Let's Jam this Bog with Roasts - Page 909

Tuna Hematoma · 01-31-2012, 10:47 PM

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Tuna Hematoma · 02-01-2012, 12:44 AM

There is some video where a guy laughs hysterically at goat walking up a ladder in a FPS. Someone find it for me.

I probably have it in my favourites, but then I have to click stuff. F that.

Lord Blazer · 02-01-2012, 12:57 AM

You will also need a friendly mascot. I suggest the Dildog (not the dog from Dilbert). You'll need to use your own creativity to decide whether Dildog is a dildo-shaped dog, a dog-shaped dildo, or a dopey cartoon dog that roams the town with a dildo stuck in it. I refuse to say how I picture the Dildog because I don't want anyone thinking any less of me as a person.

Don Tickner · 02-01-2012, 01:34 AM

Drug are awesome.

Yamles · 02-01-2012, 02:58 AM

4.18 when it goes really quiet, and you can hear one guy go 'YEEAAAAHHHH'?

Yeah I get to POUND THAT EVERY NIGHT.

Lord Blazer · 02-01-2012, 06:14 AM

omg so kawaii

Compcat · 02-01-2012, 06:45 AM

Compcat · 02-01-2012, 06:48 AM

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...Sunken_Ship_in

Shaun · 02-01-2012, 06:48 AM

i like that all the girls in that pic look like they have french goatees

Holmstrom · 02-01-2012, 11:32 AM

look at this dog: http://www.sadanduseless.com/2012/02/food-on-my-dog/

Trooper · 02-01-2012, 11:59 AM

Ahahaha, fuck. I was just sort of chuckling all the way down but completely lost it at the last two.

Pizza The Hut · 02-01-2012, 12:18 PM

holy jesus christ I need to contribute to that

Slade · 02-01-2012, 12:29 PM

So, it turns out that both physical and digital copies of Mass Effect 3 on PC will require an account with EA's Origin service in order to play.

Looks like I won't be buying ME3 afterall! EA are a bunch of cunts.

Nerd rage over.

Lord Blazer · 02-01-2012, 03:06 PM

UGH

IF YOURE GOING TO MAKE A SERVICE TO COMPETE WITH STEAM

MAYBE MAKE IT GOOD FIRST

Shaun · 02-01-2012, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holmstrom

look at this dog: http://www.sadanduseless.com/2012/02/food-on-my-dog/

hahahahah, so good.

NearHi · 02-01-2012, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slade

So, it turns out that both physical and digital copies of Mass Effect 3 on PC will require an account with EA's Origin service in order to play.

Looks like I won't be buying ME3 afterall! EA are a bunch of cunts.

Nerd rage over.

I'm with you. Origin is awful.

Happyjuice · 02-01-2012, 04:36 PM

James McCloud · 02-01-2012, 04:38 PM

i think most people object to the extreme deep computer scanning that origin does

Happyjuice · 02-01-2012, 04:39 PM

Slade · 02-01-2012, 05:09 PM

EA is basically the worst videogame company in existence. Their entire 'market strategy' consists of taking over other companies with great IPs and raping them into oblivion, invading gamers' privacy under the guise of preventing piracy - which has clearly demonstrated to be ineffective - and trying to vacuum in as much money as possible for minimal effort ('minimal effort' being 13-hour-a-day shifts for their workers, 7 days a week). You can go to Wikipedia for a more in-depth summary, but, this is basically what it boils down to.

I mean obviously it's a business and it's in this for profit, like all businesses are, but companies like Valve have demonstrated that you can profit from the videogame industry in dignified and innovative ways (well, more or less - they're not perfect). EA has basically become a charicature so much so that it becomes cliche to complain about them. There's not a snowflake's chance in hell of me signing up to a service operated by one of the most corrupt companies in the videogame industry, in order to play a game that has nothing to do with it.

Nerd rage clearly not over.

Slade · 02-01-2012, 05:13 PM

I also hate Will Wright too, if that's worth anything.

Lord Blazer · 02-01-2012, 05:31 PM

I'm pretty sure Valve has attempted to not make money and failed. People bought Portal 2 hats, for fuck's sake.

Valve is probably the most successful business model out there, from a business and consumer perspective.

