Rules to 3DMM By

So, I'm back from hell (i.e, not making 3D movies) and I've returned with my newest movie- "Rules to 3DMM By" created by yours truly. Enjoy, and let me know how you feel about my new movie techniques- I actually managed to suck at making movies MORE this time than I ever did with Cow Movie. I think I just like, lost my creative juices, bro.



Enjoy!

[Broken Pencil]

These rules look pretty usless.
4/10 Could have improved on animation quite a bit. Though at some points you did use dynamic animation. Try to also make actual sense, unless its a joke movie.
In that case, 5/10 because it was hilarious about how usless these rules wore.

[Jt Copper]

I spotted at least 8 things that a 3DMMer shouldn't do in that video and that was just in the first 10 seconds of the film.

2.5/10: Would not watch again.

[Dustin Guest]

Yeah, pretty much exactly what Jt said. The whole thing just fell flat. Bad animation, failed attempts at humor, default scenery...just dull.

[Jt Copper]

I just realized he voted his own movie 100%.


Just for that, I am knocking down my vote.

[Broken Pencil]

I just wanted to be nice to him, but heres the truth:
It's horrendous. Even for some guy who just started making movies again, it's still very bad. If your going to make a movie even when you just started again, try to make movies like Marcy the vampire or at home with sam and mike.

[Jt Copper]

Originally Posted by Broken Pencil

try to make movies like Marcy the vampire

[Broken Pencil]

*sets down sign*
"No shitty use of expansions are tolerated on the forum"
That is all you need to know OOCA BOOCA

[Jt Copper]

"Shitty MODS" could be used in anyway he pleases, no one really said anything about it. Hell, IMO using those kinds of MODS in crowded areas like bustling streets are kind of creative, gives the city some kind of color you know?

[Broken Pencil]

yeah, nevermind I was thinking about that video by lunine witch was just AWFUL.

[Jt Copper]

I know right, them witches are pretty horrible.

[Trooper]

Originally Posted by Jt Copper

I spotted at least 8 things that a 3DMMer shouldn't do in that video and that was just in the first 10 seconds of the film.

Hahaha NICE

[Oocca]

Thank you for the wonderful comments and support. Love to come back from a great week to this shit.

By the way, none of you get a cookie.

And I didn't rate it. My younger brother decided to sit at my computer while I was gone and mess with shit (without my permission). So there's no reason to vote it down because of a slight mistake.

Also, I expect you to at least cut me some slack. I spent a lot of time with this movie and considering the fair bit of time I've had not making movies, it's fair to expect lower quality films.

To an extent, I agree that there were some very shitty parts of the movie. I was not satisfied with any part of it whatsoever and I can see there was a lack of foresight upon the release of this film. However, it was not released upon the basis that it would receive bad ratings; it's still a very funny film in retrospect, and if 95% of the people who are here would pull their heads out of their asses, they would see that.

Do me a favour; instead of bitching at me because my movie is not like every other movie on this website, how about you tell me what you liked about the movie? Maybe then you'll get a cookie.

[Jt Copper]

Um, excuse me?

Seriously, do not speak like that here, that post picked up some bad "Clinton" vibes. I have said this with him, I will say it with you, learn how to take criticism like a fucking mature person. Did you honestly expect us to praise any movie you pump out, it does not work like that here. What we are saying isn't anything personal towards you, its your movie. The animation was crap, the jokes wern't funny, it lacked any proof of effort (I can sense when someone puts real effort into things, this movie may not have been the best, but I enjoyed it because it showed he cared enough to work hard on the movie) and honestly it lacked any form of love because you upfront dissed it. If you want to post shit, at least stand by your shit.

I understand I am being a bit sharp here, but I seriously need to hammer on you because of the egotism of that post. You basically said, "I know it was a shitty movie and I dont care. You all must appreciate it and expect nothing more, so quit being stupid on hating it or else Ill be mad at you". Pathetic.

Now as for your other movies like A Cow Movie I was more forgiving because (at the time) you were the youngest member and it was your first movie so I encouraged you to keep going, but by now you should know that people expect something worth thier time. Watch other great movies like 5DMM or NUTS, anything that holds 5 stars, and earned them. Also, you have proved that you can accept criticism normally, when Evil Ash said:

Originally Posted by Evil Ash

Why are you using the cinema scene like that?

Maybe put the cow into some real situations, with backgrounds and scenery.

Try that for Cow Movie 3.

