Thousand Island dressing is fucking disgusting...

Flounder · 10-27-2012, 08:52 AM

I'm serious. It makes me wish I were dead. People who like Thousand Island need to identify themselves now so I can judge them for the rest of eternity.

Flounder · 10-27-2012, 08:53 AM

Ranch is fucking heinous too. Ugh

Compcat · 10-27-2012, 09:05 AM

ranch is alright, but I agree that thousand island is pretty gross. I think blue cheese is worse than both though.

Rabid Dinosaur · 10-27-2012, 09:10 AM

Ranch and blue cheese are delicious. Thousand Island is tolerable.

Dungeon Snake · 10-27-2012, 09:12 AM

i was so fucking pissed when i found out thousand island dressing is just mayonnaise and ketchup. i want to meet the motherfucker who had the fucking balls to call mayonnaise + ketchup "Thousand Island Dressing", as though it comes from a THOUSAND ISLANDS or something

Phil Williamson · 10-27-2012, 11:48 AM

I don't like mayonnaise or ketchup but I like thousand island dressing

I can't explain or defend this

Yamles · 10-27-2012, 12:22 PM

Thousand island dressing is my favourite because it goes so well with seafood which is also my favourite.

Just finding out it was mayonnaise and tomato sauce just ruined me.

Cubert · 10-27-2012, 01:09 PM

"hello have you got any sauces that used be proper but have now gone all WANK AND AWFUL?"

"ah yes you'll want the SOURED CREAM SIR"

Kevitus · 10-27-2012, 01:44 PM

french dressing ftw!

Aaron Haynes · 10-27-2012, 03:31 PM

I really liked it the first time I had it, but once I found out it was just mayonnaise and ketchup, I can't not taste that. It tastes disgusting to me now. I dunno if it's psychological or the first try was a fluke or what.

Dave Miles · 10-27-2012, 03:50 PM

I like the combo of ketchup and mayo on basically any kind of burger, even fries. I would stick my head in the oven before I ever referred to it as "thousand island dressing" though. i just squirt some red shit and some white shit on a bun and call it a day

Aaron Haynes · 10-27-2012, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Miles

i just squirt some red shit and some white shit on a bun and call it a day

yikes, man, see a doctor.

Lord Blazer · 10-27-2012, 04:38 PM

I enjoy thousand island

shamefully

Kevitus · 10-27-2012, 04:44 PM

I do too, to be honest.

But yeah, I also think that 911 was an inside job, so...

HMC · 10-27-2012, 05:50 PM

Was filling entire plates with obscene puddles of ranch in order to dip pizza in a common fixture in everyone else's high school experiences? Cause it sure as shit was in mine.

Liam Brocklehurst · 10-27-2012, 07:40 PM

Whenever I've had thousand islands it's been made with cream... Shit's awesome.

Gorosaurus · 10-27-2012, 08:56 PM

Dressing itself just kind of baffles me. It's like finding a way to make a healthy thing like a salad completely useless. Eat your greens or eat a twinky, don't mix the two just so you can fool yourself into thinking you enjoy eating healthy things.

Actually that's not terribly baffling at all

Dave Miles · 10-27-2012, 09:33 PM

well salad itself has basically no nutritional value unless you pimp it out with a bunch of other veggies and stuff. you may as well douse it with stuff that tastes good or just eat other things that are actually properly nutritious. salad is a SCAM

Bobby Swisha · 10-27-2012, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gorosaurus

Dressing itself just kind of baffles me. It's like finding a way to make a healthy thing like a salad completely useless. Eat your greens or eat a twinky, don't mix the two just so you can fool yourself into thinking you enjoy eating healthy things.

Actually that's not terribly baffling at all

Oh come on. Salad dressing is nothing like a twinky.

Aaron Haynes · 10-27-2012, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Miles

well salad itself has basically no nutritional value unless you pimp it out with a bunch of other veggies and stuff. you may as well douse it with stuff that tastes good or just eat other things that are actually properly nutritious. salad is a SCAM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lettuce...ion_and_health

Iceberg is basically nutritionless pulp, but the darker green stuff has a lot of nutrients to it.

