M&M's Please Help!! - Page 2

Maritheclap · 02-28-2010, 07:25 AM

Sped up animation of the m&m's growing old, dying, and decomposing.

Or, "Life in the Bag", a documentary of the hardships of slowly suffocating inside of the m&m's bag, knowing that soon a child will be grinding your dead corpse between their teeth.

Shaun · 02-28-2010, 08:13 AM

I like the bag idea

Demented Ferret · 02-28-2010, 01:09 PM

Completely blank screen which zooms out to reveal an eye, zooming out further until red M&M is centre-screen. He walks clumsily towards a bag of M&Ms before scratching his head and shrugging. After trying to get inside the bag for a while, he starts whispering:

"Help, please help!"

"I have got a job at the M&M's animation group and they want me to come up with an entirely original commercial."

There is no response.

He continues, "It has to have: The M&M characters in, be Fully Related to M&M's and Appeal to children mainly"

Still nothing.

"Please help I only have a month!"

It then shows a calendar fading to the next month and immediately clips to a team of business executives in hysterics, pointing and laughing at Red M&M and then to a slow-mo, no wait, SUPER slow-mo shot of Red M&M shitting itself splatting (in chocolate) the letters 'wwp'. Underneath them letters a caption fades in 'Advertising Extraordinaire | Tel: 01902 622507 E-mail: wwp@neopetsmail.com | Web: 3dmm.com'

Dominator Dan · 02-28-2010, 01:54 PM

aahahahahahahahaHAHA

Trooper · 02-28-2010, 02:01 PM

...and some small children clapping at the high levels of appeal.

bl0ppin · 02-28-2010, 06:27 PM

HAHAHAHA that was great

Bobby Swisha · 03-01-2010, 05:14 AM

I modified Demented Ferret's idea to bring you your final version, Wwp:

Completely blank screen which zooms out to reveal an eye, zooming out further until red M&M is centre-screen. He walks clumsily towards a bag of M&Ms before scratching his head and shrugging. Slow fade to black.

Slime · 03-01-2010, 05:23 AM

hahahah ive laughed multiple times while reading all these ideas, good job all

Michael Jeffrey · 03-01-2010, 07:58 AM

hahahaha at ferret's, it's the Adaptation of advertising.

Jacob Adams · 03-02-2010, 03:16 AM

hahaha quality thread, would read again

Jacob Adams · 03-02-2010, 03:59 AM

started on a m&m commercial for the sake of this thread but FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfff flash is too much fucking effort. it'd be easier to just draw a comic in ms paint

Evil Ash · 03-02-2010, 04:20 AM

I had these guys come to my highschool before. It's local, and meaningless. It's a big scheme to get kids into M&Ms. There's no prize, except maybe like 100 bags of M&Ms or something.

Nobody will ever know these poeple or their ideas.

Happyjuice · 03-02-2010, 04:48 AM

Bobby Swisha · 03-02-2010, 05:36 AM

indeed....

Shaun · 03-02-2010, 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Ash

I had these guys come to my highschool before. It's local, and meaningless. It's a big scheme to get kids into M&Ms. There's no prize, except maybe like 100 bags of M&Ms or something.

Nobody will ever know these poeple or their ideas.

Hahah, how do they sleep at night?

Shaun · 03-02-2010, 07:27 AM

also what went behind the decisions in this graph?

Phil Williamson · 03-02-2010, 10:37 AM

I wonder if violet M&Ms are collectors' items now

Lord Blazer · 03-02-2010, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun

also what went behind the decisions in this graph?

When I was in kindergarten we voted for the new m&m color. I'mn pretty sure it was official, too.

And it's really weird that they just didn't make red ones for a while.

Dominator Dan · 03-02-2010, 01:48 PM

the early 80s looked pretty fuckin awful for M&M colours

Dave Miles · 03-02-2010, 03:03 PM

thank GOD those days are over.

Allergic 2 Life · 03-02-2010, 04:25 PM

street fight M&Ms vs Smarties

Nixon · 03-02-2010, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Allergic 2 Life

street fight M&Ms vs Smarties

Bobby Swisha · 03-03-2010, 05:20 AM

I LOL'd.

Dick Harris · 03-04-2010, 01:14 AM

Have some frail teenager lying in a hospital bed, and then his grandma comes in and she gives him some m&m's and the kid smiles and is all "Aw sweet, I remember the first time I had m&m's" and it flashes back to like 1998 when he's about 7 years old. A car pulls up alongside him, and a hand comes from the window, and the hand has m&ms in it. The kid takes an m&m from the hand and eats it, before rubbing his tummy and says "mmmmmm", before the door pops open, and the boy gets in the car with the old man. On the journey, they stop at a service station, and the old man buys him like 7 more packs of m&ms, before the scene goes to a motel, where the old man gives him some m&ms to come into the bedroom, and the bed is coated with m&ms. the kids eyes light up as he jumps onto the bed. the old man says "billy, i'm not gonna be around forever but i've loved m&ms my whole life, and i want to leave my huge m&ms stash to you when i'm gone" and the kid (whos obviously billy, right?) asks why he isn't gonna be round, and the old man says because I have AIDS, right. And then the next scene is the old man banging the shit out of billy's back doors right, and billy's screaming cause he doesnt know whats going on, but he knows he's getting m&ms right? so he takes it, and gobbles up all of the old man's death cum like his ass is a cactus or something, right? Then we cut back to the hospital and Billy is flatlining.

M&mS : The DRIVE OF YUR LIFE.

