Let's Jam this Bog with Roasts

[Eukos]

Originally Posted by Rabid Dinosaur

hahahaha

I'm pretty sure I've seen a Like (maybe Google+) button on some porn video website and I'm terrified of clicking it accidentally.

RedTube

Also: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/

WHAT

[Slade]

oh god i cannot start reading those forums again it makes me too angry

[Kevitus]

oh no i've started and now i got sucked in...

[Dungeon Snake]

AHAHAH these forums are hilarious! finally, a group of like-minded individuals with whom i can actually fit in! fuck you, 3dmm.com, i'm leaving for landoverbaptist.net forever

[Dave Miles]

haha I was just reading the flat earth thread

[Dungeon Snake]

honestly that forum doesn't make me mad at all because like.... it's too funny. i can't be mad at somebody who's literally so stupid that they believe the earth is flat. that's just all in good fun. that's like being mad at a puppy or something. i tend to get WAY more mad at people who write negative reviews for Anna Karenina or try to argue that veganism is a moral choice or some shit

[Evil Ash]

I'm reading the ass-wiping thread right now and OH MY SHIT is it hilarious.

Apparently none of these people wipe their asses, for fear of contact with their anus.

[Dungeon Snake]

ahahah dude some of thees have to be trolls

Should I wash my hands after taking a crap?
Now I know this might sound a rather personal question but I just wondered were you stand on this issue. Since being saved I have dismissed all this talk of bacteria I think it's just nonsense. I have searched through the KJV1611 and the word 'bacteria' is never mentioned once.

After using the toilet facilities (since being saved) I have never washed my hands. I have spent many years working in a restaurant preparing food, this included kneading pizza dough, a process which cleaned my hands anyway.

My thoughts on this are based on the teachings of our Lord Jesus Christ.

Mark 7:1 Then came together unto him the Pharisees, and certain of the scribes, which came from Jerusalem.
2And when they saw some of his disciples eat bread with defiled, that is to say, with unwashen, hands, they found fault.
3For the Pharisees, and all the Jews, except they wash their hands oft, eat not, holding the tradition of the elders.
4And when they come from the market, except they wash, they eat not. And many other things there be, which they have received to hold, as the washing of cups, and pots, brasen vessels, and of tables.
5Then the Pharisees and scribes asked him, Why walk not thy disciples according to the tradition of the elders, but eat bread with unwashen hands?
6He answered and said unto them, Well hath Esaias prophesied of you hypocrites, as it is written, This people honoureth me with their lips, but their heart is far from me.
7Howbeit in vain do they worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men.
8For laying aside the commandment of God, ye hold the tradition of men, as the washing of pots and cups: and many other such like things ye do.
9And he said unto them, Full well ye reject the commandment of God, that ye may keep your own tradition.
10For Moses said, Honour thy father and thy mother; and, Whoso curseth father or mother, let him die the death:
11But ye say, If a man shall say to his father or mother, It is Corban, that is to say, a gift, by whatsoever thou mightest be profited by me; he shall be free.
12And ye suffer him no more to do ought for his father or his mother;
13Making the word of God of none effect through your tradition, which ye have delivered: and many such like things do ye.
14And when he had called all the people unto him, he said unto them, Hearken unto me every one of you, and understand:
15There is nothing from without a man, that entering into him can defile him: but the things which come out of him, those are they that defile the man.
16If any man have ears to hear, let him hear.

Matthew 15:17 Do not ye yet understand, that whatsoever entereth in at the mouth goeth into the belly, and is cast out into the draught? 18But those things which proceed out of the mouth come forth from the heart; and they defile the man.
19For out of the heart proceed evil thoughts, murders, adulteries, fornications, thefts, false witness, blasphemies:
20These are the things which defile a man: but to eat with unwashen hands defileth not a man.




If Jesus says that food can be handled with dirty hands then that's good enough for me but I am interested in other peoples thoughts on this.

Unfortunately I no longer work at the pizza restaurant. It was closed down.

Hi Jack
I get my wife to wipe my Satan-hole so that my hands don't become soiled.

By the way if we ever meet shall we dispense with the welcoming handshake?

YIC

I came up w/the perfect solution after watching my dog one day, "scooting".
But make sure you have a brown or patterned carpet in the bathroom.

[Dungeon Snake]

[Tuna Hematoma]

Pretty sure everyone on that website is a troll.

[Dungeon Snake]

yeah, after about 15 minutes of reading i've come to that conclusion as well

I shared this good news with my Nigress housekeeper and she was so excited she let out a mighty whoop and chucked her mop like a spear. It tapped my cup of coffee, sending the contents spilling onto the table so of course I had to fire her after she finished cleaning it up, but I'm sure her unSaved spirits were still soaring high knowing of this new rule.

[Compcat]

Wow, I just found out about these. They're fucking hilarious.

[Tuna Hematoma]

I can't stand Gervais' laugh.

[Compcat]

It can be annoying sometimes, but I think it complements that Karl guy's monotone absurdity perfectly. They're like the complete opposite people.

[Trooper]

Karl's Diary is the best segment by far.

Also, Ricky's laugh makes things even funnier sometimes.

[Shaun]

[Shaun]

[Dungeon Snake]

Originally Posted by Shaun

at least sex, drugs and alcohol have stayed pretty much the same

[Compcat]

Originally Posted by Shaun

I hate all that reddit atheism stuff. Yes, religious people are ignoring logic and reason. That's fucking obvious, you don't need to repeat it every single day.

[Shaun]

don't use reddit.

[Don Tickner]

[Lord Blazer]

Reddit is by and large terrible.

Except cirlcejerk. Circlejerk is the good reddit.

Atheism is awful though. It's just a bunch of people "HEY GUYS. HOW ABOUT THEM CHRISTIANS, EH? EH?"

It's fucking terrible.

[Shaun]

4 bible thumpers came to my door the other day, and they all had CRAZY looks in their eyes. I was all, "I'm athiest... Not interested in debating tho achachachachachacha."

anyway:

[Shaun]

[Shaun]