M&M's Please Help!!

Wwp · 02-27-2010, 12:24 PM

Hi Guys,

I have got a job at the M&M's animation group and they want me to come up with an entirely original commercial. It has to have:
The M&M characters in
Fully Related to M&M's
Appeal to children mainly

Please help I only have a month!

By the way no stupid answers sometimes there's just no need to post!

Kevitus · 02-27-2010, 12:25 PM

Wwp · 02-27-2010, 12:27 PM

THAT'S WOT I MEAN!! ANNOYIN POSTS LIKE DAT!!!

Phil Williamson · 02-27-2010, 01:00 PM

maybe have the m&m guys perform a freestyle with Eminem!

seriously though is this for real? you look like you're about 14 in your profile picture

Wwp · 02-27-2010, 01:02 PM

i'm 16, 15 in my profile pic. they came to my skwl and they sed they were recruiting so i put my name down

Slade · 02-27-2010, 01:19 PM

If you have to ask other people for ideas, you shouldn't have signed up.

Wwp · 02-27-2010, 01:20 PM

errrmmmm.. they accepted me out of 400 ppl

Phil Williamson · 02-27-2010, 01:41 PM

based on what? they accepted you over 400 other people without you even proposing an idea? are you sure this isn't some kind of scam?

Wwp · 02-27-2010, 01:50 PM

basically this guy came into my skwl and gave a presentation to all the guys studyin computer animation. he then sed about how he is lookin for an apprentice. we had to fill in and application form with our expreince, skills .etc and he chose 10 ppl and i was one of them. i am almost certain this ain't a scam

Wwp · 02-27-2010, 01:51 PM

anyway we're off topic i need ideas

Roadkill Dave · 02-27-2010, 02:24 PM

30 seconds of the red one coiling a shit onto the yellow one

Bobby Swisha · 02-27-2010, 04:16 PM

Ok, so check this out. The red M&M is sitting on the couch playing video games when the yellow M&M comes into the door. He's wearing a brown hat and jacket which he takes off and hangs up while complaining how hard work is. Then, he gets a massive boner, and the red M&M just sucks the shit out of his dick!! I mean he's really going at it. At the end, the yellow M&M cums chocolate all over the red one, and then the red one takes a giant chocolate shit on the floor as the M&M's logo is shown.

Nick The Almighty · 02-27-2010, 04:21 PM

i cant even handle reading your posts without thinking you're a 9 year old on somebodies cell phone, You have a full keyboard in front of you.. SPEAK ENGLISH DAWG

And yeah, what Slade said.. If you cant come up with ideas on ur own, whats the point.

Lord Blazer · 02-27-2010, 05:20 PM

If you have experience and skills enough for someone to choose you as an apprentice you should be able to come up with an idea.

Compcat · 02-27-2010, 07:51 PM

You should have just a dude eating one of the M&M's, but it's one of those huge ones on the commercial that talks. But yeah, just show the guy casually munching on it while the M&M is just SHRIEKING in horrible agony. Then have the slogan be, "M&M's. Fuck it." Maybe mix this with Br's idea somehow, because the kids probably would be more responsive if there was an M&M dick in there somewhere.

Dave Miles · 02-27-2010, 07:55 PM

have the M&M guys going up to a bunch of 'Smarties', and just kicking the shit out of them, and curb stomping them. then the cops show up and there's chocolate gore and broken candy shells all over the street, and the M&M's get put in prison fo life.

Tuna Hematoma · 02-27-2010, 08:38 PM

Smarties could kick the shit out of M&M's any day of the week.

Shaun · 02-27-2010, 08:43 PM

The red m&m and the green girl m&m are sitting in the living room watching Tv. (because they're married). Red says, "Honey, what the hell is that?" as he looks over and notices a small bite mark on Green. After a short silence, cut to Yellow in his apartment as Red busts through the door and beats him with a wrench. the camera pans away and as we see chunks of peanut and yellow shell hitting the floor. Then cut to a crispy blue m&m naked in bed. There's someone under the sheets, sucking his dick, and we see that it's Green. She's got a ring of chocolate around her lips as she sits up.

M&M. Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.

Rman · 02-27-2010, 08:50 PM

me smacking the green m&m up

Dr Ashworth · 02-27-2010, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun

The red m&m and the green girl m&m are sitting in the living room watching Tv. (because they're married). Red says, "Honey, what the hell is that?" as he looks over and notices a small bite mark on Green. After a short silence, cut to Yellow in his apartment as Red busts through the door and beats him with a wrench. the camera pans away and as we see chunks of peanut and yellow shell hitting the floor. Then cut to a crispy blue m&m naked in bed. There's someone under the sheets, sucking his dick, and we see that it's Green. She's got a ring of chocolate around her lips as she sits up.

M&M. Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.

This is pretty good. I like how you involved all the characters.

Lord Blazer · 02-27-2010, 09:18 PM

HE FORGOT ORANGE

bl0ppin · 02-27-2010, 10:00 PM

You have somehow landed a chance to work with the M&Ms animation group to make a new commercial, which is a FANTASTIC opportunity for a young person who would like something to put on their C.V to help them get further in a creative career later in life.
You have come to this forum to get us to give you ideas.
You don't deserve to have this opportunity you lazy unimaginative shit.

I hate you.