Dave Miles · 10-27-2012, 11:56 PM

oh

I got stung by a stinging nettle the other day when picking up some leaves, afterwards I found out they're really good for you and apparently taste like spinach. there is probably so many edible and delicious plants that grow around us that we take for granted. if the supermarkets closed down most us would probably just starve to death

I was watching this survival show a few months ago and this guy was basically saying he could sustain himself indefinitely just from the weeds growing along a highway in LA

Pizza The Hut · 10-28-2012, 02:21 AM

I enjoy spinach & romaine, iceberg is nasty to me.

Skittlebrau · 10-28-2012, 04:09 AM

I could make a fucking baller-ass thousand island dressing if I wanted to. Like, I totally agree, if you get like Kraft Thousand Island, its going to taste like cat barf. But like a tomato/chili pepper (or chipotle maybe?) aioli with finely chopped onion and pimento. That would be fucking outstanding.

Dungeon Snake · 10-28-2012, 05:43 AM

BUT. WHY. DO. THEY CALL IT. "THOUSAND ISLAND". like, yeah, okay, tomatoes and aioles and shit with egg whites and cream or whatever, technically that's not going to taste bad, but what the FUCK Does that have to do with 1 THOUSAND DIFFERENT FUCKING ISLANDS? that's some bullshit marketing hall-mark food right there, that tries to pretend this fucking slop came from an exotic land of "ONE THOUUUUUSAND ISLAAAAANDS". that name pisses me off so much it's so fucking cynically designed

Dungeon Snake · 10-28-2012, 05:51 AM

i cant believe people walk into fucking restaurants and order a pile of fake bacon, hydroponically grown lettuce, and then they make it a big deal like you get your choice of "ALL THESE DIFFERENT EXOTIC SAUCES like:
RANCH: maybe it came from a ranch? some ranch-hands stirred this batch up while ranching some steer. it's okay to be fat
CAESAR: yon caesar stands astride the world like a colossus! enjoy some sugar and nutrients and slime
THOUSAND ISLAND: some tropical paradise shit? nope surprise it's fucking ketchup and mayonnaise and some pepper or something. thought it tasted familiar, huh?
and you can pick any one of them for a tube to deposit on your assembled meal!"
like OOOOOOOOO you mean i get my Choice of 3 varieties of Mayonnaise and Corn Syrup????? FUCKIN YESSSSSSSSSSS

GOD salad dressings make me so angry

10-27-2012, 08:52 AM	#1
Flounder Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 6,510	Thousand Island dressing is fucking disgusting... I'm serious. It makes me wish I were dead. People who like Thousand Island need to identify themselves now so I can judge them for the rest of eternity.
Flounder Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 6,510

10-27-2012, 08:53 AM	#2
Flounder Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 6,510	Ranch is fucking heinous too. Ugh
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10-27-2012, 09:05 AM	#3
Compcat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,810	ranch is alright, but I agree that thousand island is pretty gross. I think blue cheese is worse than both though.
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10-27-2012, 12:22 PM	#7
Yamles Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 2,799	Thousand island dressing is my favourite because it goes so well with seafood which is also my favourite. Just finding out it was mayonnaise and tomato sauce just ruined me.
Yamles Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 2,799

10-27-2012, 01:09 PM	#8
Cubert Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,990	"hello have you got any sauces that used be proper but have now gone all WANK AND AWFUL?" "ah yes you'll want the SOURED CREAM SIR"
Cubert Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,990

10-27-2012, 09:10 AM	#4
Rabid Dinosaur Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 14,894	Ranch and blue cheese are delicious. Thousand Island is tolerable.

10-27-2012, 09:12 AM	#5
Dungeon Snake Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 17,519	i was so fucking pissed when i found out thousand island dressing is just mayonnaise and ketchup. i want to meet the motherfucker who had the fucking balls to call mayonnaise + ketchup "Thousand Island Dressing", as though it comes from a THOUSAND ISLANDS or something

10-27-2012, 11:48 AM	#6
Phil Williamson Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 16,900	I don't like mayonnaise or ketchup but I like thousand island dressing I can't explain or defend this

10-27-2012, 01:44 PM	#9
Kevitus Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,542	french dressing ftw!
Kevitus Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,542

10-27-2012, 03:31 PM	#10
Aaron Haynes Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 15,125	I really liked it the first time I had it, but once I found out it was just mayonnaise and ketchup, I can't not taste that. It tastes disgusting to me now. I dunno if it's psychological or the first try was a fluke or what.

