The Two Boys go to see The Buzz

Adelitas · 08-01-2012, 06:30 PM

the fuck did i just watch?

Dominator Dan · 08-01-2012, 06:55 PM

haha this is exactly like the start of the south park movie

Cubert · 08-01-2012, 08:13 PM

ahahah yeah like, word for word almost, seriously

Compcat · 08-01-2012, 10:13 PM

interesting...

Eukos · 10:35 AM

Let's just say I found it disappointing

Omnirom · 08-06-2012, 04:52 AM

This was complete shit. It was not funny at all, there was absolutely nothing funny or entertaining about it. This should be deleted from the database, seriously.

Phil Williamson · 08-06-2012, 05:55 AM

nah man, you just don't get jack deakin's genius

edit: haha wait, this IS copied almost word for word from the south park movie

Code:

    STAN
                   Can I get five tickets to Terrance and
                   Phillip Asses of Fire, please?

                             TICKET GUY
                   No.

        Suddenly, all the happy music that has permeated the film
        comes to an ABRUPT HALT.

        The boys look confused.

                             KYLE
                   What'dya mean, no?

                             TICKET GUY
                   Terrance and Phillip Asses of Fire is
                   rated 'R'. You kids can't get in.

        The boys look shocked. They just stand there, in silence.

                             CARTMAN
                   The hell we can't! My money is just as
                   good as any white person's!

                             TICKET GUY
                   You have to be accompanied by a parent or
                   guardian.

                             KYLE
                   But why?

                             TICKET GUY
                   Because this movie has naughty language,
                   and it might make you kids start using
                   bad words.

                             CARTMAN
                   Listen you son of a bitch, if you don't
                   let us in to see this movie I'm gonna
                   kick you square in the nuts.

                             TICKET GUY
                   Sorry, Charlie.

                             KYLE
                   Damn it!

                             TICKET GUY
                   Next, please?

        A few TEENAGERS walk up to get their tickets. The boys step
        aside.

                             STAN
                   This is terrible! This can't be
                   happening!!

                             KYLE
                   We HAVE to see this movie, dude!

                             CARTMAN
                   Aw, screw it. It probably isn't all that
                   good anyway.

                             KYLE
                   Cartman! What the hell are you talking
                   about?! You LOVE Terrance and Philiip!

                             CARTMAN
                   Yeah, but the animation's all crappy - it
                   probably can't sustain itself over ninety
                   minutes.

                             IKE
                   Poo baba!

                             STAN
                   Wait! I've got an idea!

        EXT. MOVIE THEATRE - A LITTLE LATER

        The old Homeless guy from the intro song walks up to the
        Ticket Guy with the boys.

                             HOMELESS GUY
                   Uh, hi. I want five tickets to Terrance
                   and Phillip Asses of Fire.

                             TICKET GUY
                   You realize this movie is rated R? It may
                   not be appropriate for your little ones.

                             HOMELESS GUY
                   Oh.
                       (Turning to boys)
                   Hey, he says this movie isn't appropriate
                   for you.

                             STAN
                       (Whispering)
                   Look, homeless guy, if you don't want to
                   buy us tickets, and NOT get your ten
                   bucks and NOT go buy yourself a bottle of
                   Vodka and not forget about how miserable
                   your life is and not stop the voices in
                   your head then go right ahead.

                             HOMELESS GUY
                   Five tickets please.

        The Ticket guy suspiciously hands them over.

C'MON JACK, you can do better

bl0ppin · 08-06-2012, 07:06 AM

haha LAZY

Bown · 08-06-2012, 07:37 AM

A lot of Deakin's recent stuff has just been reanimating scenes from TV and movies, it sucks

Trooper · 08-07-2012, 01:57 AM

This was pretty dull from start to finish except I laughed out loud at Valentine's pronunciation of the word "appropriate".