Lord Blazer · 02-01-2012, 05:31 PM

"Hey guys, we made this game 90% off for the day"
*MAKES A BILLION DOLLARS*
"Hey guys, here's a virtual hat it's $20"
*MAKES A BILLION DOLLARS*
"Hey guys, here's a nude photo of Gaben"
*goes bankrupt*

01-31-2012, 10:39 PM	#22701
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,302	sup
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01-31-2012, 10:40 PM	#22702
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881
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02-01-2012, 02:58 AM	#22707
Yamles Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 2,799	4.18 when it goes really quiet, and you can hear one guy go 'YEEAAAAHHHH'? Yeah I get to POUND THAT EVERY NIGHT.
Yamles Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 2,799

02-01-2012, 06:45 AM	#22709
Compcat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,810
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02-01-2012, 06:48 AM	#22710
Compcat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,810	http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...Sunken_Ship_in
Compcat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,810

01-31-2012, 10:47 PM	#22703
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

02-01-2012, 12:44 AM	#22704
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	There is some video where a guy laughs hysterically at goat walking up a ladder in a FPS. Someone find it for me. I probably have it in my favourites, but then I have to click stuff. F that.

02-01-2012, 12:57 AM	#22705
Lord Blazer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 16,885	You will also need a friendly mascot. I suggest the Dildog (not the dog from Dilbert). You'll need to use your own creativity to decide whether Dildog is a dildo-shaped dog, a dog-shaped dildo, or a dopey cartoon dog that roams the town with a dildo stuck in it. I refuse to say how I picture the Dildog because I don't want anyone thinking any less of me as a person.

02-01-2012, 01:34 AM	#22706
Don Tickner Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,021	Drug are awesome.

02-01-2012, 06:14 AM	#22708
Lord Blazer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 16,885	omg so kawaii

02-01-2012, 06:48 AM	#22711
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	i like that all the girls in that pic look like they have french goatees
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881

02-01-2012, 11:32 AM	#22712
Holmstrom Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 112	look at this dog: http://www.sadanduseless.com/2012/02/food-on-my-dog/
Holmstrom Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 112

02-01-2012, 11:59 AM	#22713
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,442	Ahahaha, fuck. I was just sort of chuckling all the way down but completely lost it at the last two.
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,442

02-01-2012, 12:18 PM	#22714
Pizza The Hut Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 10,633	holy jesus christ I need to contribute to that

02-01-2012, 12:29 PM	#22715
Slade Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,390	So, it turns out that both physical and digital copies of Mass Effect 3 on PC will require an account with EA's Origin service in order to play. Looks like I won't be buying ME3 afterall! EA are a bunch of cunts. Nerd rage over.
Slade Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,390

02-01-2012, 03:06 PM	#22716
Lord Blazer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 16,885	UGH IF YOURE GOING TO MAKE A SERVICE TO COMPETE WITH STEAM MAYBE MAKE IT GOOD FIRST

02-01-2012, 04:36 PM	#22719
Happyjuice Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,573	-

02-01-2012, 04:38 PM	#22720
James McCloud Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 4,214	i think most people object to the extreme deep computer scanning that origin does

02-01-2012, 04:39 PM	#22721
Happyjuice Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,573	-

02-01-2012, 05:09 PM	#22722
Slade Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,390	EA is basically the worst videogame company in existence. Their entire 'market strategy' consists of taking over other companies with great IPs and raping them into oblivion, invading gamers' privacy under the guise of preventing piracy - which has clearly demonstrated to be ineffective - and trying to vacuum in as much money as possible for minimal effort ('minimal effort' being 13-hour-a-day shifts for their workers, 7 days a week). You can go to Wikipedia for a more in-depth summary, but, this is basically what it boils down to. I mean obviously it's a business and it's in this for profit, like all businesses are, but companies like Valve have demonstrated that you can profit from the videogame industry in dignified and innovative ways (well, more or less - they're not perfect). EA has basically become a charicature so much so that it becomes cliche to complain about them. There's not a snowflake's chance in hell of me signing up to a service operated by one of the most corrupt companies in the videogame industry, in order to play a game that has nothing to do with it. Nerd rage clearly not over.
Slade Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,390

02-01-2012, 05:13 PM	#22723
Slade Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,390	I also hate Will Wright too, if that's worth anything.
Slade Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,390

02-01-2012, 05:31 PM	#22724
Lord Blazer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 16,885	I'm pretty sure Valve has attempted to not make money and failed. People bought Portal 2 hats, for fuck's sake. Valve is probably the most successful business model out there, from a business and consumer perspective.

02-01-2012, 05:31 PM	#22725
Lord Blazer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 16,885	"Hey guys, we made this game 90% off for the day" MAKES A BILLION DOLLARS "Hey guys, here's a virtual hat it's $20" MAKES A BILLION DOLLARS "Hey guys, here's a nude photo of Gaben" goes bankrupt

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