EVERYONE LOVES DICK: Episode 1 - Male Bonding

Jason Ruiz · 02-16-2004, 03:16 AM

http://www.falconfilms.com/disasturb...ons/eld01.html

Wellp. There it is. Comments will be greatly appreciated.

(disasturbation.com will be up soon)

Lord Blazer · 02-16-2004, 03:16 AM

FIRST VIEW, FIRST REPLY.

Jynx · 02-16-2004, 03:20 AM

Also: the Disasturbation website should be up later tonight at this address:

http://www.falconfilms.com/disasturbation/index.html

You've probably seen most of the stuff there already, but i'm gonna try to get some new shit in there for yous.

ENJOY THE SHOW NAKKUHS!
leave comments bitches.

AND if you're too lazy to do that, THEN JUST TELL ME N JASON ABOUT IT ON AIM.

Shaun · 02-16-2004, 03:28 AM

That was really funny. It seemed like it morphed from South Park to the Simpsons to Family Guy.

I loved how the personality of the clueless bonding father was so perfectly captured.

Fat Puppy · 02-16-2004, 03:34 AM

Haha, that was hilarious. That hot topic intro was classic.
LET IT BE KNOWN THAT I WAS THE FIRST TO ACTUALLY SAY SOMETHING ABOUT IT

Crowtrobot · 02-16-2004, 03:35 AM

Hahahaha that was fucking great. Really good animation and shit. And it was really funny.
Good Job
That should be on some websites like Newgrounds and shit.

Sinarach · 02-16-2004, 03:38 AM

I really like the fonts and disasturbation logo.

Yeah.

Bravoie · 02-16-2004, 03:38 AM

Great. But do we have to wait another 5 years for the next episode to be released?

Lord Blazer · 02-16-2004, 03:42 AM

My god that fucking ruled my fucking face. SEND'T TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS.

Jynx · 02-16-2004, 03:44 AM

nah, the next episode wont take as long, jasons better at animating now. Not to mention, the hardest step is over, just finishing something. I assure you we wont faggot you guys up.

Adam Clough · 02-16-2004, 03:46 AM

That was kinda disapointing, the Hot Topic comercial was awesome and so was the bird stealing his pants, but the rest inbetween just wasn't funny. Not even the two boulders.

Jason Ruiz · 02-16-2004, 03:47 AM

shit.

Shaun · 02-16-2004, 03:47 AM

Well I liked it. I'm going to link it on my site because I just have like this whole list of awesome stuff and I need a 12th link to even it out.

Matt McGowan · 02-16-2004, 03:56 AM

i thought the stuff in between was hilarious, like when he went to sit in the chair

"oh god damn it, is that a chair?"

hahaha

you really need to send that shit to newgrounds, seriously man

hilarious

Travis Wells · 02-16-2004, 03:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fester Freelance
shit.

You still haven't registered disasturbation.com, you fucker.

You know, someday, someone is gonna get real made at you and STEAL YOUR DOMAIN. Then you'll be all "OOOH MY DOMAIN WAAA" and then you will DIE.

The Chinese Jew · 02-16-2004, 03:57 AM

I'll write a review soon, but I have mixed feelings about the movie.

Lord Blazer · 02-16-2004, 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Matt McGowan
you really need to send that shit to newgrounds, seriously man

And ALbinoBlackSheep. ANd all the hip, trendy flash sites. You can be big, Jason and Marc.

Aaron Haynes · 02-16-2004, 03:59 AM

I keep having to stop and restart it because of bullshit distractions like installing programs for the homework I'm supposed to be doing, and people bothering me for whatever the fuck. So I've seen the Hot Topic commercial three times now.

It looks awesome, though.

Qaz · 02-16-2004, 04:02 AM

my review from yesterday for those who didn't read it

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He's NOT kidding, it is pretty much done...I know I'm shocked too.

And luckily for me, I won our bet of "Who hates Superstar Jared Leto more" so he reluctantly had to send me the near finished version.

And the wait has been worth it, very funny. Fester's got one of the best comedic voices, a vehicle like this just gives him a chance to show off, and it's damn fun to watch. Some pretty good writing, and the animation is better than I expected for their first episode. OH YEAH, and can't forget about Jynx, if there's anybody who's got the voice for the depressed teenager character it's him. They work well together, but you guys know that you've seen Osama's Heroes, but this more resembles Kinda Screwed, but I'd say even better.

