*** SUZANNE 2 ***

I just made this movie to be funny too!

But unlike the other Suzanne movie, this one is rated PG13, because some kinky part with Bella, and Samurai Clinton's cameo appearance is that naughty!

But what will happen in this movie though???

[Broken Pencil]

We'll find ou-
Dammit wrong laptop!!

[Nixon]

?

[Samurai Clinton]

This movie was simply a joke like the previous Suzanne movie, but with some more "bells and whistles".

I placed a cameo appearance of myself getting a lap dance from the psychedelic mod of Bella, and how Luka was laughing when he saw me and that hot 3DMM actress. It was my random spot of testing the 3DMM way to emulate the visuals of a lap dance. Well, I will tell ya that lots of body language tends to be poorly emulated in 3DMM, as per some limitations. But just imagine if I released this as a fully-rendered AVI or WMV video, and I'd be using Sony Vegas to further fine tune what would have otherwise been impossible or too time consuming with stright-out (v)3dmm.

I know I might make movies that many of you consider "shitty", but sometimes I like to be goofy and funny by deliberately making a sketchy movie that looks like a beginner's piece of work, since sometimes that can just be funny and shit!

[Dustin Guest]

...so now you're passing off your laziness as being an intentional artistic choice?

[Samurai Clinton]

Originally Posted by Dustin Guest

...so now you're passing off your laziness as being an intentional artistic choice?

I know I've tried out the program Blender before, but lots of hints pointed out that using that program would be like "watching paint dry".

If I were to try to make a movie in Blender that had similar laziness to the Suzanne movie I made, basically it took more time to render the Ape named Suzanne (mascot of Blender) than it did to make a moderately entertaining movie in 3DMM. Also, if I were to re-create the lazily-made Suzanne movie as a Blender project, it'd probably take more time to do than even some of the most detailed 3DMM movies (as far as I can imagine it).

And ya know, who knew that The Suzanne Awared would be the name for the awards for creations from the program Blender?

I am proud of 3DMM, so I thought I'd play a prank once in a while by emulating the creativity of a beginner at 3dmm.

[Samurai Clinton]

OK, so I'm gonna make more shorts to see what humor we get!

proposed titles for SEQUELS:

Suzann3 (leet-speak title sequel for 3rd movie)
Suzi Q (short name, Q stands for "quad", and quad is 4", for 4th short)
5uzanne (5th movie with leet speak)
Sexy Q ("sex" is German for 6)
Lucky Suzy (lucky 7s)
Q-Ball (Suzi Q, and 8-ball)
Suzannine (9th movie)

and more titles to be proposed here...

[Broken Pencil]

I laughed like hell when Psychabella was giving you a lap dance. At first, I'm like, is she dancing?? Then I saw the money, and I was like "BWAHAHAHAHA" that wasn't really funny.

[Samurai Clinton]

Originally Posted by Broken Pencil

I laughed like hell when Psychabella was giving you a lap dance. At first, I'm like, is she dancing?? Then I saw the money, and I was like "BWAHAHAHAHA" that wasn't really funny.

Besides, how many 3DMM movies on 3DMM.COM have lap dance scenes anyway?

Thats part of the gag!

[Dustin Guest]

Originally Posted by Samurai Clinton

I know I've tried out the program Blender before, but lots of hints pointed out that using that program would be like "watching paint dry".

If I were to try to make a movie in Blender that had similar laziness to the Suzanne movie I made, basically it took more time to render the Ape named Suzanne (mascot of Blender) than it did to make a moderately entertaining movie in 3DMM. Also, if I were to re-create the lazily-made Suzanne movie as a Blender project, it'd probably take more time to do than even some of the most detailed 3DMM movies (as far as I can imagine it).

And ya know, who knew that The Suzanne Awared would be the name for the awards for creations from the program Blender?

I am proud of 3DMM, so I thought I'd play a prank once in a while by emulating the creativity of a beginner at 3dmm.

The problem is that you have never EVER excelled beyond the skill level of a beginner at 3dmm. You have made the same lazy, poorly thought out, slapdash shit since you started. And who the fuck is talking about Blender? Where the fuck did you get that out of what I said? Seriously, don't gloss over that. Where, in what I said, did I say literally anything about Blender?

[Ben Rice]

* wind blow *

[Samurai Clinton]

Originally Posted by Dustin Guest

The problem is that you have never EVER excelled beyond the skill level of a beginner at 3dmm. You have made the same lazy, poorly thought out, slapdash shit since you started. And who the fuck is talking about Blender? Where the fuck did you get that out of what I said? Seriously, don't gloss over that. Where, in what I said, did I say literally anything about Blender?

Blame the whole jack shit over this ape mascot...