Scdaniel Greeny · 08-07-2012, 02:56 AM

And now, our 3DMM Presentation

Funny Bones · 10-16-2016, 12:50 AM

https://f001.backblaze.com/file/3dmmtv/KA1p.mp4

08-01-2012, 06:30 PM	#2
Adelitas Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 1,500	the fuck did i just watch?
Adelitas Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 1,500

08-01-2012, 08:13 PM	#4
Cubert Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,990	ahahah yeah like, word for word almost, seriously
Cubert Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,990

08-01-2012, 10:13 PM	#5
Compcat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,810	interesting...
Compcat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,810

08-01-2012, 10:26 PM	#6
Eukos Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 3,133	Let's just say I found it disappointing
Eukos Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 3,133	Last edited by Eukos : 08-03-2012 at 10:35 AM.

08-06-2012, 04:52 AM	#7
Omnirom Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 569	This was complete shit. It was not funny at all, there was absolutely nothing funny or entertaining about it. This should be deleted from the database, seriously.
Omnirom Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 569

08-01-2012, 06:55 PM	#3
Dominator Dan Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 11,564	haha this is exactly like the start of the south park movie

08-06-2012, 05:55 AM	#8
Phil Williamson Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 16,900	nah man, you just don't get jack deakin's genius edit: haha wait, this IS copied almost word for word from the south park movie Code: STAN Can I get five tickets to Terrance and Phillip Asses of Fire, please? TICKET GUY No. Suddenly, all the happy music that has permeated the film comes to an ABRUPT HALT. The boys look confused. KYLE What'dya mean, no? TICKET GUY Terrance and Phillip Asses of Fire is rated 'R'. You kids can't get in. The boys look shocked. They just stand there, in silence. CARTMAN The hell we can't! My money is just as good as any white person's! TICKET GUY You have to be accompanied by a parent or guardian. KYLE But why? TICKET GUY Because this movie has naughty language, and it might make you kids start using bad words. CARTMAN Listen you son of a bitch, if you don't let us in to see this movie I'm gonna kick you square in the nuts. TICKET GUY Sorry, Charlie. KYLE Damn it! TICKET GUY Next, please? A few TEENAGERS walk up to get their tickets. The boys step aside. STAN This is terrible! This can't be happening!! KYLE We HAVE to see this movie, dude! CARTMAN Aw, screw it. It probably isn't all that good anyway. KYLE Cartman! What the hell are you talking about?! You LOVE Terrance and Philiip! CARTMAN Yeah, but the animation's all crappy - it probably can't sustain itself over ninety minutes. IKE Poo baba! STAN Wait! I've got an idea! EXT. MOVIE THEATRE - A LITTLE LATER The old Homeless guy from the intro song walks up to the Ticket Guy with the boys. HOMELESS GUY Uh, hi. I want five tickets to Terrance and Phillip Asses of Fire. TICKET GUY You realize this movie is rated R? It may not be appropriate for your little ones. HOMELESS GUY Oh. (Turning to boys) Hey, he says this movie isn't appropriate for you. STAN (Whispering) Look, homeless guy, if you don't want to buy us tickets, and NOT get your ten bucks and NOT go buy yourself a bottle of Vodka and not forget about how miserable your life is and not stop the voices in your head then go right ahead. HOMELESS GUY Five tickets please. The Ticket guy suspiciously hands them over. C'MON JACK, you can do better

08-06-2012, 07:06 AM	#9
bl0ppin Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 4,644	haha LAZY
bl0ppin Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 4,644

08-06-2012, 07:37 AM	#10
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,741	A lot of Deakin's recent stuff has just been reanimating scenes from TV and movies, it sucks
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,741

08-07-2012, 01:57 AM	#11
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,441	This was pretty dull from start to finish except I laughed out loud at Valentine's pronunciation of the word "appropriate".
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,441

08-07-2012, 02:56 AM	#12
Scdaniel Greeny Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 192	And now, our 3DMM Presentation

10-16-2016, 12:50 AM	#13
Funny Bones Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,585	https://f001.backblaze.com/file/3dmmtv/KA1p.mp4

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