I got jumped tonight... - Page 5

Jason Ruiz · 01-29-2011, 04:37 PM

This kid is like me in 1997.

Dominator Dan · 01-29-2011, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trooper

the sheer weight of nine people is too much for a man to defend himself against

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Originally Posted by Trooper

Dan has you on Facebook and we IM a lot.

haha, i kinda feel awkward now, i've been exposed as the guy who discusses how built men are with picture evidence, i should just stop beating around the bush and do a guy up the butt. trooper, hello.

Flounder · 01-29-2011, 04:44 PM

When I knew Banana Pancake probably didn't know a whole lot about close-quarters combat situations:

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Originally Posted by Banana Pancake

If you ever get attacked like that again, your best way of escaping the situation is to pick the attacker up, no matter how heavy - Just try, and slam him down.

Banana Pancake · 01-29-2011, 04:50 PM

It's the easiest way to scare someone, or even shock them. And it works haha.

Trooper · 01-29-2011, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Dominator Dan

That's six men, bro. Add another three and Prince Abooboo will crumble.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dominator Dan

haha, i kinda feel awkward now, i've been exposed as the guy who discusses how built men are with picture evidence, i should just stop beating around the bush and do a guy up the butt. trooper, hello.

Haha, I nearly didn't drop you in it, but thought it would destroy my argument if I just said "Yeah. I've seen you. Someone showed me pics, but I can't tell you who."

Dan, hello.

Flounder · 01-29-2011, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana Pancake

It's the easiest way to scare someone, or even shock them. And it works haha.

Alighty, well i'll let you get back to calling dudes who've just gotten attacked by thugs "faggots" via the internet, since you're such a standup guy. Keep it right up, champ.

HoodMan · 01-29-2011, 04:54 PM

I imagine you'd stand more of a chance of getting away unhurt if you started dribbling the moment they threatened you.

Trooper · 01-29-2011, 04:55 PM

Ahaha. HoodMan, you may not post often but you always deliver.

Dominator Dan · 01-29-2011, 05:33 PM

more like PostMan

Opheox · 01-29-2011, 06:46 PM

Why did the 9 Dundee thugs kidnap Banana Pancakes family? Cause they heard he was a great fighter.

Change Banana Pancake's name to STEEL

Andres · 01-29-2011, 06:57 PM

is banana pankake red scorpin

Trooper · 01-29-2011, 07:13 PM

Phil Williamson · 01-29-2011, 07:51 PM

Haha well to his credit he did make it through a good 150 posts before melting down this time, but man, Red really just hasn't fundamentally changed at ALL in the last six years or whatever it is

Tuna Hematoma · 01-29-2011, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana Pancake

you should always anticipate being attacked when out in the street.

Ya, Skitch! It's just like girls who get raped. They should always expect getting raped and be prepared to defend themselves.

Scoripion/Panacake reminds me of that SNL skit where Kristen Wiig plays that character who keeps trying to "one-up" people.

Slade · 01-29-2011, 08:22 PM

no seriously guys red survived against 9 guys, he scared them all off and th--

bl0ppin · 01-29-2011, 08:23 PM

Wait wait wait, that video that proved Red's entire story has now mysteriously vanished and we've yet to see any of the pictures of him covered in blood and shit? :S

John Coffee · 01-29-2011, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flounder

When I knew Banana Pancake probably didn't know a whole lot about close-quarters combat situations:

the more people talk about their fighting experience, the less they actually have. there is a time to fight and a time to play dead. banana doesn't understand this because he's never actually been in a fight. college drinking town? sure sure.

John Coffee · 01-29-2011, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bown

For hard men raised on the mean streets of Dundee you sure do like to type little kisses to each other

where i come from :-* <333 =DDD is a sign of solidarity. don't disrespect.

Simon Sav · 01-29-2011, 08:58 PM

This reminds me of one of my friends who is regularly claiming how well he can fight. He used to go to organised confrontations against the BNP and BDL people. But both times when I’ve seen him punched (one of the people who hit him was a vegetarian scrawny Buddhist) he fell down, got a bloody nose and didn’t fight back. I wish Spencer Howell could fight red scorpion I’d pay to see it.

