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Zaquis · 08-23-2011, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana Pancake

no yes no yes

BjergClimber · 08-23-2011, 02:09 PM

Hahaha

Damage Jackal · 08-23-2011, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Phil Williamson

all I can say is that if I were gonna kidnap one of your families, it'd definitely be Flounder's

hahaha

Nick The Almighty · 08-23-2011, 04:39 PM

YOU LOOK LIKE A BITCH

Trooper · 08-23-2011, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Nickson

i love how he acts like living in Dundee is trying to survive and growing up into a world of drugs, gangs and violence etc, but i have been there and it is just mostly old people living in bungalows.

Hahaha, this is so true.

Like, every big city has its drugs and gangs but in the vast majority of places, you can keep well out of trouble if you really want to.

John Coffee · 08-23-2011, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Banana Pancake

Yeah, you probably could, he's been in and out of surgery due to having a messed up back for years, easy pickings haha!

Yeah, here's a more recentish photo for y'all. And yeah, that's my 15 year old brother on the right, already weighing 12 stone, still looks skinny eh?

lol yes, still looks skinny. compare the size of your arm to the woman next to you...

Allergic 2 Life · 08-23-2011, 05:56 PM

one half of this thread is hilarious... the other half gives me enormous douche chills.

Flounder · 08-23-2011, 07:14 PM

Red Scorpion on self-defense:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana Pancake

If you ever get attacked like that again, your best way of escaping the situation is to pick the attacker up, no matter how heavy - Just try, and slam him down.

REALLY?! That's the advice you give to someone for self-defense?! You've had like 15 years of martial arts experience and YOU SAID THAT SENTENCE. Unreal.

Look you guys...close quarters combat situation on the street, somebody's giving you a hard time, trying to stick you up...just chuck their shit. Boom, it's over.

REALLY?!?!

Alright, say that Yoshi here is a mugger. First order of business, you're gonna wrap both of your arms completely around him and try to slam him. Definitely gonna want to make this more of a grappling-bout right off the bat.

WHO THE FUCK WOULD SAY THAT?!

It is COMPLETELY OBVIOUS TO EVERYONE that you're just trying to sound like a badass, rather than react pragmatically in a real-life combat situation

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana Pancake

You find yourself in a position like that again, what you'll wanna do is hit a fucking GAINER and start throwing knives at him like The Crow

BjergClimber · 08-23-2011, 07:24 PM

Hahaha A+ 100%

Slade · 08-23-2011, 08:42 PM

James McCloud · 08-23-2011, 08:53 PM

real self defense: windmill arms - keys if youve got em

Dominator Dan · 08-23-2011, 09:28 PM

hahaha YES

Steve Adair · 08-23-2011, 10:30 PM

for some reason that picture of his brother on the right (assuming its his brother) reminds me of rain man

Pizza The Hut · 08-23-2011, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Zaquis

no yes no yes

hahahha

this thread DELIVERS

also flounder how the fuck did you get down to 4 minute miles?? I've been running 8-min lately and I actually feel PROUD for that, sadly. (not enough to brag about it lol but within my own self) Any advice?

Steve Adair · 08-23-2011, 10:36 PM

run faster

Pizza The Hut · 08-23-2011, 10:38 PM

I didn't ask you

Pizza The Hut · 08-23-2011, 10:39 PM

But thanks let me write that down

Allergic 2 Life · 08-23-2011, 10:56 PM

hahaha founder rules.

Flounder · 08-24-2011, 12:44 AM

training for a 4 minute mile: make sure you train as much on speed (sprints) as you do for high-endurance (jogging/ running at a submaximal speed) and if you can guage it, even throw in 75% sprints and train at each end of the spectrum in seperate training sessions. Leg power + endurance = cutting time off your mile. When running at a submaximal speed, I never go further than maybe 2 miles. I have very little interest in super high-endurance training and don't see it as necessary to what I want to achieve.

McJuicy · 08-24-2011, 01:05 AM

I could lift both you niggers

Zaquis · 08-24-2011, 01:07 AM

if i were flounder i'd just punch and kick everything. flora. fauna. fire.

McJuicy · 08-24-2011, 01:37 AM

rocks painted to look like gods face

Slime · 08-24-2011, 02:03 AM

Flounder I need video proof that you ran a 4 minute mile or I will assume you never actually hit 4 minutes.

yeah you never did. but its cool that you came somewhere close to it. i was never good at short distance running... less than 2 miles and anyone can beat me, but over 3 miles and i'm decent

Crazy Ivan · 08-24-2011, 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Banana Pancake

Seeing as I was raised into a scheme of gangs, fighting, drugs and shit, I've basically had to adapt, I'd love to see a lot of you guys wandering around my parts and holding your own, really, I would. And then, seeing as most of you live in America, you all have licenses for guns and all that so you all must feel really safe and cosy haha!

hahahaha I missed this the first time, this is my favorite part.

Steve Adair · 08-24-2011, 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Lohr

Flounder I need video proof that you ran a 4 minute mile or I will assume you never actually hit 4 minutes.

yeah you never did. but its cool that you came somewhere close to it. i was never good at short distance running... less than 2 miles and anyone can beat me, but over 3 miles and i'm decent

i think what he means by a four minute mile is that he can do it under five minutes so <4:59

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Flounder Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 6,510	training for a 4 minute mile: make sure you train as much on speed (sprints) as you do for high-endurance (jogging/ running at a submaximal speed) and if you can guage it, even throw in 75% sprints and train at each end of the spectrum in seperate training sessions. Leg power + endurance = cutting time off your mile. When running at a submaximal speed, I never go further than maybe 2 miles. I have very little interest in super high-endurance training and don't see it as necessary to what I want to achieve.
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Nick The Almighty Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,909	YOU LOOK LIKE A BITCH

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Allergic 2 Life Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,459	one half of this thread is hilarious... the other half gives me enormous douche chills.

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James McCloud Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 4,214	real self defense: windmill arms - keys if youve got em

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Dominator Dan Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 11,564	hahaha YES

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Steve Adair Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 5,165	for some reason that picture of his brother on the right (assuming its his brother) reminds me of rain man

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Steve Adair Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 5,165	run faster

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Pizza The Hut Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 10,633	I didn't ask you

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Pizza The Hut Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 10,633	But thanks let me write that down

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Allergic 2 Life Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,459	hahaha founder rules.

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Zaquis Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 15,583	if i were flounder i'd just punch and kick everything. flora. fauna. fire.
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Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	Flounder I need video proof that you ran a 4 minute mile or I will assume you never actually hit 4 minutes. yeah you never did. but its cool that you came somewhere close to it. i was never good at short distance running... less than 2 miles and anyone can beat me, but over 3 miles and i'm decent
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