(*-*) Suzann3 (*-*) === VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED ===

Oh yeah, I came up with other silly, goofy slimey ideas to hopefully make some laugh!

I placed a promo at the ending credits for shits and giggles!

My god, Larry Craig now makes an appearance!

The first movie took place in Greenville, North Carolina (where some real life Suzanne lives, as well as some rapist pirates); the second movie took place in Dowagiac, Michigan (some city people don't give 2 shits about) and Kawkawlin, Michigan (some obscure city accessed by a stub of freeway just off I-75); and now the third movie takes place in Scott Depot, West Virginia (some weird place just west of Charleston).

[Ben Rice]

please stop.

[Samurai Clinton]

Originally Posted by Ben Rice

please stop.

Now I'm facing a dilemma.

Some users encouraged me to make Suzann(3), so I made this movie to respond to the hype, albeit just a couple users.

I am in this state of shock about such counterintuitive things I've been subjected to, in which I thought it would be a good idea to channel hyperactive energy over moral uncertainty into something creative, and funny!

Yeah, my movies can suck balls because I have a rather weird personality on animating movies. I agree, my movies suck ass!

[Theflyingcar]

Yes, who told you that? Whoever said that is right.
(defending against the "i will say that my movies suck so that you can give positive reactions" shit)

[Ben Rice]

they weren't encouraging you clinton, they were just being sarcastic. you just heard what you WANTED to hear.

again, no more. please.

[Samurai Clinton]

Originally Posted by Theflyingcar

Yes, who told you that? Whoever said that is right.
(defending against the "i will say that my movies suck so that you can give positive reactions" shit)

jaja yeah!

Theflyinhgcar is just one great user. He here knows my good faith for 3DMM.COM projects.

[Samurai Clinton]

Maybe you guys should hear a few different renditions of the song Suzi Q, and you'll see where the name "Suzi Q" came from...

Original Dale Hawkins renition:


CCR cover:


Rolling Stones cover:


Jose Feliciano cover:


Why hell, even the king himself made a live cover (albeit unreleased):


There you have it, thats how much the song was covered like hellfire, and yet some don't give a shit about funny ideas of adding "Q" after names like Susie and similar.

[Dustin Guest]

Nobody cares, Clinton. Nobody but you.

[Samurai Clinton]

Originally Posted by Dustin Guest

Nobody cares, Clinton. Nobody but you.

Every movie of mine is criticized by somebody, even Nickelodeon City which is my most popular movie from 3dmm, as well as my most popular YouTube video.

[Dustin Guest]

Normally that would tell you something about the quality of your work. Not that you'll read or comprehend this in the slightest. You'll probably just suggest how if we listen to a cover of a song from 1952 we'll notice that the song has been covered. Which is not what's being discussed at all. In fact, I bet that's the only thing you'll take away from this post. I mean, I could say literally anything thing right now and you would probably ignore it and go on about Suzy Q or some town you've inexplicably developed a seething hatred for.

Talking to you reminds me of talking to my grandma with severe dementia. You can say just about anything, but she is NOT having the same conversation as you.

[Samurai Clinton]

I feel uneasy about alot of things in life! Sometimes the first thing that comes to mind is the last thing I expect any non-embarrassing moment from mentioning it to my dad.

Even if he knows some loser from Greenville, it still doesn't relieve me of any uneasiness when its mentioned. I have felt rather uneasy about some things.

[Samurai Clinton]

Tenchi Universe is an awesome anime. I thought it'd be funny to use the Tenchi Muyo theme as the opening track for this, and I thought it'd be funny to play the DNA remix of Tom's Diner in this too, by none other than Suzanne Vega, aka MOTHER OF THE MP3.

[Dustin Guest]

You thought wrong.

[Ben Rice]

clinton the sooner you realize that your movies are terrible and that you are considered one of the worst 3dmmers in this community, the sooner you can actually learn something and make decent 3dmm movies.

nobody cares about these aspects of your films but you. you make these films for your OWN amusement, which is fine. but the rest of us here on this website are NOT interested in seeing your 3dmm movies. endlessly changing the subject to something YOU want to talk about when you receive these criticisms is never going to fix that. whether you are choosing to ignore this or are completely oblivious to the reality of your presence here, you really, really need to acknowledge this.

[Jt Copper]

I think there should be a system where any movie posted that gets a certain amount of votes that average lower then some set amount should be removed from the board.

[Dustin Guest]

Well, yeah, Ben, but didn't you know, Suzy Q was covered many times? I mean you can't argue that it hasnt!

[Jt Copper]

I actually humored him for a minute and downloaded it to see how bad it truely was.

