a very rich married woman wants to have an affair with me

[Lyntan]

this woman has basically been my stalker for the past year, she knows my shift pattern at subway and comes in at least once every time i work, sometimes two or three times, and brings me a chocolate bunny every week. here:





she's 40 and american, married with two kids, and when i say rich i mean like she's a fucking millionaire. she lives next door to carlos tevez (soccer player). i think most of her money is from her husband but she's also high up at some big american company. i gave her my number when i split up with my gf because she gets corporate season tickets for manchester united and i want a piece of that

the thing is i'm not attracted to her at all, i'm actually really into older women and she certainly wouldn't be the ugliest girl i'd fucked, but when you see her in person she's really really unattractive, she walks like a man and just isn't at all sexy basically, like sometimes even ugly people can be sexy but she's got nothing. i want to fuck her just because it'd be funny (also united tickets) but i can't get myself motivated to do it :[ she's invited me to join her in her hot tub tonight, but i dunno if i'm gonna go

i'm gonna fuck her at some point anyway, so i'll report back. best case scenario is she buys me loads of shit in return for a few no-strings fucks, worst case is she turns psycho and i end up getting murdered by her husband. i earn minimum wage so i'll take the risk