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Dungeon Snake · 05-01-2010, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthropophagus

There should be a clear exception for big tits. Doesn't matter what the girl looks like. If they're double Ds or larger, fair game and exempt from ridicule.

haha, yeah

Allergic 2 Life · 05-01-2010, 09:17 PM

Phil Williamson · 05-01-2010, 11:31 AM

I would definitely bang Peter's chick and Dean Francis girl

Cubert · 05-01-2010, 03:06 PM

i have made some awful, awful mistakes thanks to big tits.

Nick The Almighty · 05-01-2010, 05:30 PM

when I see huge tits on a chick, my brain cant help but wonder what they actually look like under there. Its like I HAVE to know. And there's usually only one way to find out.......

I actually feel bad for girls who dont have any tits. its like hey have to try harder

Anthropophagus · 05-01-2010, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick The Almighty

I actually feel bad for girls who dont have any tits. its like hey have to try harder

Haha, I feel the worst for fat chicks who have no tits. Like, a girl who is 5'4 and 170 lbs. which isn't necessarily fat as fuck but still overweight. I've known one or two who had A cup titties. That's gotta be the worst. Big tits are a fat chick's last saving grace. I will look beyond a gut if they have some bazooms, but without even those they just need to hit the bricks.

Nick The Almighty · 05-02-2010, 04:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthropophagus

Haha, I feel the worst for fat chicks who have no tits. Like, a girl who is 5'4 and 170 lbs. which isn't necessarily fat as fuck but still overweight. I've known one or two who had A cup titties. That's gotta be the worst. Big tits are a fat chick's last saving grace. I will look beyond a gut if they have some bazooms, but without even those they just need to hit the bricks.

hahaha, dude, theres nothing worse than a fat chick with no tits. Thats literally a slap in the face from god. Usually just being fat means you have big tits, cuz they get all fatty too or whatever, thats why it makes no sense when I see a a fat chick with no tits. That just sucks

Domicile Destructo · 05-01-2010, 07:26 PM

I'm more of an ass, legs & feet man myself. I've braved possible HIV infection for a nice juicy ass.

Allergic 2 Life · 05-01-2010, 07:39 PM

ew feet????

Domicile Destructo · 05-01-2010, 07:45 PM

Yeah a little bit.

Steve Adair · 05-01-2010, 08:00 PM

we need some more pictures

Dungeon Snake · 05-02-2010, 05:38 AM

t3h l0lzor @ ur lifez0r

Slime · 05-02-2010, 05:38 AM

you married the only girl you've ever slept with? WOAH

Evil Ash · 05-02-2010, 06:29 AM

Yeah even I havn't done that yet. I'm scoping out some nice ass to tag before that happens fo sho.

But in all fairness I know this couple that started dating at 13/14 and had a blood wedding at 16/17 (they're like uber metal) and so they're Pagan married. Girl had sex before him, he only ever had sex with her.

Now they have an 'open' relationship but are super happy together. Open means 'Hey I got drunk and fixed this chick' and she's all 'Oh fuck you, you slut' and he's all 'lol sorry' and then they keep on going being in love and shit.

Shit's crazy.

Dungeon Snake · 05-02-2010, 06:35 AM

thats pretty metal

Anthropophagus · 05-02-2010, 06:40 AM

I have respect for people who can retain a marriage without traditional boundaries but FUCK THAT SHIT.

Flounder · 05-02-2010, 07:18 AM

Yeah dude, I wouldn't have that shit.

I can understand that being easier for a gay couple to get into though and I dare say it's a bit more common amongst gay people, especially gay men. At some point, it's easy for two men to come to the agreement that "Okay, we're in love but...we were both born with the genetic imperative to just fuck everything that moves, so maybe we can work that into our relationship too."

At the same time though, the last girlfriend I had happened to be bisexual...and she told me one time, while we were together, that the night prior she was hanging out with a friend of hers and they ended up kissing, pretty much just to do it. And I remembered just thinking "I really don't give a shit, that doesn't bother me in the slightest." Now, same exact scenario but it's a dude...huge problem. Like, relationship-ending problem.

In regards to the ugliest chick i've ever hooked up with, honestly, there's gotta be a 'least attractive' one but I stand by the choices i've made. I've only had sex with a handful of girls. I could count 'em on one hand. I've never been a dude who just needs to fuck. For a lot of guys, its about the fucking part, and the person they fuck is secondary to that. But im reviewing all the girls ive slept with mentally right now, a couple of which were one night stands, and i've gotta say there was always a reason I slept with them. I've never gone out with the mentality of "okay, it's FUCK time." Whenever it's happened, its either just been something that's sort of developed over the course of the evening, or it was a girl I was in a relationship with, in which case of course I find her attractive.

Evil Ash · 05-02-2010, 08:15 AM

If she was bisexual and kissing girls, I'd be jealous.

If she was straight and kissing girls, I'd high five somebody.

It's the connotation of the action. One implies they COULD GET SERIOUS, one is drunk sexy fun.

Flounder · 05-02-2010, 08:59 AM

I think the fact that they did it "just to do it" implies it wasn't anything serious.

Happyjuice · 05-02-2010, 03:36 PM

Dungeon Snake · 05-02-2010, 03:43 PM

i just gotta say i appreciate flounde's outlook on life, i think he's got it figured out

Yamles · 05-09-2010, 11:05 AM

BAM

NearHi · 05-10-2010, 08:04 AM

Wait.... you had lezzie sex?