Now it's not all good, I mean there's only male nudity and lots of it, eewwwwwwww. And lets face it the special effects were horrible and the supporting cast sucked. So you take the good with the bad I guess.

4 fish
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Congrats dewds, the website is looking pretty snazzy too...yeah snazzy!

Tuffe John · 02-16-2004, 04:12 AM

I didn't laugh but i thought "Hey, that is fun a few times."

Sinarach · 02-16-2004, 04:20 AM

I must be the only one that didn't like it.

This whole episode was about Dick. I didn’t get a feel for anyone else, and Dick’s character has been already done so many times.

The whole thing just strikes me as trying too hard to be funny. It’s just so silly. Ok, I can accept a guy has a dick for a head, but then the whole show’s content steers towards fatherhood, and a bird takes his pants, and then there’s a tasteful sex scene… wtf?

Yeah. It was gay.

Aaron Haynes · 02-16-2004, 04:23 AM

Just finished it.

I laughed really hard a few times, but it's a bit too heavy on the "Jason extensively describing what's happening" gag and doesn't really have an ending. Still, I really enjoyed it and was never bored. Best part was the boulders. "OH GOD I'M GONNA PUKE"

Looking forward to seeing more of these. Great job.

Bob Toasted · 02-16-2004, 04:29 AM

The animation could have been better, but still really good for the first episode. I can't wait to watch the show evolve into something SPECTACULAR. Funny, the whole way through. LOTS Family Guy humour expressed with the dad. AWESOMENESS.

The Chinese Jew · 02-16-2004, 04:32 AM

The commercial at the beginning was the funniest part.
The boulder scene was just.......awful!!

full review coming soon....

Dan Luke · 02-16-2004, 05:52 AM

Yeah. Alot of it seemed like it really wanted to be family guy. Lines like "women, can't live with them", and the excessive nodding thing (from the gumble to gumble episode), the kind of every day dialect parodying and stuff... even the whole basic plot of the episode (kinda)...(when stewie finds peter and lois fucking).

I really like how the Hot Topic commerical flows, I mean, I didn't laugh, but it was presented really well.

Its good shit, I bet alot of people would love it... compared to all the shit thats out there now. I really love the football/chair thing that made me laugh, same with the scene where he forces thomas in the car.

Yeah good stuff, but you should consider getting a few other uh... "creative consultants" if you will, so the style always seems fresh and different, and so you get some difference in the joke styles.

02-16-2004, 03:16 AM	#1
Jason Ruiz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 12,975	EVERYONE LOVES DICK: Episode 1 - Male Bonding http://www.falconfilms.com/disasturb...ons/eld01.html Wellp. There it is. Comments will be greatly appreciated. (disasturbation.com will be up soon)

02-16-2004, 03:20 AM	#3
Jynx Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 587	Also: the Disasturbation website should be up later tonight at this address: http://www.falconfilms.com/disasturbation/index.html You've probably seen most of the stuff there already, but i'm gonna try to get some new shit in there for yous. ENJOY THE SHOW NAKKUHS! leave comments bitches. AND if you're too lazy to do that, THEN JUST TELL ME N JASON ABOUT IT ON AIM.
Jynx Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 587

02-16-2004, 03:28 AM	#4
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	That was really funny. It seemed like it morphed from South Park to the Simpsons to Family Guy. I loved how the personality of the clueless bonding father was so perfectly captured.
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881

02-16-2004, 03:34 AM	#5
Fat Puppy Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 6,824	Haha, that was hilarious. That hot topic intro was classic. LET IT BE KNOWN THAT I WAS THE FIRST TO ACTUALLY SAY SOMETHING ABOUT IT
Fat Puppy Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 6,824

02-16-2004, 03:35 AM	#6
Crowtrobot Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 440	Hahahaha that was fucking great. Really good animation and shit. And it was really funny. Good Job That should be on some websites like Newgrounds and shit.
Crowtrobot Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 440

02-16-2004, 03:16 AM	#2
Lord Blazer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 16,879	FIRST VIEW, FIRST REPLY.

02-16-2004, 03:38 AM	#7
Sinarach Banned Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,154	I really like the fonts and disasturbation logo. Yeah.
Sinarach Banned Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,154

02-16-2004, 03:38 AM	#8
Bravoie Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 4,713	Great. But do we have to wait another 5 years for the next episode to be released?
Bravoie Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 4,713

02-16-2004, 03:42 AM	#9
Lord Blazer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 16,879	My god that fucking ruled my fucking face. SEND'T TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS.

