Rules to 3DMM By

[Oocca]

Originally Posted by Ben Rice

clearly sarcasm is a foreign language to you

also how very clinton of you to only address that one comment and blank every piece of constructive criticism.

Clearly constructive criticism is a foreign language to you, so here's a formatter just so you can understand:

What I liked: (criticism here)

What I disliked: (respectful criticism here)

What you can improve on: (very respectful criticism here)

Instead of:

What I liked: (absolutely nothing because I'm a total ass)

What I disliked: (the worst possible words in the dictionary used in a single sentence)

What you can improve on: (utter bullshit that doesn't apply to the film)

I.E, literally everything that has been said about this film (aside from a select few criticisms)

Originally Posted by Ben Rice

how very clinton of you

Who are you referring to? Bill Clinton has nothing to do with this.

[Oocca]

Originally Posted by Evil Ash

I don't think it was that bad, guys.

The animation was a bit lazy, and the jokes were pretty flat.
I laughed when Winnie the Pooh ate Steve though, just because of how dumb it was.

The third one wasn't really a rule, and felt really rushed and shit.

I mean overall it just felt like a quick, dumb movie nobody should take seriously. That's why I think it's wierd people bashed it so hard. Like... chill out?

The guy said it sucked in the description even.

But yeah Occa I guess you're young and these people ragging on you are young to so this is really just a bunch of kids doing some weird grade school power struggle up in this shit.

Don't take it so seriously if you know the movie was a wank. Reacting to harsh criticism like that just makes you look... kind of pathetic.

So like... chill everybody.

I think you're the only person here who understands where I'm coming from and why I believe the criticism I've been receiving seems very indecent to me. Thank you.

[Dustin Guest]

Originally Posted by Oocca

Bill Clinton has nothing to do with this.

This is the best thing to come out of this thread.


What I'm gathering here is that you don't like the fact that we didn't kiss your ass in reviews. Welcome to 3dmm.com, I guess? Nobody's really required to be nice or respectful towards you. If you made a lame, half-assed movie, you're going to be told you made a lame, half-assed movie. Shut up and try to do better next time.

[Broken Pencil]

Ok, so even though I'm not allowed to say anything like you should just stop making movies if your going to continue this formula, what I can say is build upon anothers formula, or make one that people will admire. I take PAM (pointless action movie) and Deep story as a good example. Check out stuff like 5dmm for PAM's, or Sgt. Steve for deep story (and comedy). I did partially admire this movie in particular because of it's special formula. If you make another one of these, supply it with your voice, make it something like Prof spaz's guide to making a good movie. that was wonderful.

EDIT: seriously though, I feel like one of a few people who hate being hard on people. it makes me feel guilty when I'm hard on others.

[Marko Polo]

Apart from superstrongbad, right?

[Ben Rice]

you newbies should be looking out for each other

[Phil Williamson]

haha I agree with Evil Ash. I didn't think this was very good, but there was no need for the pile-on.

here's an actual rule to 3dmm by, though: the credits should not be almost as long as the whole rest of the movie combined.

[LuNine]

very long credits, could have more rules
you used my mods though so 11/10

i
think

6/10