a very rich married woman wants to have an affair with me - Page 2

Lyntan · 10-10-2010, 06:58 PM

i'm actually going to delay doing this for a bit though, i'll explain... i really want to fuck this girl i work with, she's amazing and i pretty much love her. if you read the ugliest girl you've slept with thread, the blonde girl i've mentioned on the latest page (she's not ugly, but she was in the same picture as one of the trolls i posted) is friends with the girl i love at work, and my plan was to give her a really good fuck so she would tell girl at work about it. then girl at work would fuck me. because she already wants to anyway but she has a boyfriend, i just need to tip her over the edge. anyway i slept with the blonde girl last night but i was wasted and didn't do enough to earn a great review, so i need to sleep with her again this week. if i fuck the old woman i'll have to tell a couple of my colleagues about it (they'll find it too funny) and work girl will inevitably find out, and think i'm a dick for doing it while i'm involved with her friend.

i have no idea if that makes sense, i'm pretty drunk

Trooper · 10-10-2010, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christo

fuck that, enough of this bullshit. "state your intentions"? what kind of gay advice is that? god dammit christo is getting upset!

Because she'll be a bitch about it if she was going for something more than casual whoring. I'm not talking about protecting her feelings or whatever, because she's the one cheating on her husband, so she deserves nothing. I just don't want Lyntan having a hard time when she inevitably turns really nasty.

Lyntan · 10-10-2010, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evan

Am I the only that has a problem getting a hard-on for like pretty much anything that isn't a fat cow of a woman? I mean as long as they're skinny I can imagine fucking them.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve Adair

the way i look at fucking a zero is this... its better than jerking off

correct, assuming evan you meant that you *don't* have a problem

Evan · 10-10-2010, 07:12 PM

Fixed :P
Also, Christo. I could give a fuck what the old bag thinks. It's just that Lyntan should protect himself when he wants to back out of it.

Lyntan · 10-10-2010, 07:30 PM

yeah i am gonna play it safe and mention something about being worried about her intentions. she's honestly so desperate to fuck me that i don't think anything that i said could fuck it up, unless maybe i explicitly demanded payment or something really offensive. here's some text messages i've had from her this week:

"although you calling me mrs ***** the other day caused all kinds of naughty schoolboy thoughts. oh. my. god. instant orgasm!!! THAT was a fun afternoon..."

"tom, i can think of LOTS of ways to repay you and i am looking forward to every one of them. i am quite demanding but i give as good as i get."

"now if only we could get YOU inside those panties. S"

"did you pass out somewhere? i was hoping you could talk dirty to me so i could get myself off one more time before bed. S"

she signs most messages with her first initial which is the cheesiest thing ever and is a great example of why she's so unsexy

Mabdog · 10-10-2010, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bryce Farlow

Lyntan, don't do it.
I know this prolly doesn't hold much weight, but if you do I will never respect you ever again. I hold marriage as a pretty serious thing and if you are KNOWINGLY going to sleep with a married woman just because you think it's funny, then that's pretty low.

I agree with this.

Compcat · 10-10-2010, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lyntan

i'm actually going to delay doing this for a bit though, i'll explain... i really want to fuck this girl i work with, she's amazing and i pretty much love her. if you read the ugliest girl you've slept with thread, the blonde girl i've mentioned on the latest page (she's not ugly, but she was in the same picture as one of the trolls i posted) is friends with the girl i love at work, and my plan was to give her a really good fuck so she would tell girl at work about it. then girl at work would fuck me. because she already wants to anyway but she has a boyfriend, i just need to tip her over the edge. anyway i slept with the blonde girl last night but i was wasted and didn't do enough to earn a great review, so i need to sleep with her again this week. if i fuck the old woman i'll have to tell a couple of my colleagues about it (they'll find it too funny) and work girl will inevitably find out, and think i'm a dick for doing it while i'm involved with her friend.

haha, these are like battle strategies.

Evan · 10-10-2010, 07:50 PM

Lyntan, I would like to have sex with you.

