially saying you're ok with somebody from Bush's neo-con circle...on twitter.

Bobby Swisha · 09-18-2015, 08:14 PM

actually I do sort of agree with some of these tweets (not the one about Jews)

https://www.yahoo.com/tv/s/ann-coult...185424352.html

but even a broken clock is right twice a day

Izak MD · 09-18-2015, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobby Swisha

you're ok with her on twitter? ann coulter has long been probably the most racist and homophobic person in our mainstream. she was a staunch Bush defender. you're essentially saying you're ok with somebody from Bush's neo-con circle...on twitter.

correct, because twitter didn't exist in the bush regime

Bobby Swisha · 09-18-2015, 08:38 PM

I think you might be a neocon, bro.

Izak MD · 09-18-2015, 08:39 PM

my secret identity finally revealed!

Izak MD · 09-29-2015, 05:15 PM

"Not that 2% stuff!"

i cant think of a better ad to demonstrate how completely and utterly meaningless it is to be a republican in the year 2015

Shaun · 09-29-2015, 05:48 PM

He turned four percent, and made it, four percent.

Evil Ash · 09-29-2015, 06:24 PM

Wait... that's not a parody video? Hahaha.

Slime · 09-29-2015, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun

He turned four percent, and made it, four percent.

im confused. what does this mean? are they saying his particular 4% matters more than other 4%s because his involves jobs? that would be ridiculous so i assume that's not it, but i can't figure out what else it would mean

Shaun · 09-29-2015, 08:18 PM

We'll all learn the significance and value of 4% of something in an abstract sense. Thanks to Jebby

Izak MD · 09-29-2015, 08:20 PM

it's just jeb being jeb!

Phil Williamson · 09-29-2015, 09:49 PM

lhh @ trying to make 4% seem like a lot by doing things like showing a phone with 4% battery left. that makes 4% seem like nothing!

Izak MD · 09-29-2015, 10:11 PM

it's a rhetorically tortuous ad. at first it's like "4% is nothing! you won't get your jump shot, you stupid fuck!" but then it's like "but jeb makes 4% something GREAT!"

it basically acknowledges the futility of its own message and foregrounds the ad with that acknowledgment.

i remember some jeb speech a couple months ago where he was blatantly admitting that in order for his 4% growth plan to work, americans would have to work harder, like do longer hours and everything. he actually said this!

it's pretty amazing to watch jeb drive himself into the ground in such a fashion

it isn't that the GOP needs trump. it's more that the GOP deserves trump.

Phil Williamson · 09-29-2015, 10:14 PM

oh haha whoops I managed to misunderstand this dumb ad. still dumb though!

Izak MD · 09-29-2015, 10:18 PM

my favorite part about the ad is that it promotes an arbitrary number by attacking a smaller arbitrary number

"fuck that 2% bullshit! and fuck 3, too, while we're at it! oh, and 1??? 1?!?!??!?!?! get the fuck outta here!"

Bobby Swisha · 09-30-2015, 02:54 AM

Jesterfoot · 09-30-2015, 04:44 AM

I can't wait for all of the jokes when he eventually reaches 4% in the polls

Andres · 09-30-2015, 02:29 PM

i hadn't really seen or heard jeb bush until this election. i just heard of him as george w bush's smarter brother or something, like 'the good one' that should have been president instead of him. and people were like, angry that because george w bush was so bad, jeb wouldn't be able to run for president.

he is dumber than george w bush, incredibly worse at campaigning than george w bush, and looks like he has fuckin downs syndrome. it is amazing.

Andres · 09-30-2015, 02:38 PM

http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/p...ies_040213.pdf

i know it's probably a joke answer but i love that 5% of Obama voters claim to believe he's the anti-christ when asked about it.

OmniromX · 10-10-2015, 05:55 AM

Hilarious part of second debate:

Bobby Swisha · 10-10-2015, 06:19 PM

Rand Paul is the only half-decent person in the GOP. Too bad they won't give him the votes.

Shaun · 10-10-2015, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andres

he is dumber than george w bush, incredibly worse at campaigning than george w bush, and looks like he has fuckin downs syndrome. it is amazing.

I see that he is worse at campaigning. Why do you think he is dumber? He's not too different from any of the other GOP candidates.

