a very rich married woman wants to have an affair with me - Page 3

Phil Williamson · 10-12-2010, 03:25 AM

WHOA WHOA wait -

in "fuck bitches, get money" the "fuck bitches" part means "forget about bitches," not "have sex with bitches????"

my world has been turned upside-down

Dungeon Snake · 10-12-2010, 08:12 AM

it means both, noob

Lyntan · 10-12-2010, 02:33 PM

got a hotel room booked in three hours, gonna knock one out then go and buy some booze and get hammered. really not looking forward to this

Scatterbrain · 10-12-2010, 02:54 PM

hahahah jesus christ well, have fun

Happyjuice · 10-12-2010, 03:18 PM

Lyntan · 10-12-2010, 03:19 PM

cheers mate :[ knocking one out was an awful idea, i really really don't want to do this now

oh well

Trooper · 10-12-2010, 03:29 PM

This is a truly wonderful thread.

Lyntan · 10-12-2010, 03:44 PM

this isn't actually going to be an affair, i've made it very clear i want a one-off with no repercussions. currently laying waste to a crate of carling

Andres · 10-12-2010, 03:56 PM

good thread

Evil Ash · 10-12-2010, 04:14 PM

Just pretend she's Amanda Tapping.

Bjorny · 10-12-2010, 04:37 PM

this is exciting

Lyntan · 10-12-2010, 04:42 PM

right i'm out of here, necked six cans of beer and watched a lot of mature porn. going to the pub for a swift pint and some motivational slaps on the back. will report back in about six hours

Trooper · 10-12-2010, 04:45 PM

If much talking goes down, get a 3dmm quote in there somehow.

Dominator Dan · 10-12-2010, 05:22 PM

this mummy is worth millions!

Ben Rice · 10-12-2010, 05:31 PM

haha this thread was so much fun to read through. best of luck to you, lyntan. a video tape would come in handy, blackmail the bitch and get MILLIONS

Dungeon Snake · 10-12-2010, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dominator Dan

this mummy is worth millions!

BOOM SHAKALAKA

Dungeon Snake · 10-12-2010, 06:47 PM

so who wants to take bets that this does not remain a "one-off with no repurcussions"? dude lyntan just turn this into a business transaction. every time you want something expensive, just text this woman something sexy and then fuck her. in fact, i'll write the texts for you
"Mrs Pennyweather just thinking about last night is burning me up. I know it's so wrong but i have to see you again. the girls who work at my tea & crumpets shoppe are always rubbing up against me and trying to get my attention, but i'm not interested in them, all the girls my age are so plain and silly. i'm only interested in you, when can i see you again? PS: i need a new xbox 360, think you could do that for me sugar-mama? thanks babe xoxo"

Dungeon Snake · 10-12-2010, 06:49 PM

if her husband or whatever finds out just kick his ass. he's probably some bald old british idiot anyway, who gives a shit, you're a young buck, knock his ass out

Slade · 10-12-2010, 06:53 PM

just think, guys. he's probably fucking her right this second

right now

Rabid Dinosaur · 10-12-2010, 07:19 PM

hahahaha Christo

Lyntan · 10-12-2010, 08:33 PM

alrighty we're done. got to the hotel at about 7:20pm, fucked her for an hour, made her put the england game on the radio on the way home. it was alright, i got into it when i was in the moment, but i think i'm going to feel a bit weird about it tomorrow. drinking cider to keep that at bay

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slade

just think, guys. he's probably fucking her right this second

right now

yeah i actually was

Lyntan · 10-12-2010, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christo

if her husband or whatever finds out just kick his ass. he's probably some bald old british idiot anyway, who gives a shit, you're a young buck, knock his ass out

he's a big american guy. old though, i could definitely take him, my concern is that he's rich enough to finance an assault on tony montana's mansion

Lyntan · 10-12-2010, 08:35 PM

whoa just remembered i took a video in the bathroom after i'd done it, think i got a shot of her on the bed when i walked back in too. i was absolutely ruined so not sure how if it worked, gonna check my phone sec

edit: hahaha got it but it's shit, you get one quick glimpse of her. one sec i'll upload it

Trooper · 10-12-2010, 08:39 PM

Hahahaha. Oh God please. Best thread for months.

