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Banana Pancake · 08-23-2011, 02:34 AM

Ever seen one?

Opheox · 08-23-2011, 02:36 AM

yea your girls and your moms.

Banana Pancake · 08-23-2011, 02:46 AM

Man, even my girlfriend would knock seven shades of shit out of you ahahaha!

Steve Adair · 08-23-2011, 02:58 AM

red def isnt serious, hes just trolling

Compcat · 08-23-2011, 02:59 AM

Nixon · 08-23-2011, 03:16 AM

Phil Williamson · 08-23-2011, 03:20 AM

dude c'mon he's clearly not even able to taste it in that pic

Dave Miles · 08-23-2011, 03:56 AM

got any proof?

Slime · 08-23-2011, 04:01 AM

Red Scorpion is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Red Scorpion, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
The chief export of Red Scorpion is pain.
Red Scorpion is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Red Scorpion out. It failed misserably.
Crop circles are Red Scorpion' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
Red Scorpion once commented, "There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a swift roundhouse kick to the face. In fact, there are none."
Red Scorpion once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.
Red Scorpion is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
Red Scorpion is a man of few words. Red Scorpion is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Red Scorpion's nutsack.
When observing a Red Scorpion roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Red Scorpion actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.

Steve Adair · 08-23-2011, 04:09 AM

red doesnt look that tough i bet i could whoop his ass high and drunk, with one arm tied behind mah BACK.

Flounder · 08-23-2011, 04:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Banana Pancake

Man, motherfuckers are all talk here hahaha.

Honestly dude, I don't consider myself a 'tough' guy. I'm not a dude who goes out and gets in fights, I mean I don't even drink. I know my role. If some dude who I was even remotely sure could kick my ass was talking all manner of shit on here, i'd probably even say "Yeah dude, you definitely know how to fight, you're a tough dude, but you're still an asshole." With you, though, it's like...c'mon motherfucker. You quite clearly look like a little bitch and i'm basically certain I could wreck your shit if so inclined. Again, i'm not even a dude who fights, but it's not like i'd be flinching if someone who looks like you swung at me. I'm only using deductive reasoning.

I should tell you a little about myself. My name's Chris, i'm 23 years old, 6'2 and somewhere in the ballpark of 190lbs. I have been lifting weights and involved in various forms of sports conditioning, muscular, metabolic, endurance-based, etc. for about 4 and a half years altogether. This is me:

You kicking my ass would be a visual anomaly. It would literally look like a miracle. You chasing me out of an establishment yelling would look like a complete joke. It would, period. There's no way anyone would believe that shit. Like, I know it's low of me to sit here and point this out, but be serious. You kicking my ass would be outrageous. and thoroughly unlikely. I'm not saying i'm some tough guy, or i'm so great or anything like that. Just using logical, deductive reasoning I would anihilate your shit and then bust out the KY. End of story.

I'm not saying i'm gonna fly out to where you live and kick your ass or anything and I don't even mind that you continually come back to a board where nobody likes you under different usernames (for some reason?) and talk all kinds of shit. It doesn't bother me at all. I'm just making it clear to you that you are in fact just about the least threatening looking kid i've ever seen and it's really funny when you do the tough-guy thing when you basically look like a kid who eats ice cream cones.

Slade · 08-23-2011, 08:42 PM

Slime · 08-23-2011, 04:21 AM

for some reason it looks like you photoshopped your face onto that body. when i first saw it it looked so much like this that i laughed out loud (but that was also because i thought it was Charlie from Always Sunny making a serious face which you photoshopped onto there for some reason)

Rman · 08-23-2011, 04:30 AM

i could beat up flounder

Shaun · 08-23-2011, 04:31 AM

i like skinny Flounder w/ the mullet, the one crazy stalker chicks masturbate to

Evil Ash · 08-23-2011, 05:05 AM

I miss dreaded Flounder.

Flounder · 08-23-2011, 05:07 AM

I have looked like a thousand different people in my life.

Dave Miles · 08-23-2011, 05:58 AM

red scorpion is on the streets every day man. he's fighting just to survive.

flounder, you work out as a hobby... it's different. I teased red scorpion about his little penis(which is true) but you've got to understand that he trained on the streets his whole life, you just can't compare your gym experience to that.

Banana Pancake · 08-23-2011, 07:32 AM

Hahahaha, Flounder, man, really? Talking about how you lift weights and such does not make you scary, at all. I done Ju Jitsu for 3 years, Taikwondo for 5 and boxed for 7, I am now training in mma. I don't need to look 'big' or 'tough' to be able to punch the shit out of someone. Your lifting weights does not make you in any way better at handling a fight or defending yourself, sit the fuck downnnnn. BTW, judging my pictures (on my face more-so) is downright dumb as shit, I've seen guys at 4ft 2 and skinny as shit taking on bouncers where I live and winning, being bigger and musclier is definitely not of judging who would win in a fight. But, yeah tbh, if it came down to it and I had it on me, I'd probably just try cut you up.

EDIT: Also, can someone just get a better picture off of my facebook and post it, instead of getting the shittiest looking ones they can find? I'm not some skinny little boy that looks like random dudes in this thread. I am 6ft 3, 15.3 stone, Flounder can not assume from pictures that he is indeed the Hulk and can defeat someone who infact is heavier and better trained.

Phil Williamson · 08-23-2011, 07:39 AM

do you think you could kick spencer howell's ass though?

Zaquis · 08-23-2011, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phil Williamson

do you think you could kick spencer howell's ass though?

Literally Laughing Out Loud

Banana Pancake · 08-23-2011, 07:41 AM

Why not just upload older photos of me (The ones you guys can find) like these?

No idea what he looks like. If all he has is a six pack like Flounder, then sure I'd give it a go hahaha. Man, Flounder looks so proud of his six pack in that photo.

