a very rich married woman wants to have an affair with me

Lyntan · 10-10-2010, 01:38 PM

this woman has basically been my stalker for the past year, she knows my shift pattern at subway and comes in at least once every time i work, sometimes two or three times, and brings me a chocolate bunny every week. here:

she's 40 and american, married with two kids, and when i say rich i mean like she's a fucking millionaire. she lives next door to carlos tevez (soccer player). i think most of her money is from her husband but she's also high up at some big american company. i gave her my number when i split up with my gf because she gets corporate season tickets for manchester united and i want a piece of that

the thing is i'm not attracted to her at all, i'm actually really into older women and she certainly wouldn't be the ugliest girl i'd fucked, but when you see her in person she's really really unattractive, she walks like a man and just isn't at all sexy basically, like sometimes even ugly people can be sexy but she's got nothing. i want to fuck her just because it'd be funny (also united tickets) but i can't get myself motivated to do it :[ she's invited me to join her in her hot tub tonight, but i dunno if i'm gonna go

i'm gonna fuck her at some point anyway, so i'll report back. best case scenario is she buys me loads of shit in return for a few no-strings fucks, worst case is she turns psycho and i end up getting murdered by her husband. i earn minimum wage so i'll take the risk

Kevitus · 10-10-2010, 01:43 PM

I can't believe what I am seeing.

Happyjuice · 10-10-2010, 01:45 PM

Lyntan · 10-10-2010, 01:47 PM

i never cheated on my girlfriend. i've never had an issue with sleeping with people in relationships though, i think since it's glamourised so much on tv i don't feel bad about it

Happyjuice · 02:09 PM

McJuicy · 10-10-2010, 02:26 PM

millionaires can have you killed and can afford lawyers to stay out of jail
I would heed caution

Nixon · 10-10-2010, 02:43 PM

hahaha god dam , lyntan you are my hero

Andres · 10-10-2010, 02:47 PM

if you don't smear 3dmm.com on her face w/ ur cum ill ban you from existence itself

Damage Jackal · 10-10-2010, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyle McJuicy

millionaires can have you killed and can afford lawyers to stay out of jail
I would heed caution

this is basically exactly what i said to him on msn

Trooper · 10-10-2010, 05:20 PM

Rape her.

But seriously, she looks like the sort of person who would seriously fuck you up if you tried to end it and she wanted to carry on. If you told her that it was just a bit of casual sex and she was angling for something long-term (which isn't far from the realms of possibility if she's been bringing you chocolate bunnies once a week), she could ruin your life and make you miserable for the next year or two.

Just think about any film where this situation arises and consider the events, only without the illogical happy endings where everything turns out OK for no good reason. I'm aware that films don't often mirror reality but this is one of those cases where they could potentially be a useful source.

I mean, I don't know her and she could be very nice but from what I've got to go on, I conclude that SHE WILL RUIN YOU.

Allergic 2 Life · 10-10-2010, 05:26 PM

hahahah this is awesome!

Lizard · 10-10-2010, 05:33 PM

My God. What is an old woman like her wearing briefs like THAT.

I never really saw the appeal for saggy vaginas.

NearHi · 10-10-2010, 05:40 PM

Lyntan, don't do it.
I know this prolly doesn't hold much weight, but if you do I will never respect you ever again. I hold marriage as a pretty serious thing and if you are KNOWINGLY going to sleep with a married woman just because you think it's funny, then that's pretty low.

Damage Jackal · 10-10-2010, 05:47 PM

you know who you're talking to here right

Dungeon Snake · 10-10-2010, 06:04 PM

uh why are you fucking asking this question. why are you fucking here talking to me. why are you not banging this chick into a fucking black hole right now. why are you reading this post. stop reading this post and go fuck this woman. i will seriously drop everything i am doing and fly to fucking merry old england and personally beat the living fuck out of you right now and then take your cock in my hand and shove it into this woman's cunt if you do not fuck her immediately, you stupid ape

Dungeon Snake · 10-10-2010, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happyjuice

