someone please archive this thread...

The Chinese Jew · 02-05-2011, 11:34 PM

I know this is kind of old, but BR's "I'm sick of being sick" thread with BR describing his condition in disgusting detail is fucking hilarious.

http://www.3dmm.com/showthread.php?t=38823

Jt Copper · 02-06-2011, 04:28 AM

HahaHA!

Trooper · 02-06-2011, 01:28 PM

Ahaha, yeah. It was quite entertaining to sit back and watch things get progressively worse. To start off with swollen tonsils and end up with a haemorrhoid is hilarious, if unfortunate.

The Chinese Jew · 02-07-2011, 08:53 PM

Yeah, it was a great thread. Someone archive it! If the 3dmm.com awards were still around, I'm sure this would get a best thread nomination.

Bobby Swisha · 02-09-2011, 01:10 AM

hahaha...

fuck you jeff, I remember I was sick as shit and you were being a dick in that thread! you have no sympathy. I was shitting green goo's and shit like a 3dmm movie but you didn't care about that. youre a dick

The Chinese Jew · 09:05 AM

Dude...I was genuinely concerned about the well being of your anus. While I was amused by the vivid detail in which you described your condition, I felt bad for your pain.

Now that this horrible episode of your life is way in the past, I'm sure you can look back at this and laugh. It's a really fuckin funny thread.

Evil Ash · 02-11-2011, 09:49 PM

Yeah, maybe if you like Toilet Humor-OHSNAP

The Chinese Jew · 04-01-2011, 09:55 PM

BUMP.

Come on, niggaz! Archive that shit!

Bobby Swisha · 04-02-2011, 01:54 AM

dude, I already sabotaged the fuck out of that thread. There's nothing left to archive.

Phil Williamson · 04-02-2011, 02:24 AM

haha awww

The Chinese Jew · 04-02-2011, 06:31 PM

Bah, fair enough. Just for the record though, I was concerned about the state of your anus at the time it was happening. I hope you don't think I'm like, "ahahahaha! Your anus is falling apart! ahahahahaha! This is awesome!" I was genuinely hoping you would make posts that you were getting better...but each post of detioration just happened to be fucking funny, but I felt bad while laughing. I do care for your well being.

It's kind of like when someone at my school revealed to me that his Christmas break sucked because he spent it in the hospital. I asked him what happened and he was like, "I'll tell you if you promise not to laugh"

I gave him my promise. He then said, "I had surgery on my ass...from wiping too hard"

I cannot explain how difficult it was to not laugh at that. The dude was my friend, and I felt bad and I wish it didn't happen to him, but like...that is so hard to not laugh at. For every class, he'd bring an inflatable donut that he had to sit down on, and while blowing into it, he'd be like, "Oh god! This is so embarrassing."

Trooper · 04-02-2011, 09:30 PM

Ahahaha. man, I can imagine how that must have been.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Chinese Jew

"I had surgery on my ass...

"Heehee, that's pretty funny but also quite unfortunate so I better not laugh."

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Chinese Jew

...from wiping too hard"

"Oh God. Oh God. Please, don't say another word."

Edit:
Hahaha. I didn't even finish reading your story before I started writing this post. This...

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Chinese Jew

For every class, he'd bring an inflatable donut that he had to sit down on, and while blowing into it, he'd be like, "Oh god! This is so embarrassing."

...is so funny and awful at the same time.

02-05-2011, 11:34 PM	#1
The Chinese Jew Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,225	someone please archive this thread... I know this is kind of old, but BR's "I'm sick of being sick" thread with BR describing his condition in disgusting detail is fucking hilarious. http://www.3dmm.com/showthread.php?t=38823

02-06-2011, 04:28 AM	#2
Jt Copper Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,463	HahaHA!
Jt Copper Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,463

02-06-2011, 01:28 PM	#3
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,441	Ahaha, yeah. It was quite entertaining to sit back and watch things get progressively worse. To start off with swollen tonsils and end up with a haemorrhoid is hilarious, if unfortunate.
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,441

02-09-2011, 08:49 AM	#6
The Chinese Jew Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,225	Dude...I was genuinely concerned about the well being of your anus. While I was amused by the vivid detail in which you described your condition, I felt bad for your pain. Now that this horrible episode of your life is way in the past, I'm sure you can look back at this and laugh. It's a really fuckin funny thread.
	Last edited by The Chinese Jew : 02-09-2011 at 09:05 AM.

02-11-2011, 09:49 PM	#7
Evil Ash Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,534	Yeah, maybe if you like Toilet Humor-OHSNAP
Evil Ash Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,534

02-07-2011, 08:53 PM	#4
The Chinese Jew Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,225	Yeah, it was a great thread. Someone archive it! If the 3dmm.com awards were still around, I'm sure this would get a best thread nomination.

02-09-2011, 01:10 AM	#5
Bobby Swisha Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 46,012	hahaha... fuck you jeff, I remember I was sick as shit and you were being a dick in that thread! you have no sympathy. I was shitting green goo's and shit like a 3dmm movie but you didn't care about that. youre a dick

04-01-2011, 09:55 PM	#8
The Chinese Jew Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,225	BUMP. Come on, niggaz! Archive that shit!

04-02-2011, 01:54 AM	#9
Bobby Swisha Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 46,012	dude, I already sabotaged the fuck out of that thread. There's nothing left to archive.

04-02-2011, 02:24 AM	#10
Phil Williamson Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 16,900	haha awww

04-02-2011, 06:31 PM	#11
The Chinese Jew Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,225	Bah, fair enough. Just for the record though, I was concerned about the state of your anus at the time it was happening. I hope you don't think I'm like, "ahahahaha! Your anus is falling apart! ahahahahaha! This is awesome!" I was genuinely hoping you would make posts that you were getting better...but each post of detioration just happened to be fucking funny, but I felt bad while laughing. I do care for your well being. It's kind of like when someone at my school revealed to me that his Christmas break sucked because he spent it in the hospital. I asked him what happened and he was like, "I'll tell you if you promise not to laugh" I gave him my promise. He then said, "I had surgery on my ass...from wiping too hard" I cannot explain how difficult it was to not laugh at that. The dude was my friend, and I felt bad and I wish it didn't happen to him, but like...that is so hard to not laugh at. For every class, he'd bring an inflatable donut that he had to sit down on, and while blowing into it, he'd be like, "Oh god! This is so embarrassing."