Drunk Chain Movie 3: Saving Bongo from the Mountain

The 3rd installment of the Drunk Chain Movie. Watch in horror as your favourite movie directors display an even greater inability at making good movies.

WARNING: If you watch this with earphones, be cautious of how high you have the volume. As this movie features an abundance of loud noises/smooth jazz.

Directed by:

Scatterbrain
Ben Rice
Cubert
Phil Williamson
Old Rivers
Trooper
Roadkill Dave
Dominator Dan

[Broken Pencil]

it's finally here! downloading.

[Ben Rice]

you seriously should not be watching this movie

[Trooper]

Holy shit. It's finished? Fantastic!

[Cubert]

YOUUUUUTUBE

Edit: should clarify to broken pencil, I commented to someone ages ago that like, this movie would contain stuff not suitable for someone your age, then joked that ”haha we should have character turn to camera and be like 'this isn't suitable for you, BROKEN PENCIL. " joke started as that and, as drunkards will, we ran with it. Don't take anything in this too personally!

[Roadkill Dave]

Originally Posted by Broken Pencil

it's finally here! downloading.

lol

[Broken Pencil]

I watched it up until phils part. I watched all of the second (not first), yet I didn't want to finish this. Anyways, it was hilarious. My favourite part was when Ben had to follow valentines nose, and all of cuberts part.

[Old Rivers]

haha wow i thought this was far from completion! downloading now!

[Ben Rice]

hahaha oh my fucking GOD that was amazing. i don't think i've ever cried with laughter so much watching a 3dmm movie, nor been genuinely SHOCKED by some of the content (RORY). everyone was amazing in this it's so hard to pick a favourite part. will do a full review later for sure though, i loved this so much.

someone get all our names in the directors list!

[Broken Pencil]

Okay, that's just complete asshollery.
EDIT: oh yeah, this is the drunk chain movie. Surely you don't think I'm a cunt.

[Dustin Guest]

I think they do. And don't call them Shirley. AHAHAHAHA! HOW GREAT IS THE MOVIE AIRPLANE?!

[Broken Pencil]

Don't call me shirley.
anyone? anyone?

[Old Rivers]

haha that was amazing!! man, i'm basically echoing ben rice here, cause i don't think i've ever been more amused AND horrified by a movie. all the parts were hilarious, but in such different tones. i'm going to rewatch this and then post individual reviews/thoughts.

[Roadkill Dave]

thoughts: everyone did a great job, I remember crying with laughter at some parts the first time I watched it. few of my favourite parts:

the picture of patrick getting shot in the head in 'precious memories'
pretty much all of the freestyler bit
BIGGEST GUN EVER
valentine falling in the shit and what he says afterwards
'put your penis away for god sake'
SLAM DUNK
bongo flying
the ending shot (probably the hardest I've ever laughed at a 3dmm movie)

but yeah, really funny.

[Broken Pencil]

Also ben do you still have the texture for the broken pencil's a cunt thing? I kinda want to put it on some other actors.

[Old Rivers]

all the parts:

Scatterbrain (first part) - funny in how frustrating it is, especially for ben rice to follow, hence the entire first half of the movie.

Ben Rice (first part) - the exchange between valentine and bongo is my favorite bit of this part. it's prolonged scenes of dialogue that really show levels of intoxication in these movies. the voice acting is hilarious too. the way bongo says "oooooh, something tells me our next mystery is going to be REALLY DELICIOUS!!" made me laugh a ton.

Cubert (first part) - a continuous flow of sound, shapes, and colors. so much shit going on, and yet all the 'important' stuff gets across. the 'jungal jungal jungal' thing was great, although wasn't that repeated from the second drunk chain movie? anyway, the quick delivery of dialogue and sounds and everything, i thought was really well done. there are a bunch of great lines go by real quick. "and this is doubley bad because i'm so good at smelling, remember?" was my favorite.

Phil Williamson - The immediate crash landing made me laugh just cause it was so abrupt and sudden. the slow tone and dialogue was a refreshing change from the madness of cubert's bit. the dialogue was funny, in how clearly it showed how confused he was about the plot.

Cubert (second part) - the whole chain of events in this part set to that music creates a really awesome atmosphere. i liked this part probably more than his first part.

Old Rivers - my part includes the first shoutout to broken pencil, which i will now explain: while working on this movie i was also chatting in the 3dmm group chat, in which some one mentioned that it would be a good idea to give a shoutout to broken pencil. i said i would do that, but i never actually remembered what the shoutout was supposed to say. all i remembered was that will malty kept being mentioned in the chat, and then there was also something about a wedding and also making a website, so i guess i just combined all of that into Broken Pencil making a website for Will Maltby's wedding.

Trooper - at this point, i can't even follow the plot sober, so trooper's recap was a good start, so was his simplification of the plot into the HELP BONGO phase of the movie. the calling dan and patrick scene was a hilarious idea. i don't think anything like that has been done in a 3d movie before. the "hooray!!" bit, followed by the victory song was one of my favorite parts of the entire movie.

Scatterbrain (second part) - hahahaha the broken pencil voice was perfect! and then the reaction, jesus christ that was terrifying!! those retextured versions of the baby and ben rice's face were very well done. and then the CASE FOR BROKEN PENCIL bit, oh my god. you had definitely mentioned that part a lot before the movie was released, so i was waiting for that. still got me by surprise. i think i was actually turning up the volume over as valentine got quieter. perfectly executed.

