I had a dream where Jamie Chapman shat on my chest while I was lying on the floor.

Bobby Swisha · 11-04-2011, 04:30 AM

She was wearing pale grey tophat and a pair of mickey mouse socks.

That is all.

Pizza The Hut · 11-04-2011, 05:20 AM

when I used to get sleep paralysis I would often get a feeling of feces against my chest.

maybe it was just Jamie poopin' in for a visit.

Tuna Hematoma · 11-04-2011, 05:27 AM

hahaha "poopin' in"

Yamles · 11-04-2011, 05:57 AM

If I was going to shit on BR's chest, I'd choose something a bit classier.

Pizza The Hut · 11-04-2011, 06:52 AM

I just diarrhea'd...I pictured that it was over BR's chest

Bobby Swisha · 11-04-2011, 02:33 PM

I just had a fucking awful dream. I dreamt that I bought a hedgehod in a fishtank. And like, my parents and I lived in this really weird modern castle-looking building. My mom was like, "The hedgehod escaped!" and I started looking for him and saw him on the third floor of this little mini-building in the castle. So I climb up there to find him, but when I'm there, my mom yells from below, "I got him!"

So I'm like, ok.

Next scene is we're in the city by a convenient store and I'm in a car and have my hedgehog with me. I'm trying to find him in the cage to make sure he didn't escape. I see him, then I get out of the car and i'm talking to some people and there's homeless bums passing by and saying some shit and we talk, blah blah blah. Then I turn around and my two friends are messing with the cage, and one of them pulls out a GIANT fish that's completely clear and see-through out of the cage/fishtank, and lets it go, and it literally hops down the street and out of view. And we're all like, "Whoa!! What the fuck was that!!" And my friend are talking about how they also found a clear swordfish in the fishtank, and I see one of them is holding another small, clear fish...

I dunno why, but that hopping clear fish REALLY freaked me out and made me uncomfortable even after waking up. I feel uncomfortable even thinking about it right now. * douche chills *

Bobby Swisha · 11-04-2011, 02:42 PM

I think that dream may have just signified the fact that I had to take two giant massive nasty shits because that's exactly what I did upon waking up.

11-04-2011, 04:30 AM	#1
Bobby Swisha Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 46,012	I had a dream where Jamie Chapman shat on my chest while I was lying on the floor. She was wearing pale grey tophat and a pair of mickey mouse socks. That is all.

11-04-2011, 05:57 AM	#4
Yamles Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 2,799	If I was going to shit on BR's chest, I'd choose something a bit classier.
Yamles Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 2,799

11-04-2011, 05:20 AM	#2
Pizza The Hut Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 10,633	when I used to get sleep paralysis I would often get a feeling of feces against my chest. maybe it was just Jamie poopin' in for a visit.

11-04-2011, 05:27 AM	#3
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	hahaha "poopin' in"

11-04-2011, 06:52 AM	#5
Pizza The Hut Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 10,633	I just diarrhea'd...I pictured that it was over BR's chest

11-04-2011, 02:33 PM	#6
Bobby Swisha Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 46,012	I just had a fucking awful dream. I dreamt that I bought a hedgehod in a fishtank. And like, my parents and I lived in this really weird modern castle-looking building. My mom was like, "The hedgehod escaped!" and I started looking for him and saw him on the third floor of this little mini-building in the castle. So I climb up there to find him, but when I'm there, my mom yells from below, "I got him!" So I'm like, ok. Next scene is we're in the city by a convenient store and I'm in a car and have my hedgehog with me. I'm trying to find him in the cage to make sure he didn't escape. I see him, then I get out of the car and i'm talking to some people and there's homeless bums passing by and saying some shit and we talk, blah blah blah. Then I turn around and my two friends are messing with the cage, and one of them pulls out a GIANT fish that's completely clear and see-through out of the cage/fishtank, and lets it go, and it literally hops down the street and out of view. And we're all like, "Whoa!! What the fuck was that!!" And my friend are talking about how they also found a clear swordfish in the fishtank, and I see one of them is holding another small, clear fish... I dunno why, but that hopping clear fish REALLY freaked me out and made me uncomfortable even after waking up. I feel uncomfortable even thinking about it right now. * douche chills *

11-04-2011, 02:42 PM	#7
Bobby Swisha Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 46,012	I think that dream may have just signified the fact that I had to take two giant massive nasty shits because that's exactly what I did upon waking up.