Phil Williamson · 10-10-2010, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lyntan

i'm actually going to delay doing this for a bit though, i'll explain... i really want to fuck this girl i work with, she's amazing and i pretty much love her. if you read the ugliest girl you've slept with thread, the blonde girl i've mentioned on the latest page (she's not ugly, but she was in the same picture as one of the trolls i posted) is friends with the girl i love at work, and my plan was to give her a really good fuck so she would tell girl at work about it. then girl at work would fuck me. because she already wants to anyway but she has a boyfriend, i just need to tip her over the edge. anyway i slept with the blonde girl last night but i was wasted and didn't do enough to earn a great review, so i need to sleep with her again this week. if i fuck the old woman i'll have to tell a couple of my colleagues about it (they'll find it too funny) and work girl will inevitably find out, and think i'm a dick for doing it while i'm involved with her friend.

i have no idea if that makes sense, i'm pretty drunk

haha man you have the most hilarious way of thinking about things like this. you're honest with yourself to a ridiculous extent, but at the same time your moral compass is so off of most people's (or maybe it isn't and it's just you being more honest about it than most people would be? I can't decide). I can't imagine "fuck her best friend" being a good strategy for getting a girl, but these things always seem to work out for you somehow so hey whatever. rock on.

Evan · 10-10-2010, 08:57 PM

Fucking a girls best friend so she can tell the other girl she fucked him and give a good review. Then said girl will fuck lyntan because she wants to also be fucked. LYNTAN POST A PICTURE PLZ OF URSELF.

Steve Adair · 10-10-2010, 09:00 PM

hes got a video of himself wiping his own ass somewhere around here

Scatterbrain · 10-10-2010, 09:11 PM

hahaha another great thread tom

Lyntan · 10-10-2010, 09:11 PM

i've taken that down

^one of about three photos i have, since i'm not on facebook. i'm not that good looking, i just wear weird clothes and act cool

Scatterbrain · 10-10-2010, 09:22 PM

i swear to god every picture i've seen of you all this time i've known you, you've never looked the same!

Trooper · 10-10-2010, 09:23 PM

Which one's you?

Lyntan · 10-10-2010, 09:25 PM

haaaaaa

Trooper · 10-10-2010, 09:44 PM

Haha, yeah

Dominator Dan · 10-10-2010, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lyntan

i slept with the blonde girl last night but i was wasted and didn't do enough to earn a great review, so i need to sleep with her again this week

hahahah, you are fantastic

also if she's a bloody millionaire, I think it would be a shame to not get any of that, think of all the money you could stand to lose through gambling!

Scatterbrain · 10-10-2010, 10:02 PM

or the money SHE could stand to lose that would be better spent on a nice lunch with you, somewhere a few miles out of town...........

Dominator Dan · 10-10-2010, 10:26 PM

i wonder what she does with those chocolate bunnies before giving you them

Evan · 10-10-2010, 11:06 PM

AHHAHAHAHA

Dungeon Snake · 10-10-2010, 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lyntan

yeah i am gonna play it safe and mention something about being worried about her intentions. she's honestly so desperate to fuck me that i don't think anything that i said could fuck it up, unless maybe i explicitly demanded payment or something really offensive. here's some text messages i've had from her this week:

"although you calling me mrs ***** the other day caused all kinds of naughty schoolboy thoughts. oh. my. god. instant orgasm!!! THAT was a fun afternoon..."

"tom, i can think of LOTS of ways to repay you and i am looking forward to every one of them. i am quite demanding but i give as good as i get."

"now if only we could get YOU inside those panties. S"

"did you pass out somewhere? i was hoping you could talk dirty to me so i could get myself off one more time before bed. S"

she signs most messages with her first initial which is the cheesiest thing ever and is a great example of why she's so unsexy

AAAAAAAAGHHHHhhh you shit. i'm seriously getting so mad at you right now that you aren't already having sex with this woman.

Bjorny · 10-10-2010, 11:47 PM

haha, i love you lyntan. this is an excellent thread.