10-27-2012, 03:50 PM	#11
Dave Miles Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,236	I like the combo of ketchup and mayo on basically any kind of burger, even fries. I would stick my head in the oven before I ever referred to it as "thousand island dressing" though. i just squirt some red shit and some white shit on a bun and call it a day

10-27-2012, 04:38 PM	#13
Lord Blazer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 16,879	I enjoy thousand island shamefully

10-27-2012, 04:44 PM	#14
Kevitus Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,542	I do too, to be honest. But yeah, I also think that 911 was an inside job, so...
Kevitus Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,542

10-27-2012, 05:50 PM	#15
HMC Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 8,715	Was filling entire plates with obscene puddles of ranch in order to dip pizza in a common fixture in everyone else's high school experiences? Cause it sure as shit was in mine.
HMC Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 8,715

10-27-2012, 07:40 PM	#16
Liam Brocklehurst Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 4,143	Whenever I've had thousand islands it's been made with cream... Shit's awesome.

10-27-2012, 08:56 PM	#17
Gorosaurus Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 16,146	Dressing itself just kind of baffles me. It's like finding a way to make a healthy thing like a salad completely useless. Eat your greens or eat a twinky, don't mix the two just so you can fool yourself into thinking you enjoy eating healthy things. Actually that's not terribly baffling at all

10-27-2012, 09:33 PM	#18
Dave Miles Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,236	well salad itself has basically no nutritional value unless you pimp it out with a bunch of other veggies and stuff. you may as well douse it with stuff that tastes good or just eat other things that are actually properly nutritious. salad is a SCAM

10-27-2012, 11:56 PM	#21
Dave Miles Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,236	oh I got stung by a stinging nettle the other day when picking up some leaves, afterwards I found out they're really good for you and apparently taste like spinach. there is probably so many edible and delicious plants that grow around us that we take for granted. if the supermarkets closed down most us would probably just starve to death I was watching this survival show a few months ago and this guy was basically saying he could sustain himself indefinitely just from the weeds growing along a highway in LA

10-28-2012, 02:21 AM	#22
Pizza The Hut Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 10,633	I enjoy spinach & romaine, iceberg is nasty to me.

10-28-2012, 04:09 AM	#23
Skittlebrau Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 8,804	I could make a fucking baller-ass thousand island dressing if I wanted to. Like, I totally agree, if you get like Kraft Thousand Island, its going to taste like cat barf. But like a tomato/chili pepper (or chipotle maybe?) aioli with finely chopped onion and pimento. That would be fucking outstanding.

10-28-2012, 05:43 AM	#24
Dungeon Snake Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 17,519	BUT. WHY. DO. THEY CALL IT. "THOUSAND ISLAND". like, yeah, okay, tomatoes and aioles and shit with egg whites and cream or whatever, technically that's not going to taste bad, but what the FUCK Does that have to do with 1 THOUSAND DIFFERENT FUCKING ISLANDS? that's some bullshit marketing hall-mark food right there, that tries to pretend this fucking slop came from an exotic land of "ONE THOUUUUUSAND ISLAAAAANDS". that name pisses me off so much it's so fucking cynically designed

10-28-2012, 05:51 AM	#25
Dungeon Snake Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 17,519	i cant believe people walk into fucking restaurants and order a pile of fake bacon, hydroponically grown lettuce, and then they make it a big deal like you get your choice of "ALL THESE DIFFERENT EXOTIC SAUCES like: RANCH: maybe it came from a ranch? some ranch-hands stirred this batch up while ranching some steer. it's okay to be fat CAESAR: yon caesar stands astride the world like a colossus! enjoy some sugar and nutrients and slime THOUSAND ISLAND: some tropical paradise shit? nope surprise it's fucking ketchup and mayonnaise and some pepper or something. thought it tasted familiar, huh? and you can pick any one of them for a tube to deposit on your assembled meal!" like OOOOOOOOO you mean i get my Choice of 3 varieties of Mayonnaise and Corn Syrup????? FUCKIN YESSSSSSSSSSS GOD salad dressings make me so angry