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Pizza The Hut · 08-23-2011, 07:49 AM

howell v. 2.6

Banana Pancake · 08-23-2011, 07:52 AM

Not at all, but hey I'm off! Flounder, if you ever want to attempt to kick my ass though man, I am free anytime if you're coming over to Scotland. I live in Fintry, Dundee - If you ever do come over, just mail me a time/place buddy! Have fun in this thread guys!

EDIT: Oops, made a mistake, living with my girlfriend so Douglas, Dundee.

Steve Adair · 08-23-2011, 07:52 AM

Flounder · 08-23-2011, 07:56 AM

I admittedly had to google how many pound 15.3 stone is and it turns out its like...is this right, 212lbs?

212lbs

Really dude? I'm fully aware that the biggest dude isn't automatically the best fighter. You actually had a decent argument there, but then you're gonna blatantly lie that you're 212lbs? You clearly aren't 212lbs. Anyone could eyeball your pictures and see that. Why would you lie?

Banana Pancake · 08-23-2011, 07:59 AM

Sorry, but I didn't lie, ask any of my friends on facebook man, they all know me, most of them have seen me stand on the scales cos they didn't believe me. Like I said when I posted that photo btw, 'old'. You really are dumb as shit. But yes, I am, I'm sorry if I weigh more than you and look smaller, that's just me isn't it? I weigh the exact same as my dad, but he's 5ft 4 and fat, my older brother who is in athletics, boxing and such weighs less than me too. SUCK IT.

Phil Williamson · 08-23-2011, 08:02 AM

I bet I could kick your fat dad's ass

Flounder · 08-23-2011, 08:04 AM

Dude, that is just like...an outrageous lie. An it's not like weighing more than me and looking smaller is any kind of advantage in a fight anyway. It actually just seems like you made that up for...for, like no reason at all.

Banana Pancake · 08-23-2011, 08:04 AM

Yeah, you probably could, he's been in and out of surgery due to having a messed up back for years, easy pickings haha!

Yeah, here's a more recentish photo for y'all. And yeah, that's my 15 year old brother on the right, already weighing 12 stone, still looks skinny eh?

Why would I lie about how much I weigh? Like I said, weight doesn't add advantage to a fight in the slightest, just gotta know how to think in harsh times man.

Banana Pancake · 08-23-2011, 08:10 AM

C'mon Flounder, I thought this was your fighting talk thing we had going on, don't be viewing, be replying!

Steve Adair · 08-23-2011, 08:13 AM

my favorite is still the one of you posted on the mini cooper

Banana Pancake · 08-23-2011, 08:14 AM

Me too, as it's one of.. 3 photos I don't remember being taken, I had a swolen ear and was completely fucked.

Flounder · 08-23-2011, 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana Pancake

No idea what he looks like. If all he has is a six pack like Flounder, then sure I'd give it a go hahaha. Man, Flounder looks so proud of his six pack in that photo.

I have enormous biceps in addition to a 6 pack!

BUT THANKS FOR CHECKING OUT MY ABS, BRAH. IT GIVES ME GREAT JOY TO BE PHYSICALLY SUPERIOR TO YOU

James McCloud · 08-23-2011, 08:53 AM

to what extent could someone on an internet forum not be all talk? (excluding the use of act or sing tags)

Banana Pancake · 08-23-2011, 08:57 AM

Tbh flounder, you look like a guy I've fought and won against where I live, arms too. Stfu.

Steve Adair · 08-23-2011, 09:10 AM

he got you there flounder.

Banana Pancake · 08-23-2011, 09:37 AM

Anyways Flounder, like I said, if you're ever in Scotland give me a shout! I'm off to play some Moon with the gal.

Flounder · 08-23-2011, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana Pancake

It's important to me that I mention my girlfriend in nearly every single post I make. I like the idea of strangers on an internet bulletin board knowing that I have a girlfriend so I make a point to mention it constantly.

Banana Pancake · 08-23-2011, 09:40 AM

That'd be what, the 2nd time? Touchy.

Flounder · 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana Pancake

Fat is one of the easier ways to create mass, which is what I'm intending to do with my arms. Whilst fattening myself up, treadmills and whatnot will help stop me getting too fat, as well as doing sit ups etc.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana Pancake

Gaining an extra 2 stone on what I am atm is perfectly fine, it can also be turned into muscle reasonably quickly

How is this retarded fucking training regiment going, by the way? You seem to have a masterful understanding of the science of body composition.

We're talking about someone who powerlifts 4-5 times weekly and runs track vs someone who aims to gain muscle in a way that is not even biologically possible. It's not like either of us can prove who would win in a fight but based on the evidence in this thread...I mean you don't even know how to become strong. These quotes are only 4 months old, so you'd only have 4 months at best to smarten up and strength/condition train in a way that's worth a shit. 4 months ago I was deadlifting way up in the 400lbs range and running 4 minute miles. Even if your martial arts skill level was insanely high, there's just no way you'd be strong enough to beat me up. There's no way to say for sure but it's highly unlikely.