Steve Adair · 10-12-2010, 02:04 AM

Dungeon Snake · 10-12-2010, 02:06 AM

i know steve adair is with me on this one

10-10-2010, 06:58 PM	#26
Lyntan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14,315	i'm actually going to delay doing this for a bit though, i'll explain... i really want to fuck this girl i work with, she's amazing and i pretty much love her. if you read the ugliest girl you've slept with thread, the blonde girl i've mentioned on the latest page (she's not ugly, but she was in the same picture as one of the trolls i posted) is friends with the girl i love at work, and my plan was to give her a really good fuck so she would tell girl at work about it. then girl at work would fuck me. because she already wants to anyway but she has a boyfriend, i just need to tip her over the edge. anyway i slept with the blonde girl last night but i was wasted and didn't do enough to earn a great review, so i need to sleep with her again this week. if i fuck the old woman i'll have to tell a couple of my colleagues about it (they'll find it too funny) and work girl will inevitably find out, and think i'm a dick for doing it while i'm involved with her friend. i have no idea if that makes sense, i'm pretty drunk
Lyntan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14,315

10-10-2010, 07:12 PM	#29
Evan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,819	Fixed :P Also, Christo. I could give a fuck what the old bag thinks. It's just that Lyntan should protect himself when he wants to back out of it.
Evan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,819

10-10-2010, 07:30 PM	#30
Lyntan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14,315	yeah i am gonna play it safe and mention something about being worried about her intentions. she's honestly so desperate to fuck me that i don't think anything that i said could fuck it up, unless maybe i explicitly demanded payment or something really offensive. here's some text messages i've had from her this week: "although you calling me mrs ***** the other day caused all kinds of naughty schoolboy thoughts. oh. my. god. instant orgasm!!! THAT was a fun afternoon..." "tom, i can think of LOTS of ways to repay you and i am looking forward to every one of them. i am quite demanding but i give as good as i get." "now if only we could get YOU inside those panties. S" "did you pass out somewhere? i was hoping you could talk dirty to me so i could get myself off one more time before bed. S" she signs most messages with her first initial which is the cheesiest thing ever and is a great example of why she's so unsexy
Lyntan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14,315

10-10-2010, 07:50 PM	#33
Evan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,819	Lyntan, I would like to have sex with you.
Evan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,819

10-10-2010, 08:57 PM	#35
Evan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,819	Fucking a girls best friend so she can tell the other girl she fucked him and give a good review. Then said girl will fuck lyntan because she wants to also be fucked. LYNTAN POST A PICTURE PLZ OF URSELF.
Evan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,819

10-10-2010, 09:00 PM	#36
Steve Adair Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 5,165	hes got a video of himself wiping his own ass somewhere around here

10-10-2010, 09:11 PM	#37
Scatterbrain Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 8,564	hahaha another great thread tom

10-10-2010, 09:11 PM	#38
Lyntan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14,315	i've taken that down ^one of about three photos i have, since i'm not on facebook. i'm not that good looking, i just wear weird clothes and act cool
Lyntan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14,315

10-10-2010, 09:22 PM	#39
Scatterbrain Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 8,564	i swear to god every picture i've seen of you all this time i've known you, you've never looked the same!

10-10-2010, 09:23 PM	#40
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,441	Which one's you?
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,441

10-10-2010, 09:25 PM	#41
Lyntan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14,315	haaaaaa
Lyntan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14,315

10-10-2010, 09:44 PM	#42
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,441	Haha, yeah
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,441

10-10-2010, 10:02 PM	#44
Scatterbrain Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 8,564	or the money SHE could stand to lose that would be better spent on a nice lunch with you, somewhere a few miles out of town...........

10-10-2010, 10:26 PM	#45
Dominator Dan Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 11,564	i wonder what she does with those chocolate bunnies before giving you them

10-10-2010, 11:06 PM	#46
Evan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,819	AHHAHAHAHA
Evan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,819

10-10-2010, 11:47 PM	#48
Bjorny Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 7,217	haha, i love you lyntan. this is an excellent thread.
Bjorny Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 7,217

10-12-2010, 02:04 AM	#49
Steve Adair Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 5,165

10-12-2010, 02:06 AM	#50
Dungeon Snake Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 17,519	i know steve adair is with me on this one

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