I got my sisters dog stoned.

Jimmah · 01-23-2005, 07:58 PM

Aye it was proper class, we were just getting stoned and her 3 month old dog kept collapsing and it had red eye.

and i laughed.

then we walked about 4 miles home at 4am and my feet hurt.

I'm back at uni now though. went back wom for the weekend.

Dungeon Snake · 01-23-2005, 08:00 PM

put shrooms in its food and see what happens

Dave Miles · 01-23-2005, 08:16 PM

That's fucked man, don't give drugs to developing animals, it fucks them up.

BrimmZERO · 01-23-2005, 09:26 PM

Aww...poor muffin.

Bobby Swisha · 01-23-2005, 10:18 PM

Hahahahaha, this thread rules.

Ramza Brave · 01-23-2005, 10:25 PM

There was a situation once where this guy gave me an ounce of coke. I didn't do it or anything, just his way of trying to get me hooked. Instead of throwing it away. I put it in my sisters cat food, and I thought it'd be funny to see it all strung out. So I went and watched TV, and when I came back it was all stiff and dead. And I was like.

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HMC · 01-23-2005, 10:27 PM

What the fuck, guys?

Lord Blazer · 01-23-2005, 10:30 PM

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Originally posted by Ramza Brave
There was a situation once where this guy gave me an ounce of coke. I didn't do it or anything, just his way of trying to get me hooked. Instead of throwing it away. I put it in my sisters cat food, and I thought it'd be funny to see it all strung out. So I went and watched TV, and when I came back it was all stiff and dead. And I was like.

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I shouldn't be laughing at that. But the emoticon at the end. Oh, the emoticon.

Kunio · 01-23-2005, 10:33 PM

I remember someone telling me that two kids gave some dog a bucket full of whisky. I can't remember the outcome of that story.

Bobby Swisha · 01-23-2005, 10:44 PM

...What a fucking waste of whiskey.

tronderboo · 01-23-2005, 10:46 PM

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Originally posted by Kunio
I remember someone telling me that two kids gave some dog a bucket full of whisky. I can't remember the outcome of that story.

Great storytelling there man!

Dungeon Snake · 01-23-2005, 11:41 PM

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Originally posted by Ramza Brave
There was a situation once where this guy gave me an ounce of coke. I didn't do it or anything, just his way of trying to get me hooked. Instead of throwing it away. I put it in my sisters cat food, and I thought it'd be funny to see it all strung out. So I went and watched TV, and when I came back it was all stiff and dead. And I was like.

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What the fuck? He gave you an entire fucking OUNCE for free? And you fed it to a CAT?! Even if you don't do coke thats still worth a ton of money. Oh, and by the way, no shit the cat died, eating an entire ounce of cocaine at once would kill an PANDA, or maybe even a WALRUS.

Lord Blazer · 01-23-2005, 11:43 PM

hahahahahahh walrus.

Jim Harding · 01-24-2005, 01:55 AM

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Originally posted by BR
...What a fucking waste of whiskey.

Ramza Brave · 01-24-2005, 01:56 AM

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Originally posted by Christo
What the fuck? He gave you an entire fucking OUNCE for free? And you fed it to a CAT?! Even if you don't do coke thats still worth a ton of money. Oh, and by the way, no shit the cat died, eating an entire ounce of cocaine at once would kill an PANDA, or maybe even a WALRUS.

dude, an ounce really isn't that much. And honestly I didn't think the cat would die.

Bobby Swisha · 01-24-2005, 02:01 AM

Those have to be the two dumbest statements I've read all day.

Ramza Brave · 01-24-2005, 02:04 AM

Do you know how much an ounce is? How is it dumb? I don't do coke, I just know that's not alot of ANYTHING.

Domicile Destructo · 01-24-2005, 02:05 AM

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Originally posted by Ramza Brave
There was a situation once where this guy gave me an ounce of coke. I didn't do it or anything, just his way of trying to get me hooked. Instead of throwing it away. I put it in my sisters cat food, and I thought it'd be funny to see it all strung out. So I went and watched TV, and when I came back it was all stiff and dead. And I was like.

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...hahahahha... best story ever.

Flounder · 01-24-2005, 02:06 AM

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Originally posted by Jimmah
Aye it was proper class

Go straight to hell.

