My IP has been banned. Again

ShockerDayz · 03-13-2015, 07:23 PM

Please unban me. I have absolutely nothing wrong. Why is my IP constantly being banned for no reason. I don't understand.

Cubert · 03-13-2015, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Cubert

ok

GENTLEMEN START YOUR BETTING

- 2/1 it's Red, thinking at this point "well why the fuck not"
- I'll go 3/1 it's Clinton, using some newfangled de-autism-ifier web translator
- If you're feeling lucky 8/1 it's Me/Rory/Ben/Jack/Patrick/Dan/Peter/Video Game Guy (unlikely)/BASICALLY WHOEVER IS FRESH SIMON doing this as a double-twist-ending bonus
- If you're feeling VERY SAUCY I'll do 42/1 it's Tony Clay, in an elaborate "I was first to reply then edit it out to fuel the mystery" hoax*
- For the brave as a ballsack sack-whackers 10,000/1 Digital Taco lives and his new name is ShockerDayz
- NO DICE ALL BETS ARE OFF 0/0 - it's just some dude who with a well gay router or some shit

*For the record....Tony I don't think it was you, I'm just playing around. This is obviously totally unnecessary to say but the "someone tried to say I was schizophrenic" post you did in your AMA or whatever reminded me of when I got drug-induced psychosis once; and then writing this bit, I realised how weird I'd feel if someone made this gag while I was like how I was in those days when I got all high and super super paranoid. So... obv. totes. not necessary but yeah it's cool

U AINT ESCAPIN PLACE YUR BETS

edit: if the no-batter bet that you're just a regular guy with random internet problems is actually right, then... sorry for my bizarre behavior & welcome to 3dmm.com!

ShockerDayz · 03-13-2015, 08:19 PM

Come on guys. I am not who you say I am. Btw did you ban the IPs of all these users? Like Clinton and whatnot.

Eukos · 03-13-2015, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by ShockerDayz

Come on guys. I am not who you say I am. Btw did you ban the IPs of all these users? Like Clinton and whatnot.

Tony Clay · 03-13-2015, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ShockerDayz

Come on guys. I am not who you say I am.

So who are you?

Red Scorpion · 03-13-2015, 08:34 PM

well why the fuck not?

ShockerDayz · 03-13-2015, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Tony Clay

So who are you?

Someone else? I'm not giving my real name on the internet.

ShockerDayz · 03-13-2015, 08:39 PM

Is helping people not in your nature or something. Do you not want more users on your site?

Tony Clay · 03-13-2015, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by ShockerDayz

Someone else? I'm not giving my real name on the internet.

What is the USER NAME that is ip banned was my question.

ShockerDayz · 03-13-2015, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Tony Clay

What is the USER NAME that is ip banned was my question.

Excellent question! It was never a username to begin with. One day I wanted to go on 3dmm.com outside of an account (Which I never even had because I had no use for one) and it said on the main screen that my IP was banned and it told me to contact the administrator which I am to no avail unfortunately.

THEN! I created an account called ShockerDayz (which I came up with on the top of my head) and I complained about it using a proxy to access the site.

Tony Clay · 03-13-2015, 08:52 PM

Not buying it.

ShockerDayz · 03-13-2015, 08:56 PM

Okay what will happen if you unban me. Seriously go ahead and do it. I am not going to do anything. I am only interested in the mods.

Okay just tell me what catastrophic things other users have done that has made you like this.

Bown · 03-13-2015, 08:59 PM

Dude, we don't want ISIS recruiters on the board. Come on.

Bown · 03-13-2015, 09:00 PM

None of us are going to Syria. Maybe Tony Clay if you're persuasive enough.

Tony Clay · 03-13-2015, 09:05 PM

What's that, Bown? I'm on a plane going there right now. I hear ISIS really is down with the Autistic community. Can't wait to wave a flag! And, they say they can get me unlimited Taco Bell.

In conclusion, fuck you guys, Syria here I come.

Oh yes, miss, I believe I will have some wine!

Eukos · 03-13-2015, 09:07 PM

Oh my god, this is one giant misunderstanding!

We of 3dmm.com are so sorry ShockerDayz, but your unique IP address has been selected at random! We at 3dmm.com pick a random IP address from the wide public IPv4 spectrum to ban (because we totally have nothing else to do!) and it just happens to be yours. Twice.
Sorry, again! But you see, we could never predict that if we picked one from 3,706,452,992 addresses, one of them will eventually be from a person who happens to browse an obscure forum with like 50 active people and doesn't know how to obtain a new IP address!

ShockerDayz · 03-13-2015, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Tony Clay

What's that, Bown? I'm on a plane going there right now. I hear ISIS really is down with the Autistic community. Can't wait to wave a flag! And, they say they can get me unlimited Taco Bell.

In conclusion, fuck you guys, Syria here I come.

Oh yes, miss, I believe I will have some wine!

You're just kidding right?

Tony Clay · 03-13-2015, 09:09 PM

Nope. I just landed. Can't wait to ride in one of their famous trucks.

ShockerDayz · 03-13-2015, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Eukos

Oh my god, this is one giant misunderstanding!

