Consider this my revenge upon you people.

Opening Notes - UGH. Ever since I reviewed TMBTM, there have been only 2 reviews in the database. This itself isn't an issue, but's there's one little problem - they both SUCK. Just look at this:

"I know" has keep me laughing for as many times I see it. gustave (I call him brother jim because that is what it says on a plane on "I know 10") its so good I made a countdown to it. X .link to countdown removed. X . I know () will maltby hasnt been here for about 5 years, and isnt likely to ever see this. However I just love the creativity the deaths are, It just keeps me pleased. And Ill know everyone will love this too, from the head stab in the first one to the last one ever of him hanging himself from a hot air balloon. It seems "I know" will never stop being a classic!!

Nothing short of poetry...

And how about this one?

The cutest film you'll ever see this year is not Despicable Me. It's Bothering Bongo, and you can only find it on a search query on YouTube.

Being the debut film of WeenFanMike, it's impressive. He's been self-critical about it, and then it turned into an unexpected success. For good reason. Bothering Bongo is so perfectly paced and executed that it feels like a Pixar short film that would precede a movie.

Turns out you don't need impressive handmade scenery to make a good 3dmm film. Should be nominated for a Gustave.

While not as bad as the first one, it's still piss-poor. They're both WAY too short, and only acceptable for comments, not reviews. So I'm here to set the record straight with a real review. Peace out (AND LEARN TO WRITE!).

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WeenFanMike has only been around here for a short while, and has already entertained us with 3 movies and a music video. How does he pull them off? That's beyond me. But what I do know is that his movies are great, and there's no better way to showcase this then by reviewing his first ever movie in the 3DMM community, Bothering Bongo.

The plot, first off, is basically non-existent. But it doesn't really need a plot. The movie's just a collection of slapstick and silly antics that, in one way or another, all center around Bongo. It's simple, but effective, thanks to some great humor.

The animation is nice. It's fluent and never seems dry or choppy. Body turns are executed perfectly, and the camera zoom ins/outs add a nice touch.

And God, the humor...in a word, this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my entire life. It's like watching a Tom and Jerry cartoon, except it's a fat guy and two morons and their hilarious adventures. The timing is great, and the jokes never feel stale or repetitive. It's hard to explain it, but simply put, you will laugh. If you don't, you need to seriously consider getting a life.

A downside? Well, yes - the pace is so slow in this movie. Remember my review of TMBTM and how I thought it had a slow pace to it? You can just copy that entire section, post it here, and just edit it around a little bit so that it fits Bothering Bongo. The pace here is a little more tolerable though, because the movie is relatively short. Still, the monotonous sections were nothing is happening are noticable, and keep this from getting a perfect score.

Comedic genius can't always fix a slow pace, and this is no exception. That being said, this is truely slapstick at it's finest. With great direction and superb humor, this movie is a great comedy short. Spectacular entrance, Mike. Will and Joe themselves would be proud of this one.

[WeenFanMike]

Thanks for the review!

[Dominator Dan]

Originally Posted by Youthboy

you will laugh. If you don't, you need to seriously consider getting a life

haha, strong opinions up in here!

[Dominator Dan]

i feel like reviewing shit now

[Youthboy]

Originally Posted by Dominator Dan

haha, strong opinions up in here!

Well I was already PO'd from the...well, I think you know.

[Youthboy]

Originally Posted by WeenFanMike

Thanks for the review!

No prob dude.

[Steve Adair]

DAMN BRO I LUV METTALICA WHATS YOUR FAV SONG MINES ENTER SANDMAN

[Youthboy]

Originally Posted by Steve Adair

DAMN BRO I LUV METTALICA WHATS YOUR FAV SONG MINES ENTER SANDMAN

Calm down, dude. Anyways it's Fade To Black for me, but it's very narrow between that, One, and Nothing Else Matters.

[Dominator Dan]

Yeah Steve calm down jesus, although I gotta say I am pretty fuckin' chuffed to see someone else here likes Metallica, I thought I was the only one! My favourite is "Whiskey in the Jar", it's so much better than Thin Lizzy's cover version of it.

[Youthboy]

Yeah, I like that. Personally of all the Garage Inc. tracks my favorite would have to be "So What". It just makes me laugh everytime I hear it. And if anyone wants to flame me for picking "So What" over everything else, I have this to say to you:

SO WHAT SO WHAT YOU BORING LITTLE CUNT.

[Steve Adair]

yeah i think they wrote their best songs in garage inc

[Mabdog]

Dom dan I hope you're joking

[Youthboy]

Originally Posted by Steve Adair

yeah i think they wrote their best songs in garage inc

They wrote none of the Garage Inc. songs...

[Steve Adair]