Frank Muscles - The Protector of Ordinary Customs

Frank Muscles - The Protector of Ordinary Customs · 04:48 PM

Watch and be educated

Pogo · 07-16-2010, 01:24 AM

THIS MOVIE HAS CHANGED MY LIFE.
10/10

Tuna Hematoma · 07-16-2010, 01:57 AM

I watched about 10 minutes of this and it was about a guy that stopped people from doing "unmanly things" (read: gay) and beat them up/killed them or something. I assume it went on like this for another 15 minutes.

This kid has a lot of gay hate in him, only one can assume he is a closet homosexual.

FrankMuscles · 07-16-2010, 02:55 AM

gay? homosexual? he's killing "unordinaries"

edit: and the actual story starts 10 min in

Nokes · 07-16-2010, 07:03 AM

Well, these "unordinaries" seem to resemble typical homosexual stereotypes. And we as Canadians do not like gay bashers

Mabdog · 07-16-2010, 03:22 PM

wtf is this homophobic shit?

Mabdog · 07-16-2010, 03:32 PM

hahaha what the hell did I just watch?

Nixon · 07-17-2010, 11:43 AM

ahahahaha "you cant take away my drink, its scrum diddily umptious"

Cubert · 08-16-2010, 10:50 AM

so many fantastic moments in this film. too many to list

frank is hilarious. esp. when he's talking about harold's 'beautiful locks of hair', or asking that policeman if they can try on uniforms together. a manly icon for the ages!

Kramerica · 08-16-2010, 08:05 PM

Yeah I think I've got a lot of unordinaries prowling around my town. But now I know who to call!

Slime · 10:51 PM

This movie actually has some genuinely funny moments. Also, its clearly by someone a bit older, not another random 13-year-old. I'm wondering if its one of our 3dmm.com members under a separate account.
The voice acting is funny, so are the music changes, and certain parts made me laugh out loud like when they are driving the car in circles.

As the movie goes on, The main characters show signs of being "unordinary" themselves - Frank Muscles hits on a guy and repeatedly says how he loves his beautiful hair. They also end up loving a character that turns out to be "unordinary" - the general.

Orcus · 08-16-2010, 11:55 PM

I bet it's Taco.

FrankMuscles · 08-17-2010, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orcus

I bet it's Taco.

Who is Taco? I'll bet he's unordinary.

Trooper · 08-17-2010, 12:03 AM

Haha. Unordinary, certainly. But completely manly and then some, if that's what you're getting at.

Orcus · 08-17-2010, 12:04 AM

Are you kidding? He invented unordinary.

FrankMuscles · 08-17-2010, 12:31 AM

Whoever he is I am not he. I am the protector of ordinary customs. I am Frank Muscles.

Breed · 08-17-2010, 05:05 AM

god I miss him

Slime · 04-09-2011, 08:32 PM

This movie really wasn't bad, and Taco, Pogo, and Dominator Dan, seriously WTF giving it 1 and 2%. I feel like you probably watched the first minute and rated it. Ratings like that should be kept off this site, that's so unfair considering the other genuinely noob movies that come out these days, and are given mid-range reviews from you guys, just because they are noobs. This movie was actually fairly funny.

Also I'd like to know who Frank Muscles was, and who his IP matched with.

Tuna Hematoma · 04-09-2011, 10:13 PM

I swear you're autistic.

Slime · 06:46 AM

i swear youre a JERK
to frank muscles

Old Rivers · 04-10-2011, 06:10 PM

so who was it?

Tuna Hematoma · 04-10-2011, 06:12 PM

FRANK MUSCLES CAN SUCK A BAG OF DICKS

loremipsum · 03-16-2016, 05:30 AM

Hey, everyone! Admitting this may get me banned, but I was one of the creators of Frank Muscles and the principle troll who ran the account, and for the latter, I apologize. I totally deserved to get banned.

I am only posting this to let you know that although Frank Muscles was originally uploaded to MetaCafe, a higher quality version was uploaded to YouTube about four years ago after YouTube allowed longer videos. If people still care and want to see it, here's the link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWMSGXnsjVY

Old Rivers · 03-16-2016, 05:32 AM

wait, are you weenfanmike? i thought he made this.

loremipsum · 03-16-2016, 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Rivers

wait, are you weenfanmike? i thought he made this.

No, I'm his brother. I worked on it with WeenFanMike and our cousin.

