The Board of Legends, round 2!

[Lord Cardigan]

in prime position: Steve Adair

2: Pozin
3: Jayrod
4: phil williamson
5: AR Raven

[Bobby Swisha]

haha

[Allergic 2 Life]

[Lord Cardigan]

he needs a shave.

[Lord Blazer]

I am going to kill you

[Phil Williamson]

why is my name not capitalized?

[Lord Blazer]

[AR-Raven]

there's a dash in my name

[AR-Raven]

The dash is short for I'm going to stab you in the penis, Willdasmifucking-stupidest-name

[Dungeon Snake]

hey willdasmiffking, what is your name supposed to convey/represent

[James McCloud]

good question christo

[AR-Raven]

Well, this is him, and he claims his name is will smith: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1080101105

[Dungeon Snake]

i still dont understand though, is it meant to read "will smiff is the king"? because "will the smith king" doesnt make any sense

[AR-Raven]

No one understands

[James McCloud]

hence the question dumb dumb!!

[Dungeon Snake]

also, what the hell does p. diddy feel like when he wakes up? that analogy is so obtuse

and then why the hell would you brush your teeth with a bottle of jack? your breath would smell so fucking bad, god can you imagine a girl who literally just woke up, brushed her teeth with jack daniels and then walked out the door? thats disgusting. also, i dont understand the usage of the phrase 'bottle of jack'. is that to imply she uses the entire bottle when brushing her teeth? or that she actually uses the bottle itself to brush with instead of a tooth brush?

AND, why the hell would kick dudes out of the car UNLESS they look like mick jagger? mick jagger is fucking hideous, why in the world would you want boys who look like that? he looks like a lizard carcass. it seems like that line could only be written by somebody who had never seen a picture of mick jagger or didn't even really understand who he was

over all that song is so fucking confusing, it sounds like it was translated into english from german or somehing. i understand what she's trying to say but the way she says it doesn't make any sense. you know the way foreign people like, try to sound like cool americans but they always say stuff like sort of wrong and you can tell they don't really get it? like "Party time okay! P. Diddy disco dance, cowabunga man!"

[Lord Blazer]

My thought is that she uses Jack Daniels instead of e.g. Listerine, Scope

[Opheox]

she prolly sits on the bottle. that'd be sweet

[Dick Harris]

Close the thread please guys. Will has been fired from BOL

[Dungeon Snake]

i know its a fool's errand looking for meaning in a Ke$ha song, but i think it's weird how meaningless it is. like the song is just about absolutely nothing, its just like it says "tik tok on the clock" just watching hours go by, spending your time getting pedicures, looking at clothes, looking at boys, getting drunk, hands on the clock just spinning life just going by, even the pop references and analogies don't mean anything, just random nonsense phrases strung together... that's all pretty self-apparent, but what i more wonder is like... is Ke$ha actually so stupid that this is all she can think of to sing about? or is this a calculated attempt to tap into the brains of 15-year-old girls? is "Ke$ha" herself a formulated entity, concocted by a panel of record executives? who is the creative force here? who exactly is behind all this, and where is he? this song just brings all this stuff to mind because it sounds like it was written by a fucking committee
if it's not some cynical attempt to synthesize a hit, and Ke$ha really is the creative force, and she really is just that vapid, is it possible that the only way to become famous like that is to be that stupid? is she Ke$ha because only she is stupid enough to be Ke$ha?