02-16-2004, 03:44 AM	#10
Jynx Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 587	nah, the next episode wont take as long, jasons better at animating now. Not to mention, the hardest step is over, just finishing something. I assure you we wont faggot you guys up.
Jynx Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 587

02-16-2004, 03:46 AM	#11
Adam Clough Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 2,975	That was kinda disapointing, the Hot Topic comercial was awesome and so was the bird stealing his pants, but the rest inbetween just wasn't funny. Not even the two boulders.

02-16-2004, 03:47 AM	#12
Jason Ruiz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 12,975	shit.

02-16-2004, 03:56 AM	#14
Matt McGowan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 2,791	i thought the stuff in between was hilarious, like when he went to sit in the chair "oh god damn it, is that a chair?" hahaha you really need to send that shit to newgrounds, seriously man hilarious

02-16-2004, 03:57 AM	#16
The Chinese Jew Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,225	I'll write a review soon, but I have mixed feelings about the movie.

02-16-2004, 03:59 AM	#18
Aaron Haynes Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 15,125	I keep having to stop and restart it because of bullshit distractions like installing programs for the homework I'm supposed to be doing, and people bothering me for whatever the fuck. So I've seen the Hot Topic commercial three times now. It looks awesome, though.

02-16-2004, 04:02 AM	#19
Qaz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,355	my review from yesterday for those who didn't read it ------------------------------------------ He's NOT kidding, it is pretty much done...I know I'm shocked too. And luckily for me, I won our bet of "Who hates Superstar Jared Leto more" so he reluctantly had to send me the near finished version. And the wait has been worth it, very funny. Fester's got one of the best comedic voices, a vehicle like this just gives him a chance to show off, and it's damn fun to watch. Some pretty good writing, and the animation is better than I expected for their first episode. OH YEAH, and can't forget about Jynx, if there's anybody who's got the voice for the depressed teenager character it's him. They work well together, but you guys know that you've seen Osama's Heroes, but this more resembles Kinda Screwed, but I'd say even better. Now it's not all good, I mean there's only male nudity and lots of it, eewwwwwwww. And lets face it the special effects were horrible and the supporting cast sucked. So you take the good with the bad I guess. 4 fish --------------------------------------------------- Congrats dewds, the website is looking pretty snazzy too...yeah snazzy!
Qaz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,355

02-16-2004, 04:12 AM	#20
Tuffe John Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 2,825	I didn't laugh but i thought "Hey, that is fun a few times."

02-16-2004, 04:20 AM	#21
Sinarach Banned Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,154	I must be the only one that didn't like it. This whole episode was about Dick. I didn’t get a feel for anyone else, and Dick’s character has been already done so many times. The whole thing just strikes me as trying too hard to be funny. It’s just so silly. Ok, I can accept a guy has a dick for a head, but then the whole show’s content steers towards fatherhood, and a bird takes his pants, and then there’s a tasteful sex scene… wtf? Yeah. It was gay.
Sinarach Banned Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,154

02-16-2004, 04:23 AM	#22
Aaron Haynes Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 15,125	Just finished it. I laughed really hard a few times, but it's a bit too heavy on the "Jason extensively describing what's happening" gag and doesn't really have an ending. Still, I really enjoyed it and was never bored. Best part was the boulders. "OH GOD I'M GONNA PUKE" Looking forward to seeing more of these. Great job.

02-16-2004, 04:29 AM	#23
Bob Toasted Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 4,909	The animation could have been better, but still really good for the first episode. I can't wait to watch the show evolve into something SPECTACULAR. Funny, the whole way through. LOTS Family Guy humour expressed with the dad. AWESOMENESS.

02-16-2004, 04:32 AM	#24
The Chinese Jew Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,225	The commercial at the beginning was the funniest part. The boulder scene was just.......awful!! full review coming soon....

02-16-2004, 05:52 AM	#25
Dan Luke Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,827	Yeah. Alot of it seemed like it really wanted to be family guy. Lines like "women, can't live with them", and the excessive nodding thing (from the gumble to gumble episode), the kind of every day dialect parodying and stuff... even the whole basic plot of the episode (kinda)...(when stewie finds peter and lois fucking). I really like how the Hot Topic commerical flows, I mean, I didn't laugh, but it was presented really well. Its good shit, I bet alot of people would love it... compared to all the shit thats out there now. I really love the football/chair thing that made me laugh, same with the scene where he forces thomas in the car. Yeah good stuff, but you should consider getting a few other uh... "creative consultants" if you will, so the style always seems fresh and different, and so you get some difference in the joke styles.
Dan Luke Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,827