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[Blue Cardboard]

yeah too bad that ben rice isn't attracted to badly animated characters from 1995 being used in your softcore pornography series
shame on you ben

[Samurai Clinton]

Originally Posted by Blue Cardboard

yeah too bad that ben rice isn't attracted to badly animated characters from 1995 being used in your softcore pornography series
shame on you ben

Its not "porn" if its just a lapdance from fully-clothed actors, also CENSOR BOXES also subtract from "meeting the threshold" for the PRON ZONE.

But ya know, I got another list of cities the Suzanne Tour is taking place in:
Capac, MI
Imlay City, MI
Sarnia, Ontario
Lindsay, Ontario
Peterborough, Ontario
Ann Arbor, MI
Kalamazoo, MI
Owosso, MI
Vassar, MI
Akron, OH
Luckey, OH
Cygnet, OH
North Baltimore, OH
Portland, ME

There you have it, more towns to see Suzanne in.

[Ben Rice]

again, NOBODY CARES.

Originally Posted by Blue Cardboard

yeah too bad that ben rice isn't attracted to badly animated characters from 1995 being used in your softcore pornography series
shame on you ben

hahaha

[Broken Pencil]

Haha, wow. This was actually ok (in terms of comedy). Even with Larry Craig's unwanted appearance, I still enjoyed it.

My recommendation would be to release all the movies in one vmm files, with a divider (like a black scene for 5 frames) to divide each movie up.
Or release them all in a zip.

[Ben Rice]

you're not helping broken pencil

[Samurai Clinton]

Originally Posted by Ben Rice

you're not helping broken pencil

I'm glad Pencil enjoyed it! I bet Bonk Boy will laugh when he discovers this!

Originally Posted by Broken Pencil

Haha, wow. This was actually ok (in terms of comedy). Even with Larry Craig's unwanted appearance, I still enjoyed it.

My recommendation would be to release all the movies in one vmm files, with a divider (like a black scene for 5 frames) to divide each movie up.
Or release them all in a zip.

Well, yeah.

I'm glad you enjoyed this dude!

Too bad Ben Rice is displeased by my idiosyncrasies of humor. Suzanne has a hot ass that is worth making more shorts for (could be taken multiple ways).

[Dustin Guest]

NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THOSE PLACES BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING INTERESTING ABOUT THEM. YOUR LAZY, CLUMSY ATTEMPTS AT HUMOR ARE NOT DOING THEM ANY FAVORS.

[Broken Pencil]

Fine, I'll help.
Fart your "pornography" series, Clinton!!111111!
But seriousy, use the power of...
DYNAMIC ANIMATION!!

[Samurai Clinton]

Originally Posted by Dustin Guest

NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THOSE PLACES BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING INTERESTING ABOUT THEM. YOUR LAZY, CLUMSY ATTEMPTS AT HUMOR ARE NOT DOING THEM ANY FAVORS.

Maybe go to Kawkawlin, MI; spend 6 hours there, and see what happens. Then you'd be going north on I-75 toward Mackinaw City, MI; and you'll be checking out a monumental bridge between the Lower Peninsula and Yooperland!



Oh, and here is an awesome and funny song by The Yoopers that I might use in a future Suzanne movie:

Originally Posted by Broken Pencil

Fine, I'll help.
Fart your "pornography" series, Clinton!!111111!
But seriousy, use the power of...
DYNAMIC ANIMATION!!

Maybe when Suzanne: The Movie comes out, it will be more animated!

But right now I am just making shorts as little gimmicks to build up on sketchy humor to channel hyperactive energy into something creative with!

Yeah, its that awkward!

[Dustin Guest]

Clinton. Listen to this. Seriously. Nobody cares. I've lived my entire life around Chicago, where we have some amazing architecture. Some random bridge in Michigan is not interesting to me. And even if it were, it's not like you're going to make some amazingly faithful representation of it. All you do is lazily slap the name of that location over your shitty default scenery. That's ALL you do involving these places.

[Broken Pencil]

I swear, you probably have used Misty city over 100 times now. Stap.

[Theflyingcar]

What's this? A 3DMM movie? or a thread about maps and cities and old ass videos?

[Broken Pencil]

Yes.

[Dustin Guest]

Well, it's a Clinton thread, so...all of those things.

[Broken Pencil]

yeah. that includes at least 1 city name, 1 fake city name, 1 celeb name, 5 songs, and an annoying phrase to make up a clinton post.

[Dustin Guest]

Don't forget selective reading and massive amounts of denial.

[Samurai Clinton]

I'm really seeing responses now!

Suzanne has been an influence thus far.

Originally Posted by Theflyingcar

What's this? A 3DMM movie? or a thread about maps and cities and old ass videos?

This thread is about Suzanne, not just her; but mainly a movie titled that name; Suzi Q is gonna be the name of the 4th movie. Suzi being short, and Q meaning "quad", or four. DOUBLE ENTENDRE

Originally Posted by Dustin Guest

Well, it's a Clinton thread, so...all of those things.

Well well, what we call "Clinton threads" can just have utter shit that I giggle all day about, yeah you guys won't always understand them!

Originally Posted by Broken Pencil

yeah. that includes at least 1 city name, 1 fake city name, 1 celeb name, 5 songs, and an annoying phrase to make up a clinton post.

One city name like Kawkawlin; Scott Depot is not "fake" like you think it is; yeah and songs like "Tom's Diner", "Tenchi Muyo theme", "Suzi Q", "Picard Song", and that one Yoopers song; oh and whatever this annoying phrase is, it is something about Suzanne?

Originally Posted by Dustin Guest

Don't forget selective reading and massive amounts of denial.

I'm not "denying" ego, I'm admitting my inability to be a good movie making person!

I've come to terms to admit that I am just a sorry-ass approach at what we call "movie making".

[Ben Rice]

Originally Posted by Samurai Clinton

I'm not "denying" ego, I'm admitting my inability to be a good movie making person!

I've come to terms to admit that I am just a sorry-ass approach at what we call "movie making".

Originally Posted by Ben Rice

if you're admitting that you cannot change the way you make and present your 3dmm movies than you've made up your own mind already.

if you mean what you just said than you're only proving that it's your choice, not your fault.

[Samurai Clinton]

Too bad Ben Rice doesn't know what its like to be too embarrassed to mention girls to some people, even if the "dating coach" recommends some loser from Pirateville as a possible mate.

We could also backronym Suzanne as "Shitty Urban Zoning And Nauseously Nerdy Entertainment"!

[Ben Rice]

STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT.

all you have to do is PUT SOME EFFORT INTO YOUR MOVIES. if you're just going to give up before you try and just make 3dmm movies for the sake of them being shit then take it elsewhere clinton, seriously. because we're never going to be interested, nobody is going to like them except you. no-one wants to watch your shitty movies.

[Old Rivers]

Originally Posted by Samurai Clinton

Too bad Ben Rice doesn't know what its like to be too embarrassed to mention girls to some people

nah he probably does.

[Samurai Clinton]

I anticipate as many as 16 Suzanne shorts, or 16 Shorty-Qs to be released.

And ya know, I've come up with the movie title Sweet Suzanne in which will be a play on the phrase "Sweet 16" when the 16th movie gets released!

[Ben Rice]

NO.

[Samurai Clinton]

Originally Posted by Ben Rice

NO.

Bonk Boy might disagree with you too, I get that feeling.

[Samurai Clinton]

I so think that a 3DMM actor similar to this should be released!