Lyntan · 09:15 PM

https://sites.google.com/site/dfhtntr/MOV00077.MP4

let me know if that works or not

it's literally just a video of me looking shocked into the camera, then a swift pan around the bathroom for posterity and finally a stealthy shot of the woman when i walk back into the bedroom. amazed i had the clarity of mind to even produce this much tbh, i'd drank a lot of alcohol

if you pause at 20 seconds you can see her sat naked on the edge of the bed (with a box of tissues on the bed behind her

). right at the end she says something but it doesn't really pick up properly, not sure what it was

10-12-2010, 02:33 PM	#53
Lyntan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14,315	got a hotel room booked in three hours, gonna knock one out then go and buy some booze and get hammered. really not looking forward to this
Lyntan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14,315

10-12-2010, 03:19 PM	#56
Lyntan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14,315	cheers mate :[ knocking one out was an awful idea, i really really don't want to do this now oh well
Lyntan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14,315

10-12-2010, 03:29 PM	#57
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,441	This is a truly wonderful thread.
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,441

10-12-2010, 03:44 PM	#58
Lyntan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14,315	this isn't actually going to be an affair, i've made it very clear i want a one-off with no repercussions. currently laying waste to a crate of carling
Lyntan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14,315

10-12-2010, 03:56 PM	#59
Andres Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,797	good thread
Andres Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,797

10-12-2010, 03:25 AM	#51
Phil Williamson Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 16,900	WHOA WHOA wait - in "fuck bitches, get money" the "fuck bitches" part means "forget about bitches," not "have sex with bitches????" my world has been turned upside-down

10-12-2010, 08:12 AM	#52
Dungeon Snake Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 17,519	it means both, noob

10-12-2010, 02:54 PM	#54
Scatterbrain Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 8,564	hahahah jesus christ well, have fun

10-12-2010, 03:18 PM	#55
Happyjuice Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,573	-

10-12-2010, 04:14 PM	#60
Evil Ash Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,534	Just pretend she's Amanda Tapping.
Evil Ash Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,534

10-12-2010, 04:37 PM	#61
Bjorny Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 7,217	this is exciting
Bjorny Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 7,217

10-12-2010, 04:42 PM	#62
Lyntan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14,315	right i'm out of here, necked six cans of beer and watched a lot of mature porn. going to the pub for a swift pint and some motivational slaps on the back. will report back in about six hours
Lyntan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14,315

10-12-2010, 04:45 PM	#63
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,441	If much talking goes down, get a 3dmm quote in there somehow.
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,441

10-12-2010, 05:22 PM	#64
Dominator Dan Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 11,564	this mummy is worth millions!

10-12-2010, 05:31 PM	#65
Ben Rice Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,220	haha this thread was so much fun to read through. best of luck to you, lyntan. a video tape would come in handy, blackmail the bitch and get MILLIONS
Ben Rice Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,220

10-12-2010, 06:47 PM	#67
Dungeon Snake Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 17,519	so who wants to take bets that this does not remain a "one-off with no repurcussions"? dude lyntan just turn this into a business transaction. every time you want something expensive, just text this woman something sexy and then fuck her. in fact, i'll write the texts for you "Mrs Pennyweather just thinking about last night is burning me up. I know it's so wrong but i have to see you again. the girls who work at my tea & crumpets shoppe are always rubbing up against me and trying to get my attention, but i'm not interested in them, all the girls my age are so plain and silly. i'm only interested in you, when can i see you again? PS: i need a new xbox 360, think you could do that for me sugar-mama? thanks babe xoxo"

10-12-2010, 06:49 PM	#68
Dungeon Snake Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 17,519	if her husband or whatever finds out just kick his ass. he's probably some bald old british idiot anyway, who gives a shit, you're a young buck, knock his ass out

10-12-2010, 06:53 PM	#69
Slade Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,390	just think, guys. he's probably fucking her right this second right now
Slade Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,390

10-12-2010, 07:19 PM	#70
Rabid Dinosaur Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 14,894	hahahaha Christo

10-12-2010, 08:35 PM	#73
Lyntan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14,315	whoa just remembered i took a video in the bathroom after i'd done it, think i got a shot of her on the bed when i walked back in too. i was absolutely ruined so not sure how if it worked, gonna check my phone sec edit: hahaha got it but it's shit, you get one quick glimpse of her. one sec i'll upload it
Lyntan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14,315

10-12-2010, 08:39 PM	#74
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,441	Hahahaha. Oh God please. Best thread for months.
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,441

10-12-2010, 09:00 PM	#75
Lyntan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14,315	https://sites.google.com/site/dfhtntr/MOV00077.MP4 let me know if that works or not it's literally just a video of me looking shocked into the camera, then a swift pan around the bathroom for posterity and finally a stealthy shot of the woman when i walk back into the bedroom. amazed i had the clarity of mind to even produce this much tbh, i'd drank a lot of alcohol if you pause at 20 seconds you can see her sat naked on the edge of the bed (with a box of tissues on the bed behind her ). right at the end she says something but it doesn't really pick up properly, not sure what it was
Lyntan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14,315	Last edited by Lyntan : 10-12-2010 at 09:15 PM.

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