Maybe I'm a pussy but I don't cheat on my girlfriends. And I don't have sex with people in relationships. Just cause i can't imagine being the man married to her.

here's my policy, i don't cheat with women who are in relationships with my friends or people i respect. i don't cheat with women who love their boyfriends and i wouldn't cheat with a woman who just got married or engaged, because those women still love their men. but i would have absolutely no qualms whatsoever about sleeping with an older married woman who's trapped in a loveless relationship 15-year+ with some old fucker who can't get boners and doesn't care about her. that seems totally morally fine to me

Steve Adair · 10-10-2010, 06:39 PM

if you video tape it and post it ill paypal you $20

Evan · 10-10-2010, 06:41 PM

Just fuck her. You're not going to get killed. However, before you do anything with her you need to explain your intentions up front. I seriously doubt you'll be the only young man under her thumb. You both want something from eachother, why not benefit from a little whoring? Make sure you wear a condom, and as I said, make sure you're clear on your intentions with each other before you have sex. And if you dont fuck her... I WILL LLOLOL!OL!O?

EDIT: P.S. What if her husband likes to watch? Would you still fuck her? Maybe it'll get you a better job?

Trooper · 10-10-2010, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evan

Make sure you wear a condom, and as I said, make sure you're clear on your intentions with each other before you have sex.

Yeah. Even if you ignore everything else in this thread, do these two things.

Dungeon Snake · 10-10-2010, 06:45 PM

having a horny sugar-mama is like the ur-opportunity for young man. who CARES if you don't find her attractive, that does not factor into the equation even faintly

Dungeon Snake · 10-10-2010, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trooper

Yeah. Even if you ignore everything else in this thread, do these two things.

fuck that, enough of this bullshit. "state your intentions"? what kind of gay advice is that? god dammit christo is getting upset!

Evan · 07:11 PM

Am I the only that doesn't have a problem getting a hard-on for like pretty much anything that isn't a fat cow of a woman? I mean as long as they're skinny I can imagine fucking them.

Steve Adair · 10-10-2010, 06:50 PM

the way i look at fucking a zero is this... its better than jerking off

Lyntan · 10-10-2010, 06:50 PM

haha christo yeah that's basically it, attraction shouldn't factor into this at all and it's something that i know i have to do, but honestly man i'm physically repulsed by her. it's the way she speaks and her body language, she's one of the least sexy people i've ever encountered

Evan · 10-10-2010, 06:53 PM

BETTER BUY SOME VIAGRA BOY.

10-10-2010, 01:38 PM	#1
Lyntan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14,315	a very rich married woman wants to have an affair with me this woman has basically been my stalker for the past year, she knows my shift pattern at subway and comes in at least once every time i work, sometimes two or three times, and brings me a chocolate bunny every week. here: she's 40 and american, married with two kids, and when i say rich i mean like she's a fucking millionaire. she lives next door to carlos tevez (soccer player). i think most of her money is from her husband but she's also high up at some big american company. i gave her my number when i split up with my gf because she gets corporate season tickets for manchester united and i want a piece of that the thing is i'm not attracted to her at all, i'm actually really into older women and she certainly wouldn't be the ugliest girl i'd fucked, but when you see her in person she's really really unattractive, she walks like a man and just isn't at all sexy basically, like sometimes even ugly people can be sexy but she's got nothing. i want to fuck her just because it'd be funny (also united tickets) but i can't get myself motivated to do it :[ she's invited me to join her in her hot tub tonight, but i dunno if i'm gonna go i'm gonna fuck her at some point anyway, so i'll report back. best case scenario is she buys me loads of shit in return for a few no-strings fucks, worst case is she turns psycho and i end up getting murdered by her husband. i earn minimum wage so i'll take the risk
Lyntan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14,315

10-10-2010, 01:43 PM	#2
Kevitus Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,542	I can't believe what I am seeing.
Kevitus Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,542

10-10-2010, 01:47 PM	#4
Lyntan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14,315	i never cheated on my girlfriend. i've never had an issue with sleeping with people in relationships though, i think since it's glamourised so much on tv i don't feel bad about it
Lyntan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14,315

10-10-2010, 01:52 PM	#5
Happyjuice Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,573	-
	Last edited by Happyjuice : 10-10-2010 at 02:09 PM.