And somebody even put the ape mascot into SuperTuxKart, as much as Suzanne the ape has become famous to any extent!

yeah, we shall call the game SuzyTuxQart!

[Samurai Clinton]

Oh, and now I got an idea for background music when Suzann3 comes out!

[Dustin Guest]

...y'know what? Fuck it. King Kong was an ape. And that movie was directed by Peter Jackson who directed Lord of the Rings and Suzanne Sturrock worked on weapons and armor on that movie according to IMDB. Maybe you can work that into Suzann3: LARRY CRAIG AND THE GREEVILLE BUTTPIRATES STRIKE BACK!

[Samurai Clinton]

Originally Posted by Dustin Guest

...y'know what? Fuck it. King Kong was an ape. And that movie was directed by Peter Jackson who directed Lord of the Rings and Suzanne Sturrock worked on weapons and armor on that movie according to IMDB. Maybe you can work that into Suzann3: LARRY CRAIG AND THE GREEVILLE BUTTPIRATES STRIKE BACK!

ahhhhhhh man, awesome idea!

And ya know, I'm 1,000 times more likely to visit Scott Depot, West Virginia again than I am to ever see Suzanne from Greenville again in my life time, in which Suzann3 is gonna take place at "her new home" in Scott Depot.

Luka has had some awful eyewitnessing of Suzanne being a whore with other men, even his best friend Virgil had his way with her. And ya know, I kinda like the Tenchi Muyo theme song, in which I thought to include it as the beginning music for Suzann3.

And here's the thing, Suzi Q is gonna be the 4th movie. Suzanne can be shortened as "Suzi", and Q stands for "quad", in which quad is 4. So therefore it is a DOUBLE ENTENDRE!

Leetspeak is awesome in which is how I came up with Suzann3, and Suzy Q is some rockabilly song from the 1950s, covered by lots and lots of artists!

[Dustin Guest]

Yeah and Suzanne was also a song by the band, Weezer, who sang also Island in the Sun in an Olsen Twins movie, who I bet have a relative named Suzanne! Put that shit in there! And, motherfucker, if you spend more than one night making this movie I will personally come to your home and shit in your mouth! Seriously, as little effort as possible! If you could just make it two frames of a Larry Craig with a shirt that says "Greenville sucks dog cock" butt-fucking a woman named suzanne in front of several different kinds of cars to the tenchi muyo theme while she blows Luka wearing something about...whatever fucking state you're mad at right now being a piece of shit, then EVEN better!

Also, work sonic the hedgehog and whatever 90's cartoon characters you can in the background for the fuck of it.

And God help you if that title and credits aren't in leetspeak

[Samurai Clinton]

Originally Posted by Dustin Guest

Yeah and Suzanne was also a song by the band, Weezer, who sang also Island in the Sun in an Olsen Twins movie, who I bet have a relative named Suzanne! Put that shit in there! And, motherfucker, if you spend more than one night making this movie I will personally come to your home and shit in your mouth! Seriously, as little effort as possible! If you could just make it two frames of a Larry Craig with a shirt that says "Greenville sucks dog cock" butt-fucking a woman named suzanne in front of several different kinds of cars to the tenchi muyo theme while she blows Luka wearing something about...whatever fucking state you're mad at right now being a piece of shit, then EVEN better!

Also, work sonic the hedgehog and whatever 90's cartoon characters you can in the background for the fuck of it.

And God help you if that title and credits aren't in leetspeak

Holy crikey!

shits about to hit the fan!

Now I've come up with a new name for a production label: The name I just came up with is Suseecue Philgms. I mean, how often is it that Q comes after Suzy in many contexts! This is why Suzy Q is gonna be the name for the fourth movie!

As I said, Q means QUAD, so therefore 4th movie, and not to mention a DOUBLE ENTENDRE.

Oh, maybe there should be a part where McZee makes a cameo, and somebody says "I'm telling McZanne that you're cheating on her".

You see, I kinda thought that McZanne would be a good play on the name McZee, seeing as it puts the Mc in Suzanne, and not to mention that a name starting with Z is after Mc. Thats how much I idolize McZee seeing as he helped me through my early days of 3DMM.

[Dustin Guest]

Wait...so...let me get this straight. McZanne is...mczee and suzanne...but put together?

[Samurai Clinton]

Originally Posted by Dustin Guest

Wait...so...let me get this straight. McZanne is...mczee and suzanne...but put together?

basically.

I was thinking of using a purple Willy to portray McZanne.

[Ben Rice]

make every character speak by belching in different tones and pitches. be sure to add subtitles.

[Samurai Clinton]

Originally Posted by Ben Rice

make every character speak by belching in different tones and pitches. be sure to add subtitles.

I can reserve that for after Suzann3 comes out.

Maybe in Lucky Suzi (aka Suzanne 7). I have my special titles for sequels planned out.