Bobby Swisha · 01-24-2005, 02:07 AM

I know how much an ounce is. You, on the other hand, seem to not know.
I don't give a shit what universe you're in, ounces of coke are not given away for free.

Flounder · 01-24-2005, 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ramza Brave
There was a situation once where this guy gave me an ounce of coke. I didn't do it or anything, just his way of trying to get me hooked. Instead of throwing it away. I put it in my sisters cat food, and I thought it'd be funny to see it all strung out. So I went and watched TV, and when I came back it was all stiff and dead. And I was like.

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That's actually pretty fucking morbid. Y'ever get around to telling your sister you killed her cat by feeding it an ounce of cocaine?

Ramza Brave · 01-24-2005, 02:10 AM

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Originally posted by BR
I know how much an ounce is. You, on the other hand, seem to not know.
I don't give a shit what universe you're in, ounces of coke are not given away for free.

Uhh.. yeah.. well that's what the guy gave me. Go back to your forum, nazi.

Ramza Brave · 01-24-2005, 02:11 AM

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Originally posted by Flounder

That's actually pretty fucking morbid. Y'ever get around to telling your sister you killed her cat by feeding it an ounce of cocaine?

Nah, they just saw it dead. And that was that.

Bobby Swisha · 01-24-2005, 02:22 AM

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Originally posted by Ramza Brave
Uhh.. yeah.. well that's what the guy gave me. Go back to your forum, nazi.

Yeah whatever. He probably gave you like half a gram or something.

Michael Jeffrey · 01-24-2005, 02:22 AM

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Originally posted by Ramza Brave
Do you know how much an ounce is? How is it dumb? I don't do coke, I just know that's not alot of ANYTHING.

Let's do some maths.

1 ounce = 28.41 grams

LD50 (Lethal Dose) of cocaine when administered in mice was 95.1 mg/kg

Let's say you're a 70kg human. Lethal Dose = 6.657g.

28.41 / 6.6657 = 4.26

Conclusion: You gave a cat enough cocaine to kill over 4 people.

01-23-2005, 07:58 PM	#1
Jimmah Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,705	I got my sisters dog stoned. Aye it was proper class, we were just getting stoned and her 3 month old dog kept collapsing and it had red eye. and i laughed. then we walked about 4 miles home at 4am and my feet hurt. I'm back at uni now though. went back wom for the weekend.
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01-23-2005, 09:26 PM	#4
BrimmZERO Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,285	Aww...poor muffin.
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01-23-2005, 10:25 PM	#6
Ramza Brave Banned Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 7,843	There was a situation once where this guy gave me an ounce of coke. I didn't do it or anything, just his way of trying to get me hooked. Instead of throwing it away. I put it in my sisters cat food, and I thought it'd be funny to see it all strung out. So I went and watched TV, and when I came back it was all stiff and dead. And I was like. ....
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01-23-2005, 10:27 PM	#7
HMC Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 8,715	What the fuck, guys?
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01-23-2005, 10:33 PM	#9
Kunio Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 7,837	I remember someone telling me that two kids gave some dog a bucket full of whisky. I can't remember the outcome of that story.
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01-23-2005, 08:00 PM	#2
Dungeon Snake Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 17,519	put shrooms in its food and see what happens

01-23-2005, 08:16 PM	#3
Dave Miles Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,236	That's fucked man, don't give drugs to developing animals, it fucks them up.

01-23-2005, 10:18 PM	#5
Bobby Swisha Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 46,012	Hahahahaha, this thread rules.

01-23-2005, 10:44 PM	#10
Bobby Swisha Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 46,012	...What a fucking waste of whiskey.

01-23-2005, 11:43 PM	#13
Lord Blazer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 16,879	hahahahahahh walrus.

01-24-2005, 02:01 AM	#16
Bobby Swisha Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 46,012	Those have to be the two dumbest statements I've read all day.

01-24-2005, 02:04 AM	#17
Ramza Brave Banned Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 7,843	Do you know how much an ounce is? How is it dumb? I don't do coke, I just know that's not alot of ANYTHING.
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01-24-2005, 02:07 AM	#20
Bobby Swisha Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 46,012	I know how much an ounce is. You, on the other hand, seem to not know. I don't give a shit what universe you're in, ounces of coke are not given away for free.