Phil Williamson · 08-23-2011, 09:59 AM

all I can say is that if I were gonna kidnap one of your families, it'd definitely be Flounder's

Bown · 08-23-2011, 11:45 AM

red scorpion is such a sissy

BjergClimber · 08-23-2011, 12:41 PM

Haha this is great.

Slade · 08-23-2011, 12:54 PM

bookmarking the fuck out of this thread

Nixon · 08-23-2011, 01:42 PM

i love how he acts like living in Dundee is trying to survive and growing up into a world of drugs, gangs and violence etc, but i have been there and it is just mostly old people living in bungalows.

Zaquis · 08-23-2011, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phil Williamson

do you think you could kick spencer howell's ass though?

Literally Laughing Out Loud

08-23-2011, 07:52 AM	#52
Banana Pancake Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 320	Not at all, but hey I'm off! Flounder, if you ever want to attempt to kick my ass though man, I am free anytime if you're coming over to Scotland. I live in Fintry, Dundee - If you ever do come over, just mail me a time/place buddy! Have fun in this thread guys! EDIT: Oops, made a mistake, living with my girlfriend so Douglas, Dundee.
Banana Pancake Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 320

08-23-2011, 07:56 AM	#54
Flounder Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 6,510	I admittedly had to google how many pound 15.3 stone is and it turns out its like...is this right, 212lbs? 212lbs Really dude? I'm fully aware that the biggest dude isn't automatically the best fighter. You actually had a decent argument there, but then you're gonna blatantly lie that you're 212lbs? You clearly aren't 212lbs. Anyone could eyeball your pictures and see that. Why would you lie?
Flounder Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 6,510

08-23-2011, 07:59 AM	#55
Banana Pancake Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 320	Sorry, but I didn't lie, ask any of my friends on facebook man, they all know me, most of them have seen me stand on the scales cos they didn't believe me. Like I said when I posted that photo btw, 'old'. You really are dumb as shit. But yes, I am, I'm sorry if I weigh more than you and look smaller, that's just me isn't it? I weigh the exact same as my dad, but he's 5ft 4 and fat, my older brother who is in athletics, boxing and such weighs less than me too. SUCK IT.
Banana Pancake Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 320

08-23-2011, 08:04 AM	#57
Flounder Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 6,510	Dude, that is just like...an outrageous lie. An it's not like weighing more than me and looking smaller is any kind of advantage in a fight anyway. It actually just seems like you made that up for...for, like no reason at all.
Flounder Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 6,510

08-23-2011, 08:04 AM	#58
Banana Pancake Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 320	Yeah, you probably could, he's been in and out of surgery due to having a messed up back for years, easy pickings haha! Yeah, here's a more recentish photo for y'all. And yeah, that's my 15 year old brother on the right, already weighing 12 stone, still looks skinny eh? Why would I lie about how much I weigh? Like I said, weight doesn't add advantage to a fight in the slightest, just gotta know how to think in harsh times man.
Banana Pancake Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 320

08-23-2011, 07:49 AM	#51
Pizza The Hut Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 10,633	howell v. 2.6

08-23-2011, 07:52 AM	#53
Steve Adair Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 5,165

08-23-2011, 08:02 AM	#56
Phil Williamson Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 16,900	I bet I could kick your fat dad's ass

08-23-2011, 08:10 AM	#59
Banana Pancake Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 320	C'mon Flounder, I thought this was your fighting talk thing we had going on, don't be viewing, be replying!
Banana Pancake Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 320

08-23-2011, 08:13 AM	#60
Steve Adair Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 5,165	my favorite is still the one of you posted on the mini cooper

08-23-2011, 08:14 AM	#61
Banana Pancake Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 320	Me too, as it's one of.. 3 photos I don't remember being taken, I had a swolen ear and was completely fucked.
Banana Pancake Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 320

08-23-2011, 08:53 AM	#63
James McCloud Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 4,214	to what extent could someone on an internet forum not be all talk? (excluding the use of act or sing tags)

08-23-2011, 08:57 AM	#64
Banana Pancake Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 320	Tbh flounder, you look like a guy I've fought and won against where I live, arms too. Stfu.
Banana Pancake Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 320

08-23-2011, 09:10 AM	#65
Steve Adair Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 5,165	he got you there flounder.

08-23-2011, 09:37 AM	#66
Banana Pancake Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 320	Anyways Flounder, like I said, if you're ever in Scotland give me a shout! I'm off to play some Moon with the gal.
Banana Pancake Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 320

08-23-2011, 09:40 AM	#68
Banana Pancake Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 320	That'd be what, the 2nd time? Touchy.
Banana Pancake Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 320

08-23-2011, 09:59 AM	#70
Phil Williamson Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 16,900	all I can say is that if I were gonna kidnap one of your families, it'd definitely be Flounder's

08-23-2011, 11:45 AM	#71
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,740	red scorpion is such a sissy
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,740

08-23-2011, 12:41 PM	#72
BjergClimber Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 738	Haha this is great.
BjergClimber Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 738

08-23-2011, 12:54 PM	#73
Slade Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,390	bookmarking the fuck out of this thread
Slade Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,390

08-23-2011, 01:42 PM	#74
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,293	i love how he acts like living in Dundee is trying to survive and growing up into a world of drugs, gangs and violence etc, but i have been there and it is just mostly old people living in bungalows.
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,293

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