I honestly felt my IQ drop because of this.

[Samurai Clinton]

Originally Posted by Ben Rice

clinton the sooner you realize that your movies are terrible and that you are considered one of the worst 3dmmers in this community, the sooner you can actually learn something and make decent 3dmm movies.

nobody cares about these aspects of your films but you. you make these films for your OWN amusement, which is fine. but the rest of us here on this website are NOT interested in seeing your 3dmm movies. endlessly changing the subject to something YOU want to talk about when you receive these criticisms is never going to fix that. whether you are choosing to ignore this or are completely oblivious to the reality of your presence here, you really, really need to acknowledge this.

OKOK! I get it, I make the WORST MOVIES EVER! IM THE WORST 3DMM USER OF ALL TIME! I try to tell you I at least come to those terms to flat-out admit my character defects. What do you think this is: 3DMMers ANONYMOUS? Yeah, grant me the serenity to accept the shit I can't change.

Oh, and I get the feeling you might indict Bonk Boy over similar idiosyncrasies of 3DMMing. I try to give the BENEFIT OF A DOUBT to people who make shitty movies, since all I care about from them is an attitude of respect and compassion for a good cause.

It's like, you see me as somebody trying to give a dead susan flower to somebody and expecting to see it grow. To me, its more like getting a dandelion and expecting people to treat it as a rose.

Originally Posted by Dustin Guest

Well, yeah, Ben, but didn't you know, Suzy Q was covered many times? I mean you can't argue that it hasnt!

Oh yeah, I know that for sure!

If Suzanne had big boobs, shit would hit the fan in some ways, and pirates of Greenville would probably rape her faster than any opportunity for me to see her in person again!

Maybe a movie titled Creep Suzanne should be made, in which that is a funny play on the term Crepe Suzette.

Originally Posted by Jt Copper

I actually humored him for a minute and downloaded it to see how bad it truely was.

I honestly felt my IQ drop because of this.

Yeah, if its that BAD, sometimes its FUNNY!

Bonk Boy will end up watching this and he will see how much admiration I have for his goofy work too! Bonk Boy is the type of user who thinks shitty movies are funny as far as I'm intuitive of it.

I use intuition to determine if something "breaks the pattern", not be set in my ways with an unfaithful indictment of negativity.

[Ben Rice]

you are more than capable of making better 3dmm movies Clinton, your "character defects" have nothing to do with this. if you're admitting that you cannot change the way you make and present your 3dmm movies than you've made up your own mind already. but I am here to tell you that you're wrong. instead of listening or paying attention to what kind of 3dmm movies we like to watch, you're practically TELLING us what we want and convincing yourself that this is the case. you're not even TRYING to consider that nobody is interested in the same things you are.

I have no problem whatsoever with bonk boy. he's a beginner, he's still learning. but unlike you he has shown improvement. you have been using 3dmm for what eight years now, Clinton? you have shown no improvement at all in that time and if you mean what you just said than you're only proving that it's your choice, not your fault.

[Samurai Clinton]

Originally Posted by Ben Rice

you are more than capable of making better 3dmm movies Clinton, your "character defects" have nothing to do with this. if you're admitting that you cannot change the way you make and present your 3dmm movies than you've made up your own mind already. but I am here to tell you that you're wrong. instead of listening or paying attention to what kind of 3dmm movies we like to watch, you're practically TELLING us what we want and convincing yourself that this is the case. you're not even TRYING to consider that nobody is interested in the same things you are.

I have no problem whatsoever with bonk boy. he's a beginner, he's still learning. but unlike you he has shown improvement. you have been using 3dmm for what eight years now, Clinton? you have shown no improvement at all in that time and if you mean what you just said than you're only proving that it's your choice, not your fault.

Ben...

I just have a weirdo idea on what to call "humor", and with this so-called humor, sometimes I think, oh maybe I should make this "movie", and hope a little bit of "humor" will make it be "watchable".

I guess Suzanne 2 and Suzann3 both got "one star", rather than NO STAR AT ALL. In some contexts "one star" can feel like FIVE STARS to one who doesn't even see any stars at all for the most part, in which is my case for 3DMM.COM.

Maybe I should call thses "Shorty Qs", since they are short films about Suzy (Q).

I even came up with the name Suseecue Philgms because I think a funny name like that has a good ring to it!

[Jt Copper]

Actually Clinton, one star is worse then no stars. Stars dont appear until at least three votes come up. Some really great movies and MODS only have 2 or less votes and have no stars, does that make them bad?