10-10-2010, 02:26 PM	#6
McJuicy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 8,786	millionaires can have you killed and can afford lawyers to stay out of jail I would heed caution
McJuicy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 8,786

10-10-2010, 01:45 PM	#3
Happyjuice Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,573	-

10-10-2010, 02:43 PM	#7
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,293	hahaha god dam , lyntan you are my hero
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,293

10-10-2010, 02:47 PM	#8
Andres Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,797	if you don't smear 3dmm.com on her face w/ ur cum ill ban you from existence itself
Andres Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,797

10-10-2010, 05:20 PM	#10
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,441	Rape her. But seriously, she looks like the sort of person who would seriously fuck you up if you tried to end it and she wanted to carry on. If you told her that it was just a bit of casual sex and she was angling for something long-term (which isn't far from the realms of possibility if she's been bringing you chocolate bunnies once a week), she could ruin your life and make you miserable for the next year or two. Just think about any film where this situation arises and consider the events, only without the illogical happy endings where everything turns out OK for no good reason. I'm aware that films don't often mirror reality but this is one of those cases where they could potentially be a useful source. I mean, I don't know her and she could be very nice but from what I've got to go on, I conclude that SHE WILL RUIN YOU.
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,441

10-10-2010, 05:26 PM	#11
Allergic 2 Life Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,459	hahahah this is awesome!

10-10-2010, 05:33 PM	#12
Lizard Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 7,081	My God. What is an old woman like her wearing briefs like THAT. I never really saw the appeal for saggy vaginas.
Lizard Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 7,081

10-10-2010, 05:40 PM	#13
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483	Lyntan, don't do it. I know this prolly doesn't hold much weight, but if you do I will never respect you ever again. I hold marriage as a pretty serious thing and if you are KNOWINGLY going to sleep with a married woman just because you think it's funny, then that's pretty low.
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483

10-10-2010, 05:47 PM	#14
Damage Jackal Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 18,523	you know who you're talking to here right

10-10-2010, 06:04 PM	#15
Dungeon Snake Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 17,519	uh why are you fucking asking this question. why are you fucking here talking to me. why are you not banging this chick into a fucking black hole right now. why are you reading this post. stop reading this post and go fuck this woman. i will seriously drop everything i am doing and fly to fucking merry old england and personally beat the living fuck out of you right now and then take your cock in my hand and shove it into this woman's cunt if you do not fuck her immediately, you stupid ape

10-10-2010, 06:39 PM	#17
Steve Adair Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 5,165	if you video tape it and post it ill paypal you $20

10-10-2010, 06:41 PM	#18
Evan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,819	Just fuck her. You're not going to get killed. However, before you do anything with her you need to explain your intentions up front. I seriously doubt you'll be the only young man under her thumb. You both want something from eachother, why not benefit from a little whoring? Make sure you wear a condom, and as I said, make sure you're clear on your intentions with each other before you have sex. And if you dont fuck her... I WILL LLOLOL!OL!O? EDIT: P.S. What if her husband likes to watch? Would you still fuck her? Maybe it'll get you a better job?
Evan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,819

10-10-2010, 06:45 PM	#20
Dungeon Snake Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 17,519	having a horny sugar-mama is like the ur-opportunity for young man. who CARES if you don't find her attractive, that does not factor into the equation even faintly

10-10-2010, 06:47 PM	#22
Evan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,819	Am I the only that doesn't have a problem getting a hard-on for like pretty much anything that isn't a fat cow of a woman? I mean as long as they're skinny I can imagine fucking them.
Evan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,819	Last edited by Evan : 10-10-2010 at 07:11 PM.

10-10-2010, 06:50 PM	#23
Steve Adair Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 5,165	the way i look at fucking a zero is this... its better than jerking off

10-10-2010, 06:53 PM	#25
Evan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,819	BETTER BUY SOME VIAGRA BOY.
Evan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,819

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