You did just that, and that is good. Just know that if you want some good ratings you have to really pour your heart into a movie you care about and give some effort. I dont care if it takes days to make, just prove that you can take the time to write some funny jokes and make some costom animation and scenery, it will take awhile and it doesn't have to be perfect but just give it 100% and it will get some good feedback I promise. As for this movie, I cant say anything good for it, sorry. It was created for one bored afternoon, you dont have to post everything you make. I am working on 3 different movies and I dont plan on posting any of them, but I do it for the sake of fun.

I will raise my vote though considering you said it wasn't your fault, however I wont untill you move your vote to where you honestly think it should belong. So to conclude, Take critisicm more seriously, put care and effort into your movies, dont post every movie you make (make alot of test movies to practice animation and dont post them, Clinton has this problem and its really bad) and finally dont bitch and moan if the movies you do post get bad feedback.

This post is way too fucking long.

[Jt Copper]

(If any of you skipped all of that I basically said)

Accept helpful critisicm, give your movies some effort, dont post all the movies you make and dont complain when things go your way. etc. etc.

[Nixon]

[Ben Rice]

Originally Posted by Oocca

To an extent, I agree that there were some very shitty parts of the movie. I was not satisfied with any part of it whatsoever and I can see there was a lack of foresight upon the release of this film. However, it was not released upon the basis that it would receive bad ratings; it's still a very funny film in retrospect, and if 95% of the people who are here would pull their heads out of their asses, they would see that.

Do me a favour; instead of bitching at me because my movie is not like every other movie on this website, how about you tell me what you liked about the movie? Maybe then you'll get a cookie.

you can't call your own movie funny if 95% of the people here respectfully disagree with that. there was one thing about this movie i noticed was an improvement over your previous work and that was simply the frame by frame animation looking a lot smoother. however that doesn't take anything away from the fact that this movie was not really that funny or entertaining. like jt copper said, this could have been made in less than an hour.

also it's really not a wise choice to say we're the ones in the wrong here when it comes to whether your movie is good or not. we know what we like. are you seriously telling us that YOU know better than we do?

[Theflyingcar]

Originally Posted by Nickson

A picture of a panda, seems legit.

[James Burgon]

I LIKED IT.

[Video Game Guy]

Originally Posted by Oocca

Thank you for the wonderful comments and support. Love to come back from a great week to this shit.

By the way, none of you get a cookie.

And I didn't rate it. My younger brother decided to sit at my computer while I was gone and mess with shit (without my permission). So there's no reason to vote it down because of a slight mistake.

Also, I expect you to at least cut me some slack. I spent a lot of time with this movie and considering the fair bit of time I've had not making movies, it's fair to expect lower quality films.

To an extent, I agree that there were some very shitty parts of the movie. I was not satisfied with any part of it whatsoever and I can see there was a lack of foresight upon the release of this film. However, it was not released upon the basis that it would receive bad ratings; it's still a very funny film in retrospect, and if 95% of the people who are here would pull their heads out of their asses, they would see that.

Do me a favour; instead of bitching at me because my movie is not like every other movie on this website, how about you tell me what you liked about the movie? Maybe then you'll get a cookie.

"I tried, therefore, no one should criticize me."

Your movie is bad because it just doesn't have anything going for it. None of the "rules" actually provide assistance or help with making movies and are instead really bad jokes that aren't even disguised as legitimate advice. Just because you spent a lot of time on something, it doesn't mean it's gonna be good.

[Jt Copper]

Originally Posted by Video Game Guy

"I tried, therefore, no one should criticize me."

Bullshit, he said he didn't give a shit about any part of the movie he did so I doubt he tried. Anyone, and I mean anyone will care about things they "try" to do.

Though I do get where your going with that so I should shut up now. :x

[Oocca]

Originally Posted by James Burgon

I LIKED IT.

This man has class.

[Ben Rice]

clearly sarcasm is a foreign language to you

also how very clinton of you to only address that one comment and blank every piece of constructive criticism.

[Broken Pencil]

look at Sgt. Steve.

[Evil Ash]

I don't think it was that bad, guys.

The animation was a bit lazy, and the jokes were pretty flat.
I laughed when Winnie the Pooh ate Steve though, just because of how dumb it was.

The third one wasn't really a rule, and felt really rushed and shit.

I mean overall it just felt like a quick, dumb movie nobody should take seriously. That's why I think it's wierd people bashed it so hard. Like... chill out?

The guy said it sucked in the description even.

But yeah Occa I guess you're young and these people ragging on you are young to so this is really just a bunch of kids doing some weird grade school power struggle up in this shit.

Don't take it so seriously if you know the movie was a wank. Reacting to harsh criticism like that just makes you look... kind of pathetic.

So like... chill everybody.