dreams

[Mabdog]

Every time you dream. Write it in this thread. It's THAT simple.

[Michael Jeffrey]

Everything is pretty normal. Then someone yells and points up, and I see a bunch of big meteors hurtling towards the planet, in a sickening fast way that gives you vertigo and instinctively makes you want run, there's no time though as the meteors crash into the earth beyond the horizon, beyond that I can't remember although at some point I'm in my house looking outside at the ground swelling and oozing with lava in all directions. It was a weird mashup of 2012 and ID4 with elements of ponyo at the end.

[Nick The Almighty]

guy, I used to have that dream all the time

[Trooper]

I was on a bus and beat up an 11-year-old kid who reckoned he could beat me in a fight. Then I booked into a hotel and lost my key.

(I could write about 3 paragraphs but then nobody would read it)

[Nick The Almighty]

the other day I had a dream I climbed a ladder that reached out beyond our atmosphere, then when i got to the top and was looking down at the world, I jumped off sky diver style and parachuted into some crazy war where we were fighting the japs, and for some reason I was the best soldier ever.


as soon as I woke up I went and played battlefield for like 4 hours

[Gorosaurus]

[Shaun]

I was I driving down the road and up ahead was a fork in the road. I wanted to go right but the steering malfunctioned and the car turned to the left. I wasn't strong enough to turn the car against its own force so I fish tailed in the middle of the street. I was certain an oncoming car was going to smack into me, so I drove across the street to this seedy looking house. a couple small things happened after that. the end

Another dream, I found my step dad's (I don't have a step dad) hidden money stash. Thousands of dollars. I was going to steal it, but then I felt guilty. I remembered he was in prison, and he'll be there for a while. I found even more money after that, and helped myself to all of it. Awesome

[Mabdog]

I was at this party with a giant trough of all you can eat burgers.. and they were REALLY REALLY good. I kept going back to get more and more. These drug testor people showed up.. and I was certain I would turn up positive for weed. So I had to hide from them, all the while going and stealing several burgers every once in a while. Eventually someone moved the thing of burgers into another part of the party that was several hundred stories up and the only way to get there was this sky elevator. They disabled it after everyone got up so no one they didn't like would show up. So I had to climb up this giant structure, hundreds of feet into the air (I even made some crazy mirrors edge jumps onto cranes and shit). When I arrived the food was gone, but I hung out with the people there anyway. Everyone was really nice and I ended up boning some unknown girl on the couch. I then went to sleep. When I woke up, everyone was gone, and it was just a room. A big empty room. No furniture (except the couch) or anything. I walked out and stepped in the elevator.. but apparently it had been disconnected again (assholes). So I had to find some other way off of this strange structure into the sky and home. Getting down was out of the question. I did some crazy shit to get up there, and several important ledges and things broke. So I had to take a strange path that I seem to have known about but was avoiding. I knew in my head nothing good was down that path. It was a giant floating landform that lead slowly downward to earth again. I started walking the path and I was surrounded by woods. I then came to a horse, which I mounted and started riding. I rode onto a beach but stopped when I saw something in the water. I looked at it from a distance to try to figure out what it was, and slowly, all these animals that looked like they had been covered in oil started walking out of the water and onto the beach. There were bears and lions and wolves, and I rode off as fast as possible to try to escape (red dead redemption). I was throwing dynamite back at them, but it wasn't phasing them. One large cat-like thing grabbed onto the back of my horse and was gnawing on its ass. I started stabbing at it with a knife, but it hardly moved. My horse went down and I had to run for it. Eventually I reached my hometown, but it was submerged in water.. and as soon as the animals touched it they dissolved. I remember someone carrying a shark on a leash like a dog.. and that's it.

[Nokes]

Me, my dad, my brothers, my sister, and my former boss in-place of my mom, were driving home from Toronto after seeing a movie.

Far off in the distance, we could see a huge mushroom cloud from and exploding chemical plant, I couldn't hear the explosion but I was close enough to, and no one cared to much though.

So as we're quietly smiling and driving along, we drive through a puddle of hot red stuff from the plant, and our van started to melt, and the red stuff started seeping through and filling the van. We were still all smiles and laughing though, and as it got up to our necks, we all said our good byes.

Back in real life, I couldn't wake up for a few seconds so I actually thought I died.

[Mabdog]

I just had a dream about going to a friends birthday party but it was kind of off. I'm going back to sleep to see if I can pick up where I left off.