Slade · 01-29-2011, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John Coffee

where i come from :-* <333 =DDD is a sign of solidarity. don't disrespect.

spoken like a true brotha

hugs and kisses babe!

Banana Pancake · 01-29-2011, 09:10 PM

You guys are genuinely hilarious.

Dave Miles · 01-29-2011, 09:31 PM

oh red scorpion.

you are so unbelievably retarded.

Banana Pancake · 01-29-2011, 09:34 PM

Sorry Dave, talk to me on the likes of Msn or facebook - Not on the board, you just jump on the bandwagon and assume. I think you'll find I'm a lot more civil than I'm made out to be, and a lot less stupid than you're assuming also. Trying to make me feel dumb only results in me laughing at out dim you actually are.

Dave Miles · 01-29-2011, 09:41 PM

*reads thread again*

yep, retarded.

Slade · 01-29-2011, 10:04 PM

Why do you keep trying to rejoin this community? When has that ever worked out for you?

01-29-2011, 04:50 PM	#104
Banana Pancake Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 320	It's the easiest way to scare someone, or even shock them. And it works haha.
Banana Pancake Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 320

01-29-2011, 04:54 PM	#107
HoodMan Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 82	I imagine you'd stand more of a chance of getting away unhurt if you started dribbling the moment they threatened you.
HoodMan Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 82

01-29-2011, 04:55 PM	#108
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,441	Ahaha. HoodMan, you may not post often but you always deliver.
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,441

01-29-2011, 06:46 PM	#110
Opheox Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 3,513	Why did the 9 Dundee thugs kidnap Banana Pancakes family? Cause they heard he was a great fighter. Change Banana Pancake's name to STEEL
Opheox Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 3,513

01-29-2011, 06:57 PM	#111
Andres Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,797	is banana pankake red scorpin
Andres Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,797

01-29-2011, 04:37 PM	#101
Jason Ruiz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 12,975	This kid is like me in 1997.

01-29-2011, 05:33 PM	#109
Dominator Dan Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 11,564	more like PostMan

01-29-2011, 07:13 PM	#112
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,441	Yes.
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,441

01-29-2011, 07:51 PM	#113
Phil Williamson Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 16,900	Haha well to his credit he did make it through a good 150 posts before melting down this time, but man, Red really just hasn't fundamentally changed at ALL in the last six years or whatever it is

01-29-2011, 08:22 PM	#115
Slade Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,390	no seriously guys red survived against 9 guys, he scared them all off and th--
Slade Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,390

01-29-2011, 08:23 PM	#116
bl0ppin Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 4,644	Wait wait wait, that video that proved Red's entire story has now mysteriously vanished and we've yet to see any of the pictures of him covered in blood and shit? :S
bl0ppin Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 4,644

01-29-2011, 08:58 PM	#119
Simon Sav Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 369	This reminds me of one of my friends who is regularly claiming how well he can fight. He used to go to organised confrontations against the BNP and BDL people. But both times when I’ve seen him punched (one of the people who hit him was a vegetarian scrawny Buddhist) he fell down, got a bloody nose and didn’t fight back. I wish Spencer Howell could fight red scorpion I’d pay to see it.
Simon Sav Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 369

01-29-2011, 09:10 PM	#121
Banana Pancake Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 320	You guys are genuinely hilarious.
Banana Pancake Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 320

01-29-2011, 09:31 PM	#122
Dave Miles Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,236	oh red scorpion. you are so unbelievably retarded.

01-29-2011, 09:34 PM	#123
Banana Pancake Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 320	Sorry Dave, talk to me on the likes of Msn or facebook - Not on the board, you just jump on the bandwagon and assume. I think you'll find I'm a lot more civil than I'm made out to be, and a lot less stupid than you're assuming also. Trying to make me feel dumb only results in me laughing at out dim you actually are.
Banana Pancake Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 320

01-29-2011, 09:41 PM	#124
Dave Miles Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,236	reads thread again yep, retarded.

01-29-2011, 10:04 PM	#125
Slade Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,390	Why do you keep trying to rejoin this community? When has that ever worked out for you?
Slade Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,390

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