Roadkill Dave (first part) - i love the idea that misty city is the CAPITAL OF EARTH. the dialogue was all great, and the everything gets even better after ben rice shows up. having escalating jazz music as a builder for tension was brilliant. it seems like all of the funniest stuff in this movie is related to making things way too loud.

Ben Rice (second part) - the voices you gave the aliens were great, so was broken pencil's. the one line he gave and the way/speed he gets killed made me die of laughter. the reaction of everyone in the no-singing restaurant was great too. the DRONED/STRUNK thing i thought was brilliant, i commend you for that invention.

Roadkill Dave (second part) - this part features the best voice acting, in my opinion. ben rice's speech was delivered very well. and then him going "IT NOOOT FAIIIIR" was so convincing, i couldn't stop laughing. the reconstruction of the mall default scene was very creative. the team intros with the singing was one of my favorite things in the movie. very good, although horrifying, part.

Dan - an excellent conclusion to everything. the music was well chosen, and the credits were funny. also, that last frame of bongo, man. terrific stuff.

well done, drunkards!

[Ben Rice]

Originally Posted by Broken Pencil

Also ben do you still have the texture for the broken pencil's a cunt thing? I kinda want to put it on some other actors.

I didn't make it

aight, AIGHT. full review time. I'm tanked up and got my dinner cooking, let's DO IT.

SCATTERBRAIN: despite the ten second load of BULLSHIT he gave me, gotta give the man credit for basically driving the whole movie with what he made. KUDOS.

ME: so at the time the intro Patrick gave me led to the angry idea of me hunting him down, though I only intended for that to be a one off sorta skit for my piece as I introduced what I intended to be the MAIN story with bongo and valentine. clearly though that didn't stick.

CUBERT: haha I love how you just fully went there in order to match up with your part in the first DCM. the massive callback to your DCM2 JUNGAL bit still makes me laugh and as I've said already you do a mean impression of yours truly. ALSO I'M A VAMPIRE and the abrupt and irrelevant YOU'RE UNDER ARREST are brilliant.

PHIL: I found this funny mostly because it was so quiet and passive in comparison to everyone else in this film. I loved the OH THAT'S RATHER INTERESTING line and the effortless stink lines you added

CUBERT x2: "TAKE ME, TO BEN RICE" is easily my favourite line in this entire movie, even though the response is just as great it's just the way you delivered the former that works so amazingly well

RIVERS: your chair movie jokes worked great, especially Patrick interrupting my monologue. I still crack up at the simplicity of the singing bit (seriously what is that song), the BP bit for all its abruptness is great and of course...I WONDER WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BEN RICE

TROOPER: mate, you've got a hat trick here when it comes to awesome DCM parts. I thought the calling dan and patrick segments were fucking genius and am now surprised it hasn't been done before in a previous movie. this was so great man, especially the ending and the extra long HOORAY which I just HAD to reference in my next bit

SCATTERBRAIN x2: first 10-15 seconds of this is hands down my favourite part of the whole movie. just the sheer INTENSITY put in the whole "do you wanna come outside and play?" scene is so amazing. kinda feels like a 3dmm vine or something, great job man. and the ending hahaha BURN

RORY: kinda reminded me of cuberts bit in the first DCM and that's a really good thing. you had the right idea here man, drunken intensity and lazy dialogue. LOVE IT. "THEN WE WILL DRINK THE JUICE OF COURAGE" and "HELLO MY NAME'S BEN RICE" are certainly moments I won't be forgetting

ME2: kinda lost track of the plot when doing this bit but tried to continue everything happening. haha I had just noticed when making this that the aliens had eyes on the back of their heads, in the spur of the moment I had to make something out of that. as for the broken pencil bit, it's funny cos it's true.

RORY x2: dude. you horrible HORRIBLE man. I was legitimately shocked from watching this. but I still loved it. you absolute fucking twat <3

DON: SLAM DUNK. couldn't help but laugh at billy karate kicking me (twice). you did a great job calling back to the I WONDER WHATEVER HAPPENED bit, suddenly hearing bongo instead made me roar. the last shot, I fucking CRIED laughing, both the imagery and the callback to troopers worms music was so perfect. awesome credits man, just further pushes that we need to do a directors commentary for this movie soon

I keep telling myself I will stop 3dmming but I just know I will ALWAYS be up for another DCM, these things are way too much fun. again, great job everyone, roll on the FOURTH.

10/10

[Broken Pencil]

oh. so whoever made it, please send me the texture.

[Trooper]

Originally Posted by Broken Pencil

Enjoy!

[Scatterbrain]

i am the creator of the above copyrighted t-shirt design and do not grant permission for it to be used elsewhere. i'm wearing one to work tomorrow and don't want its impact diluted.

[Broken Pencil]

Originally Posted by Scatterbrain

i am the creator of the above copyrighted t-shirt design and do not grant permission for it to be used elsewhere. i'm wearing one to work tomorrow and don't want its impact diluted.

hahaha I want a shirt with "broken pencils a cunt" on it!

Originally Posted by Trooper

Enjoy!

Gosh I'm dumb

[Ben Rice]

be sure to wipe the shit off your nose along the way

[Broken Pencil]

ok.

[Scatterbrain]

Originally Posted by Cubert

YOUUUUUTUBE

Come onnnnnn!!

[Trooper]

Don't you two both have 3dmm though?