Yamles · 05-10-2010, 08:34 AM

Once, years ago. It was awful, I'm not even going to pretend I enjoyed it. I did it for my boyfriend, who then left me for her.

NearHi · 05-10-2010, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Jamie Chapman

Once, years ago. It was awful, I'm not even going to pretend I enjoyed it. I did it for my boyfriend, who then left me for her.

That's fucked up.

05-01-2010, 03:06 PM	#4
Cubert Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,990	i have made some awful, awful mistakes thanks to big tits.
Cubert Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,990

05-02-2010, 05:38 AM	#13
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	you married the only girl you've ever slept with? WOAH
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05-02-2010, 06:29 AM	#14
Evil Ash Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,534	Yeah even I havn't done that yet. I'm scoping out some nice ass to tag before that happens fo sho. But in all fairness I know this couple that started dating at 13/14 and had a blood wedding at 16/17 (they're like uber metal) and so they're Pagan married. Girl had sex before him, he only ever had sex with her. Now they have an 'open' relationship but are super happy together. Open means 'Hey I got drunk and fixed this chick' and she's all 'Oh fuck you, you slut' and he's all 'lol sorry' and then they keep on going being in love and shit. Shit's crazy.
Evil Ash Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,534

05-02-2010, 07:18 AM	#17
Flounder Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 6,510	Yeah dude, I wouldn't have that shit. I can understand that being easier for a gay couple to get into though and I dare say it's a bit more common amongst gay people, especially gay men. At some point, it's easy for two men to come to the agreement that "Okay, we're in love but...we were both born with the genetic imperative to just fuck everything that moves, so maybe we can work that into our relationship too." At the same time though, the last girlfriend I had happened to be bisexual...and she told me one time, while we were together, that the night prior she was hanging out with a friend of hers and they ended up kissing, pretty much just to do it. And I remembered just thinking "I really don't give a shit, that doesn't bother me in the slightest." Now, same exact scenario but it's a dude...huge problem. Like, relationship-ending problem. In regards to the ugliest chick i've ever hooked up with, honestly, there's gotta be a 'least attractive' one but I stand by the choices i've made. I've only had sex with a handful of girls. I could count 'em on one hand. I've never been a dude who just needs to fuck. For a lot of guys, its about the fucking part, and the person they fuck is secondary to that. But im reviewing all the girls ive slept with mentally right now, a couple of which were one night stands, and i've gotta say there was always a reason I slept with them. I've never gone out with the mentality of "okay, it's FUCK time." Whenever it's happened, its either just been something that's sort of developed over the course of the evening, or it was a girl I was in a relationship with, in which case of course I find her attractive.
Flounder Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 6,510

05-02-2010, 08:15 AM	#18
Evil Ash Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,534	If she was bisexual and kissing girls, I'd be jealous. If she was straight and kissing girls, I'd high five somebody. It's the connotation of the action. One implies they COULD GET SERIOUS, one is drunk sexy fun.
Evil Ash Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,534

05-01-2010, 09:17 PM	#2
Allergic 2 Life Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,459

05-01-2010, 11:31 AM	#3
Phil Williamson Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 16,900	I would definitely bang Peter's chick and Dean Francis girl

05-01-2010, 05:30 PM	#5
Nick The Almighty Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,909	when I see huge tits on a chick, my brain cant help but wonder what they actually look like under there. Its like I HAVE to know. And there's usually only one way to find out....... I actually feel bad for girls who dont have any tits. its like hey have to try harder

05-01-2010, 07:26 PM	#8
Domicile Destructo Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 7,405	I'm more of an ass, legs & feet man myself. I've braved possible HIV infection for a nice juicy ass.

05-01-2010, 07:39 PM	#9
Allergic 2 Life Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,459	ew feet????

05-01-2010, 07:45 PM	#10
Domicile Destructo Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 7,405	Yeah a little bit.

05-01-2010, 08:00 PM	#11
Steve Adair Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 5,165	we need some more pictures

05-02-2010, 05:38 AM	#12
Dungeon Snake Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 17,519	t3h l0lzor @ ur lifez0r

05-02-2010, 06:35 AM	#15
Dungeon Snake Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 17,519	thats pretty metal

05-02-2010, 06:40 AM	#16
Anthropophagus Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,997	I have respect for people who can retain a marriage without traditional boundaries but FUCK THAT SHIT.

05-02-2010, 08:59 AM	#19
Flounder Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 6,510	I think the fact that they did it "just to do it" implies it wasn't anything serious.
Flounder Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 6,510

05-02-2010, 03:36 PM	#20
Happyjuice Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,573	-

05-02-2010, 03:43 PM	#21
Dungeon Snake Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 17,519	i just gotta say i appreciate flounde's outlook on life, i think he's got it figured out

05-09-2010, 11:05 AM	#22
Yamles Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 2,799	BAM
Yamles Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 2,799

05-10-2010, 08:04 AM	#23
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483	Wait.... you had lezzie sex?
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483

05-10-2010, 08:34 AM	#24
Yamles Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 2,799	Once, years ago. It was awful, I'm not even going to pretend I enjoyed it. I did it for my boyfriend, who then left me for her.
Yamles Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 2,799

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