09-18-2015, 05:36 PM	#277
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877	yeah ok, news flash. everyone did. he admits it because he's a tryhard who wants to get cool points. and when fucken rand paul was like "well, someone here smoked pot in high school, but i don't want to say....." in order to make a point about drug war hypocrisy or whatever, he was eagerly like "it was me, rand! i did it!" honestly i thought rand was making some sort of halfhearted insult to that ben carson guy, but you know, whatever. awesome, jeb bush. way cool, bro. edit: additional note -- http://www.nationalreview.com/corner...g-david-french she sure sucks as a public speaker, but i think i might actually be OK with ann coulter on twitter
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877	Last edited by Izak MD : 09-18-2015 at 07:02 PM.

09-18-2015, 08:39 PM	#283
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877	my secret identity finally revealed!
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877

09-29-2015, 05:15 PM	#284
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877	"Not that 2% stuff!" i cant think of a better ad to demonstrate how completely and utterly meaningless it is to be a republican in the year 2015
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877

09-29-2015, 05:48 PM	#285
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	He turned four percent, and made it, four percent.
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881

09-29-2015, 06:24 PM	#286
Evil Ash Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,534	Wait... that's not a parody video? Hahaha.
Evil Ash Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,534

09-17-2015, 11:04 PM	#276
Old Rivers Super Moderator Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 6,998	he smoked pot in high school though, which is cool.

09-18-2015, 07:50 PM	#278
Rabid Dinosaur Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 14,894	lmao at that high-five

09-18-2015, 08:14 PM	#280
Bobby Swisha Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 46,029	actually I do sort of agree with some of these tweets (not the one about Jews) https://www.yahoo.com/tv/s/ann-coult...185424352.html but even a broken clock is right twice a day

09-18-2015, 08:38 PM	#282
Bobby Swisha Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 46,029	I think you might be a neocon, bro.

09-29-2015, 08:18 PM	#288
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	We'll all learn the significance and value of 4% of something in an abstract sense. Thanks to Jebby
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881

09-29-2015, 08:20 PM	#289
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877	it's just jeb being jeb!
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877

09-29-2015, 09:49 PM	#290
Phil Williamson Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 16,900	lhh @ trying to make 4% seem like a lot by doing things like showing a phone with 4% battery left. that makes 4% seem like nothing!

09-29-2015, 10:11 PM	#291
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877	it's a rhetorically tortuous ad. at first it's like "4% is nothing! you won't get your jump shot, you stupid fuck!" but then it's like "but jeb makes 4% something GREAT!" it basically acknowledges the futility of its own message and foregrounds the ad with that acknowledgment. i remember some jeb speech a couple months ago where he was blatantly admitting that in order for his 4% growth plan to work, americans would have to work harder, like do longer hours and everything. he actually said this! it's pretty amazing to watch jeb drive himself into the ground in such a fashion it isn't that the GOP needs trump. it's more that the GOP deserves trump.
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877

09-29-2015, 10:14 PM	#292
Phil Williamson Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 16,900	oh haha whoops I managed to misunderstand this dumb ad. still dumb though!

09-29-2015, 10:18 PM	#293
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877	my favorite part about the ad is that it promotes an arbitrary number by attacking a smaller arbitrary number "fuck that 2% bullshit! and fuck 3, too, while we're at it! oh, and 1??? 1?!?!??!?!?! get the fuck outta here!"
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877

09-30-2015, 02:54 AM	#294
Bobby Swisha Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 46,029

09-30-2015, 04:44 AM	#295
Jesterfoot Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 7,470	I can't wait for all of the jokes when he eventually reaches 4% in the polls

09-30-2015, 02:29 PM	#296
Andres Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,797	i hadn't really seen or heard jeb bush until this election. i just heard of him as george w bush's smarter brother or something, like 'the good one' that should have been president instead of him. and people were like, angry that because george w bush was so bad, jeb wouldn't be able to run for president. he is dumber than george w bush, incredibly worse at campaigning than george w bush, and looks like he has fuckin downs syndrome. it is amazing.
Andres Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,797

09-30-2015, 02:38 PM	#297
Andres Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,797	http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/p...ies_040213.pdf i know it's probably a joke answer but i love that 5% of Obama voters claim to believe he's the anti-christ when asked about it.
Andres Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,797

10-10-2015, 05:55 AM	#298
OmniromX Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 824	Hilarious part of second debate:
OmniromX Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 824

10-10-2015, 06:19 PM	#299
Bobby Swisha Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 46,029	Rand Paul is the only half-decent person in the GOP. Too bad they won't give him the votes.

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