Mabdog · 02-27-2010, 10:32 PM

peanut butter is the best kind of m&m

Phil Williamson · 02-27-2010, 11:17 PM

definitely need to involve gay sex. that's all the rage these days

McJuicy · 02-28-2010, 03:55 AM

have them beating the fuck out of reese's pieces

02-27-2010, 12:24 PM	#1
Wwp Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 33	M&M's Please Help!! Hi Guys, I have got a job at the M&M's animation group and they want me to come up with an entirely original commercial. It has to have: The M&M characters in Fully Related to M&M's Appeal to children mainly Please help I only have a month! By the way no stupid answers sometimes there's just no need to post!
Wwp Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 33

02-27-2010, 12:25 PM	#2
Kevitus Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,542
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02-27-2010, 12:27 PM	#3
Wwp Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 33	THAT'S WOT I MEAN!! ANNOYIN POSTS LIKE DAT!!!
Wwp Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 33

02-27-2010, 01:02 PM	#5
Wwp Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 33	i'm 16, 15 in my profile pic. they came to my skwl and they sed they were recruiting so i put my name down
Wwp Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 33

02-27-2010, 01:19 PM	#6
Slade Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,390	If you have to ask other people for ideas, you shouldn't have signed up.
Slade Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,390

02-27-2010, 01:00 PM	#4
Phil Williamson Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 16,900	maybe have the m&m guys perform a freestyle with Eminem! seriously though is this for real? you look like you're about 14 in your profile picture

02-27-2010, 01:20 PM	#7
Wwp Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 33	errrmmmm.. they accepted me out of 400 ppl
Wwp Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 33

02-27-2010, 01:41 PM	#8
Phil Williamson Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 16,900	based on what? they accepted you over 400 other people without you even proposing an idea? are you sure this isn't some kind of scam?

02-27-2010, 01:50 PM	#9
Wwp Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 33	basically this guy came into my skwl and gave a presentation to all the guys studyin computer animation. he then sed about how he is lookin for an apprentice. we had to fill in and application form with our expreince, skills .etc and he chose 10 ppl and i was one of them. i am almost certain this ain't a scam
Wwp Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 33

02-27-2010, 01:51 PM	#10
Wwp Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 33	anyway we're off topic i need ideas
Wwp Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 33

02-27-2010, 02:24 PM	#11
Roadkill Dave Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 2,458	30 seconds of the red one coiling a shit onto the yellow one

02-27-2010, 04:16 PM	#12
Bobby Swisha Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 46,012	Ok, so check this out. The red M&M is sitting on the couch playing video games when the yellow M&M comes into the door. He's wearing a brown hat and jacket which he takes off and hangs up while complaining how hard work is. Then, he gets a massive boner, and the red M&M just sucks the shit out of his dick!! I mean he's really going at it. At the end, the yellow M&M cums chocolate all over the red one, and then the red one takes a giant chocolate shit on the floor as the M&M's logo is shown.

02-27-2010, 04:21 PM	#13
Nick The Almighty Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,909	i cant even handle reading your posts without thinking you're a 9 year old on somebodies cell phone, You have a full keyboard in front of you.. SPEAK ENGLISH DAWG And yeah, what Slade said.. If you cant come up with ideas on ur own, whats the point.

02-27-2010, 05:20 PM	#14
Lord Blazer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 16,879	If you have experience and skills enough for someone to choose you as an apprentice you should be able to come up with an idea.

02-27-2010, 07:51 PM	#15
Compcat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,810	You should have just a dude eating one of the M&M's, but it's one of those huge ones on the commercial that talks. But yeah, just show the guy casually munching on it while the M&M is just SHRIEKING in horrible agony. Then have the slogan be, "M&M's. Fuck it." Maybe mix this with Br's idea somehow, because the kids probably would be more responsive if there was an M&M dick in there somewhere.
Compcat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,810

02-27-2010, 07:55 PM	#16
Dave Miles Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,236	have the M&M guys going up to a bunch of 'Smarties', and just kicking the shit out of them, and curb stomping them. then the cops show up and there's chocolate gore and broken candy shells all over the street, and the M&M's get put in prison fo life.

02-27-2010, 08:38 PM	#17
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	Smarties could kick the shit out of M&M's any day of the week.

02-27-2010, 08:43 PM	#18
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	The red m&m and the green girl m&m are sitting in the living room watching Tv. (because they're married). Red says, "Honey, what the hell is that?" as he looks over and notices a small bite mark on Green. After a short silence, cut to Yellow in his apartment as Red busts through the door and beats him with a wrench. the camera pans away and as we see chunks of peanut and yellow shell hitting the floor. Then cut to a crispy blue m&m naked in bed. There's someone under the sheets, sucking his dick, and we see that it's Green. She's got a ring of chocolate around her lips as she sits up. M&M. Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881

02-27-2010, 08:50 PM	#19
Rman Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,282	me smacking the green m&m up
Rman Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,282

02-27-2010, 09:18 PM	#21
Lord Blazer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 16,879	HE FORGOT ORANGE

02-27-2010, 10:00 PM	#22
bl0ppin Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 4,644	You have somehow landed a chance to work with the M&Ms animation group to make a new commercial, which is a FANTASTIC opportunity for a young person who would like something to put on their C.V to help them get further in a creative career later in life. You have come to this forum to get us to give you ideas. You don't deserve to have this opportunity you lazy unimaginative shit. I hate you.
bl0ppin Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 4,644

02-27-2010, 10:32 PM	#23
Mabdog Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 5,670	peanut butter is the best kind of m&m
Mabdog Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 5,670

02-27-2010, 11:17 PM	#24
Phil Williamson Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 16,900	definitely need to involve gay sex. that's all the rage these days

02-28-2010, 03:55 AM	#25
McJuicy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 8,786	have them beating the fuck out of reese's pieces
McJuicy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 8,786

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