TEN attributes for a significant other. Thread.

Gorosaurus · 01-23-2004, 09:16 PM

Yeah, what 10 things do you look for in a 'soul mate'? Or something to that nature... I don't think I need more of a description. But it's not about what [i]turns you on[i], but rather what attracts you in the first place.

Then, at the end, 5 things that are definite no-go's.

-Gotta be somewhat intelligent
-Outgoing when situationally alright
-Funny, or at least thinks I'm funny
-Artistic and creative
-Loves movies and/or cartoons. Games would be a rare bonus
-Is not afraid to eat, and loves seafood
-Somewhat shapely. I have to be proud to show her to people
-Follows my personal beliefs and morals
-Loves nature and wonders of life
-Appreciation for talent-taking music

Naddas

-Smokes, or does any harmful drugs
-Favorite bands include Jay Z, Ludacris, and Anal Cunt (LOL)
-Unfaithful, or too flirtatious
-Boring.
-Urban mindset

So yeah, post yours. I originally had this as a 'top 20' list, but I figured I'd go easy on you all and just let you get away with 10. So yeah, get to it.

Notch Johnson · 01-23-2004, 09:20 PM

1. Hung

VIVALAVOVA · 01-23-2004, 09:20 PM

Good

-Gives head

Bad

-Doesn't

Demented Ferret · 01-23-2004, 09:20 PM

- Must Suck My Cock on Command
- Must remind her friends once every two minutes how I'm hung like a bull.
a - Must look HOT, if not:
b - Must wear a paper bag
- Must rape me
- Must finger my anus
- Must finger my penis hole

Demented Ferret · 01-23-2004, 09:21 PM

Haw...3 replies at the same time...Same general jist...

Jatz · 01-23-2004, 09:23 PM

okay some of these are silly, and are not really requirements.

Ten Attributes of Goodness:
-green eyes
-thin
-funny
-interesting to talk to
-likes to talk about sex and sex related things
-likes video games
-likes similar music
-artistic
-likes going to the movies
-nice

No-No's:
-fat
-black
-smokes ro does drugs (sorry I stole this from you, Goro, but its true)
-mean
-anorexic (sp?)

Thrik · 01-23-2004, 09:25 PM

Green eyes? Fucks sake, man.

Bob Toasted · 01-23-2004, 09:26 PM

I'LL DESCRIBE THIS CHICK I LIKE

AWESOMEZ:
- ON SWIM TEAM
- HELLA NICE ASS
- HELLA NICE TITTIES
- NOT A FATTY
- MFFF...
- ON BASKETBALL TEAM
- USED TO PLAY COUNTER-STRIKE
- GREEN EYES
- SPANISH (not latin american)
- FUNNY
- VERY ARTISTIC
- LAST NAME STARTS WITH A 'Z'
- USES SARCASM APPROPRIATLEY
- NOT STUCK UP
- TOTALLY DIGS ME

NOT SO AWESOMEZ:
- DOESN'T DO DRUGS

Domicile Destructo · 01-23-2004, 09:27 PM

Fine Screw you too Goro. >:(

Anal Cunt- I couldn't afford to buy you a present(so I wrote you this song)

Domicile Destructo · 01-23-2004, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jatz
okay some of these are silly, and are not really requirements.

Ten Attributes of Goodness:
-green eyes
-thin
-funny
-interesting to talk to
-likes to talk about sex and sex related things
-likes video games
-likes similar music
-artistic
-likes going to the movies
-nice

No-No's:
-fat
-black
-smokes ro does drugs (sorry I stole this from you, Goro, but its true)
-mean
-anorexic (sp?)

You're never going to find anyone to love you.

Shaun · 01-23-2004, 09:31 PM

here's like, a couple:

-Brown Hair; Brown Eyes; Skinny
-Good sense of humor
-Somewhat intelligent
-Shares an equal love for chicken wings

Bob Toasted · 01-23-2004, 09:31 PM

Jatz's dream girl matches up to the chick I like, HAHAHA! FAG, YOU'LL NEVER KNOW HER OR GIRLS LIKE HER UNLESS YOU GOTO A CONSERVATIVE ART SCHOOL! I was gonna ask her out today but she has SATs tomarrow and I have to hang with my mom tonight.

Domicile Destructo · 01-23-2004, 09:31 PM

Man you guys are some shallow motherfuckers.

Danny Swazz · 01-23-2004, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jatz
No-No's:
-fat
-black

WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST BLACK PEOPLE YOU RACIST COCKMUNCHER!

Evil Ash · 01-23-2004, 09:34 PM

Attractive female version of me, with a more feminin flare (ie. likes the more feminin side of the things I like).

* pets ego *

Domicile Destructo · 01-23-2004, 09:35 PM

I SAW THAT BEFORE YOU EDITED IT.

Notch Johnson · 01-23-2004, 09:35 PM

He's afraid they'd turn him in to the goatse man.

Bob Toasted · 01-23-2004, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Danny Swazz
WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST BLACK PEOPLE YOU RACIST COCKMUNCHER!

Dude, have you seen a black chick's pussy? EW. Its not that great. I urge you to wonder why black guys date white chicks more than white guys dating black chicks. I'd like to get into the thing about how all the hot black chicks have white features, but I won't.

