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S * U * Z * A * N * N * E · 05:46 AM

Well, I haven't made any pure 3DMM films for a long, long time.

But this time, I made something sketchy just for shits and giggles!

Apparently, there is a discrepancy in which this is pure 3DMM animation, but uses a .VMM file for the movie, in which V3DMM has to be used to view it.

Theflyingcar · 06-03-2014, 10:10 AM

Who the fuck is suzanne?

Broken Pencil · 06-03-2014, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Samurai Clinton

a 3D ape model example from the program Blender.

And not to mention, Suzanne Sommers.

Theflyingcar · 06-03-2014, 12:46 PM

i...don't know who she/it might be... should i?
and why's clinton so obsessed with her/it?

Samurai Clinton · 06-03-2014, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Theflyingcar

i...don't know who she/it might be... should i?
and why's clinton so obsessed with her/it?

You guys gotta realize that some hyperactive energy had to somehow be channeled into something constructive.

I mean, SCREW THE BUTT PIRATES FROM GREENVILLE!

I haven't made any vanilla 3DMM shorts in a while, so I made a joke of one to be funny!

Dustin Guest · 06-03-2014, 03:44 PM

Oh. Is THAT what you were going for?

Samurai Clinton · 06-03-2014, 04:03 PM

There was a song called Luka by Suzanne Vega.

thats how I came up with the name Luka as a character name in this!

Dustin Guest · 06-03-2014, 04:20 PM

Fascinating.

Old Rivers · 06-03-2014, 05:20 PM

ahaha that was actually mildly entertaining. it used entirely default scenery and was slow-moving, but did actually have a 'story'. it kind of reminded me of a default movie until the surprise 69ing scene at the end. also 'shitty limits' made me laugh.

Samurai Clinton · 06-03-2014, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Old Rivers

ahaha that was actually mildly entertaining. it used entirely default scenery and was slow-moving, but did actually have a 'story'. it kind of reminded me of a default movie until the surprise 69ing scene at the end. also 'shitty limits' made me laugh.

yeah well, this time I did a deliberate approach of acting a beginner at 3DMM, since I thought some old-skool style would be awesome!

I mean, the name Suzanne is just stuck in my psyche because some asshole thought it would be a good idea to blurt out that name just to get me back into Butt Pirate City, well that attempt failed.

Besides, Suzanne of Greenville, NC is more likely to be raped by an ECU butt pirate in one month than she is to ever see me again within 5 years!

I know my methods for calculating odds of events happening!

Dustin Guest · 06-03-2014, 09:34 PM

You use that phrase "butt pirate" a lot, Clinton. Do you dislike gay people?

Samurai Clinton · 06-03-2014, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Dustin Guest

You use that phrase "butt pirate" a lot, Clinton. Do you dislike gay people?

In this context, I was just saying "butt" before pirate to DRAMATIZE the dilemma of how pirates in general RAPE AND PILLAGE in Greenville.

It's like, obviously East Carolina calls their team THE PIRATES, and people tend to go to Greenville for very sleazy reasons, so therefore some pirates are liable to RAPE AND PILLAGE like I said.

I'm just convinced that some people out there are more likely to be raped than they are to see somebody again (depending on who).

Ben Rice · 06-03-2014, 09:55 PM

once again you're totally missing the point clinton.

Samurai Clinton · 06-03-2014, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Ben Rice

once again you're totally missing the point clinton.

Pirates are just minions of satan who like to rape!

Ben Rice · 06-03-2014, 10:01 PM

"butt pirate" is an insult used to describe gay people. not actual pirates. also, real life pirates care more about money than rape.

Samurai Clinton · 06-03-2014, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Ben Rice

"butt pirate" is an insult used to describe gay people. not actual pirates. also, real life pirates care more about money than rape.

I'm just under a shitty impression about Greenville

So sometimes I look for comic relief to it.

Samurai Clinton · 06-03-2014, 10:27 PM

This is what I came up with tracing the lines on Google Maps.

Nixon · 06-03-2014, 10:47 PM

clinton wants to suck a sloppy dick in an airport bathroom whilst his slimy ass hole gets penetrated by larry craig, what a gayniggerfaggot!

Broken Pencil · 06-03-2014, 10:58 PM

ahahaha way to bring it up, NICK

Dustin Guest · 06-04-2014, 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Samurai Clinton

I'm just under a shitty impression about Greenville

So sometimes I look for comic relief to it.

Again. Point missed.

Samurai Clinton · 06-04-2014, 03:55 AM

I gotta make more prank movies since I see some potential in a comedy or shock fest!

Maybe some shock jocks should be put in some movies of mine!

Samurai Clinton · 06-04-2014, 04:10 AM

OK, I'm gonna make a SEQUEL to this movie, but this time the sequel is gonna take place in Kawkawlin, MI.

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06-03-2014, 10:10 AM	#2
Theflyingcar Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 254	Who the fuck is suzanne?

06-03-2014, 12:46 PM	#4
Theflyingcar Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 254	i...don't know who she/it might be... should i? and why's clinton so obsessed with her/it?

06-03-2014, 03:44 PM	#6
Dustin Guest Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 4,420	Oh. Is THAT what you were going for?

06-03-2014, 04:03 PM	#7
Samurai Clinton Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,077	There was a song called Luka by Suzanne Vega. thats how I came up with the name Luka as a character name in this!

06-03-2014, 04:20 PM	#8
Dustin Guest Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 4,420	Fascinating.

06-03-2014, 05:20 PM	#9
Old Rivers Super Moderator Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 6,987	ahaha that was actually mildly entertaining. it used entirely default scenery and was slow-moving, but did actually have a 'story'. it kind of reminded me of a default movie until the surprise 69ing scene at the end. also 'shitty limits' made me laugh.

06-03-2014, 09:34 PM	#11
Dustin Guest Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 4,420	You use that phrase "butt pirate" a lot, Clinton. Do you dislike gay people?

06-03-2014, 10:27 PM	#17
Samurai Clinton Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,077	This is what I came up with tracing the lines on Google Maps.

06-03-2014, 10:58 PM	#19
Broken Pencil Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 2,341	ahahaha way to bring it up, NICK

06-04-2014, 03:55 AM	#21
Samurai Clinton Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,077	I gotta make more prank movies since I see some potential in a comedy or shock fest! Maybe some shock jocks should be put in some movies of mine!

06-04-2014, 04:10 AM	#22
Samurai Clinton Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,077	OK, I'm gonna make a SEQUEL to this movie, but this time the sequel is gonna take place in Kawkawlin, MI.