We of 3dmm.com are so sorry ShockerDayz, but your unique IP address has been selected at random! We at 3dmm.com pick a random IP address from the wide public IPv4 spectrum to ban (because we totally have nothing else to do!) and it just happens to be yours. Twice.
Sorry, again! But you see, we could never predict that if we picked one from 3,706,452,992 addresses, one of them will eventually be from a person who happens to browse an obscure forum with like 50 active people and doesn't know how to obtain a new IP address!

A SIGN OF HUMANITY!!!! Thank you very much sir. Thanks for helping.

Tony Clay · 03-13-2015, 09:11 PM

God I'm so bored by this now.

ShockerDayz · 03-13-2015, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Eukos

Oh my god, this is one giant misunderstanding!

We of 3dmm.com are so sorry ShockerDayz, but your unique IP address has been selected at random! We at 3dmm.com pick a random IP address from the wide public IPv4 spectrum to ban (because we totally have nothing else to do!) and it just happens to be yours. Twice.
Sorry, again! But you see, we could never predict that if we picked one from 3,706,452,992 addresses, one of them will eventually be from a person who happens to browse an obscure forum with like 50 active people and doesn't know how to obtain a new IP address!

So unban then?

ShockerDayz · 03-13-2015, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Tony Clay

God I'm so bored by this now.

Alright well I don't know if they are gonna unban or not. But it's been nice talking to you. My apologies if I said anything hurtful.

Best regards

Bown · 03-13-2015, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Tony Clay

What's that, Bown? I'm on a plane going there right now. I hear ISIS really is down with the Autistic community. Can't wait to wave a flag! And, they say they can get me unlimited Taco Bell.

In conclusion, fuck you guys, Syria here I come.

Oh yes, miss, I believe I will have some wine!

ffs not again. COME BACK TONY.

anyone got tony's caregiver's number?

Cubert · 03-13-2015, 10:10 PM

man this thread = clusterfuck all bets off

Space Goat · 03-13-2015, 10:21 PM

PM me your real IP so I can look into it. Otherwise, I have no information to go on.

03-13-2015, 07:23 PM	#1
ShockerDayz Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2014 Posts: 19	My IP has been banned. Again Please unban me. I have absolutely nothing wrong. Why is my IP constantly being banned for no reason. I don't understand.
ShockerDayz Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2014 Posts: 19

03-13-2015, 08:19 PM	#3
ShockerDayz Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2014 Posts: 19	Come on guys. I am not who you say I am. Btw did you ban the IPs of all these users? Like Clinton and whatnot.
ShockerDayz Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2014 Posts: 19

03-13-2015, 08:34 PM	#6
Red Scorpion Banned Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 4,229	well why the fuck not?
Red Scorpion Banned Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 4,229

03-13-2015, 08:39 PM	#8
ShockerDayz Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2014 Posts: 19	Is helping people not in your nature or something. Do you not want more users on your site?
ShockerDayz Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2014 Posts: 19

03-13-2015, 08:52 PM	#11
Tony Clay Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 2,583	Not buying it.
Tony Clay Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 2,583

03-13-2015, 08:56 PM	#12
ShockerDayz Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2014 Posts: 19	Okay what will happen if you unban me. Seriously go ahead and do it. I am not going to do anything. I am only interested in the mods. Okay just tell me what catastrophic things other users have done that has made you like this.
ShockerDayz Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2014 Posts: 19

03-13-2015, 08:59 PM	#13
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,740	Dude, we don't want ISIS recruiters on the board. Come on.
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,740

03-13-2015, 09:00 PM	#14
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,740	None of us are going to Syria. Maybe Tony Clay if you're persuasive enough.
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,740

03-13-2015, 09:05 PM	#15
Tony Clay Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 2,583	What's that, Bown? I'm on a plane going there right now. I hear ISIS really is down with the Autistic community. Can't wait to wave a flag! And, they say they can get me unlimited Taco Bell. In conclusion, fuck you guys, Syria here I come. Oh yes, miss, I believe I will have some wine!
Tony Clay Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 2,583

03-13-2015, 09:07 PM	#16
Eukos Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 3,133	Oh my god, this is one giant misunderstanding! We of 3dmm.com are so sorry ShockerDayz, but your unique IP address has been selected at random! We at 3dmm.com pick a random IP address from the wide public IPv4 spectrum to ban (because we totally have nothing else to do!) and it just happens to be yours. Twice. Sorry, again! But you see, we could never predict that if we picked one from 3,706,452,992 addresses, one of them will eventually be from a person who happens to browse an obscure forum with like 50 active people and doesn't know how to obtain a new IP address!
Eukos Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 3,133

03-13-2015, 09:09 PM	#18
Tony Clay Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 2,583	Nope. I just landed. Can't wait to ride in one of their famous trucks.
Tony Clay Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 2,583

03-13-2015, 09:11 PM	#20
Tony Clay Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 2,583	God I'm so bored by this now.
Tony Clay Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 2,583

03-13-2015, 10:10 PM	#24
Cubert Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,990	man this thread = clusterfuck all bets off
Cubert Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,990

03-13-2015, 10:21 PM	#25
Space Goat Administrator Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 6,042	PM me your real IP so I can look into it. Otherwise, I have no information to go on.