[Dustin Guest]

Yes, clinton, but when you're making something, you need to consider whether anyone other than YOU will enjoy it. In your case that rarely, if ever, happens. And having that kind of self-doubt is a good thing. It makes you better, it challenges you to BE better, rather than resting on your laurels because, well, YOU liked it and that's all you care about. That's a mentality the younger kids around here had when they started and had to grow out of. The difference between you and them is that they've been here less than a year. You've been here for the better part of a decade.

You want to make something that's "so bad, it's good" but you lack the talent to do so. You talk as if you're trying to make satire, but you are completely lacking in any sort of ability to do that with any sort of success. You have the subtlety of a fucking atom bomb, and the sense of humor of a ten year old. Not to mention your references are all WAY too old and obscure for anyone to care about. You rant about some fucking town nobody gives a shit about and trot out your tirade as if we're supposed to be saying "OH SHIT! GREENVILLE'S BACK!" Nobody cares. Nobody gives a fuck about Larry Craig, Greenville, or your weird obsession with Suzanne Vega, who has not been relevant since the 90's.

[Samurai Clinton]

Originally Posted by Jt Copper

Actually Clinton, one star is worse then no stars. Stars dont appear until at least three votes come up. Some really great movies and MODS only have 2 or less votes and have no stars, does that make them bad?

When I see mods, I don't give a shit how many stars they have, all I care about is utilizing v3dmm to put more variety in a movie. Variety is the SPICE OF LIFE!

I was thinking that another Suzanne short should take place in Nunica, MI as another town to mention. Here is a list of other towns on the pipeline for this "Suzanne tour" that Luka is on:

Washington Court House, OH
Xenia, OH
Fancy Gap, VA
Nitro, WV
Lebanon, OH
Nevada, OH
Middlesex, NC
Mount Airy, NC (birthplace of Andy Griffith)
Findlay, OH
Fostoria, OH
Escanaba, MI
Cheboygan, MI
Kincheloe, MI
Kinston, NC
Goldsboro, NC
Richards Landing, Ontario
Sault Ste. Marie, MI (maybe parody it as Sault Zanne Vegas)
Wawa, Ontario
Gantineau, Quebec
Houghton, MI
Coopersville, MI
White Pigeon, MI
Adrian, MI
Dundee, MI (that town has a Cabela's in it)
Greenville, MI (another Greenville in our country)
Greenville, SC (bigger than the one in North Carolina)
Nelsonville, OH
Lancaster, OH
Bucyrus, OH
Danville, VA
Kill Devil Hills, NC
Salvo, NC
Rodanthe, NC
Avon, NC
Jefferson City, MO
Lansing, MI
Alma, MI
Ithaca, MI
Mt. Pleasant, MI
Midland, MI
Circleville, OH
Chillicothe, OH (Ohio's first capitol)
Lima, OH
Bellafontaine, OH
Kenton, OH
Fremont, OH
Erie, PA
Breezewood, PA
Youngstown, OH (also the name of a music group)
Wanyesburg, OH
Minerva, OH
Ripley, WV
Ravenswood, WV
Pomeroy, OH
Galliopolis, OH (birthplace of Bob Evans)
Wytheville, VA
Harrison, MI
Ludington, MI
Holland, MI
Howell, MI
Novi, MI
Smithfileld, NC
Fayetteville, NC
Newton Grove, NC
and many more cities to brainstorm!

Greenville, NC; Dowagiac, MI; Kawkawlin, MI; and Scott Depot, WV were already covered for this Shorty Q series of short films about Suzanne.

I'm proud of the cities I find on maps, as well as what to mention them in!

[Dustin Guest]

Why are you proud of this? You read names on a map. You're way too old to be proud of simply being literate.

[Samurai Clinton]

Originally Posted by Dustin Guest

Why are you proud of this? You read names on a map. You're way too old to be proud of simply being literate.

But think of it this way, what else is Nunica known for other than highway 231's construction, and the activist group Nisa which tries to keep entertainment free.

Also, what other shit is Wytheville, VA known for other than having a QUADRUPLE CONCURRENCY of I-77 (north/south), I-81 (south/north), US-52(north/south) and US-11(south/north), not to mention that it even has WRONG-WAY HIGHWAY CONCURRENCIES TOO!

And what else is Ravenswood, WV known for other than just having a bridge with a highway (US-33) that crosses itself.

Well, the Suzanne Tour is being planned for this wave of creativity. Its too bad that Ben Rice isn't interested in seeing potential make-outs from random 3DMM actors, or any CENSOR BOXES on highly kinky mishaps of this film series!

Hyperactive energy needs a "heatsink" to build up some positive thinking.