07-16-2010, 01:24 AM	#2
Pogo Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 3,228	THIS MOVIE HAS CHANGED MY LIFE. 10/10
Pogo Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 3,228

07-16-2010, 02:55 AM	#4
FrankMuscles Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 18	gay? homosexual? he's killing "unordinaries" edit: and the actual story starts 10 min in
FrankMuscles Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 18

07-16-2010, 07:03 AM	#5
Nokes Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,375	Well, these "unordinaries" seem to resemble typical homosexual stereotypes. And we as Canadians do not like gay bashers
Nokes Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,375

07-16-2010, 03:22 PM	#6
Mabdog Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 5,670	wtf is this homophobic shit?
Mabdog Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 5,670

07-16-2010, 03:32 PM	#7
Mabdog Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 5,670	hahaha what the hell did I just watch?
Mabdog Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 5,670

07-16-2010, 01:57 AM	#3
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	I watched about 10 minutes of this and it was about a guy that stopped people from doing "unmanly things" (read: gay) and beat them up/killed them or something. I assume it went on like this for another 15 minutes. This kid has a lot of gay hate in him, only one can assume he is a closet homosexual.

07-17-2010, 11:43 AM	#8
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,293	ahahahaha "you cant take away my drink, its scrum diddily umptious"
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,293

08-16-2010, 10:50 AM	#9
Cubert Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,990	so many fantastic moments in this film. too many to list frank is hilarious. esp. when he's talking about harold's 'beautiful locks of hair', or asking that policeman if they can try on uniforms together. a manly icon for the ages!
Cubert Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,990

08-16-2010, 08:05 PM	#10
Kramerica Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 1	Unordinaries in my town! Yeah I think I've got a lot of unordinaries prowling around my town. But now I know who to call!
Kramerica Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 1

08-16-2010, 10:17 PM	#11
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	This movie actually has some genuinely funny moments. Also, its clearly by someone a bit older, not another random 13-year-old. I'm wondering if its one of our 3dmm.com members under a separate account. The voice acting is funny, so are the music changes, and certain parts made me laugh out loud like when they are driving the car in circles. As the movie goes on, The main characters show signs of being "unordinary" themselves - Frank Muscles hits on a guy and repeatedly says how he loves his beautiful hair. They also end up loving a character that turns out to be "unordinary" - the general.
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	Last edited by Slime : 08-16-2010 at 10:51 PM.

08-16-2010, 11:55 PM	#12
Orcus Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 8,146	I bet it's Taco.
Orcus Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 8,146

08-17-2010, 12:03 AM	#14
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,441	Haha. Unordinary, certainly. But completely manly and then some, if that's what you're getting at.
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,441

08-17-2010, 12:04 AM	#15
Orcus Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 8,146	Are you kidding? He invented unordinary.
Orcus Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 8,146

08-17-2010, 12:31 AM	#16
FrankMuscles Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 18	Whoever he is I am not he. I am the protector of ordinary customs. I am Frank Muscles.
FrankMuscles Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 18

08-17-2010, 05:05 AM	#17
Breed Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 7,768	god I miss him
Breed Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 7,768

04-09-2011, 08:32 PM	#18
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	This movie really wasn't bad, and Taco, Pogo, and Dominator Dan, seriously WTF giving it 1 and 2%. I feel like you probably watched the first minute and rated it. Ratings like that should be kept off this site, that's so unfair considering the other genuinely noob movies that come out these days, and are given mid-range reviews from you guys, just because they are noobs. This movie was actually fairly funny. Also I'd like to know who Frank Muscles was, and who his IP matched with.
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891

04-09-2011, 10:13 PM	#19
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	I swear you're autistic.

04-10-2011, 06:10 AM	#20
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	i swear youre a JERK to frank muscles
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	Last edited by Slime : 04-10-2011 at 06:46 AM.

04-10-2011, 06:10 PM	#21
Old Rivers Super Moderator Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 6,985	so who was it?

04-10-2011, 06:12 PM	#22
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	FRANK MUSCLES CAN SUCK A BAG OF DICKS

03-16-2016, 05:30 AM	#23
loremipsum Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 4	Hey, everyone! Admitting this may get me banned, but I was one of the creators of Frank Muscles and the principle troll who ran the account, and for the latter, I apologize. I totally deserved to get banned. I am only posting this to let you know that although Frank Muscles was originally uploaded to MetaCafe, a higher quality version was uploaded to YouTube about four years ago after YouTube allowed longer videos. If people still care and want to see it, here's the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWMSGXnsjVY
loremipsum Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 4

03-16-2016, 05:32 AM	#24
Old Rivers Super Moderator Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 6,985	wait, are you weenfanmike? i thought he made this.