[Kale Monster]

last night i dreamt i was an impostor John Lennon and Dean was my fake McCartney and we had the world completely fooled.

[Michael Jeffrey]

bahahaha thats awesome

[Bobby Swisha]

I had a scary dream today when I went to take a nap. I dreamt that someone was knocking on my fire escape door. At first they were knocking and I was busy with something so it took me a second to get there, and when I did they were gone.

Then some stuff happened and I went out in the dream and came back.

So it's nighttime, and I suddenly hear knocks on my door again, except they sounds really violent and like they're trying to break the door down. I run up to the door to open it, and I can hear the people on the other side are just cussing me out and they're just furious. And I try to say, "One second, one second" but my voice doesn't work, and I'm trying to open the door but the same way as my voice, I can't do it.

Then I woke up really fast.

Doesn't sound that scary, but it's always fucked up to have dreams about the same place where you're sleeping and something bad happens.

[Brimz]

I just had a dream. The first half of it was shitty and random, like a normal dream. I ordered everything off of a restaurant's menu for a hidden camera show, and the worker became super pissed off. Then I left and drove to this other place, nothing is really interesting except people light up the road with lights to indicate lanes (probably a good idea).

BUT the second half was a second dream in the series I started recently (I had the first dream within a few months I think). I was in a parallel universe where I knew most of the people that I seen there, and I was noticing the small differences between the two universes. My girlfriend was there, and didn't know me, but I was going to show her that she knows me in the other universe. My first instinct in the dream was to use Facebook because I thought parallel universes were somehow interconnected through the internet, which I now realize is dumb. I think my mind sensed ahead that it would create a contradiction if it actually did work, so maybe that's why I woke up as I was searching for that (the dream was long and just ended at that point).

[Trooper]

I was on a 6 hour journey in the car yesterday and decided to sleep through some of it. I dreamt there was a little pot in front of me and I reached out to grab it. Then I opened my eyes and I was sticking my real, awake-body arm out in front of me. Sort of weird.

[Nokes]

That kinda reminds me of a dream I had where I was falling, and I woke up when I reached the bottom, and I was on the floor

[HMC]

You guys ever have an erotic dream and then you wake up with an erection and you're like "Aw yeah, that was amazing. Time to jack off to this shit" and then you realize nothing about the dream was actually erotic, and then you're like "...fuck"?

This has happened to me a couple times.

[Jacob Adams]

no but sometimes i wake up with an erection that hurts like never before imagined. like, i must have been hard for hours because it hurts THAT BAD.

[Dr Ashworth]

^ Hahah.

I dreamed last night that I had these HUUUGE teeth. And one of the teeth was dangling off another teeth, reaching my knees. I remember looking in the mirror and thinking, "DAMN, I need to see a dentist."

[Ben Rice]

last dream I remember was a few days ago, I was what appeared to be the download festival once again but this time with a bunch of friends from college (whom I never really meet up with outside of college), there were two main stages right next to eachother as there was this year due to AC/DC playing the friday (and demanding they bring their own stage and set set etc.) It was kinda evening scenario and instead of the AC/DC stage is was just another stage but with a big red curtain blocking the audience from seeing what was behind it.

I believe in this dream that System of a Down were about to play (instead of AC/DC, therefore they were headlining the fest), though they never came on stage, this dream was just about the buildup. Three random people came onstage while we were waiting and started doing random pyro tricks, setting fire to themselves and for some reason their clothes were like black spandex with little white lights on them. Eventually it looked like SOAD were about to come on stage and a wall of death started opening up behind me (I was pretty much at the barrier), I look behind me to see what it looks like and for some reason I see REX THE DINOSAUR FROM TOY STORY standing in the middle of this gap in the audience, just looking around all foolish like.

Then I woke up.

[Lizard]

I had a couple dreams last night.

I dreamt that I had a broken hip and the bone was pretty much almost coming out of my skin. I had to deal with it though and the more I walked around, the more the bone stuck out. However, I was able to keep the bone under my skin by leaning to my left. Later on in that dream, I was watching the world cup. Germany lost against England, so German started tearing up a bunch of Peter Rabbit plushies in front of the England fans. The fans then threw fireworks at the Germans and all their limbs were being exploded off with blood everywhere.

My second dream starred Jet Li. He had a wife and a mutant child who looked like a Licker from Resident Evil, which lived in the attic. It would constantly say "Mummy...Daddy..." in a very high pitched voice. Jet Li had to feed his mutant child, but it only fed on human flesh. He didn't want to be fed on himself, so he tied up his wife and had the mutant chase after him outside of the house. He then climbed back into the house and ran next to his tied up wife. He then killed himself before the mutant got to him and tricked it to eat his wife.