Flounder · 08-23-2011, 07:56 AM

I admittedly had to google how many pound 15.3 stone is and it turns out its like...is this right, 212lbs?

212lbs

Really dude? I'm fully aware that the biggest dude isn't automatically the best fighter. You actually had a decent argument there, but then you're gonna blatantly lie that you're 212lbs? You clearly aren't 212lbs. Anyone could eyeball your pictures and see that. Why would you lie?

Flounder · 08-23-2011, 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana Pancake

No idea what he looks like. If all he has is a six pack like Flounder, then sure I'd give it a go hahaha. Man, Flounder looks so proud of his six pack in that photo.

I have enormous biceps in addition to a 6 pack!

BUT THANKS FOR CHECKING OUT MY ABS, BRAH. IT GIVES ME GREAT JOY TO BE PHYSICALLY SUPERIOR TO YOU

Mabdog · 08-24-2011, 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flounder

aw what the fuck dude this is boss

what's your routine?

08-23-2011, 02:34 AM	#1
Banana Pancake Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 320	Ever seen one?
Banana Pancake Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 320

08-23-2011, 02:36 AM	#2
Opheox Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 3,513	yea your girls and your moms.
Opheox Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 3,513

08-23-2011, 02:46 AM	#3
Banana Pancake Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 320	Man, even my girlfriend would knock seven shades of shit out of you ahahaha!
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08-23-2011, 02:59 AM	#5
Compcat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,810
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Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,293
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08-23-2011, 02:58 AM	#4
Steve Adair Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 5,165	red def isnt serious, hes just trolling

08-23-2011, 03:20 AM	#7
Phil Williamson Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 16,900	dude c'mon he's clearly not even able to taste it in that pic

08-23-2011, 03:56 AM	#8
Dave Miles Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,236	got any proof?

08-23-2011, 04:01 AM	#9
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	Red Scorpion is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Red Scorpion, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten. The chief export of Red Scorpion is pain. Red Scorpion is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Red Scorpion out. It failed misserably. Crop circles are Red Scorpion' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down. Red Scorpion once commented, "There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a swift roundhouse kick to the face. In fact, there are none." Red Scorpion once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid. Red Scorpion is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing. Red Scorpion is a man of few words. Red Scorpion is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face. The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Red Scorpion's nutsack. When observing a Red Scorpion roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Red Scorpion actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891

08-23-2011, 04:09 AM	#10
Steve Adair Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 5,165	red doesnt look that tough i bet i could whoop his ass high and drunk, with one arm tied behind mah BACK.

08-23-2011, 08:42 PM	#12
Slade Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,390
Slade Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,390

08-23-2011, 04:21 AM	#13
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	for some reason it looks like you photoshopped your face onto that body. when i first saw it it looked so much like this that i laughed out loud (but that was also because i thought it was Charlie from Always Sunny making a serious face which you photoshopped onto there for some reason)
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891

08-23-2011, 04:30 AM	#14
Rman Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,282	i could beat up flounder
Rman Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,282

08-23-2011, 04:31 AM	#15
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	i like skinny Flounder w/ the mullet, the one crazy stalker chicks masturbate to
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881

08-23-2011, 05:05 AM	#16
Evil Ash Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,534	I miss dreaded Flounder.
Evil Ash Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,534

08-23-2011, 05:07 AM	#17
Flounder Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 6,510	I have looked like a thousand different people in my life.
Flounder Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 6,510

08-23-2011, 05:58 AM	#18
Dave Miles Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,236	red scorpion is on the streets every day man. he's fighting just to survive. flounder, you work out as a hobby... it's different. I teased red scorpion about his little penis(which is true) but you've got to understand that he trained on the streets his whole life, you just can't compare your gym experience to that.

08-23-2011, 07:32 AM	#19
Banana Pancake Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 320	Hahahaha, Flounder, man, really? Talking about how you lift weights and such does not make you scary, at all. I done Ju Jitsu for 3 years, Taikwondo for 5 and boxed for 7, I am now training in mma. I don't need to look 'big' or 'tough' to be able to punch the shit out of someone. Your lifting weights does not make you in any way better at handling a fight or defending yourself, sit the fuck downnnnn. BTW, judging my pictures (on my face more-so) is downright dumb as shit, I've seen guys at 4ft 2 and skinny as shit taking on bouncers where I live and winning, being bigger and musclier is definitely not of judging who would win in a fight. But, yeah tbh, if it came down to it and I had it on me, I'd probably just try cut you up. EDIT: Also, can someone just get a better picture off of my facebook and post it, instead of getting the shittiest looking ones they can find? I'm not some skinny little boy that looks like random dudes in this thread. I am 6ft 3, 15.3 stone, Flounder can not assume from pictures that he is indeed the Hulk and can defeat someone who infact is heavier and better trained.
Banana Pancake Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 320

08-23-2011, 07:39 AM	#20
Phil Williamson Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 16,900	do you think you could kick spencer howell's ass though?

08-23-2011, 07:41 AM	#22
Banana Pancake Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 320	Why not just upload older photos of me (The ones you guys can find) like these? No idea what he looks like. If all he has is a six pack like Flounder, then sure I'd give it a go hahaha. Man, Flounder looks so proud of his six pack in that photo.
Banana Pancake Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 320

08-23-2011, 07:56 AM	#23
Flounder Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 6,510	I admittedly had to google how many pound 15.3 stone is and it turns out its like...is this right, 212lbs? 212lbs Really dude? I'm fully aware that the biggest dude isn't automatically the best fighter. You actually had a decent argument there, but then you're gonna blatantly lie that you're 212lbs? You clearly aren't 212lbs. Anyone could eyeball your pictures and see that. Why would you lie?
Flounder Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 6,510

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