Evil Ash · 01-23-2004, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Domicile Destructo
I SAW THAT BEFORE YOU EDITED IT.

YOU LIE!

Shaun · 01-23-2004, 09:38 PM

... I've never met a marginally attractive girl that liked video games. I was never comfortable playing video games with girls. It was like, the thing that the guys did. The girls had their dumb dolls.

Notch Johnson · 01-23-2004, 09:38 PM

Domicile Destructo · 01-23-2004, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evil Ash

YOU LIE!

NOT ONLY THE FIRST TIME. BUT THE SECOND TIME. THEN THE THIRD TIME. YOU EDITER.

Evil Ash · 01-23-2004, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shaun
... I've never met a marginally attractive girl that liked video games. I was never comfortable playing video games with girls. It was like, the thing that the guys did. The girls had their dumb dolls.

List +1... except you havn't met her. And I was also looking for the sexiest video gamers awards winners, they were hot, and could kick my ass in Soul Calibur 2

.

Domicile Destructo · 01-23-2004, 09:45 PM

She probably gives really good handjobs.

Shaun · 01-23-2004, 09:48 PM

yeah it kinda looks it.

01-23-2004, 09:16 PM	#1
Gorosaurus Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 16,146	TEN attributes for a significant other. Thread. Yeah, what 10 things do you look for in a 'soul mate'? Or something to that nature... I don't think I need more of a description. But it's not about what [i]turns you on[i], but rather what attracts you in the first place. Then, at the end, 5 things that are definite no-go's. -Gotta be somewhat intelligent -Outgoing when situationally alright -Funny, or at least thinks I'm funny -Artistic and creative -Loves movies and/or cartoons. Games would be a rare bonus -Is not afraid to eat, and loves seafood -Somewhat shapely. I have to be proud to show her to people -Follows my personal beliefs and morals -Loves nature and wonders of life -Appreciation for talent-taking music Naddas -Smokes, or does any harmful drugs -Favorite bands include Jay Z, Ludacris, and Anal Cunt (LOL) -Unfaithful, or too flirtatious -Boring. -Urban mindset So yeah, post yours. I originally had this as a 'top 20' list, but I figured I'd go easy on you all and just let you get away with 10. So yeah, get to it.

01-23-2004, 09:20 PM	#2
Notch Johnson Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,503	Re: TEN attributes for a significant other. Thread. 1. Hung

01-23-2004, 09:23 PM	#6
Jatz Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 6,227	okay some of these are silly, and are not really requirements. Ten Attributes of Goodness: -green eyes -thin -funny -interesting to talk to -likes to talk about sex and sex related things -likes video games -likes similar music -artistic -likes going to the movies -nice No-No's: -fat -black -smokes ro does drugs (sorry I stole this from you, Goro, but its true) -mean -anorexic (sp?)
Jatz Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 6,227

01-23-2004, 09:25 PM	#7
Thrik Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 2,242	Green eyes? Fucks sake, man.
Thrik Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 2,242

01-23-2004, 09:31 PM	#11
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	here's like, a couple: -Brown Hair; Brown Eyes; Skinny -Good sense of humor -Somewhat intelligent -Shares an equal love for chicken wings
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881

01-23-2004, 09:20 PM	#3
VIVALAVOVA Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 8,519	Good -Gives head Bad -Doesn't

01-23-2004, 09:20 PM	#4
Demented Ferret Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 16,248	- Must Suck My Cock on Command - Must remind her friends once every two minutes how I'm hung like a bull. a - Must look HOT, if not: b - Must wear a paper bag - Must rape me - Must finger my anus - Must finger my penis hole

01-23-2004, 09:21 PM	#5
Demented Ferret Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 16,248	Haw...3 replies at the same time...Same general jist...

01-23-2004, 09:26 PM	#8
Bob Toasted Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 4,909	I'LL DESCRIBE THIS CHICK I LIKE AWESOMEZ: - ON SWIM TEAM - HELLA NICE ASS - HELLA NICE TITTIES - NOT A FATTY - MFFF... - ON BASKETBALL TEAM - USED TO PLAY COUNTER-STRIKE - GREEN EYES - SPANISH (not latin american) - FUNNY - VERY ARTISTIC - LAST NAME STARTS WITH A 'Z' - USES SARCASM APPROPRIATLEY - NOT STUCK UP - TOTALLY DIGS ME NOT SO AWESOMEZ: - DOESN'T DO DRUGS

01-23-2004, 09:27 PM	#9
Domicile Destructo Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 7,405	Fine Screw you too Goro. >:( Anal Cunt- I couldn't afford to buy you a present(so I wrote you this song)

01-23-2004, 09:34 PM	#15
Evil Ash Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,534	Attractive female version of me, with a more feminin flare (ie. likes the more feminin side of the things I like). * pets ego *
Evil Ash Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,534

01-23-2004, 09:35 PM	#16
Domicile Destructo Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 7,405	I SAW THAT BEFORE YOU EDITED IT.

01-23-2004, 09:38 PM	#20
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	... I've never met a marginally attractive girl that liked video games. I was never comfortable playing video games with girls. It was like, the thing that the guys did. The girls had their dumb dolls.
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881

01-23-2004, 09:45 PM	#24
Domicile Destructo Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 7,405	She probably gives really good handjobs.

01-23-2004, 09:48 PM	#25
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	yeah it kinda looks it.
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881