Both dreams I woke up petrified.

[Shaun]

Dreamt I ate out this girl (irl I haven't seen in over a year) at a party in some stranger's house. Awesome.

[Cubert]

I dreamed I was on a plane landing in this non-existant, beautiful country. The windows were kinda smeared, in that way that they're both blurry and seem to reflect little rainbow-oil-spill things.

It was sunset (an unreally vivid and breath-taking orange kinda sunset you could only get in a dream) and these glowing purple flowers were sprouting all around this village we were visiting (me and some other people I never took notice of). I had a proper DSLR camera with me, and remember quite clearly zooming through the lens to look right at the minute details of one of the glowing flowers. I also played around with the focus for a while.

This might sound weird, but this dream struck me as important. Firstly, because I never dream stuff this nice, but also because I think it's the first time I've ever dreamed anything out of focus. The foggy windows on the plane, and the focus on the camera. Never had that breed of detail before.

[Roadkill Dave]

I had a very bizarre dream last night about some kid I used to know from school. I fell asleep piss drunk and I think it makes a difference because I'm never this violent in dreams. (this is the dream now) he owned this shitty grocery store and tried to charge me £5 for a yoghurt so I basically said fuck you and left. I met my friend in town and realised I'd left my acoustic guitar in his shop and had to go back and get it. When I got back he basically told me he gave it away so I just started following him around shouting at him, eventually we ended up in some weird chinese-looking restaurant. I continued following him around and just started casually punching him in the head and trying to beat the shit out of him. he still wouldnt give me the fucking money (for some reason I needed 450,000 to repay the guitar despite mine only being worth about 300).
woke up hungover and the first thing I saw on my facebook in the morning was a status from him. Even though he'd never actually done anything to me I couldn't help but subconciously think 'what a prick'

[Mabdog]

I had a fucking crazy weird one last night.

so I was on my way to an old friends house(I barely even knew the guy.. so it was really strange he invited me to a party) I had never been to his house before (he had written his address on an envelope) and I seemed to end up at the house. I went in.

There was a fairly big living room, and two children sitting on the ground playing video games. A woman walked up from another room. I said "oh.. sorry, this must be the wrong house". She just frowned and said "play with them. It would make them so happy". The children turned and they had the saddest faces I'd ever seen on anyone. I agreed and sat down by them.

5 minutes later, the mother (I assume) called them into another room. I wasn't sure what to do.. so I just kinda waited around for around 10 minutes.

Eventually, I realized the time and didn't want to be any later than I was already going to be to this party.

so I walked over in the direction the children went. The mother was standing there next to a door leading to a kitchen where 2 big men were eating something. I told the mom I had to go and that I was running late. She just looked angry. I then said "where did those kids go" to which she replied "oh.. they're gone now". I was a bit suprised by her statement. I looked past her into the other room, and past the two men eating and saw one guy, chopping viggorously into one of the children's dead bodies. I realized they were eating the kids, as one man picked up a chunk of one of their faces and shoved the whole thing in his mouth. I said "what the fuck" The woman said "oh.. I'm sorry you had to see that. But it's ok. It's time for initiation anyway."

She grabbed me by the arm, I swung her into the wall next to me and punched her in the face as hard as I could. She goes down. The men overheard the conversation and were all walking over to me. I picked up a hammer lying on the table next to be, and just as the first man reached me, I swung it, and hit him in the jaw. He fell down. I backed up and threw it at the second guy, hitting him in the forehead. I started running off in the other direction when I'm immendiately stopped by a giant, 8 foot tall guy with a big beard.

He grabbed me, just as the man with the knife makes it over to me. He said "your life begins now". The huge man dragged me out into their backyard, where there was this giant swimming pool.. and I mean GIANT. I looked at it. The water was dark, and murky.. and I noticed something in the water a distance away. The shadow of something MASSIVE. Swimming toward the edge.

Before I had another second to think, I was pushed into the water. There was a high pitched ringing sound. I opened my eyes to see below me. There was absolutely NO floor in sight. I looked up and saw there was no pool edge to climb up. It was just open water. I turned and saw this sea monster, becoming more visible every second it came closer. The water was so murky I still could hardly see a thing until it was right up to me. I woke up.

Seriously.. this thing was fucking scary. I saw it for a split second, but could never describe it.


fuck.. my brain is fucked up.