Dick Harris · 03-04-2010, 01:15 AM

Oh yeah and the m&m characters are in it too. They're at the kids funeral, laughing in the background and high fiving and shit.

02-28-2010, 08:13 AM	#27
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	I like the bag idea
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881

02-28-2010, 02:01 PM	#30
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,441	...and some small children clapping at the high levels of appeal.
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,441

02-28-2010, 06:27 PM	#31
bl0ppin Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 4,644	HAHAHAHA that was great
bl0ppin Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 4,644

03-01-2010, 05:23 AM	#33
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	hahahah ive laughed multiple times while reading all these ideas, good job all
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891

03-02-2010, 04:20 AM	#37
Evil Ash Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,534	I had these guys come to my highschool before. It's local, and meaningless. It's a big scheme to get kids into M&Ms. There's no prize, except maybe like 100 bags of M&Ms or something. Nobody will ever know these poeple or their ideas.
Evil Ash Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,534

02-28-2010, 07:25 AM	#26
Maritheclap Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,916	Sped up animation of the m&m's growing old, dying, and decomposing. Or, "Life in the Bag", a documentary of the hardships of slowly suffocating inside of the m&m's bag, knowing that soon a child will be grinding your dead corpse between their teeth.

02-28-2010, 01:09 PM	#28
Demented Ferret Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 16,248	Completely blank screen which zooms out to reveal an eye, zooming out further until red M&M is centre-screen. He walks clumsily towards a bag of M&Ms before scratching his head and shrugging. After trying to get inside the bag for a while, he starts whispering: "Help, please help!" "I have got a job at the M&M's animation group and they want me to come up with an entirely original commercial." There is no response. He continues, "It has to have: The M&M characters in, be Fully Related to M&M's and Appeal to children mainly" Still nothing. "Please help I only have a month!" It then shows a calendar fading to the next month and immediately clips to a team of business executives in hysterics, pointing and laughing at Red M&M and then to a slow-mo, no wait, SUPER slow-mo shot of Red M&M shitting itself splatting (in chocolate) the letters 'wwp'. Underneath them letters a caption fades in 'Advertising Extraordinaire \| Tel: 01902 622507 E-mail: wwp@neopetsmail.com \| Web: 3dmm.com'

02-28-2010, 01:54 PM	#29
Dominator Dan Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 11,564	aahahahahahahahaHAHA

03-01-2010, 05:14 AM	#32
Bobby Swisha Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 46,012	I modified Demented Ferret's idea to bring you your final version, Wwp: Completely blank screen which zooms out to reveal an eye, zooming out further until red M&M is centre-screen. He walks clumsily towards a bag of M&Ms before scratching his head and shrugging. Slow fade to black.

03-01-2010, 07:58 AM	#34
Michael Jeffrey Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 4,580	hahahaha at ferret's, it's the Adaptation of advertising.

03-02-2010, 03:16 AM	#35
Jacob Adams Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,799	hahaha quality thread, would read again

03-02-2010, 03:59 AM	#36
Jacob Adams Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,799	started on a m&m commercial for the sake of this thread but FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfff flash is too much fucking effort. it'd be easier to just draw a comic in ms paint

03-02-2010, 04:48 AM	#38
Happyjuice Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,573	-

03-02-2010, 05:36 AM	#39
Bobby Swisha Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 46,012	indeed....

03-02-2010, 07:27 AM	#41
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	also what went behind the decisions in this graph?
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881

03-02-2010, 10:37 AM	#42
Phil Williamson Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 16,900	I wonder if violet M&Ms are collectors' items now

03-02-2010, 01:48 PM	#44
Dominator Dan Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 11,564	the early 80s looked pretty fuckin awful for M&M colours

03-02-2010, 03:03 PM	#45
Dave Miles Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,236	thank GOD those days are over.

03-02-2010, 04:25 PM	#46
Allergic 2 Life Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,459	street fight M&Ms vs Smarties

03-03-2010, 05:20 AM	#48
Bobby Swisha Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 46,012	I LOL'd.

03-04-2010, 01:14 AM	#49
Dick Harris Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,503	Have some frail teenager lying in a hospital bed, and then his grandma comes in and she gives him some m&m's and the kid smiles and is all "Aw sweet, I remember the first time I had m&m's" and it flashes back to like 1998 when he's about 7 years old. A car pulls up alongside him, and a hand comes from the window, and the hand has m&ms in it. The kid takes an m&m from the hand and eats it, before rubbing his tummy and says "mmmmmm", before the door pops open, and the boy gets in the car with the old man. On the journey, they stop at a service station, and the old man buys him like 7 more packs of m&ms, before the scene goes to a motel, where the old man gives him some m&ms to come into the bedroom, and the bed is coated with m&ms. the kids eyes light up as he jumps onto the bed. the old man says "billy, i'm not gonna be around forever but i've loved m&ms my whole life, and i want to leave my huge m&ms stash to you when i'm gone" and the kid (whos obviously billy, right?) asks why he isn't gonna be round, and the old man says because I have AIDS, right. And then the next scene is the old man banging the shit out of billy's back doors right, and billy's screaming cause he doesnt know whats going on, but he knows he's getting m&ms right? so he takes it, and gobbles up all of the old man's death cum like his ass is a cactus or something, right? Then we cut back to the hospital and Billy is flatlining. M&mS : The DRIVE OF YUR LIFE.

03-04-2010, 01:15 AM	#50
Dick Harris Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,503	Oh yeah and the m&m characters are in it too. They're at the kids funeral, laughing in the background and high fiving and shit.

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