This is amazing. And VERY true.

This is amazing. And VERY true. · 02-15-2014, 09:15 PM

This Movie was based on a dream by Trooper. At first, I thought this dream was silly, even dumb. but when I saw this movie, I WAS WRONG. This movie not only has an amazing story, but also amazing visuals. Personally I did dislike the way most of the movie was composed
of 1 (or 3) props as the scenery, making it feel... "Lazy".

Story:
Yes, the story was based on a post (Dream/Thread) by Trooper, but it was still pretty Cool and funny. However, Personally I thought the story could be subjected to story extension ,like Clinton having Rape clones or something, and that he left out some key elements to a Clinton esque post, like vehicle randomization, or some Greenville stuff about raping, which would work perfectly. Basicaly, to sum it all up, Clinton trys to rape Trooper, then he wakes up, then blah blah spoilers blah blah rapes him in real life. All together, the story held well together, and had quite some depth as opposed to him just running into an alleyway then waking up. With that in mind, I give the story a rating of 8/10. I say 8 since it had 2 things that annoyed me, being sort of in depth, but also very short in the end, and .

Animation:
This is the movies biggest strength, mainly because the animation is FUCKING AWESOME! So, the camera panning is great. Big whoop. Now, the chasing scenes are AWESOME! the way that it's so Fast paced is just... Wow factor. Sadly, this fragment of the review is short, so I give it 9/10. cause it's short.
wwwwooooooooowwww.

Voices:
Theres only what... 2 voices? 5/10

Overall
This movie was great, 10/10, GOOD AFTERNOON 3DMMER'S.

Old Rivers · 02-15-2014, 09:37 PM

this is the most contradictory review ever. 8/10, 9/10, and 5/10 average to 10/10? which also equals 84%?

which is still high praise considering you said the scenery was lazy and you didn't like the composition. so what's saving it, the amazing plot?

also, what do you mean when you say the movie is "very true"?

Bown · 02-15-2014, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Broken Pencil

However, Personally I thought the story could be subjected to story extension ,like Clinton having Rape clones or something, and that he left out some key elements to a Clinton esque post, like vehicle randomization, or some Greenville stuff about raping, which would work perfectly.

Aren't you ten years old?

Trooper · 02-15-2014, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Broken Pencil

This Movie was based on a dream by Trooper. At first, I thought this dream was silly, even dumb.

Why the hell are my dreams getting reviewed here?

Old Rivers · 02-16-2014, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Bown

Aren't you ten years old?

haha wait yeah, i definitely didn't know what rape was when i was ten. boys gettin an education.

Cubert · 02-16-2014, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Trooper

Quote:

This Movie was based on a dream by Trooper. At first, I thought this dream was silly, even dumb.

Why the hell are my dreams getting reviewed here?

The more I think about this the funnier it gets.

Bown · 02-16-2014, 04:10 PM

That part of Pencil's review honestly reminded me of how I used to phrase things in my writing to try and sound dramatic when I was his age.

Jt Copper · 02-16-2014, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Broken Pencil

This Movie was based on a dream by Trooper. At first, I thought this dream was silly, even dumb.

Hahah, what the fuck, Pencil?

Ben Rice · 02-16-2014, 11:44 PM

this is the last time trooper dreams for your benefit broken pencil

Old Rivers · 02-16-2014, 11:47 PM

broken pencil thinks rape is silly

Broken Pencil · 02-17-2014, 02:23 AM

i know what rape means

Cubert · 02-17-2014, 08:02 AM

...is that a threat??

Broken Pencil · 02-17-2014, 12:59 PM

Nope!

Come on! I need to eject from this thread!

Dominator Dan · 02-18-2014, 08:57 AM

BURGERS

Broken Pencil · 02-22-2014, 06:57 PM

this was a joke review
this review was a joke

Jt Copper · 02-22-2014, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Broken Pencil

rapes him in real life

Who said anything about that happening in the movie? I sure didn't.

Bown · 02-22-2014, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Broken Pencil

this was a joke review
this review was a joke

obviously untrue

Broken Pencil · 02-23-2014, 12:17 AM

I don't know why, but I constantly have an urge to watch morel orel because of your avatar...

Cubert · 02-23-2014, 10:56 AM

i can think of one reason!

Broken Pencil · 02-23-2014, 04:49 PM

I never expected such a comment...

Pizza The Hut · 02-23-2014, 09:28 PM

yeah just like The Room was a "joke", Wiseau, we all believe you

Bown · 09:34 PM

funny because that review is the The Room of critical writing.

Broken Pencil · 02-25-2014, 12:44 PM

Oh hi pizza!

Ben Rice · 02-25-2014, 02:59 PM

so the moral of this story is, don't ever make movie review threads pencil

Broken Pencil · 02-25-2014, 04:41 PM

it would be funnier if orels dad said that. it would make more sense.

02-16-2014, 04:10 PM	#7
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,740	That part of Pencil's review honestly reminded me of how I used to phrase things in my writing to try and sound dramatic when I was his age.
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Ben Rice Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,220	this is the last time trooper dreams for your benefit broken pencil
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02-23-2014, 10:56 AM	#19
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Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,740	funny because that review is the The Room of critical writing.
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02-15-2014, 09:37 PM	#2
Old Rivers Super Moderator Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 6,985	this is the most contradictory review ever. 8/10, 9/10, and 5/10 average to 10/10? which also equals 84%? which is still high praise considering you said the scenery was lazy and you didn't like the composition. so what's saving it, the amazing plot? also, what do you mean when you say the movie is "very true"?

02-16-2014, 11:47 PM	#10
Old Rivers Super Moderator Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 6,985	broken pencil thinks rape is silly

02-17-2014, 02:23 AM	#11
Broken Pencil Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 2,341	i know what rape means

02-17-2014, 12:59 PM	#13
Broken Pencil Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 2,341	Nope! Come on! I need to eject from this thread!

02-18-2014, 08:57 AM	#14
Dominator Dan Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 11,564	BURGERS

02-22-2014, 06:57 PM	#15
Broken Pencil Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 2,341	this was a joke review this review was a joke

02-23-2014, 12:17 AM	#18
Broken Pencil Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 2,341	I don't know why, but I constantly have an urge to watch morel orel because of your avatar...

02-23-2014, 04:49 PM	#20
Broken Pencil Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 2,341	I never expected such a comment...

02-23-2014, 09:28 PM	#21
Pizza The Hut Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 10,633	yeah just like The Room was a "joke", Wiseau, we all believe you

02-25-2014, 12:44 PM	#23
Broken Pencil Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 2,341	Oh hi pizza!

02-25-2014, 02:59 PM	#24
Ben Rice Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,220	so the moral of this story is, don't ever make movie review threads pencil
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02-25-2014, 04:41 PM	#25
Broken Pencil Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 2,341	it would be funnier if orels dad said that. it would make more sense.